Tumblrisms translated
Dudebro = Normalfag
Problematic = Degenerate
Fuckboy = Faggot
Your fav is problematic = Your waifu is shit
Patriarchy = Jews
It’s not my job to educate you = Lurk moar
Check your privilege = Tits or GTFO
Fuck off
>>657157887
what are you mad about?
>>657158006
>>657158418
Le edgy
You know you're on 4chan ya autistic midget ? Your gore only makes my fap folder bigger
>>657158671
epic meme
>>657158671
you are very cool
>>657158671
Kek
>>657157833
>button nose
>soft jaw
>tiny neck
4chan is grill
>broad chin
>pronounced brow
>square nose
tumblr doesn't pass
God damn it, Tumblr. We could have been together, but you let SJWs take over.
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE. THINK OF THE YOUNGLINGS.
>>657159917
>>657159841
>>657159731
Holy shit. Who drew this shit. I just Lost it. 4chan has a new fetish.
>>657160255
Don't know
>>657160255
A bunch of people did from both sides back in like 2010. A huge war between Tumblr and 4chan broke out and then someone posted something like
>Guys, 4chan is a bunch of loner virgin guys, Tumblr is a bunch of virgin loner girls
And so it started, Tumblr and 4chan made their peace and even a few relationships... Then the SJWs took over...
>>657160799
Yup that's it. Believe the war started just like any other of those start up social media sites did. They tried to troll 4chan then got wrecked, but Tumblr was pretty consistent about the whole "what is air?" thing
saved some back then
>>657161044
Why the hell were they saying "what is air"?
>>657161167
I have an imgur full of 4chumblr images.
>>657161167
>>657161382
>>657161238
It was just a troll thing. It got started like how all memes start, random and inexplicable. They were literally asking what air is.
Shut yo god damn mouth
>>657161786
Moar?
>>657162360
http://imgur.com/a/rQBvq
>>657160024
Do you have the pics where he is skating ?
>>657157833
this was sort of established a way back during the exodus to infinity
>>657162831
What's the rabbit?
>>657162831
the fucks the rabbit?
>>657162831
Is the rabbit some bestiality site?
>>657163453
>>657163586
The reincarnation of Satan
>>657162831
Actually Hard Candy is not way down there. That's easy to find
>>657163656
Beastiality is clearweb lol
>>657163712
Soft candy is, but hard candy takes some effort to find
>>657163453
>>657163586
>>657163656
You should visit /baphomet they'll be able to explain most of it but not entirely
>>657163712
true, but when the chart was made underwater didn't only mean how hidden it was but how legal it is as well.
>>657163712
>opens tor
>clicks bookmarked onion directory
>"hidden wiki", "hard candy", "armory", etc
>*click*
>boom, that easy.
>>657164315
see second part of >>657164113
>>657164162
more if possible
>>657164446
Ah, still it's pretty fucked up both ways though--
CP is sick shit, but it's also fucked up how the american government censors it, removes it from the internet, and even sends police raids out for it just because some lolifag got a little too lonely.
>>657164685
America, land of the somewhat free if within the law, home of the government officials that shit on it's occupants.
>>657164685
Well in order for it to be viewed it has to be MADE and that's the issue. If it was legal to watch/spread there would be a LOT more
>>657164685
>>657164754
Wait, I know that in Australia people can get in trouble for having loli drawings, but does that happen in the US too?
>>657164813
No lolicon shit is 100% legal here, as far as i know anyhow.
>>657164784
These pedophile rings are a good point however, that is what our government should be chasing IMO. They have the means to track down these people with the files, couldn't they use the same means to find the source?
4chumblr drawings - http://imgur.com/a/rQBvq
4chumblr cosplays - http://imgur.com/a/AgyHO
i think i just died a little on the inside
>>657165307
Why?
>>657164961
Thank you
>>657158418
dammit im hungry now
>>657165359
You're welcome.
>>657162831
>4chan higher than youtube
>>657165350
this shit is disgusting
>>657165509
4chumblr?
>>657165509
What in the fuck is that gif? Looks like a dancing string penis with fungus for hair.
>>657165559
no, actually
>>657165559
what else
>>657165699
>>657157833
>>657157833
right I kekt
but fuck tumblr
>>657165812
OP, kill yourself
>>657165509
I came here to rant about Tumblr, not to be aroused goddammit
>>657165983
I'm not OP.
>>657162012
Wrong. As a faggot veteran since the mudkipz and desu wars, it was a way to find out who was a tumblrina on /b/>>657161238
>>657165812
Stop
>>657166247
>>657166108
you should still kill yourself
>>657165509
>that gif
>>657166360
Mmmnah, don't feel like it.
>>657166349
the end is near
>>657166441
it hurts to see this, also it wasn't a question.
