>>614172417
lol no? wtf?

>>614172417
I mean maybe I would do it... if I was homeless or something

>>614172417
I'd do it, I'd use all that money to get so many drugs and O.D. on them super hard.

>>614172417
hell no. im already rich as fuck nigga

also check em

>>614172417

I would accept the deal, and then I would kill whoever I made the deal with.

>>614172417

>finance space program
>suicide land on mars

>>614172417
So I am offered this money and offered immunity
>as a dead man
for 2 years? This is the worse deal ever

Anoxia

Painless death. Just breathe nitrogen gas. You pass into a coma in a minute and it's all over. You just pass out and die. No suffocation or pain or suffering.

Google

>>614172417

One of the most autistic deals I've ever seen. No.

>>614172417
in the blink of an eye, the good i could do with that amount of money are pretty much limitless

>>614172774
this

inert gas aspyxhiation (helium, nitrogen..)

>>614172774
>implying you can kill the devil

>>614172417
>2 Years
Nope

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>>614172417

within reason. is that opting out pedophilia? if so, can i just throw money in a general direction to pay off the legal side? if so, deal. death by anesthesia while i'm asleep with all my loli slaves

>>614172417
Yeah, I'd take the money and just not an hero. simple as fuck.

>>614172417
>spend up to $999,999,999,999 to break the an hero part of the contract.
>Free from laws for 2 years, and $1 profit.
Gains.

>>614173001

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh shit... The DEVIL? Fuck, I thought we were adults in here..

>>614172774
/thread

>>614172836
What gasses does this work with?

>>614172931
You die as soon as you accept it, the only good you do from accepting this deal is allowing the offerer to make one more autistic sperm that one off himself

So many little girls!

So many nonwhites and white race traitors to kill!

>>614173192
You certainly aren't one

>>614172417

I'm old, so yes. Would drug it up & travel around being a delinquent, and exit bag at the end.

>>614173214
nitrogen helium argon carbon mofuckyour mother

>>614173214
I'd say nerve gas

Two years goes by super fast. Every single day you'd be obsessing on that countdown. You wouldn't enjoy the money. The only reason to consider it would be for philanthropic purposes, so only a heroic person woul do this. And /b/ has no heroes. Except for this guy >>614172931

1 trillion in 2 years
That means you have to spend around 1.369.863.013 dollar a day.
Good luck trying to spend 1.3 bil a day.

You're more likely to die from depression or a drug overdose in those 2 years.

Death by old age

>>614172417
>Immunity from the law (within reason)
What the fuck do you mean within reason

>>614172417
>donate tons of money to charity
>fund science shit
>die knowing I helped forward humanity

>>614173577

trust me, the amount of loli i desire would cover more than those costs

>>614172417
I would use money and immunity to kill those that would enforce the suicide.

>>614173647


not Opie but I'd think anything short of spree killing as within reason

>>614173292

Why is that? Because I dont want to have a conversation with someone that believes in and wants to discuss monsters?

>>614173647
I presume no murder or anything like that

>>614173192

hey man am I still invited to your 14th birthday? I really wana try out my new fedora

>>614173747
>science shit
>2015
>not giving God his share

>>614173577
...and that means yes?

>>614172417
No, that's 1 billion, you short systemed fuck.

I reckon I'd do it. I'd distribute the money among family, fuck a few porn stars, offer random hot women on the street exorbitant sums of money to sleep with me, I'd pay celebrities to let me shit on them and film it in secret, then I'd buy some land with a forest on it, build a cosy house in it with a couple of dogs, run a fibre-optic internet connection to it, and play vidya and organize lan parties for the rest of my shitty little life.

I'd then kill myself by hanging, I'd find a really high place with plenty of traffic, get a long, strong rope so my corpse gets a good swing, I'd strip naked and probably write some bullshit on myself for the lulz too

>>614172417
I would use that money to help the US government reduce their debts and then live knowing that i was an hero.

>>614174115
OP here
Youre fucking retarded

>>614172417
take it or leave it I'd probably do it. Don't have much in my life atm. I would hero by hanging, simple, not too clean yet not too unclean.

>>614172417
if dubs no an hero
dubs get
else an hero by OD'ing on coke done from the nipples of little girls

>>614174115
are you dyslexic?

>>614173928
Because you constantly use ellipsis and think you're mature for being an atheist and showing that in response to a joke which shows that you're a 15 year old american

>>614174115
Three too many 0s for a billion
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1,000,000,000

>>614174330
maybe foreign. i know certain languages use billion as trillion

>>614173801
I assume you failed math class, didn't you?
Also you have 2 year immunity from the law, so you can basically do anything you want without having to pay.

>>614174393
>>614174330
>>614174265

>>614174115 is using the long system, where 1 million is called a milliard, 1 billion is a million, 1 trillion is a billiard, etc.

