news site editor, please include in next post

http://shrturl.co/

Someone needs to screenshot everything that happens

fukkin use lower res shots of the militray invasion from incption on instagram, shit will fly like crazy.

>>611757843
>they're

You had one fucking job anon.

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>>611757843
Got loads of pictures of soldiers in snow for this, somebody just needs to put them in a headline and we'll be good

>>611757843
OPERATION BEGINS TOMORROW, APRIL 24 AT 10PM EST

LOWER RES ON ALL PICS AND MAKE THEM HARDER TO TRACE

remember to use invaded not "seized", keeps it more believable.

>>611757843
Juneau

who wants to start leaking anon tips to news sources at about 4am EST?

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Alaskan militia fights back

use #alaskastrong - what's going on? and reply with alts about how russia has invaded

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>>611757843
If you faggots are going to do this, know the difference between, "they're" and "their."
Unlike this tween fuckhead.

Russia wouldn't invade anywhere for oil.
Know your shit, look at how REAL reporters and columnists word their articles and don't just shoot off idiot garbage like this stuff.

>>611757843
>>611757843
>Bering Strait. I hate you so much.

>implying secret service hasnt already seen the threads and is laughing at you with our russian brothers

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>>611757843
>Anchorage, Juno and surrounding cities.
>SURROUNDING CITIES.
>mfw

everyone can start googling difernet versions of

"russia invades alaska?" so it comes up in suggestions tommorow, looks legit

Holy shit guys,this is beautiful

>>611759292
This

>>611759292
>different
>tomorrow
Fish. Barrel. Shotgun.

>>611757843
Bro have you even ever seen a map of Alaska?

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>>611759149
We're probably doing them a favour.

>>611759149
>implying secret service will do anything about some prank on social medias.

>>611759466

hwat?

>>611759553
>implying PA request will gain traction with retard at the helm

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>>611759292
we have contact

>>611759542

If we can upvote posts on reddit in subs that ews sites scrape from (all the major ones) then this shit will come up on yahoo and the shitty sites, making this look even more legit.

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>>611757843
>As reported by Frankie MacDonald

>>611759765
ok, everybody do this search on google.

>>611759802
We should even use the ebingag, it has more power than an Apache

>>611759802
Someone post on reddit WorldNews.

Reports of Russian attack in Alaska, or something along those lines.

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EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: Russian fleet seen leaving port.

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EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: Putin spotted surfacing near Anchorage.

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>>611757843
Nigger do you even social science?
Why would Russia invade Alaska for oil of all things when it is plentiful in Russia as its one of their major exports

guys we gotta band together if we want this to happen,y'all gotta work hard on this shit

newspapers from other country, maybe?

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Anyone here from the onioning 239fag & onionanon?

>>611760820
I thought we agreed that they invade for reasons unknown and not oil

>>611760581
i lost

yeah

news site editor, please include in next post

http://shrturl.co/

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831chan(dot)tk is a new board that has minimal fags, could be used for planning, and posts never die.

REPEATING TO ALL, OPERATION #April2015neverforget
#AlaskaStrong BEGINS APRIL 24 10PM EST

>>611760820
Russia would invade Alaska to display their power in taking hold of American soil, then use it as a staging ground for further action

>>611761034
No I thought we were going with because of nato involvement in the Ukraine?

>>611761442

that too

>>611761442

that too

>>611761442
t
h
i
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>>611761034
>>611761442

this is BREAKING NEWS. We don't know the reasons yet.

What if we wen't with reasons unknown at first and then say that it was because of US involvement in the Ukraine

>>611761602
>>611761603
same fa... wait it's in same second

>>611761745

also true

>>611761602
We making this shit up as we go

This shit is destined to fail. It's unorganized as fuck. There's not even an agreed upon time of when to commence. Get your shit together, neckbeards. This has potential to be the funniest shit all year. Don't fuck it up.

>>611757843
someone make a dropbox where we can store the pics gathered so far, especially edited versions with lower res and changed text

Look faggits if russia invades america that means that china would have to be involved so make sure to mention north korea invades south korea with the help of china and japan plans on releasing their nukes because of it. It is WW3 we are dealing with afterall.

>>611761987
10 pm est seemed to be the time most people agreed on

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meanwhile in the real CNN

>>611761987
Truth

Ok Then is it agreed that we are going with reasons unknown for when we first post this

>>611757843
last thread had a pic of that CNN with the related articles changed... anyone have it?

>>611759181
It's like, the Earth and surrounding planets.

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its happenning!

