0

10

9

1 was my cousin

2 were extraordinarily beautiful hookers

5

0

3

bout 8. below average, but not bad considering i'm a 3/10 skinnyfat borderline autist

>>646410872
1 and a half

>>646410872

Not enough

>>646410872
47

Stopped 3 years ago when I realized how many STD's I should have contracted, statistically, and what horrible shit my friends had to do to get cured of theirs, and how lucky I am to not have any.

Fuck that shit.
Not worth it.
Most girls are lazy unimaginative meatbags in bed anyway. Once you realize this, all it takes is one to show up with an unsanitary crotch and it's all over for your interest in banging bitches.

1

4

>>646410872
9

>2 were cousins
>1 was sister
>5 were sluts from school
>1 was some married chick from Tinder.

Only 4. And I'm 30.

But, I'm more of a relationship guy (and they were long), never really liked sleeping around, just didn't interest me. Though it's been about 9 months since I got laid so I'm starting to change my views.

>>646410872
29

I'm 34.

id say somewhere around 120, was a cocksman in my 20's

>>646410872
Sorry, sir, I don't 'bork' women.
I simply make love.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
It's very unbecoming of 4chun.

2, each for about 2 years

10
Last chick I fucked was a 5/10 just wanted to break into double digits

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>>646411647
you son of bitch

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13
4 states
youngest we were both underage
oldest i was 20 she was 33
ranging from twigs to fatties
dimes to dirt

>>646411956
kek... why you say that?

If hookers count then 7 if not then 0.

>>646410872

More than a hundred. But I'm an oldfag + studied humanities (in a 90 % chick faculty) and was a pretty fit fella in my day.

>>646410872
B O R K

O

R

K

I am wizard

>>646410872
nice balls.

>>646412175
hookers count

None, I'm gay.

>>646412455
chekd

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>>646412455

a mate of mine got an inheritance recently and in the last 3 months has fucked 36 different hookers hehe

>>646412106
fucks entire family

>kek... why you say that?

1 woman for 4 years. That's it.

21 years old. 8.

>>646411549
you must be like 70 years old

3 :(

13. 4 of which hundreds of times. 1 that was so nasty man idk if I did it too her or what but after we broke up she fucked about every guy I know in our small town. Hooked up once, 4 years later. Sucked my dick 3 times on evening. Always got herself to cum which brought me gratitude. But I could accept her whore past so I moved on to my wife who never borks me.

5

>>646411549
"unsanitary crotch"

i remember rolling a girl i picked up from a bar and nearly vomiting when the smell hit me

21. Caught chlamydia on the 20th.

>>646410872
50+
I stopped counting after I vaginally destroyed many Thailand bitches on my travels.

>>646410872
6 , one is a milf :D

>>646413348
I'm 22.

15-18 all hookers. bout 4 of them raw

>>646410872
reroll

>>646410872
3. None of 'em had a sweet blink shirt on though :c

None

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4 and I'm Ok with That.

i remember my wife asking me this question, i was like a deer in headlights for a few seconds

>>646412837
halfway there

Lost virginity at the age of 16. Now 21. 'borked' 11 women.

~9

About 150-200, I lost count. I was sexually abused by my mom and sought a _lot_ of outside validation of self worth until I fixed things in my late teens/early twenties. Did the same thing for a short time after my divorce for similar reasons.

19. With 3 being hookers

1 million women so far

>>646415647
sore cock much?

>>646415070
and i got chlyamida on the 8. But now that I am cured I'll try to use condoms or something

only 3, and im already 32, yeah i know, fml

>>646415794
You bet

3 girls. the one girl countless times 7/10

>>646415647
So you fucked literally almost all the women on the planet?

not ehough

got a shock when a mate told me he was up over 360, knew he was not bullshitting as i seen him take 5 chicks home 2 as a 3some in one night at the QWB in Newcastle Aus

>>646416109
>total world population of 2 million

Cant tell if youre trolling or actually retarded

>>646411549
i couldnt have said this any better
sex is freaking overrated
just get the right partner and that is it, you really dont need to prove anyone anything

34 and im 24.

