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Claim your celeb waifu
Claiming taytay
Oona Chapman (Talisa Stark) claimed
>>647556970
>celeb
you failed so hard
Claimed all over myself
>>647557041
yup
>>647557296
damn u beat me by a second
i'll take her sister
claiming kstew
CLAIMED
>>647557213
I can barely hear you over all that jealousy.
Meow
>>647557432
We can share her over a spitroast
I'm going to marry Stephanie!
>>647557575
Good choice anon, you beat me to it
>>647557609
Fucking gross
She looks like an ant from Antz
all of them
Barbara
>>647557971
KEK it!!!
this golden haired goddess
>>647557601
have fun not being supported by ur poor waifu, Oprah claimed
>>647558436
>marrying a hot woman for money
Well, I cant argue with you anymore can I?
>>647556460
Suzy Suz....
>>647556460
I choose you cruisichu!
claiming tania.
>>647557799
What's her name tho?
>>647558634
no you and your slut cannot use my mansion hot tub, oh whats that Oona you want to come over alone, good thing me and Queen O have an open relationship.
>>647557213
>Charlie Chaplin's granddaughter
>not a celebrity
get real, faggot
Sky.
>>647557609
She looks like Tim Curry in Rocky Horror Picture Show.
no one likes here anymore..
Lol you guysh suk
>>647559891
Dat pussy is destroyed.
>>647560193
fuck that's a huge bitch
>>647560292
>>647559256
pfff, Oona's a classy lady you hear me? a real classy piece of ass that would only want the dick from me.
You can have your wrinkly ass nigger to yourself homie, Oona's mine.
Lee Mi-Do.
claimed.
Eva Green
>>647557575
>>647557799
>picking a gay girl to be your 'wife'
>>647557753
you delusional faggot
>>647560292
My wife was bigger than that when pregnant. All it takes is a small momma and a BIG daddy.
Incidentally, I can't wear normal condoms, because they're too tight, and "magnum XL" condoms aren't long enough for me, though they ARE big around enough.
>TFW I'm white
>>647560703
not her best picture
>>647560703
kek everytime i see this fucking pic
>>647560703
holy shit dude.that has to be the creepiest face i've seen in a long time
>>647557296
>You will never be cucked by your own mother.
>>647560748
i didnt know she was lesbian, unfortunate for me, ill go with this qt then
Christina Ricci
>>647557609
She looks like the alien from splice
>>647560881
They only have to roll down your shaft to the depth of the pussy you fuckin.
You sayin your wife has a huge-ass pussy? lol
If your wife can take deeper than a magnum xl, she be a ho.
Be nice when 4fuck learns to code and you don't have to scroll to the right to post.
Nice fix guys. FUck YEah
>>647560408
iam sad now
My eternal waifu
>>647557971
the keks are real
>>647557971
So underrated lol
>>647560881
pics or you're lying
claim.
Claimed
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for her feet, ass and tits
God save the queen! (from my dick)
>>647561990
>her feet
my nigga.
>>647559874
that boy needs a haircut
>>647562212
I would totally fuck the queen mother.
>>647562107
That girl needs a haircut
got Zooey
Marina is queen
>>647562170
good to see a fellow footfag degenerate
>>647560429
yeah right bra I got that Oprah money Oona would be licking the sweat off my balls.
>>647557753
Who is this? Which movie or TV show?
dibs.
Claimed
>>647562674
foot fetish is the #1 fetish mate.
Claimed
Willa Holland Claimed
>>647562747
your delusion knows no bounds.
>>647562332
used to think she was hotter before i started watching new girl.
>>647563019
it's pretty sweet getting fap fuel from just seeing some soles n toes
>>647557971
BAHHAHAHAHAHHA!
>>647558684
>>647557458
>>647560665
>>647560703
>>647561657
>>647561724
>>647562026
>>647562107
I know a waifu is a personal choice, But what's the point of picking girls that are average or below?
>>647563566
it really is.
>>647563151
holy stromboly shes like a younger allison brie
>>647558800
kek
>>647560748
I think she's bi. Certainly predominately a lesbian though
Dibs on her
>>647560665
Dude, this is a dude.
>>647558975
cara delevingne
MINE
how is kaya not picked yet you fags?
>>647564345
obvious asian walking fag's choice.
would love to drown this one in a bathtub of my cum
Clllaaaaammm!
CLAM CLAM CLAM!
>>647564491
She was hotter when she was 12... not anymore.
>>647564345
If dubs, stolen.
>>647564451
u mother fucker
>>647557296
>>647560676
fuck, gotta go to back up waifu.
Daphne Rosen and her big fake jewish tits.
>>647557432
Kate cut all her hair off and I'm sad.
Mai waifu always.
claimed
>>647560408
that pussy be wrecked.
fuck my life, my dream of raping her are ruined.
>>647564686
>>647564825
TOO BAD PAL, THAT'S MY WAIFU
The fuck is the point in having a wife? Earth is best wife. Womyn meh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuatUTPCe6Y
>>647561321
That body is of the demon, I bet she fucks like Lucifer himself.. shame about the face
>>647563004
You are a scholar and a gentleman.
Does she count as a celeb?
>>647557609
She looks like Benedict Cumberbatch had a sex change.
Claimed, say what you will but she's perfect imo.
