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>>611390881
diceman clay

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>>611390881
can't forget jim carrey nigga

Anyone really like Alonso Bodin? Not a lot of people seem to like him but I think his bit about Tiger Woods and his other part about redecorating the house after marriage are great.

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>>611390881
FLUFFY

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The best.

>killing myself because chris rock was posted before pryor or chappelle

>>611390921
All he fucking makes jokes about is eating.

>>611391668
your post makes me cringe so hard

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was gonna post god tier, but decided to level up.

>>611391937
and camping

>>611391533
>TIGER BOUGHT HIS WIFE AN ISLAND
>IF YOUR HUSBAND BUYS YOU AN ISLAND, THE RULES. CHANGE.

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>>611390881
Only god tier in thread. Thanks OP

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>>611391723
legend

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Still the greatest of all time.

Post links to your favourite jokes/specials etc

PFT

>>611392376
hes the most cucked fucking stand up comedian ever. how does anyone on b actually like him? oh wait i said cucked...of course you fucks like him....

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legend tier

>>611392768
>OP requests stand up comics
>Hasn't stood up for almost a year

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>god tier comedians
>no george carlin yet
Let's change that, boys

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>>611392555
trips confirm Bill Hicks is amazing
also, Doug Stanhope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fM-yfymMe4

>>611393077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awXdtQK8bfU
Part 1/5

Bill Burr
Louie CK
Pryor
Carlin
Seinfeld

>>611393386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soJyH7m3dck
Part 2/5

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Ralphie may

>>611393543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVQtRdBS3dk
Part 3/5

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only one man tried to show you huge fucking pussies how to be a MAN, and not let these feminist lesbians win shit. one of my personal heroes. a man ALL straight males can relate to, and follow his example.

RIP

>>291689773
Jo Koy or bust nigga.

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>>611393443
Saw him live in Phoenix on New Years
Dude's fucking funny

>>611391723
No.

>>611393673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVQtRdBS3dk
Part 4/5

>>611393084
ummm

*BA-DUM-BUM TISSSSSSS*

>>611393796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knBCNCfNJSc
Part 5/5

>>611393113
For fucks sake this is a god tier thread, and he was not #1...

>>611390881
Johnny Sacksmo in Jersey/AC. Funniest fucker alive.

>>611393519
This guy had the worst fucking luck. Gone too soon.

>>611391920
>Forgetting Eddie Murphy as a great black comedian.

Rock is garbage tier.

>>611393792
philistine

>>611393700
This guy gets it.

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>>611391367
>>611391472
>>611391668
>>611392087
>>611392768
Fuck off with your shitposting

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i mean... common guys, like fuck

>tom segura

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this guy wrote for richard pryor

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Aries Spears.
Fucking HILARIOUS.

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>>611394196

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I think yall are forgetting the king

>>611394196
>Forgetting Eddie Murphy as a great black comedian.

WAS i think is more apt, anon. WAS a great black comedian.

He also WAS a great comedic actor. Now he's just another worn out has-been shill of b-grade family comedies

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Sebastian Maniscalco

Another funny guy.

>>611393700
I still miss him, the mind of a philosopher inside a comic degenerate, the man was naturally funny.

>>611394578
my nigga

>>611394466
>The Last Nigger on Earth starring Tom Hanks

>>611390881
dane cook

>>611394932
fuckin agreed...Highly underrated.

>>611390881
>>611390881
He's a cuckold so no, Patrice O'Neal is up there. Not always the funniest but spoke truth that was hard to sell

>>611391723
Agreed

>>611394578
Howard Stern 30 years ago?

>Bill Cosby

Forget all the dumb memes and rape jokes, dude was hilarious!

>>611394229
Hicks was little more than an angry cancer patient. Sure he had some good bits, but he's overrated as fuck.

The worst part about hicks is his euphoric pseudo-intellectual fans...infuckingsufferable.

Frankie fucking Boyle

>>611393077
That was very bad. At least the first 10 minutes.

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Any Tommy Buns fans out there?

>>611395284
>Water filter salesman
>comedian

gtfo nigger

DOUG STANHOPE is right there with Hicks and Carlin.

>>611390881
Louis CK is a dumb nigger lover

>>611390881
> God tier
> posts louis ck
The fuck?

Bill Burr for the win.

>>611390881
>god tier cucks
Fixd that for you OP.

>>611392087
dem roidz

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most of you are cunts with no taste or refinement.

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>God Tier
>No Christopher Titus

What in the actual fuck

>>611395243
with the jello pudding and the little butss full of chocolaate log

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>>611395284
Is that Bill Hicks

>>611394717
Word Bills the man

>>611394717
This.

>>611395581
gonna have to say my nigga again

>no jimmy carr

fug y'all niggo's

>>611395584
Is that Vince Offer?

>>611395523
Idk bout Louis haven't heard much from him but yeah Bill Burr is god tier.