>>646416311
i think he's retarded

3 hookers. They were nigs but I don't mind.

>>646411758
BAIT-KAY!

>>646416109
Theres like 4 billion women dude

>>646416641
now you overloaded his brain....

>>646415647
Are you Dan Bilzerian?

>>646416133
Cunt would have so many genital wards and herpes and clap if that were true. I would not be bragging.

>>646410872
13 total

1. Liz
2. Melinda - bat shit crazy
3. Karen - first love. fuck that bitch
4. Cassie
5. Gabby - bat shit crazy
6. Marina - dad was a cop. got me hard as diamonds knowing i was fucking his little girl
7. Dijah - half nigger. sweetest wettest pussy i've ever experienced ever
8. Brittany - my best friend's girl. second best pussy i've ever had. creamed inside her about 4 times
9. Shannon
10. Rachel - stole shannon's phone & texted me "can rachel have your number?" then we only even fucked in my car.
11. Tia - fucked me on the first date
12. Tasha - threesome with tia
13. Amanda

>>646410872
1

>>646417320
sounds more real if you use names and short stories. smart anon.

>>646410872
8-10
kinda lost count and forgot about most because every girl I've fucked were stupid whores. Literally dumb as shit and easy to fuck high school drop outs and druggies. My sex life sucks....

>>646411473
how

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quite a few

>>646417320
>multiple niggers
lol
>your best friends girl
classy

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>>646417320

>>646417783
fat & ugly girls

4, one was a 5 year relationship, 1 was a cheat during, anon is 22

>31
>26 years old
>Clean dick
>Probably

7, I'm 28. Three of them I fucked hundreds (if not thousands) of times. One was a regrettable one night stand, and the rest maybe a dozen or so times each.

Truth be told, now I'm a bit older hunting for a meatbag has lost some of its spark. There's a sweet spot about 2-3 months in where the girls relax enough for the sex to be really good - but before they get tiresome.

>>646417898
one nigger

>>646417320
Pete??

8 I think, but more than half of them where chubby, feel like I could have done better as I am about a 7/10

>>646410872
Six. I've been in a few long term relationships and today is my 20th birthday.

>>646419106
>tia
>tasha
>white

>>646419582
kek'd

>>646419498
incorrect

>>646410872
I am 28 lost my virginity when I was almost 14.

I counted around 40. Probably missing a few.

>>646419705
Hard to believe, I know. But stranger things have happened

>>646419582
>a few long term relationships
>20
what is long term for you? 1 month? 2?

>>646410872
3
>current gf
>ex gf
>ex gf's 48 yearold 300lb mom

the lesson today kids, is dont get black out drunk with horny menopausal women.

>>646412693
Same goes for me. What's her name anon?

>>646417320
Last names for 1 & 3?

Upon last count I lost track around 90. Only one in the pat 4 years though; my wife.

One. My wife. Not kidding. OK with that.

Bout 28 I think, would have to stop and count. Have the herp. Ain't so bad.

>>646411473
8 below what's the average for a 22 yo M ?

>>646420183
Three years. Then two years
Then another was eight months. It's all relative I guess.

>>646410872
1 and I lost her...

14 in last 3 years

16months in relationship

me 19years

0. 18 yo, not bad looking neither a weaboo, just beta as fuck

I'm listening to blink 182 right now (Who cares)

>>646410872
1
fml

Somewhere around 25 - 30. Not exactly noteworthy. I have however had sex with five married women, cop's wive, sailor's wife, TSA agents wife, radio DJ, the last I had met that day in a class I took.

