femanons: what's the most unusual thing you've masturbated with? most unusual
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femanons: what's the most unusual thing you've masturbated with? most unusual location you've masturbated?
most unusual thing : a really small inactivated phone. 16 yr old.
most weirdest place: the beach while i was in the water. 13 yr old interested in my body 24/7
>>648119354
when you were in the water, did you masturbate to orgasm?
Object: Mom's vibrator, age 14
Place: In portable bathroom at a concert
>>648119876
why at a concert?
>>648120146
Starting band was pretty bad, felt kinda turned on so I just took off to the bathroom.
>>648120146
Any other questions? Feeling pretty alright tonight, will share whatever uwu
>>648120541
Do you like Bjork
>>648120541
is there anything you've wanted to try using that you haven't before?
>>648120606
I actually do like Bjork
>>648120638
Yeah, a penis
>>648120650
Cool
>>648120682
ok, hope you don't mind me asking, but how old are you?
>>648119594
no, it was salty water , and thoguh i tried not only did it sting a bit but all my natural wetness washed away quickly, my vag got quite rough to rub even in water.
>>648120871
ok, plenty of time still for that
>>648120871
Ethnicity?
>>648120982
lol
>>648121033
Caucasian
>>648120927
>>648119876
ever masturbated anywhere in public (other than in the water or a portable toilet)?
>>648121146
Country?
>>648121146
Nice. Pics?
>>648121324
Maybe in a while
>>648121301
US
>>648121155
Yeah, last year in hs I would kind of prod my clit with a pencil in study hall, if that's relative to what you're talking about. Got pretty close a lot but never actually orgasmed
Weirdest PS2 controller, 13
Place Brothers room, 13
>>648120871
Anyone kiss or lick that horny little oussy for you?
>>648121636
Sophomore year I was experimenting, she was prettier than I am/was.
>>648121616
Incredibly hot to imagine.
What set the mood?
Did you cum on his controller?
>>648120541
why did u have it with u
>>648121604
what would you be wearing when you prodded it with a pencil? jeans? leggings?
>>648120541
What bands? Just locals?
Where did you metriculate?
>>648121155
probably a couple times at the beach, not often though, like i said, wetness goes away. also me and boyfriend are kind of kinky and i was ordered[ im a sub] to drove with a vibrater inside my pussy all the way home from a museum about 1 hour away. After about 30 mins i had to take it out bc 1: the road was really bumpy and kept making intense vibrations inside me when it happened- foot kept tremblimng on gas pedal. also we got stuck in traffic and my pants were down my thight and my car widnows arent tinted so i had to pull it otu and pull my pants up.
>>648121616
was he in the room
>>648121799
They were on separate occasions
>>648121766
Very erotic, would like to read a story on that... Do you still see her?
>>648121636
I'm not that anon but holy fuck I love it when people talk like that
>>648121857
Locals
>>648121849
Leggings
>>648121920
Unfortunately no, she moved.
>>648121932
I agree, turns me on a decent bit~
>>648121791
Shitty game, 7 sins
Yes, cleaned it afterwards
>>648121869
No
>>648121981
nice. anyone ever notice?
>>648121766
do you have big boobs?
>>648122134
Unfortunately not that I know of
>>648122143
Only a B
>>648121932
You like dirty chat?
Tell me more about yourself - describe your sensitive nipples and that delicate, throbbing clit ... what brings you to orgasm quickest...?
>>648121862
fun. when you did it in the water, did you usually pull your swimsuit aside, rub over it, or put your hand inside it?
A hot dog. Made a dildo out of clay once...
>>648121636
Lol relax dude, this isnt facebook
unusual thing, probably my makeup brush...
location...next to my mum in HK. I was a horny teenager and had to share a bed with her the whole trip
>>648122231
DONT cheat yourself, B cups are sexy... bet they are nice and firm...?
>>648122085
I've been wanting more talk like that but my bf is long distance and is sleeping ;-;
I've realized that hearing the jingle of a belt turns me on so much and he fucking knows it
>>648122178
ok. any other activities like that? ever try the leg squeezing method?
>>648118261
mariah?
>>648122231
anyways, night everyone.
If anyone wants to contact me some other time, my steam is http://steamcommunity.com/id/lizcutie33/
>>648122472
you got a kik? i can make sure you're taken care of
>>648122373
Its an open forum with an expressed interest (from her) about answering questions...
Its not bible study either - go fuck yourself!
object: toothbrush (no idea whose) in the bathroom at a sleepover
place: high school bathroom? not super weird but I've always felt gross about it in retrospect
candy cane at my grans house, 15
home depot, 19
all those nice stories make me sad. I want a new girlfriend q_q
>>648122513
no, that's angie
>>648122541
liz are you still at work
>>648122472
Show ur gash slut?
>>648122438
Pretty firm.