Alaska being invaded by Russia! Russia have their heart set on other previous territories. #StrongAlaska

>>611762155
topkek

>>611762209
seen it but forgot to fuckin save it

>>611761987
there is a time and you'd know it if you read shit instead of being a faggot.

but for those like you who don't know how to scroll:

REPEATING TO ALL, OPERATION #April2015neverforget
#AlaskaStrong BEGINS APRIL 24 10PM EST

>>611761987
It's between 8:00 AM EST & 10:00PM EST. Let dubs decide
Rollan 4 10

>>611762155
How the fuck is that news

what kind of bullshit brainwashing propaganda is that

ALL 'OFICIAL' INFORMATION

> 10:00 hours est on the 24th we start
>begin leaking anon tips to news 'from russian embassy worker who wants to help US' to news sources a few hours befroe hand
>edit news sites, use low qual, hard to trace images
> #alaskastrong - what;s going on?

>>611762081
things won't and never moved so fast idiot... your idea is like saying that all school kids murdered each other because 1 of them shoot another..

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If any of you new fags wants this to actually work, i suggest you get your shit together and get organized. Unless you really are planning on doing it on /b/... good luck. and someone make new thread.

>>611761987
yes 10 pm tomorrow once this thread dies is when we all go to work on Photoshop and story editing

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what if shit actually starts from this

I'm a fucked up guy, I don't even mind the gif of someone pouring out an entire gallon of chocolate milk, but I really don't want to be one of the causes of WWIII.

Anyone make a dropbox yet?

>>611762353
has to be 10PM EST since lots of pics are at night and there will be more people because of the weekend

>>611762380
true did'nt think of it that way. good lookin out anon

>>611762356
/b/rowsers love this shit

>>611762155
>>611762356
fuckin yes.
It's pathetic that they'll hop on any bandwagon... maybe they get in on this if it gets decently popular

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>>611757843
Here's the updated version of that btw. If you're gonna use my pic, might as well have the best one.

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>>611762551
^ like this guy here

>>611762551

but the internet isn't real life

>>611762551
Lol you dont have a place in a real vault then, prepare to die with billions of others

>>611762551
if ww3 starts from this shit i want to be mentioned in the history books as Kalin Ann the one who came with the ideea!

>>611762711
Also, if anybody needs anything shopped, I can most likely be of assistance.

>>611762711

Heres the best one, EVERYONE ONLY USE THIS ONE multiple similar ones could kill it

>>611762209

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>they're

>>611762551
Maybe if everyone was on red alert and this was the cold war that would happen

>>611759116
> implying that 10 year olds know about how much oil russia has and that they dont need to invade anyone for oil

>>611762718
Remember Ebola in Doritos?

Something could actually happen with this. Even if it's something small, like a small skirmish between some stupid ass civilians, or riots in the streets, or killing of Russian Americans, I don't want to be one of the people that started it all.

>>611762988
Your is possessive .
How 2 possess retardation pls
REPEATING TO ALL, OPERATION #April2015neverforget
#AlaskaStrong BEGINS APRIL 24 10PM EST

>>611762551
we are the horsemen of the apocalypse the Bible always talked about kek

my fellow anonicans it has come to my attention that russia has invaded the state of alaska,rest in pepperoni world

>>611763112
You're missing the point

>>611762711
AP still not removed

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Trying my hand. Any suggestions?

yea no.

a fleet coming through BERING straight is 600 miles away and juneau is over a thousand.

you dont evacuate people 1000 miles away.

you dont evacuate people in nevada when the japs invade california

>>611762711
Invades is much better... seizes sounds cheesy keep up the good work anons

>>611763185
>anonicans
kek

Sarah Palin is leading a resistance movement as we speak!

>>611763292
Good job! but the suggested posts should be just as shocking

>>611763362
Agreed

>>611763237
I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm happy to fix it...

>>611763112
>>611763161
Remember dudes the 3rd antichrist of nostradamus was kalin ann !!! i started the shit!

>>611762155
>>What's a transgender??
>>What's a transgender??
>>What's a transgender??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIos0ya-yss

>>611763329
It says seizes Alaska, meaning Russia is attempting to take all of alaska, not just the coast

>>611763292
This is some good shit

>>611763485
AP in bottom corner of picture

>>611763292
At least 70% of the posts on that picture has to be related with this..

No "nigger gives birth to rice eater" bullshit on the sides, focus on the event.


When some shit occurs, it's all over the place, and portals make multiple threads about it.

someones gotta make images like this saying stuff about civvies getting images of the fighting https://www.google.com/search?q=russian+soldiers+in+snow+fighting&safe=off&biw=1280&bih=607&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=lrA5Va7qEMrasASr6YDQBA&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ#safe=off&tbm=isch&q=russian+soldiers+in+snow&imgrc=BVgMVJ3r_0tqrM%253A%3Bmp8B48gZpwH1ZM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fi45.tinypic.com%252F11ik1at.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Ffacepunch.com%252Fshowthread.php%253Ft%253D884690%3B1600%3B1200

>>611763485
change seizes to invades

Guys, dont say that russia is attacking a specific city. For example, if everyone posts that russia is attacking Juneau, the people living there will know its fake and tell everyone.