>>646420940
oh chris

what the fuck is a bork

>>646420596
Gentile & Stanton

36

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>>646410872
Wtf

>>646410872
maybe around 6 or 7

>>646410872
17
I was in single figures until I moved from the UK to a small town in the mid west, people used to tell me I have a posh accent, I'm tall, a bit on the thin side and play guitar as a hobby, when I moved I was single and had no friends, but as soon as the girls heard me talk they swarmed me, I almost drowned in pussy the first six months.

>>646421375
?

>>646421375
What?

About 20. Had an std scare around #16 which just made me more careful about the kind of girls I fuck. I'm 27

1. Just my ex. God she was hot... I'm gunna die alone aren't I?

>>646411984
>just realized dinosaurs actually had sex
>just wondering how...

0

I'm 21, fat, ugly and don't like to go outside

>>646417320
MAMBO NUMBER 5

>>646421333
It means sex you newfag

0

1. For 2 years now

>>646410872
wow this thread makes me feel great about myself. i lost count at like 30 or 40 but have been in a steady relationship the past 4 years so only 1 in the past 4 years

>>646421980
Well dinos are supposed to be like birds, right? So they do what birds do: rub cloacae or whatever.

>>646410872
Need sauce on that girl OP

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>>646421738
>>646421808

>>646410872
>borked
More than you virgin.

>>646421873
Have some good stories. One girl broke into my apartment for anal sex. One one night stand had to go to the hospital the next morning. one girl bled from previously untreated rape wounds.

>>646410872
Like 15. I'm 25 in America so I fail

>>646422660
Oh, nice edit. Very subtle, very spoopy.

>>646422660
Its an xbox 360

>>646410872
Why Dis bitch got the constellation orion on her ass?

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>>646410872
2, still working on my hattrick

32 and no stds so far

17. Hopefully I can reach 20 before Christmas lel.

34

>>646410872
Nice try Andy

6, and only two of them where hookers

>>646423220
And only hpv so far.

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>>646422611
believe birds actually like slip out ppenis from anus and sodomize the partner

3 and they were all hookers. stopped because of the cost. ill most likely never had sex again

>>646411549
Yeah this. Was single for over a year and one day I woke up with herpes. Went to the Dr and they said I can be dormant for any amount of time. I had it and didnt even know it and all of a sudden boom herp all over.

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5 guys cause this me

>>646422874
What is the average number of sex partners in America.... I bet you it's less than 15, which puts you ahead of the curve.

1. Found out i have erectile disfunction

One

>>646422705
Found the virgin

>>646412693
me too :(

19 and I'm 26. All but 3 many many times. I've had clamidia twice and caught herpes simplex 1 (the kind you get on your face) on my dick from a blow job given by #12 thought it'd be a major game changer but not nearly as bad as people make it out... only had 2 outbreaks in 4 years and it's just one tiny mildly uncomfortable sore that goes away in 5 days ish. No worse than a cold sore but in the wrong place

>>646415262
This isn't myspace faggot

>>646410872
19 and caught 1 std from my psyco ex baby mama

I'm 23 and i've fucked over 20 girls, i'm geeky as fuck but the bitches love me
I've never been checked though :/

Late bloomer but... 30 in 4 years. Pushing 40 now. Relationships slow it down. lol

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2
but one of them has been for 7 years.

Zero. My dick doesn't work anyway.

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>>646419705
Yes they have

>>646410872
0,5

The big 0

19 caught the clap from the crazy baby mama, easily treated

>>646410872
2 and a half

3 this semester

>>646411473
>bout 8

lel I'm on 8 and I think you would know.

0, I'm 23 which is entirely too old to have not had sex. I'm fat but I've literally had several women in (at different times) naked and wanting to have sex and I declined/didn't stick it in. I still don't know why. If I had been more assertive with the whole/hole stick my penis inside of her thing. No more than 3. Because they were horny and I refused. b/ why do I act like a broken man?

>>646424188
You too? All them cheating hoes get the clap

i simply don't count because im not twelve or a faggot .

