>>647291439
Gain super speed.

>>647291439
fuck your boipucci

play the lottery, obviously.

I'd audition for an orchestra or interview to be a percussion professor instead of being an accountant.

I'd become a sexy trap slut

>>647291439
become prezident

>>647291550
I would be immortal and also have an invisibility cloak. Then i would ride trains all over yurrup whilst lurking /b

Invest lottery winning in ultra highstakes stocks.

Hit on Emma Watson and ask if she wants to be my anal sex slave for eternity.

Start a company like Richard Branson with Virgin or Dietrich Mateschitz with Red Bull. The goal would be that when I become 30 I will have so much money I will never need to work again.

>>647291439
Declare my love to my crush
Bet all my money

euromillions nigga

>>647291439
Destroy everyone on earth with the exception of some fine ass bitches and a few of my friends.

I would fail.

Ask her to go out with me. Again.

Fuck me

>>647291685
Congratulations, you have officially played the lottery successfully. You picked numbers and purchased the ticket with an ability better than any seen before.

However the numbers you picked were incorrect.

>>647292675
kek you specified no outcomes, so "success" would just be doing those things, so you could get rejected and lose it all.

>>647291439
sell used cars

Crush capitalism.

>>647291439

I would impregnate the Queen so as to gain leverage over the realm. Thereafter I would have them build me my own castle on an artificial island in the middle of the Thames.

Then I would spend the rest of my days sitting on my artificial island, stroking the back of my white pussy, cat, over and over and over.

>>647291439
Learn how to fly like superman

try to obtain the ability to bend time and space to my whims.

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>>647291439
take over europa in the name of national socialism

>>647293387
Crush society as we know it and install a new system (sorry it's not socialism either, that's gay and doesn't work) whereby the world can be kept in a state of peace through controlled conflict, and I reign supreme

>>647293060
you just have to phrase it differently.
i would woo my crush and get her to fall in love with me
i would guess the correct slot every time i bet on roullette

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>>647291439
kill op

I'd jump into that empty pool without getting a blood clot up my vein again

A world order where im the commander and I stop the double standards and persecution of pedophiles.

>>647291439
Rule the fucking planet, duh.

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>>647291439
know sauce on op's pic

>>647291439
Masturbate

I'd figure out "the theory of everything"


A hypothetical single, all-encompassing, coherent theoretical framework of physics that fully explains and links together all physical aspects of the universe.

Ofcourse, I'm dumb as a brick, I even had to google that definition off wikipedia, but it'd be neat to see where the world would go if it happened. I'm so ready for a life altering breakthrough. Of any kind.

>>647294486
It's 42.

Do something with my life.

>>647291439
Eliminate humanity for good or bring back Hitler so that he can establish a new world order without jews or muslims

Create an all powerful hostile A.I. that is loyal to only me to take over the world.

>>647294222
go on then...

>>647291646

god i hate that word. It's an asshole

ASSHOLE

professional gamer / streamer

become a higher-dimensional being

Craft myself some gay trinket granting its wearer omnipotence.

>>647294486
lol
>>647293987
i'd kill you

I would fuck my mistress while she Sucks on my wife's titty

>>647291439
the lottery

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>>647291439
win the 766 million dollar lottery

>then be sad it's not a billion

>>647291439
live forever

make minute rice in 58 seconds

Become supreme dictator of the world, discover life outside of earth, invent the technology for intergalactic travel, immortality

>>647294222
her face reminds me of "the red fox".

>>647291439
Exams

>>647294770
lol?

>>647294768
typical kid, thinks infinite power is the best thing ever

Be happy. That's all

>>647294590
No. Shut up.

>>647295169

Gay.

>>647291439
be happy and help others be happy

>>647293731
So like 1984.
Interesting.

>>647295088
lol!

>>647292232
>emma watson says yes
>immediately bend her over and glorious anal
>she gives up her career and starts eating
>a year later you have a 600lb bitchmonster who blames you for everything
>still wants anal all the time but your penis boycots any involvement
>you wind up with a strap on trying to keep emma happy
>a year later you an hero because you can't take it
>emma stays fat and starts doing anal cam shows for bitcoins
>everybody wins

good choice anon

Start a multi-billion dollar company and line my pockets with most of the profit.

>>647295258
If being gay makes me happy, then sure. Why not? I don't thinking will though

>>647295110
Why wouldn't it be?

>>647294770
Would you kill me? I'm not saying make it legal to diddle children...

Become the kind of man who women flock to and men respect.

>>647291439
ask out S. Boyd.

Invent flarge.

>>647295440
well you have to suck at least 3 dicks before you really know

>>647295585
what's flarge?