>>614174265
>>614174330
>>614174393
>What is the short system
>What is the long system

"Long scale: Every new term greater than million is one million times larger than the previous term. Thus, billion means a million millions (1012), trillion means a million billions (1018), and so on.[1][2]

Short scale: Every new term greater than million is one thousand times larger than the previous term. Thus, billion means a thousand millions (109), trillion means a thousand billions (1012), and so on.[1][2]"

>>614173192
>/b/
>adults

>>614174570
shit.. had that backwards,
million, milliard, billion, billiard.

>>614174536
within limit. i figured raping children was outside those limits. i figured raping five children a day would be pretty pricey with paying off parents, law and everyone else who might be butt hurt.

lol. i said butt hurt when really the loli will be butt hurt.

>>614172417
drug overdose duh

>>614174570
Ahhh makes sense now. Hence his "short system" comment.

>>614172417

I would immediately have a kid. I would then plan out a life-long treasure hunt for him or her.

Prizes would include things like $1000 for every grade above an A when they're younger, then things like $3000 for every country they visits and $100 for every day they're within a normal BMI range. Somewhat modest amounts that slowly increase. With bonuses like $1,000,000 if you visit every country in the world, or $3,000,000 if you graduate from college. All expenses would be paid. They would get a free ride to school, where ever they please. I would arrange for a crew of staff to take care of them and ensure the money reaches them. They would never know how much money was left over.

I would also entrust someone to modify / add rules as they see fit. I won't be around to know what kind of technology will be available or what interests my kid will have. They might want to play hockey or be a ballerina for all I know. In these cases the money will go towards their hobbies.

If they choose a life of laziness they will get only enough to get by. But if they live life to its fullest they'll be rich. There would be prizes for the first time they go skydiving, take a rollercoaster, do a backflip into a pool etc.

>>614172417
Would take the deal. Would choose death by loli snu-snu after two years of loli snu-snu.

>>614172417
>Donate money to private organizations I create
>Hire body double to an hero
>Dissappear
>Live off the money

>>614172417
no fucking way, the tax hit alone would make it not worth it

might as well. i can accomplish the things i want in 2 years. and a finish with a shotgun suicide wouldn't be too bad

>>614172417
Probably worth it considering how much time you'd have for fun during those two years when you don't have to do school/work anymore. Also, these are some of your best years anyway, once you get old, life sucks more.

Of course, you'd be kinda obligated to do something good with all that money. Like fight for social improvement.

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>>614174946
i love you

>>614173928
its hypothetical you inbred cum gargling mongoloid piece of shit fucking autist, just play along or dont post

>>614174940
There are two kids who were left a billion dollars but the don't get a cent until like 2021. Some bank right now is busy stealing every cent that that can from that account. They won't even show the kids' legal guardian how much is in it. She has no legal authority (they claim) and no money to sue them.

>>614175004
taxevasion and immunity from the law

>>614172417
I'd do it, get the money, build my own mini country, tell original offerer to get fucked

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would make the deal and fuck pic related everyday for the next 2 years then die fucking her

I would buy my own lab higher a bunch of scientists somewhere in a desert where i would then start developing a way to travel to other solar systems in a reasonable time and then i would proceed to get off this fucking planet of corrupt capitalism filled with greedy people who think of nothing but money and don't care about other people in the least bit.

>>614175324
That's what contracts are for

>>614172417

>After that you are required to an hero using any method you want.
>required
>with 1 trillion

You'd have a hard time spending more than 100 billion without literally buying a fleet of A380s, 787s, your own national airport, and like 5 islands along with all of the cars and mansions you wanted.

I wouldn't an hero. Jews don't follow contracts and with that money nor would I. Call the fucking cops, for $250 billion tops I could have the entirety of Spetsnaz as my personal body guards not to mention a massive Army, Navy, and Air Force stocked with SU-35s, T-50s, Kirovs, and all sorts of shit to wreck anyone that tried to "follow up" with with the 'deal'.

>>614174940
thats pretty awesome

>>614175590
>higher
good thing you'd have to an hero. one less retard in the world

>>614174940
Your kid would hate you for being an egotistical prick from beyond the grave. If they amounted to any thing they'd resent you their whole lives for being forced to constantly live in your mysterious shadow. Except the one who cuts all ties with the family and refuses anything to do with your legacy.

In any case you are a prick. A dead overbearing prick.

>>614175590

all that with the power of money that you got

>>614175559
Never understood the John Lennon psychosis. Same with the Facebook kid. You can fuck anyone you want and you go Asian? WTF

>>614172417
Use money to start ww3 - kill planet and everything on it - look down on ruins and ashes
>Job well done
Who gives a fuck if I live after that.

>>614175590
Butt mad bruh?

>>614175590
>higher

>>614172417
>Spend money on bullet proof skull
>Shoot self in head
>Live the rest of my life rich

>>614175638
Contracts require expensive lawyers to enforce. That's why they're screwed right now

>>614175719

Shit I forgot about immunity from the law.

Yeah I'd definitely just fund a private military and rape DC and New York assuming it's the US that funded the party. With that much money you could fuck anyone you want and with the lawlessness rape the rest.

Definitely just rape and pillage. Free graphene supercomputers for everyone once the Jews are gone. IBM's building in NYC would be the only one left standing.

>>614176060
you have a trillion dollars, i dont think lawyer fees will affect you

I would buy Canada and turn it into an amusement park

>>614174786

>pay off parents

You mean rape the mother and kill the father?

Maybe father rape is fun too, shouldn't that be worth trying at some point?

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i would buy out all the radio active material in the world and drop "A bombs" in every major city (50 "A bombs in the US, one for every state). i would probably be dead from radiation poisoning by the time i get to 2 years.

>>614176047
Lel

>>614175719
Why do you all have to be so fucking autistic? Just play along to the rules..
>hurr durr no I has bodyguardz

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>>614176256

no

>>614175820
well, faggot, considering i'm asian, my choice isn't very surprising. but if i had to choose from another race, probably kate beckinsale

>>614172417
>set up trust for kid
>set up trust for gf
>pay off my Dad's dept
>offer him $100,0000 to divorce my mom
>party my face off and travel the world
>bang tons of Hotties
>After 2 years, kill myself
>most likely poison

>>614176328
>EdgyAsFuck.png

>>614175590
>don't care about other people
>plans to abandon everyone to live by himself

>>614176449

>Why do you all have to be so fucking autistic?

Why? You've already said to be lawless for the two years.

>Just play along to the rules..

Call the fucking cops. Russia charges the US like $30 Million per astronaut to ride a Soyuz, worst case after 999 Billion is spent raping and pillaging I could just hijacks the ISS.

You're the fucking faggot.

>>614176588

dubs don't lie

>Buy guns and ammo worth for 100k
>Kill as many filthy politicians, bankers and journalist as i can
>Give rest to charity.

>>614176736
youre also a faggot, you have to an hero, no way around it, stop being an aspie fuck

>>614176766
No. No they don't. Checked.

>>614176511
Well Asian, you don't have to choose from another race. However why limit yourself? Go for what you like though. Somebody's gotta fuck them. I still don't get Lennon and that Zuckerberg kid. Millions and Billions, respectively and 1) they settle down with one woman 2) the woman is Asian

That shits bananas

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>>614176989

>youre also a faggot, you have to an hero, no way around it, stop being an aspie fuck

No I don't. Come get me pig.

>>614172800
This.

>>614172417
Easy peasy all close friends and relatives become billionaires donate est to charities after paying a teriminally ill individual for a sky diving knife fight to the death
Geranimo"
Id be dead by the weekend fuck two years.

>>614177153
Meanwhile the rest of the sane world looks at you wonders 'why would he limit himself like that'. Oh well, more master race asian booty for us.

>>614172800
1 trillion really isn't a lot

>>614177273
Wow. Did you take lessons to get this cool?
How can I be as cool as you?

>>614177273
wow, the autist is strong in this one.

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>>614172417
>finance massive racial purges around the globe
>in two years, nig nogs and sand nig nogs are nearly extinct
>boost project to build a viable settlement on mars (won't get nearly there in two years, but groundwork is set)
>encourage old-school education, with fair but tough teachers, rekindling definitions of decency, hard work, education and self-improvement
>bring back good style in clothing, speech and behaviour
>feminism obliterated in a wave of properly educated, clever and self-confident men and women
>sodomy is a criminal offense again
>corporations are reshuffled, split up and broken down so that instead of managers and soulless bookkeepers smaller, better companies are run again by engineers, doctors and passionates
>we have good and beautiful cars again which don't broke down in a few years to meet P/E ratio target
>good things, including computers, appear on the market as soon as they are invented instead of when old stocks of over-produced garbage is sold out
>pharmaceutical companies #rekt as well, cures for most malaises are produced and are available on a market now, putting focus on longevity and improvement of quality of life, among those vat-grown limbs
>financial system reduced and simplified so you can't do anything more complicated than forward swaps and hedging contracts
>go down in a blaze of glory, leading personal assault on one of the last bastions of nig nogs or during purging Sweden (which will be later known as War of Cucks)
>have myself shot by my most trusted lieutenant
>people around the world go into frenzy over my loss, vigorously extinguishing last vestiges of the old rot
>the wheel of progress is put now in motion and will continue under its own momentum
>my trusted lieutenant is put in charge and oversee completion of my plan, driven by guilt he strives to do it to the best of his abilities
>mankind reaches for the stars
>colonises Proxima Centauri in a few centuries
>mfw I will be remembered forever by Humanity

