Once upon a time there was a nigger.

He looted his own city because nigs gonna nig

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Until one day, he saw the most beautiful watuhmelon in all of masters fields

But this nigger lost his arm in the baltimore ape riots

One nig ht he was nigging in a liquor store

>>612985187

He was singing the song of his people as he looted and pillaged: "OHH JUMP DOWN TURN AROUND PICK A BALE OF COTTON"

A brave and noble policeman arrived

in a yellow van.

His pants sagged some more as he ran to the white girl walking down the dark street

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>>612985354
He yelled at the top of his lungs "Nigguh, yo betta gi' me dat tree fiddy!"

>>612985354
She stopped, startled, as the gorilla of a nigger approached.

Another nigger came rushing towards him

She dropped her panties and awaited that glorious black cock

>>612985508

Suddenly, horror struck their faces. As the large figure came into view, it was clear now as to what happened as a 500 ft tall beast from the paleolithic era emerged.

The god damn Loch Ness Monster had tricked us again

he didn't notice, but there was a chikun by the dumpster nearby...

I hate niggas and gooks

The lochness monster cried

From another street corner came a rival gang, they saw the white girl and wanted it for themselves...the rival gang beat their chests and jumped drastically to show dominance

he saws that chikun and ran over grabbed it by its neck ripped it's head off covered himself in it's blood screaming ooga booga to his Haitian loa spirit animal the silver back porch monky

the chikun beckoned...

I was in spacejam with dat other nignog

Eventually, due to the recursive nature of cultural evolution, the police officer ironically killed the black man with several meta memes from The Internet.

At last, a chinese person appeared. He had no hair on his head, and was dressed in a rather squeaky latex suit. His lipstick was sparkling in the mild summer night, as he pouted and spread his knees...

as the gook rolled a tin can down the stairs to give the nignogs anew cooler asian name like tink tonk bang

>>612986349
He proceeded to have sex with the chicken right in the middle of the crossfire of both the nignog (who was raping the white girl while shooting) and the rival street gang

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He then said, "Thanks Lori"

And turkey punched her the jugular

A singular god makes a realm of pure energy for other lesser gods to play in, and over the epochs of time the realm starts to succumb to entropy and realm starts resemble our own early universe. And the lesser gods begin to battle over how the universe should take shape.

and said dindunuffin

Meanwhile, on 32,000 ft, a 747 soars overhead. The Sino-African captain was just enjoying his mayonaise slurry, when his Mexican co-pilot alerted his attention. The radar showed the plane was in close proximity of a giant feminist frequency transmitter station. Agneeto Sharkozian was lecturing about Great White Shark privilege and Misantropy on Trumpler. The captain was intrigued and changed altitude, and warmed his slurry between his strong, Sino-African calves. Meanwhile on Nignugger land below...

this but with computer animation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P40CC9T91Bc

>>612986890
go to bed, will

As if by magic, Ray William Johnson started to make a podcast about the happenings in the street, from his secret hideout, just behind the dumpster. His hot, but slightly retarded AZN grrlfrrnd Anna Akana, spotet her chance to finally garner the attention she craves and promote herself from being a failed actor and designated cumdumpster, to rape victim. She rans towards dem nigs while she removes her clothes in a rather tardy fashion.

Boom!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1ngAJjhic0

Can someone compile all the comments into a story

>>612989713

With the right amount of creativity anything is possible!

But it would probably contain the word 'nigger' in it, so it wouldn't make the best pixar film...

Bump I'm a summarize this

>>612991667
just change it to a chimp

Part one: I summarized this for a kids audience guys, just so we can send it to pixar and hope for acceptance

Once upon a time there was a thief of dark skin orient.
he could not keep his hands off of anything, as you see he was a slave, and a thief
His skill and cunning led to him looting the whole city, he was just that good.
This was the life he lived until, One day, the thief gazed his eyes upon the masters watermelon field, and saw a watermelon of true beauty, a watermelon that shone in the feilds with a small glimmer
Alas the thief was not ready to steal from his masters field, as he was still suffering from the loss of his arm in the slave riots.
So he left and headed to the liquor store (for the adults) on the way singing the song of his people as he looted and pillaged every house on the way.
An Officer of the law, known for his bravery noticed the misdeeds of the thief, and that he was about to aim for a nice young lady.
the officer ran so fast he struggled to hold onto his pants, yelling for the thief to hand back all the stolen property.
But to no avail one of the theifs friends was awaiting him and started running towards him, the officer afraid yet standing his ground, until, he noticed that the theifs friend was the lochness monster.
The lady shocked out of her pants, barely contained herself
The thief notices food from a nearby dumpster and quickly pounces on it as fast as a puma.
The lochness monster screamed that he hated both the officer and the thief, and that he was indeed no friend of either party
A rival gang of various animals and people come out of the corner display dominance and try to join in on the fight

>>612993241
should I continue, or did I shit on it?

guys, im crying. This is so beautiful