>>648122474
Leg squeeze is pretty decent, takes too much patience for me though.
Alright for real this time, goodnight /b/.
>>648122541
hmu sometime
>>648122575
Gotta redownload it to my iPad but yeah I do
>>648122611
lol why home depot?
In this topic beta males look for girl masturbation stoires and try to pick up women on 4chan who are actually beta males posting as girls because that is closest they'll ever get to pussy
>>648122708
tell me when you're done figuring things out
my cock is throbbing for you already
Masturbated while driving once. Cumming was interesting....
>>648122686
thanks for answering questions, have a nice night
>>648122790
Why not Home Depot?
Different poster, but also had some fun at home depot.
>>648122611
Granny DONT!
>>648122790
>was horny
>in home depot
lol.
fooling around with my now ex, he started me off so I finished
>>648122935
>>648122611
where? in the aisles?
>>648122848
lmao holy shit
la petite mort could have become a bit less petite
>>648122594
Lol oh god the "Angry Anon"
Not my fault you take offense so easily
Bb relax bb, you look good bb
>>648122960
cousin did, had to do it again there but just fingers in shower
>>648123045
started in the garden centre, finished in the lumber section
>>648123064
kek yeah it was kinda like being drunk for 30 seconds, but not. lol
>>648123283
convenient, where the wood is
>>648123283
This made me kek
>>648123338
thank goodness you didn't have an accident...try explaining that one to an officer or a judge
Girls masterbate too
>>648122841
Kik is twistedcheshire
>>648123470
right? Kinda why I only did it once. lol.. Stupid kid I was..
>>648123523
No we don't you fucking faggot.
most unusual thing; a tube of mascara
most weirdest place: back seat of my moms car while she was in a grocery store. (pretty sure some middle aged women in the car beside me noticed)
>>648123679
Why don't women just ask for some penis to masturbate with?
>>648123766
cause of what its attached to
>>648123648
how old were you at the time?
>>648123766
Males aren't always handy. Unfortunately.
Weirdest thing? A poolstick with a condom on the end...
Weirdest place.... My neighbors house while I was babysitting his son. His son fucking walked in and saw me dripping... I don't think he knew though.
ITT: neckbeards getting trolled by other neckbeards
>>648123857
You must be real fun at parties.
>>648123857
Hey... I'll have you know my penis is attached to the most awesome fucking faggot on 4chan.
>>648123978
wow...how old was the kid, and how old were you?
>>648124015
hey fag, this is how you react to a joke
>>648124061
>>648123766
Lol, yeah i was just gonna find a guy to fuck right there at the grocery store with my mom? I was horny and so this seemed much eaiser
>>648124185
he was 7... I was 19... I'm 22 now.
>>648124206
You must be real fun at parties.
>>648124257
Shiiiit, have you met men? We are willing to find a way to fuck anywhere you give us a chance....
>>648122331
pulled it to the side, was it kind of 3 foot deep water , was on my knees floating a bit . clit action.
>>648124300
wow...I was expecting like he was 3 or 4. What was the deal, were you bottomless and spread, or what?
>>648124412
Im pretty sure I was a virgin at the time
>>648124300
Oh, he knew. And he knows.
>>648124467
ok. so at what age did you start masturbating?
>>648118261
Thing: Lego men/barbies... I used to pretend they were little doctors who had to investigate... I dont know... something I guess. 10 y/o
Place: Hotel hot tubs, using the jets. I realize, now, that many of the hotels I stayed at had cameras right behind the front desk, and anyone checking in or out would have been able to see me. I still had my swimsuit on though. 10-13 y/o.
I'm going to list all the things I masturbated with.
These all were between the age of 11-13
- icicle. Put it up my butt and vagina
-some metal part of a candle
-computer controller
-hair straightener
-hair curler
-bottles of with lotion in it
I remember I was baby sitting and I found the girls sex toys (vibrator and dildo) and I masturbated in the middle of her hallway and bathroom.
-masturbated while my friend was passed out drunk
-masturbated beside my mom while she was sleeping
Masturbated while my dad was sleeping in the bed next to me. Probably more but can't think
>>648124958
I also used a banana and cucumber but I dont think that's really weird though. I fucking literally stuck anything up my vag when I was younger
object: a friend older brother while he was asleep, age 15
place: ontop of said friends brother
>>648124939
God damn... Like I'm just speechless and sprung.
>>648124958
icicle must have not been too pleasant
>>648125381
i dont think u understand
Thing, Disney Infinity figure, 16
Place, at the mall for a dare, 17
>>648124958
those seem like some quite large things considering the age o.o especially butt stuff. why so big so young?