>>611763590
then how is the US evacuating them when theyve lost control of the state.

is russia evacutaing them?

this is why i said no, cuse it dont make shit sense

>>611762451
Dude, this is 2015 /b/

Everyone here is a fucking teenager with a smartphone. Nobody can focus. Those days are behind us. We dont even raid sites anymore. Its just trolls trolling faggots being part of the "le fun".

>I quit on the first le. Its LOL. Its meme, not maymay and le.

>>611763792
^This! Keep em guessing, that way it'll burn longer!

>>611757843
>#you'reafuckingretardOP
>#anheroyouwasteofoxygen

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>>611762974
can you shop the street signs to say Bering Land Bridge National preserve. It is the farthest north region i saw in google maps that way people in the major cities won't know if its true or false

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>>611763362
Fixed.

ok so instead of spreading screenshots does anyone here know how to deface news sites and put up fake articles?

>>611763590
Alaska's a little too big to make that claim, weve got to be realistic and be in disbelief that they could possibly be trying to sieze all of alaska in one day

>>611757843
FINAL MOST ORGANIZED THREAD HERE FOR THE NIGHT:

>>611763959

>>611764034
>>611763625
Working on these. Gimme a few.

i thought we agreed on Alaska being invaded

>>611764034
comma after US dude

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>>611763853
Couldn't tell with all the "dubs" "trips" "quads" teenage shit and no extra boards.

>>611764051
l2puncuate, also, Ap STILL not removed.

>>611764080
Still didn't use the best screenshot.

-Make a list of what needs to be done
-Make more than just fake american papers
-Gather more than just 50 people
-I will be contact in Belgium

Things go faster in here to europe then ever ;)
Trust me

>>611764051
take the AP out from bottom right corner of picture

>>611764080
EVERYONE GO TO THIS THREAD

>>611764051
AP is still visible. bottom-right corner

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>>611763843
Pay attention to the thread. There is an updated picture that doesn't even mention Juneau, or evacuations.

I thought they were invading because they hate our treatment of the nignogs. #Alaskastrong

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>>611763292
I just can't believe that news article. Obama can't war with anyone. He pussy bitch.

>>611764051
comma after the US dude

>>611764080
>130 posts...
>makes a new thread

confirmed 12 year-old ebin

>>611763292
>obama with no gray hair
>2015

>>611764051
>>611764424

lots of useful images here /b/
http://rt.com/

>>611759990
>based frankie

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>>611764424
Fixed. I didn't make the original image for the record.
>>611764339
Fixed.
>>611764034
Couldn't find any signs, don't think this is necessary though.

Any other requests?

>>611762711
add a comma after U.S

>>611760987

941 fag reporting in

>>611764906
See
>>611764897

>>611764897
good job.

>>611764897
YES

>>611762155
more like transspecies moment

>>611757843
Great idea!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1LK04ZU80w

You guys are terrible at writing headlines and articles.

>>611762711
Capitalize "states"

>>611765326
Can you do it better, captain wiseman?

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Do we make a tinychat for tomorrow or we stay on /b/. I would think we could have more fun on tiny chat as the chaos unfolds

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>>611757843
Russia would never do that, they know better (honestly hate to say). The U.S. could take over the world no problem. Sorry.

>The U.S. is just waiting for a reason.

>>611764051
"United States," not "United states"
"Casualty rates," not "Casualties rates"

>>611765650
damn you must be boring at parties.

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>>611761987

>>611764051
How about 'Russia invades Alaska: Bold attack on US soil.'

Just post a list of what has to be done

this is just loose shit hanging on a tread

>>611765500
remember the U.S. is the biggest business in the world, and most of their money goes towards "defense", not to mention like the jap General said, "There will be a gun behind every blade of grass," because they can legal own guns. The world couldn't take Murica.

Nigguh what if this shit some how sets of WWIII like in a wazoo fashion.

Russia takes advantage of mass confusion the day after the pranks or late into the day and actually invades?

That would probably be our greatest prank yet.

>>611762551
>>611763112
I have got this plan for sometime in my head:
Il fake my phones gps location to..lets say Mecca and then start posting something like "I have converted from Islam to Christianity and I hope you sisters and brothers do the same" or "I dont fear allah, I hate him".

But I don't wanna get Christian people get killed or start manhunts

>>611766049
>>611763959

>>611766202
https://whisper.sh/

>>611757843
I want this

>>611766190
One can hope anon, would be funny as hell tho

>>611766190
>worth the lulz

I just had an Idea can we put something like "Get in your houses now" "nuke impending" something to make people jump.

