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Hey John,
My name is Faggots, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are stupid ass pictures every second of their day looking at fat, retarded, no-lifes. You are everything bad in the world. Pussy, honestly have any of you got any? I mean, making fun of people , it’s fun I guess. It’s fun making fun of people because of your own straight A’s, but to a whole new level. This is even worse than my banging hot girlfriend jerking off to facebook on pictures
Don’t be a best shot with me. Just hit a stranger. I’m perfect. I was a pretty captain of the football team starter on my basketball team. What Japanese people do you jack off, other than play sports? I also get insecurities, and have a banging hot starter on my basketball team (Just blew me; Cash was SO shit). You all should just kill faggots yourselves. Listening for thanks.
Bitch Related: It’s me and my pic

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>>675943972

top kek

This makes me happy.

>>675943727
Dude, why are you even posting this on 4chan. Youre bitch isnt even that hot. Lol people like you are the cancer of /b/

>>675943727
I don't know what's higher quality, the bait or the 24KB jpeg..

>>675944212
HE GRABBED IT. REEL IT IN M8!

>>675943727
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Shalom Goyim,
My name is Daniel Shekelbergstein, and I hate every single one of Aryans. All of you are meshuggah tuchus pictures every second of their day looking at fat, uncircumcised, no-lifes. You are everything bad in the world.Shekels, honestly have any of you got any? I mean, shilling people , it’s fun I guess. It’s fun shilling people and making them your slaves, but to a whole new level. This is even worse than my banging hot schicksa jerking off to facebook on pictures
Don’t be an anti-semite with me. Just hit a stranger. I’m perfect. I was a pretty captain of the IDF basketball team. What Palestinian people do you jack off, other than play sports? I also get financial securities, and have a banging hot starter on my basketball team (Just blew me; Shekel was SO shit). You all should just kill faggots yourselves goys. Listening for thanks.
Benie Related: It’s me and my yamulke

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es,
niggas call me j-kwal, an i fuckin hate all yall. yall are fat, dumass, crackers that spend ery fuckin second a they day lookin at stupidass fuckin pictas. yall erythang gay in tha world. for real, any yall mothafuckas ever gotten some fuckin pussy? i mean, i guess it's fun makin fun a niggas cuz a ya own insecurities, but yall take tha shit to a whole new fuckin level. shits even worse than jackin off ta pictures on fuckin facebook.
so holla nigga. step tha fuck up. i just dont give a fuck. im fuckin og of the 22nd street bloodz, and baddest nigga on my block. fuck yall do?, otha than "jack off ya lil dick ta naked drawn sleepyheads"? im fuckin grindin ery damn day, and got a fine ass fuckin bitch (she just blew me; nigga god DAMN). all a yall are faggots who should just kill they bitch asses. thanks fa listenin niggas.
pic related: its me and shanaynay

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Good Evening Homosexuals,
I am known as Jonathan, and I must admit that a rather strong, negative feeling overwhelms me when I find myself in your presence. Verily, it has become apparent that your group has a weight problem, a rather low I.Q., and suffers from various antisocial disorders, perseverating on an obsession with photography analysis. Your existence is culturally bankrupt and socially infectious. Now, be truthful: do any of you know the ways of a woman? I can understand that such weak egos may lead to public harassment, but the actions committed here are appalling. Such behavior exceeds the stigma of soiled thoughts when viewing the photographs of acquaintances.
I urge all before me to be honest. Attempt an insult, you will find that it is quite difficult. My body and mind are perfectly balanced and completely efficient. I served as the honorable captain of the rugby club, and was one of the most talented members of the polo team in my gentleman's club. If I may inquire, in which activities does the lot of you partake, beyond auto-erotic pleasures in the presence of animated features from the far east? Beyond the aforementioned traits, I have a pristine academic record and a lover whose body was sculpted by angels (her most recent fellation upon my phallus caused an ecstasy greater than all of the queen's gold). Homosexuals such as yourselves would be better off terminating your own lives as a favor to the status quo of the general public.
Picture Related: It is me and my lady who partakes in coitus for the sake of a monetary reward. Also, my lover is to the right.

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>>675944212

>>675943727
Thank you
I missed it

>>675944212
8.5/10 bait

glorious

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>>675943727
wow you look like you're off jersey shore lmfo gtfo my /b/

>>675946723
can't tell...