>>648125273
I bought my first vibrator when I was 16—well my friend did because I was too much of a coward. My first dildo when I was 19 or 20 (my moms dildos around that age too because the one I bought was too big). So much stuff...also the end of a hair brush when I was 12. Oh god i also remember sticking like a bunch of earcleaners in there (11-12).I already mentioned this metal part of the candle but I actually fucked it squatting on the dresser it was on. Wtf is wrong with me
>>648125358
I'm glad I could do that for you.
I have a thing about doctors now....
Also, I remember watching an episode of Loony Toons where Daffy Duck was about to be cut in half with a laser beam, and that turned my little 10 y/o mind on, and I used to get naked, spread my legs, and pretend that I was going to be cut in half with a "pencil laser beam".... I loved when it would finally hit my vagina. I never really understood WHY I loved it, but that's because I was nowhere near puberty yet.
>>648124593
i have a few very vibrant memories of me learning to flex my pussy muscles while peeing and it made my pee stream stop, but then i had this amazing rush throughout my body and i had no idea what it was-- it was like a mini orgasm and i had no idea wtf i was doing. this was age 10 i'd say.
I started touching myself at 11 i think. At the time we were having housing issues and we lived in our grandmothers hous ei had to be very quiet because we all had to sleep in the same room for a while.
Started viewing porn at maybe 15?
>>648125853
how long ago was the figurine?
Flashlight 19
In a taxi 16
>>648118261
Thing: using the back of a disposable razor. Either that or the plastic nose of a teddy bear.
Location: my friend's bathroom.
>>648126029
what was your reaction the first time you saw porn?
>ITT:
Neckbeards get turned on by another neckbeard pretending to be a 6/10
I'm mad I even posted in here
>>648126122
I think EVERY girl has stuck the handle of a razor (CAREFULLY... don't cut your fingers!) in her vagina at some point. You gotta do what you gotta do.
>>648125877
>also the end of a hair brush
Mmmppphhhhh I love seeing that
>>648126106
is this you, or just an exemplar?
>>648125381
Nope, it was awful but I had to try it anyway. I reached out the bathroom window and knocked it down from the roof thingy.
>>648125859
I have no idea. I just was a horny kid. I remember I was about 13-14 and I was sitting on the bathroom floor with my hair straightener while my cousin's were out in the living room and I fucked myself till I squirted (only happened once). It felt so good.
>>648126029
You're pretty much a female version of me. It's actually kinda weird yet arousing.
>>648126074
End of last year
>>648126216
Well thanks for not making me feel weird. My favorite thing to do though is crumple up my covers and rub them against my clit.
>>648126283
what do you look like?
>>648126328
what character was it?
>>648126244
I know it may sound gross but I was always wondering why the fuck there was white stufff all over it. I remember my vag lube would also just drop out when I was finished.
>>648126216
yeah that and hairbrush handles, just always ends up happening
>>648126283
haha nice
>>648126252
Thought it was weird having no pics in thread
>me
>>648118261
>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>648126395
Every dude has probably stuck his sisters razor up his ass, enjoy your infection.
>>648123994
kek so true
>>648126470
nice :) any moar?
>>648126418
Won't post my picture because I know alot of people who come here. Won't give a description either. Sorry. Nobody knows this freaky side of me
>>648126445
Drip*
>>648120650
Human Emøtiøn extended cut turned me øntø Bjørk, but there øther tracks I like. It's nøt even the videøs but just the ødd pølyrthym is cøøl. Ømg I alsø løøōöøve that øne track I førget what the søng is called. I need to døwnløad it øff mp3-clan.mobi but I need yøur help remembering the name.
Crap there's whispering ør sømething in it
dø yøu think that wishes are like
øh fuck I just remembered it nøw
immature
>>648126167
i felt very ashamed . I remember thinking that my family and everyone found out i was a "bad person" or a "whore"
but i also group in a kinda strict asian household.
speaking of, i also masturbated with a chopstick. it wasnt extremely pleasurable but the feeling of being so wild was exhilarating enough for me
>>648126304
how so? you flexed your dick muscles?
>>648126421
Kek, it was Groot. Wasn't good just seen it and thought I'd try it
>>648126106
Put shoe in pussy
>>648126461
I only had wooden hairbrushes and the paint was always chipping off.... there was no way I was going to be fishing splinters out of my vagina.
I did use the handle of a screwdriver though...
>>648126581
Yes but not posting anymore. Just thought thread was getting boring
>>648126499
Unless you're actually a femanon who has, in fact, done (or at least thought of doing) many of these exact things.
>>648126704
Put dick in toaster
>>648126708
ah that sucks, but i guess a screwdriver handle would be even better, alot less smooth. might have to try that myself now xD
>>648126615
No no no, like I started doing sexual stuff without knowing it was sexual (or what sexual even meant) around the same time you did. I think the first time I walked it was at like 10.
