Im not.
/thread

>>645904439
no feet

Girlfriend just broke up with me.

>>645904439
I don't have the confidence to go up to people I don't know, and being a programmer I don't really get out much apart from going to college where in my program only guys reside.

faggot girlfriend cheated on me

Because I can't choose between the 2

because I'm an asshole and I ruin every chance that I get

>>645904439
Source pls

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>>645904439
My ex wanted drugs more than me because she couldn't kill herself with me around. But hindsight is 20/20.

ugly

Am I the only one who just doesn't desire a relationship?

>>645904439
Crippling cocaine addiction

I'm saving money now

>>645904439

She died

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>>645905820
nope you are not alone.

Too weird of a person for anyone to connect with.

>>645904439
Post sauce and we'll talk.

Alco

Ignorance from lack of experience. Junior high girls wouldn't date me so that all important experience needed before high school was never there. So in high school I didn't know what to do and it was a snowball effect until one day at 27 I bought a hooker. Now I am addicted to hookers. I make them act out scenes from porn. Never had a real gf.

>>645904439

im ugly.

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id rather just pay a hooker than invest time and money into a human flesh construct unit with vaginal attachment dlc that has in previous relationships trying to change me and isolate me from my friends

Relationships are worthless especially when it comes to american dating

I had an awesome girlfriend, but for some reason I wasn't happy

I kept thinking about old flames that rejected me and for some reason that made me sad and craving for casual sex and lust

So I broke up, she hates me now, and once I'm feeling better, I'm going after an orgy or more

Because I want.

>>645904439
I just asked my friend out, and after her telling me that there is no way she could after I took her best friends virginity. This girl was a 8/10, and definitely kept me in the friendzone. I want her, but I'm in between a rock and a hard place. any ideas?

>>645904439

Difficult to find person who share the same interest or atleast are not wierded out by it.
I've had girls reject me because i smoke weed (wtf) while they were drunk as shit , i've had girls reject me because i like psytrance and psychedelics (although i wear casual clothes whenever im in public) and i've had girls reject me because im into IT security and apparently everything IT related is seen as stupid.

I mean it's not that this is in any way generalized , i know for a fact that there are people out there who could put up with this or share the same hobbies , it's just difficult to find them if you live in the middle of fucking nowhere.

I wish I was. All people that are below 25-30 stay single and just fuck or date, unless you're a beta fag. I'm 22 and I'm drunk because my gf is a pain in the ass

I find it hard to even pretend to be interested in women. All money grabbing bitches. Best off with hookers.

>>645906566
Fuck that sounds like me I'm 19 is it too late?

>>645904439
Amputee no self confidence.

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Because the military just moved me to Korea for a year. No point in keeping something back home or starting anything here when I'm leaving

> tits

>>645907012
This. Middle of nowhere. Only hambeasts where I live. Tried one. Literally could not get a boner when I saw her disgusting fat naked body

>>645906920
Find a different girl, 8/10s are a dime a dozen

>>645907368
god i wish i got transfered to korea

Don't have a girl I want to date

>>645907184
Yes

>>645904439
Because i got phimosis dick.

>>645907012
date a raver. my last bf shared my love of psytrance, hardstyle, hardcore, and psychs

>>645907282
Hookers my friend, hookers

>>645904439
Because I'm too pussy to ask the qtpi out

>>645904439
We went on a couple of dates and she changed her mind about me. So it goes.

>>645904439
I hope not to be come Tuesday.

>>645904439
I emit an overwhelming amount of intolerable smells and opinions when I talk to anyone.

>>645907543
She's like my dream though. Like she's probably an 8/10 to yall but shes perfect to me...I have too many emotions for her

i dont know

Because I'm fat and kind of ugly

>>645904439
I know that bitch. Name is Jenne Johnson.

Because heroin

>>645907416

The problem here is that even the agegroup 18-25 are sometimes very conservative or pretty cliche , either they think you are a stupid junkie for smoking weed or they'll have this stupid stoner attitute and culture which i absolutely hate , i mean wtf can't you do drugs while beeing a normal person and not look like pseudo random hipster faggot.