Dated a hooker for 6 months, never used protection with her. But she always used protection with clients.

We broke up 4 months ago, should I get checked? I havnt noticed anything unusual so I never bothered.

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>>646422660


U wat m8?

Am 12 I bang 20 babes

>>646410872
Im very curios on why he doesnt wear condom?

53. any fag her got more?

22 women & 6 men.

1 (im 20 now)

>>646410872
just 1

>>646424415
I'm sure you'll know when your duck falls off

I'm literally amazed that most of you guys have borked so many chicks. So girls do spread their legs at the snap of a finger? Makes me a bit worried that I'm 24, fucked only 2 chicks in my life and have lost interest in girls/sex after that, when I realised sex isn't that great and certainly not worth the effort to get a bitch in your bed. Got my right hand which I don't have to buy drinks. Also most of my friends never bork or only rarely. Or maybe it's just not much of a bork culture here? (Holland)

>>646424628
*dick

>>646424369
I now realize that I'm too drunk to use proper grammer. I assure you I am not retarded. I just have some sort of intimacy problem that is preventing my love life.

>>646415903
>>646413348
You guys that got clamydia, how long did it take for symptoms to show or did you even have symptoms?

25yo

10 girls

all overweight or obese

ranging from cute to hideous

>>646417320
1-13 = fake.

>>646423427
Idk man I'm by far the least laid of my friends. Not even mad it's just like it seems like hoes be fallin on cock everywhere but on mine.

>>646424716
you're a sad pathetic fag

>>646424559
107

>>646424786
Never had any symptoms, only found out because she got pregnant and she had cheated, so she told me.

0

I'm 21.

Is it still too early at this age or what..

>>646425076
not bad. age?

>>646410872
About 20

22 yo

5 girls all in 1 year, now in long term relationship with 5th one

>>646424369
Cuz chicks are fucking psycho's, you never know what they want or expect you to do, hell they don't even know themselves. I know you feel bad about what you did but it isn't that weird. You have to swallow your pride to fuck these freaks of nature, but when you do, feels nice. For a short while.

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>>646416311
>population of 2 million

I'm 27 and so far 62.

>>646424786
I had the clap, not sure when I got it, but it was a good month or two after till I went and got checked. Still didn't know I had it till the health dept told me. Then I realized when they said I had it, there had been a few mornings with burning pee (not bad), and many times of a tingeling sensation, but it didn't phase me.
Thankfully I got checked. When they called and said I had something, they can't tell you over the phone, so driving there, I thought I had HIV or something. Every time I think about it, I thank God that slutbitch didn't give me something more serious. Took one pink pill, and that got rid of it. Been with one girl ever since for years.

>>646424997
I guess I am.

>>646425267
26. I've been in one relationship that lasted two years. Cheated once that's why it ended. Was in another for a year and two six months. I've been sexually active since I was 16

>>646425432
>>646425076
at least a few alpha fags in here

>>646425436
*month or two after we broke up
is what I meant to say

>>646424716
Just be good looking, be funny, and go after girls that like funny guys. Knowing your type is the big trick

ITT: virgins lying about their sexual history

>>646424786
I noticed burning literally the morning after

>>646410872
A little over 50; this is mainly because I was a drug dealer for a long time, and druggie whores fucked me in hopes of payment lol.

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>>646425577
Height 5'10 weight 170 beard blue eyes not a very large penis pic related>>646425267

>>646425550
find a hooker that gives you the love and comfort you need.
also where are you from in NL?

Dude just go to bar and bang drunk chicks leave before they wake up

>>646410872
17

4 repeats years later

>>646425955
Why would I leave? I'd be amazed if any of woman was lying next to me in bed naked.

>>646423424
sure sure

>>646425657
See the problem I have(107) is I get beta as Fuck with girls I actually want to date. To fucking Clingy and i push them away. When I'm just sexually attracted I don't care. I don't get it. Work in progress. Believe it or not sleeping with random women gets old and you actually end up wanting something worthwhile

>>646425909
yea, i'm 27. penis size doesn't matter if it's not a micro dick

>>646425436
How does the burning sensation from pissing with an std compare with, say, the burning sensation from not drinking enough water?

