>>611805769
I shit you not, that guy was me. Holy fuck she has a boyfriend? To prove it, she has a flower tattoo above her ass.

>>611805769
>>611805975

Samefag

continue?

that picture is a mindfuck

>>611805769
tell your roommate, unless you hate him.
Be a bro, not a faggot. Or maybe both. If he's cute.

>>611805769
That guy has a hot body. Also, samefag.

>>611805769
I AM DRUNK and i thought that was a dude with a perfect chicks body


>wtf why does that girl have sweet sideburns

>>611806398
Def samefag. Op please bartend yourself to alcohol poisoning

Op dump that bitch. Link some new girls

>>611805769
That picture confused me.

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>>611806677
>sweet sideburns
>sideburns
>sweet

>>611805769
Bros before hoes, chink.

>>611805975
Pics or it didnt happen

>>611805769
That pic is fucking hilarious. Had to stare it like two minutes before i realised what the fuck's going on.

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>>611806398
>>611806761

Not samefagging.

>>611806869
awh babby cant grow hair on his face?

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>>611807089
don't test me motherfucker. You'll regret saying that shit when chewbacca breaks into your house tonight and rapes your mum

>>611806995
At that time the reply way made, thread had 2 posts and 1 poster lol. You are a fag

Is that thing a woman?

>>611805769
I'd fuck the hell out of her.

I'm 47 and I've had lots of roommates over the years. I can't remember most of their names now.
But I damn sure would remember fucking a girl with that body, god damn.

Don't squander your youth, Op. Try to get her to give you some behind his back. It'll be really naughty hot sex and you'll both cum buckets.

>>611806964
Fuck yea dude I was like "That things a girl????" but I looked more closely lol

who is the kid in the pic?

>>611807184
i dont live with my mum but made me laugh thanks


moar pics OP

>>611805769
This is the oddest fucken picture ever.
What is that thing behind this man lady dog creatures ass?

>>611807407
it would be so funny if its hers from a previous relationship lol

blackmail op and fuck her

Tell him faggot

>>611807407
That's my roommate. His girl is hugging him, which is why you can't see her head.
She's a total dime. Her face is better than her body.

>>611807589
probably the results of a previous bathroom hookup

>>611806640
I was also confused as fuck

Don't tell him, bro. When he isn't looking, put your hands down her pants and finger her.

>>611805769

blackmail

Tell him asshole, do you have absolutely no fucking loyalty?

>>611807310
>>611805769
this but then you should tell roomie
claim she got you really drunk or high
something like that

>>611807716
who is the kid behind her ass?

kinda fucked up posting your friend on /b/

just sayin...

>>611808017
Oh. That's our other roommate Sarah. She's a sophomore. Really not that attractive and is a SJW.

>>611807938
>my new roommate
>new

I would tell him but not in front of Stacy

>>611807716
OK Now, for extra points, post a pic with her head on his body.

>>611808286
Still, bros before cheating hoes.

>>611808473
lol, your high school is showing kid. Time to go to bed.

>>611807996
ooh and you should treat her like shit
like actively berate her for mistakes and treat her like she really wants dick
it's obvious that Stacy wants you to do SOMETHING

>>611808582
Sure m8, if it were you, you'd want to know.

>>611805769
TELL HIM

>>611808797
she probably wants OPs dick

she probably wants every dick

I say tell em', might be funny. And it'll get rid of her smug face which will let you sleep better at night

>>611809073
DON'T TELL HIM AND FUCK HER

>>611809214
This. She went into his bar? She fucked a guy in his bar?

She wanted him to know she's a whore. She wants your dick Op.

>>611809288
if he doesn't fuck her he is probably a little tardy

>>611808360
Then do it when she's out of earshot, and post results.

>>611809065
I bet you believe Karma is real, don't you fagot.

slip the information in casually
like

hey i bet roomateanons dick isnt as big as that guy you fucked in the bathroom an hour ago please pass the carrots

see then she wont notice but roomate will be aware of it

sneaky

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>>611809472
No actually, it's called being decent, besides, the roommate will probably do op a solid or at least have his back.