>>648126761
okay. thanks for livening it up
>>648126830
Just wash the one that's hiding in the way back of the junk drawer... no one will notice it's missing. ;)
>>648126615
>the feeling of being so wild was exhilarating enough for me
So much this
>>648126804
Put pussy on head
>>648126830
Oh fuck I used screwdrivers too lmao
>>648126216
Yeah right there with ya, I had this vibrating electric one I did that with. was nice... it was before I know you could just buy a vibrator on the internet...
>>648126886
might as well grab a second for the butt too xD this should be interesting, fingers have been getting abit boring
>>648126499
>>648126966
See, anon! I fucking told you. Us femanons all got the same stories.
Like when you use a vibrator for the first time, and your muscles clench up so tight that you start to panic and fear that you'll never be able to get it out of you...
Did any femanons stuff pussy with panties and frig their clit?
>>648122339
Oh Dildo Dildo Dildo
I made you out of clay
And when my dildo's ready
My dildo I will play
Ok spin. Yod He Vau He!
Oral Oussy Arnal Oussy!
Spin it! Mmmm, YOD-- awwww...
Your turn
>>648127163
yep, and still do. just something strangly nice about having panties stuffed in you
>>648127142
at what age did this happen to you with the vibrator?
>>648126106
holy shit you look delicious
>>648126499
Hate to ruin the illusion for you but yes women are just as freaky as men.
ITT: Dudes coming up with bullshit.
>>648127330
Good not just me kek
any femanon stuff themselves and go somewhere in public? If so, what did you use?
>>648126847
ya at the time i had no idea what it mean but it felt great so i did it.
>>648127163
i tried once, recently actually liek lastyear [im 20] bc i knew it was a fetish for some people. i tried it and i couldnt get all the panties inside bc the materials of the panties made it pretty hard to do. and if i forced/pushed it int he material would scratch the inside. it wasnt terrible but it wasnt great either.
>>648127338
I was actually 18. I bought my first one online since I had moved out of my parents' house...
I hadn't had sex before, so even the relatively "beginner" vibrator was larger than anything I'd put up there.
>>648127213
Oh fuck I just spit out my soda. LMFAO
>>648127605
how long did it take you to get it out? how much did you freak out?
>>648127469
first time i got my own toys i actually went out in public. was 2 bullet vibrators that i had in me when i went out to a local mall with my gf at the time, i was embarrased af that she made me do it
When I was a teen I checked how many colouring markers I could fit in my pussy. It was much more than I expected.
Most unusual location was a hottub filled with guys, they had no idea
>>648127717
Probably only 5 minutes or so... but I panicked. I didn't want to call anyone and ask what to do; I didn't want to go to the doctor because my parents would somehow find out; I didn't want to just pull on it because it hurt.... It was terrifying.
>>648127757
how old were you then? how many times did you cum with them in you?
My mom's purple dildo. Kill me.
>>648127142
I couldn't stop masturbating with mind when I figured out how it worked. I actually just use my hands now after all this weird ass experimenting over the years.
>>648127420
Fucking this. I also ripped my electric toothbrush apart to try to get the metal part that creates the vibration and stuck it up my pussy. I didn't know about clitoral masturbation at that time.
>>648127757
I used to use bullet vibrators with my husband, but one time he was going to make me shower with one in, and before I got in the shower, I pissed all over myself.... for no reason. After that, we've stopped the public-bullet stuff..
>>648127513
Girls are like Popples. The little stuffed animals that have a pocket they can put things inside (even including them self (with your help) ). They can walk around naked and still carry their own little rain poncho or underwear in case they lose their towel in the sea at a naked beach.
I can only hold a towel but not very well.
I'm jealous.
I tried holding some granola snacks but it didn't work out very well.
>>648127863
bet it always slides nice and easy now though ;)
>>648127876
i was 12 at the time, i came twice while walking around in the open, and another time when we went off into the bathrooms to do other things
>>648120871
I volunteer as tribute!
I must say with the toys I have had to try my fingers still totally rock.
Object-boyfriends foot
Place-airplane seat
>>648128011
:s that sucks
>>648128292
oh yeah, fingers will always be amazing, sometimes even better than actual dicks
>>648128330
Yeah. There's no way I'm going to start peeing uncontrollably in public unless I'm about 100 months pregnant and get punched in the bladder.
>>648128292
Vibrators make me feel numb as fuck so fast. I like taking it slow with my wet fingers and edging. Ugh thinking about it is making me horny. ;_;
>>648128420
entirely different sensations though
I bate to this: http://www.rambling-geek.com/
>>648128305
under a blanket in the airplane seat? how old?
>>648128480
you mean youre not already masturbating? O:
is it weird that i have been ._.
>>648128480
come to australia, let me fuck that pussy
>>648126106
any other femanons willing to post pics?
>>648120541
Im just gonna ask this bc everyone is thinking...can u show tits?
