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Alright /b/. Don't have long but I thought I'd post this since you gave me some laughs throughout the years(haven't browsed for about a year.)

Anyways
>be me, medical school student
>end of 4th year and I apply to hospitals around world(yes even Africa..)
>want to research Apoptosis in depth more( that's cell suicide for the mongoloids here, I'm going to try to be an oncologist)
>there's a research seminar a few days before I leave, in same state and area that my aunt and cousin live in
>mom tells her I'm going to be in the area
>she says I can stay with her and donald(using real name, idgaf)
>his father left him before he was born
>mom is a 8/10 milf as fuck, 40 year old bombshell
>maybe I'll see her naked, maybe she'll have me look at some "lumps"
>get to her house
>she opens door, in a tank top, can't really see if there's a bra on but whatever
>hug her, ask where cousin is
>oh he's in his room
>wat
>she walks to staircase and flips light switch up and down
>hear "OKAY MOM IM COMING" from upstairs
>cousin is same age as me, 28.
>she looks at me and smiles, "he's currently confused about what he wants to do in life, he's always respected you though, maybe he would want to be in the medical field too-"
>see him running down stairs
>in a Pokemon shirt and boxers
>his dick is flopping around
>side note, I haven't seen him since he was 10 and we moved away
>fat as fuck now
>"oh, I forgot you were coming"
>Ibetyoudid
>he runs back up and puts on dare devil PJ bottoms
>"have you seen this show on Netflix yet? It's pretty awesome-sauce"
>don't have that much time for Netflix but maybe we could watch some
>"COOL"
>runs to living room and turns TV on
>aunt says "maybe not right now though honey"
>cousin pouts away from TV
>aunt asks what I would like for dinner, she doesn't have much around the house and is going out to get some stuff tomorrow to make dinner
>asks son if he would want to go out to eat
>Naw I have some stuff I need to get done on my thing.
Cont.
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Cont. please
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>>676053506
>aunt tells him she will put some of the chicken he likes in the oven
>tfw it hits me. My cousin is a fucking robot
>decide I'll ask him about it later
>aunt says I can sit and watch tv while she changes into something nicer
>sounds nice
>cousin slams down on couch from behind me, faggot literally jumped over the couch. The impact probably broke a few springs
>"daredevil?"
>probably can't watch long but sure
>he sits there like a child, looking at me every time something happens to gauge my reaction
>start to be dramatic af when I react
>daredevil kills someone
>my face looks like I just got shot myself
>cousins jumps in excitement
>I KNEW YOUD LIKE IT
>die internally a bit
>aunt walks out in nice sun dress, probably the first time she's gotten to wear it in years
>you look nice
>cousins lets out a "ooooooooohhhhhh"
>tell her we can take my car, gunna rack the miles up on it before I sell it, so I've been driving it everywhere
>okay one second let me go put in his dinner
>I literally feel like I'm going on a date with a single mother
>he kisses her on cheek and says "you be careful you two!"
>cringe
>I've been doing work at clinics and making some decent cash
>decide to go to a nice ass restaurant
>aunt says she doesnt think she can pay for this
>tell her it's fine, it's on me and if she needs anything to just ask me
>she blushes
>you're such a gentleman, your mom is so proud of you
>smile and tell her it was worth the hard work
>she asks me if I can help her son get on his feet
>tell her Ill talk to him
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Spaghetti and dinosaurs. Bumping because I'm an idiot.
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bumpitty
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Bump op.
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Bump
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inb4 dinosaurs
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bump daddy
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>>676053506
100% dinosaurs but bump for curiosity
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>>676055577
Open the door, get on the floor, now everybody walk the dinosaur.
