You have to make a commercial. Gotta include a demonstration dawg.

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>>611944993
that is the smallest of the 7 i refuse to put any inside me.

>>611945114
put them in your dog

>>611945247
He might kill me.

>>611945325
Not if you kill him first

>>611945441
with what, raw dildo power?

>>611944851
lets see them all

>>611945577
Raw dildo power will kill us all

Also I missed last thread, can someone fill me in?

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>>611944851
OP do you have the billing address?
Also post 'em all.

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>>611946148
incoming

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>>611946443

Im going to try to sell them for like 20$ a pop.

>>611944851

wait what happened? i missed all of this. fill me in OP

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>>611946682
All started with this.

>>611946809
>>611946682

that's fucking hilarious. that faggot must have spent $100+ on dildos for him

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>>611944851

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=102YjqAun74

OP, you look better with short hair, keep it that way

Just sayin

>>611947040
Ive heard that alot, i dont know how to feel about it yet.

>>611946976
I was thinking the same thing, who is the tard that drops 100$ on trolls.

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>>611946682
Ahh thanks

So have you ever heard of the dick farm OP? Cuz that's what you need to do.

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>>611946809
Oh wow, they made him look less of a faggot.
I'm impressed by OP delivering.

>>611947183
A /b/tard with no life (like most of us) but that has a job (unlike most of us)

Quite perplexing

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There is so many dildos, i dont know what to do with them.

>>611947724
put them in nostril

>>611947724
Hand them out on the street.
The gift that keeps on giving.

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>>611947724
You might have trouble trying to sell 2nd hand sex toys, but I don't know...

I'm laughing too hard at this.

Give one to your mom

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>>611947724
Put them back in the box, put each box in someone's mail box.

>>611948205
they were all still in bubble wrap, they are brand new guys.

>>611948203
kek
donate it to the homeless

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>>611945247
>>611945325
>>611948203
Idk OP he looks ready

>>611948203
Make a slingshot (or buy one) and use them as ammunition.

This thread is fucking hilarious. Also good on you op for delivering on the shave

put em in ya dogs butt

>>611948804
I want to beat people up with these things and get arrested for it, so the cops have a funny story.

make a cake with it inside, and give it as a gift to a kid, or someone else inb4 underage shit

Become DILDO-MAN, hero to all and protector of none! Give cold hard justice in the form dildo beat downs!

Alright I'll elaborate on the dick garden.
1) Go to garden
2) Dig holes
3)Bury all but the tip of the dildos in the garden
4) Go out daily and water them in full view of your neighbors
5)Every few nights go out and pull them a little further up so it looks like they're growing
6) ????
7) Profit

Hey mc lars guy

>>611948706
Dude, The dog wants!!!!

DELIVER!!

>>611949360
im loling. i need to make a costume for this.

>>611949507
IF i had neighbors who cared id so do this. would be hilarious.

>>611949730
I think that if they saw you burying dildos it might peak their interest

>>611949507
if this isn't genius I don't know what is

>>611950237
Well good point. but i do want to try to sell these, i know its not gonna be easy but meh.

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>>611949507
I think this is the one.

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>>611950460

>>611950460
Sell them wherever. If you can get it put on a children's toys market (I heard they exist) 10/10
If not, just mistitle them on amazon/ebay to something hilarious. Can't come up with anything