Ever had a period?

???

>Brutally being beaten on street by knife weilding thugs
>one gets a bigass knife out (the serrated kind) and begins sawing at your knee
>you're in unimaginable pain and pass out
>you wake up just as they finish
>somehow you're not dead from bloodloss
>you see one of them holding your ex-leg in their hands proudly
>he begins lubing it up
>the other thugs strip you
>insert leg into ass
>you are being raped by your own body

i took a shit once that made me sit in the shower and cry for an hour

>>646904795

What happened?

>>646904293
No feminist is safe from rape.
Not even from themselves.

>>646904854
He took a shit once that made him cry for an hour

>>646904293
actually christianfags in pooland developed their own replacement word for masturbation. In direct translation it's "self-rape" [samogwałt]

sauce?

>>646904293
Masturbating when you don't want to.

Nearly ever day my hand pulls on my dick until I cum. It's brutal.

>>646905233

actress

>>646905333

impossible

also

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>>646904729
> *yawn*

> laying in bed, thinking of my bae
> suddenly feel something grab my cock
> oh no muh virginity
> look down in terror
> its my own hand.jpg
> scream and jump out of bed
> can't escape hand, is still tugging
> try to grab it with other hands, instead massage balls accidentally
> stumble over dirty laundry, fall across bed, hit head on wall
> weep while hand continues to furiously take me
> cum into sheets wet with tears
> pass out, wake up half an hour later
> hand casually scratches nose like nothing happened
> can still smell the stench of crotchsweat and cum
> weep
> mfw it wasn't just a dream

>>646904546
This, painful stabbing feeling in anus

>>646906692
tell me more about having a period and make me understand it pls. yes i had biology but i just want to know how it feels etc.

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>>646905137
my kielbasa sausage just have got to perform

>>646904293
No, Tumblr, You can't.

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>>646907272
The day before I feel a tension in the uterus. I can tell it's up to something. Plotting, preparing. My mood has been foul for a few days already.

The day it hits, the uterus inflates and presses everything around it, the bladder, the colon. I have to piss often. All the water drains from my body. Pain begins. My bowels start giving out. It's a blend of diarrhea and constipation, pain, for hours, literally for 6 hours, and then a few hours of relief. But it's a false relief. It starts up again and I writhe and can't sleep and feel like dying.

And then it stops and I'm like, wow, fuck me, it really sucks being a woman. I'm hot and everyone wants to protect me, but at what cost?

>>646907907
being women is nice seriously. i wish i was one

>>646904293
When woman gives birth to a boy, That is a rape.

>>646907907
Tits or gtfo cumdumpster.

>>646904293
What do you think testicular torsion is?