>>645907980
Nah, you're just being a faggot, nobody is "perfect"
Shes probably on some other dude's dick yo

>>645905100
Wow you are such an unbelievable faggot

>>645904439
sauce?

>>645907554
Not to rub it in but it's amazing lol, keep trying. Where are you?

>>645906815
This.

Try relationship with latinas instead, fuck this capitalism individualistic society. Im not a robot.

I'm an overweight manlet

>>645907368
where you at mang?
I was in Yongsan down at camp coiner for a whole year.
the worst part is my company hq was in Daegu which was like a 4 hr drive haha. so anytime anything had to happen with paperwork i.e. clearing/inprocessing, it took literally an entire week.

>>645908229
I hate it when you guys do this. Because even though I know she's prude as fuck, theres a sliver inside me that says maybe.

>>645908837
My mom is a controlling shill. She is thrilled I don't have anyone.

>>645908480
California, Coast guard patrol team, stationed at San Diego, usually on a ship between guatemala and Alaska, i want transfer to one of the stations at korea, and yes coast guard goes outa country, we can be stationed inn syria now, hope doesnt happen to me at least. But you are rubbing it in lol

>>645908480
>>645907554
Are you all Armyfags?
cuz if so then I'm a samefag

>>645908917
Hope you get shot armyfag

>cheers

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>>645909158

I'm not, I just fucked my girl for the first time.

>>645907683

Yea , i go on a goa rave probably 3-4 times a year during the summer , and thats about the only times i get laid , but the problem is that the people you meet there are often from a complete diffrent part of the country (germany) so it's kinda difficult to establish a friendship/relationship.
Will keep trying tho , always wanted a girlfriend i could do mdma with and just have a blast

>>645904439
Because im poor.

>>645909118
Nope, went to coast guard officer school, for Maritime enforcement. I drug raid, but i wanna start cyber security

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>>645909260

>>645904439
Because I like being happy more than being in relationships.

>>645904439
i am actually going to declare myself to this girl im into

i dont care if it will work or not, i just want to take her out of my head already if she doesnt likes me

>>645905002
your mean your ex girlfriend anon

>>645904439
women are real life money sink

in grade 3 a girl nroke up with me

didn't want to ever feel that way again

now i am 49 have two adopted kids and dont regret anything

>>645908917
I'm in Osan, still pretty new here but it's awesome so far. I mean shit here is certainly crazy with the way everything is run lol..shit that just doesn't seem to make sense but everyone just has a "eh fuck it it's Korea" attitude lol

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>>645904439
>small dick
>literally zero confidence

ill never forget the look on my ex's face the first time we fucked. "Thats it...?" is probably exactly what went through her mind. Now i always ask myself why bother trying to when i know i wont be able to fully satisfy any woman.

>>645904439
GF died. Have not had the heart to look for another.

Because I hate myself, have shit social skills and 0 motivation.

im a introvert

Because I willingly gave her up today.

Because I told her she needed to move on and let me go, because it's only hurting her to hold on, to wait, to ache and suffer the way she is.

It killed me, but I did it. I set her free. She has the whole world ahead of her now.

I hope every moment of her life is full of bliss.

>>645909047
Its usually because we are right
Her being "prude" doesn't mean a damn thing when you make the right moves

>>645904439
Because I like being by myself so far. The girl that I enjoy more than that I've yet to find.

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How do I ask out this girl I like /b/
We went to get coffee last week, clearly enjoy each other's company, flirt, etc
How do I take it to the next level?
help out a college virgin /b/

>>645909978
I just want some sort of advice, because I want her. I'm drunk and I need you guys. I have no one else.

>>645909647
I better hear a fucking Harrumph out of you.

>>645904439
can we get some sauce?

>>645909118
Airfag, I'm the one in Korea

>>645909625
Saying "my ex-girlfriend just broke up with me" would be stupid and redundant.

>>645910134
What you want and what you get are two seperate things
My advcice is to drop her and find a new one

>>645904439
so i can focus on study and not be distracted by some attention whore

/thread

>>645910134
You have your hand and the internet.