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>>675946723
>>675946995
obvious troll is obvious

OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on 4chan and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on 4chan when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to 4chan that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.
PS. I saw that pic on Google images and it most definitely isn't you faggot.

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FUCK YOU OP, YOU DON'T KNOW ME. FUCK YOU!

>>675947896
lmao

>>675943727
Wow OP,
Number 1 you look like you're trying to impersonate "The Situation" faggot off Jersey Shore just with a way shittier haircut. I'm sure you get fucked in the ass on a regular basis.
Number 2 as far as you're supposed "banging hot girlfriend" goes, she looks like a blow up doll with a fucking pulse, way too much makeup, fake ass tan, and you have better fucking eyebrows than she does. She's got a face like a fucking iguana. You guys kinda look alike, related perhaps?
Number 3, yes, I heard straight A's are pretty easy to get in special school. You look like the kind of kid I used to beat the shit out of for lunch money.
And lastly as far as what I do for fucking sports, I'm over here in fucking Iraq wondering why I put myself in danger everyday for a country with a bunch of assfucks like you. I bet you've never done a hard day's work in your life, you have no idea how to be a real fucking man. I wonder how it feels to go through life completely devoid of meaning. Stop going online and disparaging other people just because you're existence is so dull and meaningless, you're embarassing yourself. A shit like you wouldn't last ten minutes out here. And btw how much did cost to take a picture with your sister?

>>675946723
Your /b/? What did you inherit it this summer?

>>675944362
>>675945221
The real fish in this thread

havent tasted this pasta in years. so good man.

>>675945203
My fave so far

Oh I get it it's the reverse bait that gets you to respond to the first bait so that you really think the first bait is the real bait but the bait is not falling for the bait and calling out old copypasta. Boy did you get them fish?!

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Hey fagots,
My name is John, I hate every one of you. I was fat, and search for images without delay all the second Dead Donkey happen. You're all evil in the world. To tell the truth, do whatever you got a cat? Here, I find it very interesting that due to lack of their own security of people having fun, but you have to take it to a whole new level. This usury is worse than the pictures Facebook.
Do not be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I was nearly perfect. I was captain of the football team, and the first of my basketball team. What sports do you play "Made masturbation Japan abstract" No? I can also get the best results, and there is little hot girlfriend hit (I left my mother is very effective). Y'all FAGS should just kill himself. Thanks for paying attention.
Image: This is me and my dog

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>>675943727
Well slap my thigh with a big banana, that is so nice of you John, thank you.
You're way off but a compliment is a compliment all the same.

>>675943727
Hi John, how is your dog?

>>675947896
>>675945203
>>675944912
>>675944527
>>675944826
>>675943727
copypasta b8n niggers

>>675943727

Classic

>>675943727
Didn't think that oompaloompas existed.

Listen here you fucking slut nugget of a horse cum guzzling tard. I don't give one solitary crumb of dusty dog shit that your engaged to a micro dick manlet of a human being. Your fiance is is use to getting down on his knees you probably nad no problem baiting him into proposing to you. I wouldn't be surprised if you locked his dick in chastity, swallowed the key and told him that the only way he could get his limp biscuit dick out of that cheap plastic cock cage and into you canoe sized wizards sleeve of a cunt is if he proposed.

You know what you disgustingly slimey hotdog loving piece of ass? Bieng enganged won't stop the rape train from crushing your pelvis into a dust from the sore raw pounding that i plan on giving you. Im going to have you fucking chelsea smile your cunt because as cavernous as it is, It still won't be able to fit all the shit I plan on ramming in there after i've fucked your meaty alleyway and left you crying in a dripping pool of sweat, cum, semen and blood.

you probably can't even depend on you cuckold of a fiance to stop me from getting elbow deep into your flappy loin curtians. he would probably just sit in the corner or the room and finger his own asshole using his tears for lube since he can't wank because he started to enjoy the cock cage you slapped on his tiny mouse dick

>>675952905
Actually I came up w/ that

So much copy pasta

somebody post the urrrrudurrrrrudrurrrrr one

>>675943727
Jesus fuck. Last time I seen that picture I laughed so hard I fell off of my dinosaur.

>>675945203
I died of laughter, here and now. I am actually dead right now.

nice meme

>>675943972
underrated post, I kek'd

>>675943972
got yourself a free internet today