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>>646413439
Pics?

0

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>>646410872
More than you

I'm on 1, solid relationship from age 15 - 21 so far

Maybe 1.5, I cheated and had oral both ways with some girl a couple of years ago when the relationship wasn't going great, was long-distance and depressed. Told her a year later when I couldn't keep my mouth shut but still kept in the relationship.

Am I missing out on anything not having sex with more than 1 person potentially my whole life? She's a real good lay but I'm fully aware that right now is the best looking I'll probably ever be in my life.

3. Its a pointless temporary high. Glad I got to experience sex for a short while, but its time to move along. Its no different than drugs or cigarettes, no amount will make you happy or satisfied, and you risk damaging your health or getting an unwanted little shit stain of a child.

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>>646410872

I am 33 and had 45 (women I only had bjs with not included).

> pig related, the girl I am porking right now

>>646425877
Not me, lost my fucking mind after ex left me for a chick, went on a fuck any chick I see bender. That's how mine happened, it was within a 2 year period. 19 in that time alone

>>646426341
i hear you. indeed fucking around doesn't give you long term satisfaction in the sense of love.
i get that you might feel different about a girl as soon as you have serious interest. but as you know what you're doing wrong...why don't you keep on playing it cool and go gradually towards a relationship?

>>646424415
>dated a hooker
Interesting.. did you save her?

>>646426370
Yeah I'm not small not huge it's a good dick but not great

>>646426840
Pig related.....kek

130 AMA

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>>646424386
lel this virgin thinks being aware of how many holes he's stuffed makes him 12/a faggot

>>646411473
>8 below average
your so fucking stupid

>>646427141
I am currently working on that. Its hard to hold back saying how I actually feel. I want to find a woman, that just accepts me for,me. You know what I mean?

>>646410872
the number I roll

>>646427418
you're..

fucking niggers, these days welfare is enough to get computers

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0

>>646427465
I got lucky and found someone I can do that with

just my cousin

>>646427465

Didn't read what the story was about, but you sound like a faggot who is on cock withdrawal.

>>646427196
seriously, i don't have more than 6' myself. yet, 90% of the girls been very happy. they actually liked the D a lot. i mean, getting internally stabbed by a 9'+ obviously doesn't feel good, does it?

0

>>646426662
Sex with someone new pretty and experienced is always fun but its never better than what you've built

>>646410872
11

>>646410872
23 y/o
8 different girls

Age 21, 13 actual full-on sex, 10 of which were in the last year alone. I came from humble beginnings, so I'm proud of how far I've come (isn't any guy's only goal just to out-slut their ex-girlfriend?) and I hope it keeps up but I bet it won't. Trying to take it where I can get it, anywhere I can get it, as much as possible before the hairline goes, the metabolism goes, the _____ goes, etc.

-30
For each time I masturbate in a month I go deeper into the negative

>>646427728
depends on the angle man..

luckily most niggers are too stupid to understand how to properly angle the cock

>>646423682

Oh my, noticed that have we?

>>646427645
underrated post

>>646427927
It's all about that base

>>646427685
That's awesome /b/ro. One day it'll happen but until then it's random sluts for me.

>>646427465
yes i get it 100%. it's just not very exciting for her if she gets it all after 1 week already. keeping her on her toes does the trick; at least for me

4 chicks
2 guys
One one the guys was my cousin.

>>646427728
I've never actually measured I think I'm just over 6. I've never had a chick, complain

>>646427927
maybe, got obviously no experience with that.
i think dick size is way more important to men than for women

>>646428098
Don't go dissing on random sluts, they need the d too

>>646410872
like 40 seriously now im just so lonely

>>646427645
Le edgy shooter