>>645904439
because:
i am a little fucking shy
and
i dont like being fucking gentle or good guy to get someone's love, i am how i am, dont try to change my shitty humor

>>645910083
>bait?

im not, been with a hot redhead for 3 years. get rekt op

I don't know.

because I dont have a car or a job
oh and I dont trust her
and she probably doesnt love me

>>645904439
Sauce?

>>645910134
Need moar story for advice and possibly pics

>>645904439
Because i was a cringeworthy autist in high school and i'm an idiot who hasn't left my home town. everyone knows me and the faggotry I used to be involved with.

no one stays in my life for long.

>>645904439
No one notice me :/

>>645906144
sauce please

>>645910408
Fuck my life.

I have people auts

I choose to be.

I've gained 40+ lbs in the last year and look hot as fuck right now.

I don't want some bitch tying me down.

Cause shes feels uncomfortable dating

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lol I will die a virgin and completely forever alone

I look good, but probably would be better if my teeth weren't so fucked. Mt. Dew and not brushing enough and no dental insurance is a powerful combination.

just hoping my parents pass away before I ever have to tell them, "you will never have grandchildren."

holy fuck life lesson here folks, take care of your teeth like your happiness depends on it

>>645904439
Because I want to be.

>>645910864
... Dating you. Fag.
>topkeks
Millionaire comes alone n she'll feel just fine!

>>645905027
She's a faggot fuck her

>>645904439
I'm not single

>>645905183

are you me anon?

>>645909668
I'm sure it's not that small anon, I'm like 4.5 inches and I slay pussy -_-,

>>645912030
i'd marry you tbh but i'm trans

>>645905024
what do you think tinder is for?

>>645907082
don't hookers just have sex with you for money though?

>>645912030
Mm actually looks pretty stupid, the girls take that as a no thanks. Also femanon.

because social anxiety. What a shit thing to have.

>>645912449
I always hear tinder is just for hookups, which isn't really my thing.

>>645912932
If you get laid a bit you will be able to build up your confidence and approach chicks.

>>645910957
how fucked are they? please post pic

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>>645904439
Because love, romance and gallantry are all lies, and the truth is little consolation when others females have a vested interest in delusion.

>>645905002
same. this friday

>>645904439
because i love my money.

>>645904439
Life is le perfect as it is.

Because I have no redeemable qualities and I'm kind of a dick

>>645908603
That makes 2 of us

Life is simpler that way.

>>645904439
i go to 4chan

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>>645904439
yes I FUCK cd holes its great and they're always nice and clean. go for 20 and under cause it's likely they haven't popped their cherry yet

its great when you can bust a nut in ass that feels JUST like a pussy (way better in a guy that's had a few (:, but no one can complain

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I'm too domesticated. I only did long term relationships my entire 20's. Most recent gf and I were together over 3 years, had a nice place together, etc. All gone, been over a year now. For like...no fucking reason at all.

If I had to narrow it down, it'd look like this:
>I'm too nice, don't have the "just right" amount of asshole-ish tendencies
>I really enjoy good conversation as I've gotten older instead of physical whatnots
>I just don't fucking care to start the process over again

tl;dr, I don't have the energy to waste on giving a fuck about a new relationship. I'm not happy but I'm not sad. Just static and surviving.

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This my gf

>>645912876
I have the same thing. I Can't remember the last time I even spoke with a female my age. I look decent, though.

>>645912485
Yes. Nice point fag but it's more of a business deal then them emotionally bleeding money from you. Also you get what you pay for with hookers whilst with relationships half the time you pay for the prospect of things

>thanks fuck stain

>>645913299
*tip*

>>645905002

same.a month ago.

>>645912485
>pay money
>get laid
>profit
>problem??

I don't really like people. just in general. I have a few friends I hang out with because they share enough of my views and have proven themselves intelligent enough that I dont hate them, but mostly I hate everyone else.

There was a girl who was giving me stupendously strong signals a while back. Like just barely short of ripping my clothes off. But then she said some stupid things, did some stupid things, proved she was just people.

0 social life atm
I just study, work, sleep, eat, exercise, clean stuff and jerk off a little bit... this is life.

>>645913290
no camera

but 4 root canals with crowns and 14 cavities

and not to mention $7200 in the hole because of shitty cigna insurance

>>645904439
I'm not

But I'm not single

>>645915295
That's rough, have you contemplated an hero?

Cuz i'm a fuking beta and too autistic to ask a girl out.

Because my last relationship was a fucking trainwreck of monstrous proportions where she:

>fell down the stairs, blamed me
>got wasted and drugged to shit and stopped breathing, then got mad that my LIFE SAVING CPR left her with bruises

as well as other things.

So yeah. Not ready for another relationship for a little while longer.

>>645906566
pretty cool... you gotta break out of the hooker thing eventually though, might lose touch with
reality.

>>645915813
Sounds like a whole lot of denial to me, anon.

>>645916024

how so?

>>645915828
>reality
>>645913299

>>645904439
a multitude of reasons, OP.
1. terrified of commitment, yet was with the same girl for 5 years. (first girlfriend, totally fucked us both up)
2. my most recent ex moved away to get clean, as soon as she did I was hitting up another girl
3. the only QTs in area are in highschool, fuck that.
4. women are just plain fucking retarded.

Pretentious as It may sound Its really hard to find someone as smart as me and I can't stand talking to people who don't "get" what I'm saying.

More importantly most people don't fully "get" my sense of humor. People call me weird, but mostly in an affectionate way, as in "entertainingly weird" because everything I say is a joke and all my jokes are absurdest and irreverent. I know that makes me sound like I'm actually autistic or something, but I'm not. It's just that there are very few women out there who share my quirks and the few who do have been snatched up.

Because I don't know how to talk to people

>>645915775
Welcome home you useless fuck

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>>645915775
I admire your honesty

I was in a relationship for five years. Wasted a lot of money over that time, most of it on a ring for possible engagement. But after she bled me dry, I sold the ring, broke up with her, got most of my money back and choose to live the single life.

Fuck it. Women are gold-diggers. The ones that are at least modest and owe up to it aren't terrible, but any woman that says they are not is a bloody liar.

I don't dislike women. But for now, my relationship status is on permanent hiatus.

>>645910562
Pics or it didn't happen

>360noscoped420

I choose to be single. After losing my 3th girlfriend during a depression (which happens mostly several times in a year however, one is always mayor and goes on for at least 4 months) I decided never to hurt someone with this crap ever again.
All 4 are still friends and all 4 of them tell me they understood me only years after.

>>645909745
Story?

>>645915749
haha all the time, but because my brother died a year ago I feel if I ever did kill myself my parents would be devastated.

Because I don't have a boyfriend

Just met a girl the other night actually.
Went out to a party with my buddy, we hit it off she was super chill and really fucking cute. We drank together (tho she ended up getting sick), and the next day I went and chilled at her place.

Fucking finally got out of the whiny bitch shit and went out and had a great time. Go me.

>>645910809
>...

>>645904439
because I actually feel like being single. females are a lot of work and im just not really craving that right now

>>645904439
Because my girlfriend is sitting right next to me and I am seeking attention in this thread

>>645917146
how come if you aren't single you are posting on a 'why are you single' thread?

anyway good job

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>>645912449
Different person. I've gotten a few matches on Tinder. One was a bot. Two unmatched me after I messaged them. One didn't reply but is still on my matches. There are still a couple others I haven't messaged yet and haven't unmatched me, but I don't think I know how to start conversations on there. I try commenting based on something on their profile.

>>645904439
cuz Im kinda boring and impossibly stubborn

>>645904439
because I'm a fat, ugly loser

>>645904439
Why isn't anyone like me? 1 month out of Year relationship. She was an alcoholic, big tits, skinny,
tall. Pretty,... but...High maintenance, self centered, money sucking, zero contribution cunt.Guys look at me like i'm lucky.. No dude, "this is nothing!"
Told her to fuck off after her one last ignorant comment, who the fuck wants that trouble? some old ugly guy with a lot of money
that cant get laid? god knows. Not me anymore.. Happy to be Single

because my last gf had undeniably hard trust issues. bitch had a hard time listening to a word I said, and just failure to communicate

Now i am 28, 2 years ago i had a girlfriend. We've known each other for at least 16 years. We had a relationship for 5 years 'till one day she commits suicide. No note, not to me nor friends/family.

She didn't seem to be troubled in the last year. However she always claimed she could not stand to "follow western standards"

Not that she was a hippie or anything, it just really bugged her but if that was the main reason? We will never know.

i get the feeling every woman just wants sex. if you look on dating sites they always/mostly want an older man because they got "experience" in bed of course and what do i need a girlfriend just for? to not feel alone? i'd rather be alone then being cheated on and fucking? damn im pretty good at wanking

>>645917651
Because I was feeling good about myself and wanted to share.

Mind you I've been single for about 2 years prior to this because I lacked confidence as well as thinking it wouldn't be worth it. So far it is. Hoping to see how things develop for sure.

>>645904439
You just reminded me to jack off, thank you sir!

I'm hispanic, short and fat, stutter and have halitosis.

>>645915813 >>645916024

Forgot to mention; she was beaten and traumatized by her mother.

Don't stick your dick in crazy

>>645917808
All you're doing by complementing then that early on is feeding their ego, also it puts them above you. If you're gonna use tinder don't be one then douche bags that through out complainants for free. She'll get about 100 of those on the regs and you'll just be another beta feeding here narcissistic behaviour

Thanks

>>645918249
>cuz Im kinda boring and impo
maybe your looking in the wrong places. mix it up a little. I don't see too many whores, then again i dont hang out in strip clubs

>>645918433
whats halitosis?

>>645917808
All you're doing by complementing then that early on is feeding their ego, also it puts them above you. If you're gonna use tinder don't be one then douche bags that through out complainants for free. She'll get about 100 of those on the regs and you'll just be another beta feeding her narcissistic behaviour

Thanks

because i know im gonna die as alone as the virginator... depressing as fuck talking to any girl in the world knowing they will never like you

but hey, totally looking forward to some wizard spells

>>645918665
wrong dude anon

>>645918081
>gf commits suicide
Wow. i'm so sorry to hear that man

>>645918433
>halitosis
this is quality trolling

>>645918704
It means shit breath.

>>645904439
Because I am a fat midget

>>645918530
oh you gotta stick your dick in crazy.. its the best.. but then GTFO

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>>645904439
Girlfriend killed herself when her Mum died last winter leaving her an orphan. She was my point of clarity and my compass and meter for which I gauged everything and consequence in my life. I'm lost without her.

dumped a month ago

I went to the local bar to watch football games. I was thinking about offering nmy waitress 500 bucks to let me eat her out.

How would I get about asking her that?

>>645904439
Women are a lot of work. Even if you get the pussy, the amount of effort i have to put into it isn't worth it. I don't consider myself an especially handsome man, so I might have to put more work into it than most

Its a numbers game, besides; hit up x women, maybe a third of them talk back to you, maybe 1 in ten close the deal... I dont care anymore, man.

This kinda sums it up, at least that's the point I'm at right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMfZyfD4U8U

>>645919023

yeah I've been having some problems with the GTFO part, to put it mildly

>>645904439
Not being led around by your dick is freedom.

>>645919505
Well first of all go fuck yourself

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I'm actually single because i was made not to find any interest in human flesh. The only thing that makes me feel good is other peoples misery so that's why i became a social engineer and a background hacker. I work for a friend that has the same taste as me and we both agreed to just steal money for about 3-4 years and go live of somewhere for the rest of our lives enjoy sports and other of earths pleasures. Skins ship pleasure is just one of many others anyways. Just kidding I'm single cos my area has no girls of my taste and im shy lol

>>645904439
Because beta.

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>>645905820
Ditto.

I really hate the idea of having to feel like I'm obligated to talk to someone else every day.

>>645904439
lost the fear of being alone.
People said this was what i was supposed to achieve, but no wi just dn't give a shit if im alone or no. Actually I rather eb alone because most people around me are shit or have boyfriends.

whatever you guys do, keep your fear of being alone. at least you will try having a gf.