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bumpin
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>>676054858
>she smiles and touchs my hand
>thank you
>order a nice bottle of wine and a nice appetizer for us
>tell her I can't drink much if I'm going to drive so she can have the majority of it, joke around and say she could probably use it
>she laughs and agrees
>starts talking about how she's been lonely lately and misses having someone to talk to
>tell her that she can call me whenever if she ever needs someone to vent to
>you're so nice
>dinner comes and I've already drank half the bottle, feeling tipsy but I know the food will help, order another bottle for her
>she drinks half of it during dinner and says we should take it home with us
>can't
>buy a fresh bottle to go
>get home and cousin is upstairs, see his plate of de breaded chicken tinders(who the fuck does that? He pulled the bread off of them)
>See her dishwasher is ready to be unloaded
>unload it while she checks on him
>she comes down to get a glass of Dr pepper for him
>sees me doing it
>blushes and seems really shocked
>thanks me a bunch
>no problem
>she takes drink upstairs
>notice her to to her room first though
>hmm
>sit on couch, daredevil is still paused
>she comes back down stairs and says he's busy but he said he'll watch daredevil tomorrow with me
>ask her if she wants to watch and finish that bottle off
>laughs and says okay
>drink all of bottle, laughing about old times and memories
>she stops talking
>laughs for a good minute
>tells me she gave him some of her ambian so he would leave us alone
>laugh with her and pat her leg
>she freezes up
>looks at me
>uh
>notice how big her pupils are
>uh
>she throws her hand on my crotch
>then pulls it back
>Tells me she's sorry and just got a bit too drunk
>tell her I don't think she's drunk enough to make that mistake
>grab her boob cause why not
>she pulls her dress up and over her head
>cum almost instantly as I see her half naked
>big ass thighs that compliment her body(pretty sure she runs a lot)
>she undoes her brah and grabs my head
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>>676054858
FUCKING CONTINUE DOCTOR ANON!
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finish the goddamn story so i can go to sleep
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Bumpiiin
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I'm gonna...
COME
[spoiler]guardian[/spoiler]
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Bump
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Paging doctor Anon
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Bump with shit I saw in a ylyl
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>>676056595
Lol idk why it turned bra into brah
>my room?
>fuck yes
>she grabs her bra and dress, then stands up
>pulls panties off revealing a nicely shaved pussy.
>it didn't look bad either, she had a nice innie
>asks if I want to lick her pussy
>yes please
>good
>grabs my hand and we go to bedroom
>she immediately throws herself on the bed and spreads her legs
>points at her pussy, and then my head
>take my shirt and pants off before I jump In
>start eating her out
>she's loud as fuck and telling me I'm the best
>tells me it's been too long, and she cums within 5 minutes
>cums
>literally cums
>not squirting but white cream starts dripping out
>imokaywiththis
>lick it up
>she asks me if she can have some
>diamonds
>lick it up and tongue fuck her mouth a bit
>literally the hardest I've ever been, my dick actually hurts
>pull underwear off
>thrust dick into her
>SOFUCKINGTIGHT
>tighter than my virgin girlfriend in high school
>have to tell myself not to nut
>fucking her for a good 10minutes
>she's loving it
>asks me if she can suck the cum out of my dick
>hell yes you can
>wait no, I want to feel you cum inside me. I'm on birth control
>okay
>start picking up speed
>she grabs the covers and her whole body goes tense
>feel her pussy tighten around my dick and her body goes limp
>did I kill her
>she opens her eyes and begs me to cum already
>okay
>look down at her pussy and see her cum dripping out
>my dick is about to blow too
>initiate nitrous
>rapidspeedfucking
>blow a massive Nut
>she pushes me off of her and puts fingers in her pussy
>pulls cum out and licks it off her fingers
>we cuddle and fuck a few more time
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Keep going OP
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>>676056595
>inb4 walk the dinosaur
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>>676058469
>a little late for that?
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>>676058418
Faggot.
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>>676058260
Bump it bros.
gotta go read some cat scans. Be back in 10
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>>676058629
It was meant to be posted before he added on. I was in the middle of typing when he posted the next part, and didn't realize he posted it.
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>>676058260
>woman leaking white cum
Op have you ever seen a real vagina?
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Is that it OP, if so great story, I came.
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>>676058260
Good job you're a doctor, because this story is sick.
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Bump for keks, she's gonna need about tree fiddy.
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>>676058841
It's evident you haven't
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>>676059185
women don't leak white cum, you fucking ate her little sperglord's cum.
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>>676058924
Kek
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>>676059310
Topkek
Or her nigger bf's
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