>>645823368
get in my van

>>645823368
Wanna have sex?

>>645823368
I fucked your mom OP ;P

I want to wear you

ayy bb want som fuk

Ford F-150. Best pickup ever.

>>645823368
Yo girl, you want your training bra back?

>>645823368
MODDDDDDS

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Damn girl is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or do you just have a really huge clitoris?

Get about 12 inch in length fishing line. Find random girl. Get her attention and drop it in front of her. Then say you dropped your pickup line. 10 pts if you have a fishing rod.

Are your parents at home?

If u were a booger I'd pick u first

Want some help with your homework?

Hey babe I just shit my pants. Can I get in yours?

>>645823368
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Do you have 25p ? cause you going to need to call your parents your not coming home tonight

Get in the trunk if you want to see your parents again

Hey babe my dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

>>645823681
f-250 master race

Get into the fucking van. This is no joke.

>>645824351
Toyota Hilux MasterRace!

>>645824310

>implying you can find a public phone box in 2015
>implying that if you could you could use a 5p coin in it

>>645823368
I'm not going to rape you
jk

>>645823368
Lets not turn this rape into a murder.

>>645824453
Pls go ISIS

want to help me get some supplies for the rest of the class?

>>645824530
Allah achuuu

>>645823368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_S-mCstfSI

>>645824351
worthless ass fords cannot be master race, choose a real truck faggot

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Were you raised on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise my cock.

Tell me who is your gynecologist so I suck his fingers

>>645824778
mods?

>>645823368
here have some eggs

>>645823368
I'm an ordained pastafarian minister, have you been touched by His Noodly Appendage?
Would you like to be?

Hey yo girl your like an orphanage because im going to to give you some babies

>>645824778
lmfao made my day

Nice shoes, let's fuck.

you should get a pet insurance...because tonight, your pussy is going to get smashed!

>>645823368
Shut up and take this penis

hurry and get in my car. your parents just died and i'll take you to the hospital.

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>>645824886
Did you mean to say moar?

>>645824953
are you 15 gtfo

>>645823368
My couch pulls out, but i don't.

do you think this tissue smell bad?

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"I like your shoes."

Then walk away and wait.

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>>645823368

>>645825168
*smells

Did you just fart? Because that's my fetish and I would like to feed you beans.

your pussy is as wide as a cave. when i shout at it, it echoes.

>>645823681
>>645824351

Bitch Please.
86 Toyota Pickup God tier here.

hey chocolate, want a stuffing?

Was your daddy a metrosensitive non-objective transpanhemperosparrowsonickin? Because you look like a Tumblr dyke

>>645825227

If this were Facebook, I would give this comment a 'like'.

>>645823368
"I'll pay you $500 to let me eat your pussy"

>>645825072
No i think he said mods

>>645823368
How would you like to engage in a sexual relationship so intense it could possibly change your political views

>>645823368
Do you need a good babysitter?

my dick chris brown your pussy rihanna

>>645824630
Sure then, Hilux or Navarra

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>>645825184

>>645823757
guess I should disinfect my mail from here on out.

>>645825227
Like

If you were a CS:GO map, you'd be de_licious. Works 100% of the time 5% of the time.

>>645823508
this.

I put the STD in stud, all I need is U.

Or this:

You can call me earthquake, because I'mma rock your world.

Do you know your ABCs? coz I can give you the D.

>>645823368
Need a lift to school?

Sooooo hot, want to touch the heiny.
Awoooooooooo

>>645823368
let's not turn this rape into a murder

Are you Lee Harvey Oswald? Cuz you blow my mind

Hello darling, you're a cute little girl, do you want some candy? (hand out candy), I've got a lot more of them in my van, do you wanna come and see? That's a nice little girl.

Are you syphilis? Cuz I can see you eating my dick

Pleased to meet you with meat to please you.

>>645825072
mmm, more

You look so much like Riley Reid you could actually be twins. She's my favourite porn star

Hello big girl! Do you remmembere me? I'm daddy's friend from work. He told me to come and pick you up because he has something to show you. Come on, now.

>>645823368
is this valensiya?

>>645823722
>whiteknightdetected.jpeg

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>>645826721 my little french slut

>>645823368
I thought she had a fucking horn growing out of her head.

>>645827060
oh man well done... she's something. so sexy

>>645825197
every wizard Slytherin
kek

>>645826520
Earnest Hemingway you fucking retard.