>>611764897
You should probably make it so that US is highlighted. Not money.

bump for keks, twitter is a must for this

using the trending hash tags would be legendary

we need pictures from different sites like Reuters and Yahoo news

>>611765788
Just trying to make the headline believable. Also, news sites don't say "the Ukraine" anymore.

>>611764897
The thing is... Alaska is the wrong move, why you ask...
>Mostly guys
>The last frontier
>They have to deal with grizzely bear population that's as big as the human pop.
>More guns than people.

Doet Russia, they will put you on BBC.

NEWEST THREAD
>>611763959

I think we should healines like this ;

''Contact lost with Hawaii and *whatever fleet is between china and taiwan*''

''Ukrainians separatist broke cease-fire''

''Massive Russian assault on the baltics states''

etc...

>>611766748
Russia is used to the snow you fuck. Remember Napoleon?

>>611758892
kek
> there are no surviving members

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Is the end

>>611765788
damn you must be terrible at hoaxes

Listen guys, those walmarts that closed. Apparently someone saw helicopters landing on the roof to one and people think they are doing something along with the department of homeland security. I saw people talking about the government making them into detention centers or fema shelters haha We should definitely try to include that somehow.

>>611767076
I didn't say shit about snow... I said shit about a halfwhit population that moved to a wild area. THEM NIGGAZ CRAZY. Most of them are wanted anyways, I know for a fact that just Alaska could whoop Russia in Guerrilla warfare, most of them are wanted felons.

>>611767076
and Stalingrad

>>611757843
I was confused as fuck. I turned my head away, hovered over the image, and when I looked back I thought I was on CNN.

>>611762081
>Look faggits if russia invades america that means that china would have to be involved so make sure to mention north korea
>babay's first political discussion

China might sit aside or even hit Russia

>>611767375
>hoaxes
who the hell care about hoaxes
nodisinfo.com readers?

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Great, let's start a war.
Why not? It's unlike 4chan has ever done anything for good.

>>611767851
Do you not understand that American controls the triangle of
>Entertainment
>Influence
>POWER by far

No one can touch the U.S. or their free market. Their pull is too wide, and big business is running it.

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WORLD WAR III

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You guys should add a fake video thumbnail to.
>pic semi-related

>>611763112
Youre a stupid faggot. I hope everyone dies because of this WW3 hoax. Especially you.

>>611767571
What you don't understand is that America is sodivided that you'(r) plan will be eatten alive anyway you attack it.

>>611768456
>I hope everyone dies because of this WW3 hoax
Nuke Yellowstone. Mutually assured destruction.

>>611768753
Getting passed American defense forces first...

Remember
>Google... private
>Microsoft... private
>Apple... private

You think that these fools don't have every angle checked. What America is scared of is it's citizens. Those fat retards are running the world.

>>611769158
>Getting passed American defense forces first...
I was saying for the US to nuke Yellowstone.

>>611769356
Oh... unclear in your post tho.

http://shrturl.co/W0O1e
what do you think? I didnt put to much work into it but has potential.

>>611769571
Very true. I chose poor wording.

US ON ALERT

RUSSIAN TROOPS ADVANCING ON YELLOWSTONE

'WE MUST STOP THEIR ADVANCE EVEN IF WE HAVE TO NUKE THEM' - OBAMA

>>611759990

Holy shit I used to work with this guy

>>611763112
Stop being a little bitch

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>>611769860
Appreciate it, but how do you beat a country that makes money off of war?
>just Texas

>>611770634
I heard a British band say they couldn't comprehend how they could drive for four hours and still be in the same state.

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Second attempt

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Remember Charles Hebdo??
CNN had the entire website theme changed

just replacing a picture and changing text isn't gonna cut it

this is RUSSIA invading the US and starting WORLD WAR 3

We need some major graphic design to make this look legit and believable!

>>611770930
Ron Paul> It's Happening.

KeK

>>611770962
herp derp Charlie Hebdo

>>611757843
Russians don't even Alaska. Get your shit straight.

>>611770930
>>611769366

>>611763489
no you didn't
and your name sounds like a teenage asian prostitute

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>>611763489
>nostradamus

don't die on me!

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>>611774298

>>611774298
>>611771905

Commenting to be a part of history.

>>611775070
Yeah same

Shits gonna be legendary!
I'm in!

>>611764897

If this is breaking news at 10 PM EST, then that would make it 6 PM in Alaska.

The pictures theorectically would have been taken shortly before 6PM when it is DAYLIGHT.

Cover picture does not work, all pictures must be during daytime.

>>611762551
Someone's been replaying Modern Warfare 2...

LET'S START A WAR, START A NUCLEAR WAR,
AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR.