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>>613534332
rip
>>613534919
Apple Juice
>>613534865
>best of 4chan
>posts tumblr
>>613534865
PONY CUM JAR PROJECT.......hell no, way too far!!!
>>613534771
top kek
>>613534982
lol that trhead was glorius indeed
>>613534332
Hahahhaahhha THAT WAS ME
>>613534332
what the fuck is the glowing shit tho??
>>613535189
lol
>>613537157
Was a glowstick
>>613537157
He emptied a glowstick.
>>613536602
still one of the best greentext i have read
>>613537578
ultra kek
>>613537122
Proof.
>>613535917
hello newfriend
>>613534982
10/10
>>613535047
Ladies and gentlemen, this is how phobias are born.
>>613537794
Dont know how id do that not like i have any of that shit anymore. Even got a new keyboard since then.
I'm going to have a "Best of 4Chan" thread here in a little while. I ate half of a tub of French Onion dip that was expired and now I have my nova-hot laptop on my stomach boiling that shit.
Already my farts are like hell.
Holy shit
>>613538285
Oh fuck, my stomach is churning. I think I might die.
I'm already sweating and clenching, not long before I assplode.
>>613538285
>>613538574
go take a shit and post results
>>613536663
get the fuck in here we are solving a mystery
>>613536602
Absolutely marvelous sir! 12/10
>>613536089
"go fuck a whore"
-"im trying"
gets me evertim
>>613538855
Neil one is better, but this was pretty close.
>>613540046
Good thing euros are worthless
>>613537451
did he die?
>>613538016
Master of keks
Never laughed that hard on 4chan
>>613536089
bitch looks like a female Gaben
>>613539458
well if the pigeon doesnt fly just grab it and throw it out
>>613540210
good thing they are still worth more than US$
>>613535047
so if i buy apple juice bottles and i put it in places around my school it will explode?
Does anyone have pics of that thread a few years back when an anon fucked a skull from the Catacombs? One of the greatest threads of all time
>>613541412
angry moot is angry
>>613541036
you have to ferment them first
>>613540927
who is he anyway
>>613541395
Here you go anon.
>>613541618
if i hide them somewhere in school for a week it might ferment overtime itself
how long to ferment? how to speed fermentation?
>>613536602
110/10
would read again
now your a crowleader
>>613537636
how to get friends
>step 1: be extroverted
>step 2: dont be ugly
>(optional) step 3: dont be creepy
>>613537412
Gets me every single time.
>>613540316
He later woke up dead and glowing in hospital from eternal bleeding, surviving with minor injuries.
>>613537791
I cringed into the next dimension
>>613539273
What the fuck I missed him?
Is that shopped?
Has he really listened to it almost 100,000 times now?
Revolver Ocelot
>>613542767
>mfw
>>613538233
what was that shit?
>>613542135
>be me
>introverted
>People at work who try to force their friendship on me hates me
fuck off cunts. Back off you are coming on too strong and it just leaves a bitter taste in my mouth and just make me push you away more.
>those work mates start to dislike me
>kek.jpg buthurt fags
>i just want to do my job plz fuck off
I was never mean to them just anti social and prefer my space when its break time. But I do make small talk just not conversations.
>>613541950
>>613541950
Add yeast to it.
Simply add bread into the apple juice and seal.
It needs to be sealed because fermentation is an anoxic process (meaning it cannot work in the presence of oxygen.
>>613542679
>woke up
>dead
Pick one
>>613539273
Why
>>613542679
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
>>613541628
Basement Dweller
>>613543293
He just likes the song.
>>613534332
I Fucking Love Bioshock.
>>613543334
close but ya missed the three
>>613543334
>doubles advocate
That would be me.
>>613542900
yes. hes still at it. last time i saw him timestamp it only had 50-60k plays. he played it several times between timestamps in the same thread too
I love this shit.
Oldie but Goldie...
Who comes up with such ideas btw?
>>613541588
i miss moot. when will he come back?
also nice dubs
>>613543715
God bless that autistic bastard.
It's not even a matter of Linkin Park being a shitty band, I don't understand how you can listen to one song, and only THAT fucking song that many times.
This truly is advanced autism.
>>613542900
pre sure u can edit that shit to what ever number u want
>>613543060
thank you
>>613544482
You're too smart to browse /b/.
>>613544482
>u
I have the feeling you're not very intelligent.
>>613534332
he drew it on with a glow stick you fucking idiots, this is why 4chan is fucked, newfags or not you are all fucking retarded, reply to me and h8 m8 i bet you will
>>613544035
Fuck man. This girl would had made a good dom wife.
I would hate fuck her damn it
>>613544585
tanks m80
when i think of good 4chan shit i think of this kind of shit
greentexts are garbage and only funny on reddit
>>613534332
Probably died:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu5jc5OrxP4
Crazy motherfucker.
>-grabs him by the throat-
>-stabs him in the balls-
10/10 cringe every time
>>613544987
forgot >>613536089
>>613534982
kekd
>>613536089
>harpoon that poon
im dying
>>613534865
>epic
>cringe
pick one
>>613539273
oh my god its him
>>613539273
anyone have the full screenshot?
>>613545276
my god his face WTF is wrong with his eyes?
>>613540742
I laughed so hard i LITIERALLY shat myself
>mfw
>>613537687
And /b/ can't even count tot 10
>>613537478
that IS good
pickles for life
>>613539273
the absolute madman never stops..
something old school from 2004
>>613547608
Got more?
>>613542135
>be me
>introverted
>married and have three kids = don't need or want friends
>just want to go along to get along
>don't make waves
>try to be nice
>extroverts keep getting in my face
>I try to kindly say that's not my style
>they think I'm an asshole
>idgaf
>sit by myself at lunch
>I'm happy
You extroverts think way too much of yourselves. Maybe we are by ourselves because we DON'T like your company. Fuck off!!!
>>613542452
likely story
entertaining however
>>613538855
Not even close to neil. I do prefer the term "tard guard" to tard wrangler though.
>>613542135
>don't be creepy
I can't fucking stress this enough, I'm good looking, average height and social but sometimes I say the weirdest shit or stuff that's too autistic. Also keep sexual thoughts only between you and your soulmate. Don't tell anyone who isn't a soulmate.
>>613548154
Why do 40 something year old white people talk in such a cringeworthy manner?
>>613544488
And a "Allahu Akbar",to you my friend.
>>613548570
I bypass the creepy by being the awesome story guy. /b/ can beat them, but out there in the real world it's a whole other thing.
>>613539313
Fucking gold.
>>613544431
I lose my shit every time.
>>613548154
You're a cunt.
>>613549468
If so then why do people try to be my friend?
>>613549984
For the chance you'll spare them when you shoot up your office, probably.
>>613550272
This. You're a cunt. I'm a massive extrovert. We're not talking to you to piss you off. We're trying to be friendly.
>>613542924
>Revolver Ocelot
Revolver Ocelot
magnificent.
>>613542974
introvert here. would much rather real conversation over small talk that shit is the worst
>>613548154
A couple of my best friends are incredibly introverted, and I have a wider circle of friends that include people ranging from a little to very introverted.
I'm very extroverted myself, and I enjoy making friends with people, or meeting new people. It's always the same with introverts when you befriend them. At first, they kind of brush you off, then they get a bit uncomfortable or suspicious. As you keep being friendly though, they become less suspicious, and then eventually they open up to you. I find people like that make the best friends since they really value friendship, and I expect they appreciate the time and effort put into befriending them.
>inb4 they're not really introverted if they make a friend
There are a couple of people where I work who come in, work quietly alone, eat quietly alone then go home, without talking to anyone more than the bare minimum. I'm friends with both those people, and just about the only one they interact with when it comes to non-work related mcgubbins.
>>613551755
That's different, this other dude is getting pretty tumblerina about it. THIS IS CONVERSATION RAPE, IM CALLING XANGA.
>>613534332
Does this kill the b/tard?
>>613550537
>trying to be friendly
>feeling free to make someone obviously uncomfortable
And I'm the cunt
>>613546953
>forgetting may 3rd 2013
>>613552098
Haha, fair play. Also, what's Xanga? 'Manager' but less offensive since it doesn't contain 'man'?
>>613552332
Yes, you are. You introverted cunt. If you're not comfortable, then stay home you fucking hermit fucker.
>>613552529
You're either far too young for /b/, or far too old.
>>613552761
I don't know what Xanga is either. Is it an anime thing?
>>613552761
>>613552973
Just looked it up, not something I've heard of in this country. It's some kind of social media site
>>613544058
you replying to that is an even more advanced form of autism
>>613553058
Its what every twelve year old girl had instead of Facebook back in 2001. Like a liveblog
>>613539273
Fuck! I missed him!
>>613548747
Just regression to the mean, folks.
>>613552542
So someone who just would like to do a good job and support his family is a fucker?
>>613552332
Being an introvert doesn't mean you have to be socially fucking inept. Quit being a cunt.
May the Force be with you.
Personal favorite
>>613554180
Why should I interact socially with people if I don't like it?
>>613539273
thats a good song.
Buckle up fuckers, commencing dump
>>613539273
>edgy
Sweet jesus anon, why do you still insist on one goddamn song!
3/6
4/6
5/6
>>613554843
You shouldn't and all these extroverts telling you that you should are the real cunts. I'm also highly introverted and have found in some ways it's an asset. I recently had to make a job change which required a move. Needless to say I was a stranger in a strange land. Being introverted though it really didn't bother me. I have my family for human contact and I think I acheive being friendly with people at the office. For the most part I keep to myself and people seem to accept it. If someone asked me to lunch I go and try to be nice but that doesn't happen much and everyone pretty much leaves me alone which I prefer. If someone gets to pushy I normally put them off by saying I'll consider it. You consider being anything. When I don't come back they normally get the message. Life's good here in my own world.
>>613536170
He was def a samefag posting that reply so quick. kek it was probably you trying to look cool so you saved it to post and try to make a popular maymay
>>613544817
Fucking amazing
>>613539273
>93563
And he's still listening to it.
All times classic... The one and only....
"The Pooping Bandit"
>>613554140
Oh my fucking god
>>613555855
good fucking story m8
>>613536170
touché
Personal Favorite
>>613539273
Shouldn't Linkin Park be aware of him by now?
>>613535047
I was just about to ask if anybody had that, it always makes me kek.
Thankyou, good sir / lady dude.
>>613555855
MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT
>>613555855
didnt happen tho
>>613556181
I wondered where it came from, the old lickaroo
R/4chan
>>613538233
What was it
>>613543334
Ricky when did you get a computer you greasy bastard knowmsaynn
>>613554857
pleb cunt