Kill yourself.
>>657166726
You like it.
>>657166851
Don't feel like it.
>>657161238
It's a trap
>>657167061
N-no... I-I don't
Despite all the debate in here about some wierd porn shit, I think we can all agree that Tumblr and 4Chan could of been one of the most power website couples in history had the SJWs not broken the communities apart so explosively.
>>657165509
Dancing Kinesin protein
>>657167296
You do.
>>657158671
>>657167380
stop it
>>657167664
No.
>>657167717
Thankyou.
>>657167717
Now I have a new fetish, I'm gonna dress up my gf as tumblr bitch and fuck her while I use a suit of Anon and say to her how bitch she is and finally cum on her blue hair and face
>>657168111
Checked, film and webm it for us
>>657165476
implying is not, all you faggots post is that banana guy and "funny memes"
even youtube knows beter than that
>>657168022
WHO THE CUNTING HELL IS MAKING THIS?! ALSO, POST IT ON TUMBLR HAHAHA
>>657158418
>this is not my sock
>>657168468
Oh fuckyou so hard
>>657159901
this post gave me aids
>>657162831
Hard Candy, near the tip of the Iceberg. you can find the link through fucking google.
google+ is like the autistic wannabe of tumblr and 4chan
>>657157833
It's like.. we're the same.
What if this could get us all laid?
literally no girl on tumblr looks like your wide eyed anime dream girl, they're a bunch of pissy landwhales
>>657159030
>has limbo gone too far?
>>657157833
I would fuck tumblr
>>657169306
Not true anon. Some of those girls are hot.
>>657169306
true
>>657169279
if they tried to fuck
their children would use google+
their autistic children
>>657160024
>his dream of becoming a spooky skeleton is one step closer to fruition
>>657169365
i guess i could be counted as an exception
>>657169402
Generalizing about a community is ignorant.
For every SJW on tumblr, there are people who are as depraved as we.
>>657169306
Actually a lot of them are hot as fuck, it's just the feminazi land whales that look like your imagining
>>657166108
>4chumblr Cosplay (1).jpg
>downloading that crap twice
>>657169659
I know
>>657169766
This is hot?
but we all want a retarded change
>>657169781
>>657169833
michael moore/10
would bang
>>657169833
That's not every tumblr user.
Is every anon a neckbeard fedora?
>>657169985
Absolutely
>>657169833
>"makes me look like a boy"
Is she implying she's a woman?
Even if it's a dude becoming a woman...why would you grow a beard? I never understand why transpeople still do shit like give birth and grow facial hair..
>>657170006
in tumblr artwork why does everyone have a red nose?
Are they Rudolph's bastard children or alcoholics?
>>657170034
Forgot who I was talking to for a moment.
Being reasonable doesn't fly around here.
>>657170119
I think they're trying to imitate the Animal Crossing noses.
>>657169985
Don't be logical anon, some of us can't handle the truth
>>657170157
tumblr is deranged
>>657170327
Not half as deranged as us
>>657170327
Wait, I need to take this call..
>Hello
>Oh, hi kettle.
>Yes, anon is right here.
>He says you're black.
>Goodbye, then.
What was that now?
>>657170532
sadly
but we're better with taste
sometimes
I ship it
>>657170388
Ohhh vey
>>657170827
>but we're with better taste
9/11? Hitler? I think that's more of an aquired taste than whatever it is tumblr bitches talk about
>>657169306
and alot of people on 4chan are fat neck beards? whats the point your getting at anon?
>>657160712
Are you sure that wasn't just how 4chan saw it?
>>657167613
>shipping intensifies
>>657171356
I said "sometimes"
not always
>>657160024
thanks mr skeltal
>>657170532
we are morally deranged, they are physically and morally
>implying any one of you ever get laid
even these tumblr fatnecks have some standards
>>657172170
>>657172301
>>657172445
kek
>>657157833
Just woke up and cringed within 5 minutes, this has to be a record
WHY THE FUCK ISNT 4CHAN BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF TUMBLR IN ANY OF THESE
IT'S FUCKING CLEAR AS DAY THAT RAPE WOULD COMMENCE
>>657169833
>>657169985
> implying these loonies are not a majority
>>657173079
So you didn't look at the rapey ones above
>>657173293
>implying they are the majority
>implying stereotypes are absolute
>>657169833
>>657170157
>>657170388
>>657171503
>>657172301
>>657172445
very "hot" faggots
>>657173294
I WANT BLOOD
did someone say Check your privilege
and what lesson can we take from this?
"it's always nice discover a new fap material"
>>657157887
this
>>657164113
What is /baphomet?
>>657174770
kek, so true
>>657170388
>>657165027
It can be outlawed by states though