>>645919907
kek

No desire (chronic masturbation makes you not give a fuck about girls).

Realized that the love I want and had with my ex isn't something that really exists outside the short term and fantasy

Still hung up over said ex

meh

also I really don't buy into the social pressure/beta perspective that having a girlfriend is literally the most important thing in life and a sign of your masculinity

>>645910261
oh that's why Osan.
you lucky duck. there's a freakin Chili's on base!

>>645905027
>faggot girlfriend

>>645904439
theres literally 100 iq difference between me and women around me

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>>645918744
A good point, but in my case, I feel like I almost have the opposite problem. I wouldn't say my first messages come across as compliments. I don't insult them, but my messages are more "neutral".

Some of what I've tried so far: If they mention that they like to travel, I ask where they've been and places they still want to go; or if I notice something unique in one of their pictures (if I notice a location, etc.), I'll ask them about it. Or if they mention that they're in school for X, I ask how/why they got interested in that. Something to get them to talk about themselves a little.

I'm not the best at this stuff, but as of now, I believe my messages may come across as too "dry". I never took the other extreme and tried cheesy pick up lines. Probably needs more humor. Luckily, there are so many people on Tinder that there are lots of opportunities for practice. (On the other hand, my match rate is pretty low and I swipe left perhaps too much myself).

>>645904439
im working on it, with the prettiest girl i┬┤ve seen.

Its looking good until now.

thankfully im not because i get doubles

>>645921140
rekt

Gf litrally just walked out the door 1 hour ago. Been together 2 years, I have no desire to have kids and she knew it since day 1. Left because she maybe wants kids.

>>645905100
Save yourself the time and kill yourself. Its not tragic anymore.

Because I'm too narcissistic and gay

I'm 6 months out of a 4 year relationship. Honestly, I'm lonely but I don't give a fuck about being in a relationship right now.

>>645921004
The funny thing is, women are shitty conversationalists; they say stupid shit all of the time to Chads they want to fuck, but if one of us says something of the same caliber to them, they have zero interest in us.

Double Standards

>>645910379
Thankyou

Because I make good first impressions and girls are often interested in me until they find out I'm a selfish prick that loathes social obligations. I also have unrealistic standards. The worst part is I would love to find someone. I'm just an unlovable arsehole.

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I'm extremely successful in gay world cause I'm fit and young. Don't have HIV yet either, feels good man.

>>645921390
3 months out of a 3 year relationship, I feel you man. We want to go out and meet someone new, but the idea of making a connection with someone like the one we had seems pointless.

I was in a relationship for almost the first half of my twenties, and now I feel like I can't interact at all with people my age. They're all so shallow and boring; mindless sheep following whatever trends are popular at the moment and I just cannot for the life of me stoop down to their level. It sucks because all of the qtpies I know fall into this category, I just can't connect with them man. Also, I feel like I'm too ugly for them , and it kind of makes me not want to go out and look for anyone outside of my acquaintance circle.

My confidence is shot, and my interest is slowly fleeting every passing day, it's only a matter of time before even fapping seems pointless...

>>645904439
becuause I have been screwed over by every woman ive dated.

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No one has to be single. It's about setting expectations and working on yourself in the process. I see a lot of these posts and the chicks that are posted are usually pretty hot, but who the fuck cares? There are plenty of women out there and you don't need to fuck a dumb hot girl/guy because it doesn't feel good afterwards. They'll make you cum, but you can do that to yourself. Find someone who is cool and thinks you're cool too and seriously work on yourself. Doing the same thing everyday with no results isn't going to get you anywhere. Try to get out more and don't be the center of attention. People like people who are good at listening and have some confidence in themselves. Who the fuck cares though. Lol.