>>611809791
in twenty years you will not remember that you were decent
but in 60 years you will still remember tapping that ass

>>611810211
This
>>611809791
moralfag, get the fuck out. this is the internet hate machine and you don't belong here nigger.

OP got kinda quite..

Something interesting happened?

In what decent bar could you possibly get away with locking yourself in the bathroom with someone of the opposite sex and get away with it.
>I call bullshit

>>611810354
>internet hate machine
/b/ always values friends over whores. Tell your friend and get the scum out of your house.

>>611810616
roommate =/= friend.

You'll learn that once you move out of your mother's house.

>>611805769
that thumbnail dou

>>611810488
Dude.. who said anything about the bar being decent? Obviously it's a fucking dive. Tell us the truth, you've never been in one, right?

>>611810354
>>611810211
Enjoy the herpes you caught from rabid sluts then.

>>611810616
bros over hoes

op either fuck her yourself, or tell him.

>>611810918
virgin. I bet you have a nunchuck collection.

>>611810882
They're all sluts. Condoms exist.

>>611807184
Pat?

>>611810854
Quote the fucking opposite. Probably been in more than all you fags combined. 5-10 mins in a bathroom, yea possibly. Over an hour? Go ahead and take the bait.

>>611810800
Maybe if you don't like him then.
Who lives with an unknown person who's not even a friend? I wouldn't trust someone like that enough to live there.

>>611805769

It took me literally almost five minutes to understand what the fuck was going on in this picture

>>611811102
Even kissing and a blowjob spread sexual diseases. Does someone actually wear a condom for blowjob and kiss with plastic between lips?

>>611811273
You say that without even asking where the fuck they are. There are plenty of places that this could happen around where I live.

>>611811335
hahahahahahaha

>>611805769
Black mail her for a free fuck then tell your roommate.

>>611811102
So you're telling me that absolutely none of her juice gets on your dick with a condom? Have you even had sex, buddy?

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>>611805769
Tell him..wish someone would've told me..

>>611811802
They are all hoes. There, now someone told you. Hope that helps.

>>611811601
twist.... when shes ready to fuck you get your roommate to wait in the closet and fulfill his cuck fantasy.

>>611810211
Nah id remember fucking something and mostly being a fucking asshole, I'd do the right thing and tell him..

>>611811485
You're right. It's much safer for you to stay a virgin and live with your mother until you get married.

>>611811493
Because everybody takes their time in a bar bathroom and fucks for over an hour.

Op here.

She just gave me a blowjob in the kitchen after her boyfriend passed out on the couch. She's in the shower right now.

>>611806853
me too

I'm goin with this entire thread is massive horseshit, I've seen that picture before.

>>611811961
Nah they aren't really. Sorry you've had such shitty relationships, sounds like your a beta/cuck . thanks for telling him tho, sure it helped loads m8.

>>611812308
hope the sideburns didn't itch on your crotch

Just kill her.

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>>611812279
Poor health may have slowed you down. If you are in your prime an hour should be easy mode.

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>>611812588
an hour just isn't enjoyable, fuck that noise

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>>611809508
This. Exactly like this. Post vid after.

Be a bro and tell her you won't tell if she has sex with you.
Tie her to the bed and say "this is for (name of roommate)"
Use a gigantic dildo to fuck her and ruin her for life.

>>611812405
Sorry you got fooled by a few of them. Sucker.

i'd blackmail her for sex, explain all 3 holes gotta be given up, smash her fucking asshole so it hurts and not enjoyable and see how long she sticks around for after, if she kept coming over to you and your roommates place i'd mouth 'all three holes' and hold 3 fingers up when no one else was around or looking and grin like a sadist

>>611805769

Fuck that slutty chick.
Murder your roommate.
Fuck her again.
Wait till she will cheat on you.
Kill her.
Get new roommates.
Repeat.

>>611812308
pics or it didnt happen
also you can show your roomate the pics

>>611812742
An hour with a lame ass amateur is not any better than an hour alone. I bet you don't like breaking a sweat and are a fatty.

>>611812279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHnNIoNUZig

>>611812279
Every fuck on MDMA?

Blackmail her into letting you fuck her whenever you want