>>647557609
fuck those other guys, i'm all about her
CLAIMED bitches
Claimed
>>647566301
isn't she anorexic now?
>>647566742
Yeah, it sucks. She was perfect.
>>647565761
Hail Earth, Claimed.
Katy Perry is now claimed
>>647566069
idc, that's a damn good pick though
Natalie Dormer....
>>647567703
The top half of her face is like a sexy cat... and the bottom half is like a sexy dog
Hayden Panettiere. No pic im on my phone.
Tough choice, but Keira is one of my top choices so I'm going with her today.
Clam
>>647565617
>celeb
>>647557753
Fuck you bitch she's my wife
K
ya'll motha fuckas dun goofed
or Rooney Mara up here
>>647557432
>>647569451
>dem lips
Claim.... She is beautiful
Yasmine Yousaf.
Claimed for life.
Claiming Sarah Rafferty
>>647570083
Karma karma karma karma, karma chameleon
You come and go, you come and gooo-oo
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream
Red gold and green, red gold and greee-eeeen
>>647560703
jesus h chirst on a cross
lord please give the strength against this devil
>>647559393
god damn, ultimate gf material, she seems like a lot of fun
Claiming this woman.
>>647560703
i used to have a classmate who looked like this everytime he smiled
>>647561724
anyone?
>>647557041
My dick just used the escape pod, because the incoming fap will be worthwords
Paige Claimed
yes dis
>>647570828
just stop already
>>647570828
Oh my fucking god kek
>>647570559
>steals anon's waifu when his back is turned
>>647560408
>>647560193
How many years has she been pregnant?
>>647568465
>hnnnnng
>>647570450
I'm dying here ...my sides hurt
>>647565215
Some kind anon posted her armpits last week. I had been searching for them for several years now
>>647570450
What does the h stand for
>>647560703
i cant stop getting that image out of my mind
I look insane laughing to myself in public
>>647571464
also wondered
Claimed
Guess I'll go with some bad pussy then
>>647571506
good lord are those her giant areolas poking out?
Nina is mine <3
>>647561967
Dubs and the bitch is mine
>>647569978
you will never be stroked by 5 asian teens giggling the whole time
>>647571609
They are meant to cover nipples.
Instead, they give that impression. What can I say?
>>647571886
i hope so, else i would have dropped her pretty fast
>>647569450
Oh my god this gif is so great
>>647571871
>implying
>>647571495
Henry
God bless America.
>>647570828
Oh shit
claimed.
>>647564117
Dubs and I steal
>>647571464
>>647571495
>Hose. (the e is pronounced like 'eh')
The Mexicans added it when they picked up Christianity.
>>647557799
she looks just like my brother
i know all you faggots want this
>>647572049
now that looks like some very old asian woman right there, ty for killing any sense of sexuality i wanted to use for a small but strong fap session
>>647563791
beauty is in the eye of the beholder. its just who we happen to like
>>647572387
She's all yours
I mean look at her.
>>647572387
nah brosef take it and leave it there
>>647572471
np. no takebacks infinity
>>647572444
get that sissy some makeup and get us some action
>>647572597
>just back from bernstein sandersberg speech
Any time, everyday.
>>647572578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mgb9B3-N8Cc
Fucking claimed, and you're all faggots
Sophie Simmons claimed
Wow first time all my usuals are gone so I'll take this lady ;)
juno temple
>>647565215
Cute, but her music suuuuuucks
>>647573742
deme yes are not from this planet dude
>>647573742
It's like looking into the sun
>>647573869
Like diamonds....they are mesmerizing, entrancing. She's all the government would need to enslave us all lol.
>>647573499
i bet if she said her name itd sound like a dick were in her mouth
>>647573936
I'm not even American and that makes me wanna cringe
>>647574423
probably because there is a dick in her mouth.
>>647574224
I never said I was a bad thing you asshat
>>647572578
her ass was never again as good as it was for this movie she let it go.
elle fanning is mine
>>647574224
you will never come home frome a tough day at work while she screams bullshit in your ears but you dont care because you know she will be on her back 30 minutes later screaming your name after she made you some dinner
miranda kerr claimed
>>647556460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
>>647574974
just kill me already
Naomi Kyle is claimed
titties claimed
>>647567703
never before has the FAS been so evident
>>647574710
image board. do you understand this terminology?
>>647574788
not even dubs can help you type faggot
Sophiee hnnnng
>>647556460
claimed
>>647575447
i literally just thought about choosing her.
Love me some Stone
claimed, hollywoods hottest trap
>>647575548
thats a weird way to pronounce maisie williams
>>647574816
Powder Blue, nigger.
I have no idea who most of these bitches are.
Claimin' Alison Brie.
This bitchhhhhh
this one because Jessica Alba is already married.
Or the twilight girl
>>647560193
she tried to microwave her baby
>>647575994
>That airbrushing
>>647575994
>that pregnancy body m8
>PAWG
Becca
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhPoGqC_LPo
>>647576339
acurate. with the genes from klitschko and the radiation from the microwave she would create Dr. Manhattan
liaaaa
>>647576690
meh tier
claimed the munn
CALLED FAGGOTS
>>647577112
Fuck your fake, you don't deserve
>>647577419
you're too late, she belong to MEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeee
>>647577379
>>647575447
She cut them off.
Claim
>>647578121
dota, I cant escape you
>>647570257
Foxy lady!
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