>>614177590
You know what I don't like about Asian chicks? Their fucking rude ass attitudes. I'm white but I grew up in Seoul and Taegu Korea. I know a little about this topic. Asian guys are fairly chill. The women are cunts. I prefer Latinas.

nigga fuck yea id take that offer
fuck 2 years dude im 20 now instead of finishing college and looking out for a shit job with shittier pay and eventually contemplate suicide, why not spend those 2 years living like no tomorrow (literally)?

one dude said 1.3bil per day. if you have that much money to spend, you can spend a fuck ton, 1.3bil is yes a lot of money but its not impossible to spend it...
a yacht and a belair estate every day and some cars or save up for a month and buy a fucking country or the top 5 most expensive monaco properties...

so yea id take the deal, and then anhero with nitrogen asphyxiation

>>614172417
yeah, no. why the fuck would I sacrifice decades of life, happiness, and health for 2 years of frivolous spending?

>>614177605
A trillion is more than most people can comprehend. The richest person ever had less than 100billion

>>614173192
it's an outrageous hypothetical situation you fedora-tipping neckbeard.

>>614178042
That's a busy two years. Little right-wing, but I like it.

>>614178042
>good clothing
Implying that even matters, and isn't subjective as fuck
>sodomy illegal
Which definition of sodomy?
>cars, and other products in general, break down because there are too many people, those people need jobs, hey presto, let's make our shit out of crisps and liquid shit so we can maintain it for a hefty fee and keep selling new ones. Although you did kill all the nigras

Otherwise nice one

>>614178091
well fuck. no wonder you don't like them. get to know other asians. i'm asian and even i think koreans are rude ass fucking dicks. both male and female

Use 9/10 of trillion to buy nukes, an hero via nukes scattered across the planet. Use 100billion to have all the fun as richest man in the world.

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>>614178943
>Implying that even matters, and isn't subjective as fuck
Oh, it does, and it isn't.
Style is contemporary.

>>614179273
Lol I'll be sociable to one if I get the chance. I'll give them a chance. I Honestly have nothing against the race itself. Can't tolerate a rude cunt though.

>>614173626
this. you are a genius.
I chose to die by old age. You are not breaking the contract.

>>614172417
nope

>>614179648
You were born in the wrong century, weren't you?

>>614180224
old age is not a method

>>614173124
You should just an hero now.

I would issue short term bonds to investors at a premium rate, I'm going to die in 2 years so I won't need to pay them back and they'll see that I have a trillion dollars so they'll be reassured they'll get back their investment. Once I've attracted a number of investors I would then purchase as many shares as I could in certain industries. I would flood the demand for said industries which would increase the supply. I would hold onto these investments until I've made a profit and then sell them all at once .

The next thing I would do would be purchasing as many homes as possible with my money. I would hire the best negotiations firm to negotiate with owners and banks to get the homes for the lowest price possible. Then I would sell to the Chinese for

Mfw when I would have ruined america economy and sold the majority of homes to the Chinese. Millions would he homeless.

Whatever money I have remaining I would invest in the education in my home country. I would try and work out a program where university or college is free for any student with a 75% GPA.

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>>614172417
Fuck yeah. Sign me up.

>>614179648
Okay contemporary is a better word, deciding which style is "good" is still an arbitrary decision. For example, I thoroughly enjoy the skimpy way chicks dress these days, but I'm sick of sagging pants on niggers and wannabes for instance.

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>>614178042


I think I saw something like that in an anime once.

>>614180813
Haha, where I live, college is already free if you do well on the exams at the end of high school

>>614180707
Only in the sense that "old age" isn't what you would find on any death certificate. My grandfather died of "old age" but the coroner's report had a long list of medical terminology basically saying heart failure preceded by yada yada. But for the purposes of this thought experiment, it could be

>>614180813
How I would die would be taking a jet as high as It could go and them jumping into the ocean. No parachute nigga

>>614173192
Yeah, we're all adults and wear fedoras

>>614181459
I wish I lived in a Scandinavian country :(

>>614172417
yesh anon, would launch myself to the moon with 1,000,000,000,000 kg of kobalt blue pigment so yall have some thing to look at and remember me by

>>614181774
thus explode on the moon and make the whole thing kobalt blue. fucking nice isnt it

>>614181073
>enjoy the skimpy way chicks dress these days
you're half of the problem for following carnal plebeianism
another half is females not respecting themselves enough to dress well.
nothing personal against you, however, it's hard to blame anyone in our day and age.