>>645905002
Im this guy. Been her friend for 5 years, saved her from abusive ex, saved her from her abusive parents, watched her grow from 14 to 19, last October she joins the army, im proud as hell, she is stressed, long distance , i fly down to see her and save our relationship, this summer she comes home, goes on vacation with me, goes back, admits she no longer loves me and thinks her parents are good parents. 5 years of loving her and left broken hearted.

cause i'm on here

>>645922465
I think the neckbeards on this board are too corrupted by porn to have reasonable expectations of women. There is no reason any man should not have a girlfriend. Lower your standards for physica looks until you find a mate. Who cares if she has a butter face, it's better than being alone

>>645922647
the truth and the end to this thread

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>>645909260

Women are fucking degenerates.

>>645922821
Yeah man, porn is not good. It's really self serving which is appealing and all, but it fucks you up in the end. If you're a naturally unattractive person you can make yourself look better. It's all about the amount of work you put into it though. Plus you can meet a really attractive person who might not have the face of a model but they'll fuck you just as good and want to cuddle up with you afterwards. Nothing will ever beat that feeling :)

>>645905183
Are you me?

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>>645910677
Anon don't know if your still here. But I'm shit tier at green text so here goes.
I've known this girl M since we were about 10. We grew up together and now I'm 21. She had interest in other guys because I was too much of a faggot to tell her how I felt. When I recently told her how I felt, she said we couldn't be together because I fucked her best friend and took her virginity. Now, I'm sad and drunk, and I don't know what to do. Girl on the left btw.

>>645904439
haven't been single for longer that a combined year since I was 15, 29 now.

18 yo kiss less virgin. Help, my boat is sinking and all the rafts are taken.

SOS.

>>645918249
no they dont want sex they want what comes with an older man.

Money.

because I have a best friend and I talk to her every single day, I'm super into her but I don't know how to tell her I like her. I've had plenty of gfs before, I'm only 19 but I don't want her to think I'm weird and dip if she doesn't feel the same way and then I will have lost a best friend.

>>645923551
Any guy who thinks a long term relationship with a woman in the present social climate is flat out retarded.
Its not womens fault.
Its just the way it is.
Spend your money and time on yourself.
At least you will know where you stand day to day.

>>645905027
Story tiem?

I have a stutter that make me extremely anxious and depressed as to where I dont leave the house most of the days. Was made fun of so much that its probably better I just keep to myself

>>645925563
Hello Morman.

I have trust issues.

>>645922342
Exactly, man. There's been a couple girls I've talked to since my breakup but without fail they've all been superficial. Trying to find a "diamond in the rough" is so surreal right now. I just live my days as they come and hope one day I stumble upon a woman that makes everything worthwhile.

>>645904439
I'm too attractive for women that's why when I go out clubbing I have only been hit on by gay guys & gay guys have higher standards than women

>>645925675

i dont know what that is

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>>645925138

Because I'm in a long distance relationship like the flaming faggot I am despite the fact that I could probably easily land someone much closer

>>645909079
Wincest?

>>645922040
Hello anon, it's me, you.

>>645922615
Welp, you couldn't have been a better bf. But you're young as hell. Go find a girl of your dreams.

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>>645914297
I'd love to be one of them ;)

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>>645904439
>why am I single?

Because after numerous instances of being cheated on and betrayed by my romantic companions, I have chosen to cope with the indescribable pain by becoming a bitter asshole not unlike a textbook mysoginist.

3 and 1/2 years after my most recent relationship was broken up by my unfaithful ex fianc├йe, I have developed a serenity in the isolation of a singular existence.
I'm using as many big words as I can, to sound worldly and important.
But the tall and short of it is I have grown to enjoy being single and actually prefer to avoid interaction with others, especially women, for anything other than sexual gratification.

>>645905183
You're me aren't you anon

Because I am unable to be emotionally attached to anyone.

Because being with women isn't worth me putting in an ounce of effort.

Already been through enough shit with them as it stands, and I'm not looking to waste any more time dealing with bullshit emotional issues and trying to co-manage some psychotic wreck's mental state. Fuck that.

And if sex is what I want I can always get a hooker... cheaper in the long run, and no dealing with random BS.

>>645923860
Those two women look like clowns.

I fell in love with the wrong woman.

To put it simply. I just fucking hate everyone. I don't like people and am not a friendly person. I can put on a bullshit facade but that's about it.

I'm black

>>645906144
sauce my nigga sauce