Fix my most recent relationship

>>647295587
I've sucked the same one more than three times. Didn't care much for it. But I was being molested at that point, so that might be a factor

>>647293415
Is it already bong o clock?

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>>647295585
>driving views to your shitty company by not providing context to what it is

I see your game

>>647291439
bust my nut in all three orifices of a 12 or 13 yr old cuz ssssoootight

>>647295367
the human condition unfortunately requires that people have a common enemy or whateva to be united against. with this hope and preoccupation they can be sated. the crime figures have been steadily rising since world war II. it is in these quiet white rooms screams will be heard the loudest. the static of hunger comes

>>647291439
Here's sauce on OP.
Easy mode.

>>647295657
Exactly.

Put a gun in my mouth and end it.

get an extra nugget everytime i go to mcdonalds

>>647291439
>make all drugs legal and tax all sales of drugs at aa rate of 15%

>>647291439

Produce successful films.

>>647295782
well there is your problem, you need to suck more dick
(sounds so wrong to say on 4chan... "you're not sucking enough dick)

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>>647291439
Total world domination. Duh

Become female
not trans but actually female

>>647295416
loool.. :(

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>>647295857
>>647295585

OH SHIT. YOU FUCKED UP ANON.

Flarge is mud that is on fire. Fludge is flarge that isn't on fire but burns.

I JUST INVENTED FLARGE BEFORE YOU FAGGOT YOU LOSE.

>>647291439
FUCKING SAUUUUUUUUUCE

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>>647293033
kek

make a perfect world then travel across universe for holidays

>>647295425
kek'd

Start a biotechnology company.

>>647295496
yeah sorry, without faltering. nothing personal, but you would have to die

>>647291439
worldwide communism

Go talk to that girl thats always sitting alone with her computer in the same bench everyday

>>647296684
Why ? It's not like I have sex with kids. When I see them I just enjoy the view.

>>647297172
Party van here i am

>>647297942
What?

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Rob a bank for $500 million and never get caught in my whole lifetime.

>>647297172
well you see, that's just why. it truly is an unfortunate thing, some people in this world like little kids and others have an insatiable hunger to hurt. Both are unjustifiable. kiddie-watcher feels a bit better if no child-feeling. hurt-hungerer feels a bit better if the people he finds and gets are better off dead anyway

Travel back in time and win ww2

>>647296094
If I could find a passable tranny, then yeah. Although I'd rather take it in the ass, that is fun.

>>647294222
http:// the-sex. me/ hard-cock-petite-hispanic-teen-mia-rodrigez/

>>647298424
Butim not hurting anyone no one is hurt.

>>647292571
oh god, something like that...i hate working, honestly

>>647291439
Kill myself

>>647299073
well the easiest way to find, would be the register. assuming you stayed off of that, you could be okay. again, it's nothing personal. but a propensity is a liability, in both cases. your hunger would endanger you, as mine

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create a board for traps

>>647299381
underrated post

Assassinate all rothchilds, rockerfellers, reclaim worldy wealth and distribute it where it is needed.

>>647291439
fuck my girlfriends hotter younger sister.... well preferably it would be better if I could dump my current girlfriend altogether and just start a new life with her sister.... she is that much hotter

>>647291439
become god

>>647291439
Start over.

>>647291439
Destroy the universe and send everyone alive to hell except me.

I'd gain the ability to always have a 100% guaranteed succes with whatever I do

>>647291439
buy lottery. then place curse on OP

>>647291439
Do nothing.

>>647291439
I would will any woman I desire to have sex with me.

Give myself the power to never be unmotivated.

blackmail Bill Gates for a few millions

>>647293033
Fuck off Calypso

become god and erase your existence

Successfully win any competition I enter.

>>647291439
i'd become an hero

>>647291439
Live life to the fullest.
What else would you need?

ask her out

Kill OP because he's a faggot

>>647291439
take a shit without someone knocking on the door bothering me.

Create a successful high-profitable company

>>647295563
Samantha Boyd? I haven't talked to her since high school

>>647291439
Ask a girl out

>>647291439
To succeed

>>647296684
fgt

>>647308040
Congratulations you just succeeded at breathing. Your 1 wish is hereby used.

>>647292060
the worst part about that ability is that you will occasionally desire human interaction. The cloak... although invisible... wouldn't aid in your particular escape. If you are caught with this particular immortality. You would be subject to animal treatment forever. Perhaps they will let you go.... I doubt it... but if you do, you will be on a rampage of murder

>>647291439
Become omnipotent, I suppose.

>>647291439
that all jews and non-whites would be eliminated. Those who are 1/8th... ect... woulc live, but their genetic sequence would be altered to prevent some negroid clown