>>611395191
>>611395470
>>611395523
>>611395551

>being easily triggered by a mexican ginger

Jim Jeffries is funny as fuck...also bump for Patton Oswald

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>>611390881
John Mulaney

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Not god tier, but in a world of female comedians that think the only way to be funny is to make crude vagina jokes and talk about how women are actually gross, she stands out at least.

>>611395585
I'm serious, though. Listen to some of his old stand up bits from the 70s. He's clean enough your mom would approve, but don't let that turn you off. Dude's legit funny.

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>>611395900
YEAAAHHH!!!! Jim Jeffries

>>611395242
isn't it past your bedtime, lil' fella?

>>611395805
Not even. I just feel like he's a pussy. I can't relate with someone that is sooo..sooo.. cowardly I want to say? Idk man I'm high as shit.

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>>611395246
he was doing standup since he was 15 you poorly educated fuck, so no he wasn't "hurrr durrr he was edgy because cancer". the fact you dont recognize his savagely brilliant contributions to future generations and powerful satirical voice just proves to everyone here how much of an inbred cocksucker of dane cook you are.

>fuck off and grow some thumbs while you watch re-runs of american gladiators

>>611395901
The "what's new pussy cat" bit is great.

>>611395584
yes! Yes! I love Christopher Titus. So unappreciated.

>>611391367
This!

>>611395901
him and Mike Burbiglia (probably spelled that wrong) are the two best right now.

>>611394303
Robin Williams is God tier. If you disagree then name two better than him.
>>611392768

>>611395901
yes

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Patrice was one of the greatest

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I thought you were better than this, /b/.

>>611396000
oh don't worry i'm well aware of his style, its funny as fuck

>>611396052
Well that depends, can you go fuck yourself?
>implying that I'm underage, even though I know who and what Howard Stern is
Fuck off back to leddit.

>>611395779
How does this happen?

Don't bother it's too late for you.

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Kind of unknown, but I've seen him floating the YLYL threads lately...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpTR-UmID4w

>>611396048
/thread

Dave Chappelle, dammit! He's one of the only comics where I can listen to the same routine over and over and still find it funny.

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>>611390881
No Mitch yet? Fucking plebs....

>>611392071
Fuck you! You piece of shit faggot lesbian tumblr social justice faggot as whore fucker.

top tier: Hicks, Stanhope.

great tier: Carlin, Pryor, Chappelle, Steven Wright.

good tier: Hedberg, CK, Oswalt, Tosh, Jeselnik, Todd Glass, Greg Giraldo, Kyle Kinane, Chris Rock, Colin Quinn, Marc Maron, Paul F. Tompkins, David Cross.

classic tier: Rodney Dangerfield, Jonathan Winters, Buddy Hackett.

no mitch hedberg yet?
you guys are the worst

Dubz for Jim Jeffries and dubz for patrice....must be god tier

>>611392192
All he talks about is how George Lucas raped his sperg childhood.

>>611393999
checkd but he is #1

>>611392192
puhlease

>>611393700
GOAT

>>611396479
This guy could swear to God in front of God's fucking face to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and God would nod his head in agreement.

>>611396280
The only thing Robin Williams was good at is making fun of the Scottish and hanging himself.

George Carlin
Doug Stanhope

>try again

>>611396506
He used to do drugs.
He still... oh.

>>611390881
>Little white dicks
>BOOOOOOOOOO
>BIG BLACK COCKS
>YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH *thunderous applause*

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>>611391723
>>611392555
>>611396048

>>611392192
Mah nigga

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this guy, not very known but
he did the Nickelodeon theme song and marajuanaville... which are things people may know him from
>but he is fucking god tier
>Mark eddie

>>611396687
Damn right he is

>>611396106
Yup. You're the guy. The guy that ruins hicks for everyone. Right on fucking cue "muh hicks! You're just too stupid".

Calm down sperglord.

>>611395523
Why not both?

>>611396704
Exfcukinglactly

>>611396048
Met him at the Perth Airport once was a good day

>>611396592
Stanhope? Really? What's your favorite joke of his? Probably the one about being an alcoholic, right?

Everybody in his live recordings sounds like a tree full of shitfaced apes.

>>611396715
kek
but Mitch is God tier

Big Jay Oakerson FTW

George Carlin.
/thread.

>>611396506
"Hey Mitch do you want a frozen banana?"

>>611396861
Even the chink comedian who was stealing his essence was funnier.

>God-tier stand up comics
>99% Americans

kek

>>611396706
>george carlin
pleb pls. That fucker was too busy preaching his atheist philosophy to ever be funny. Only his early work was okay. Try again.

>>611396385
I'm confused. It's too late for me because i think Bill Burr is one of the top tier comedians?

>>611396704
"I never intentionally, purposefully lied..."

So an females standups come to mind?

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>>611391507
>>611391668
>>611393569
>>611391691
>>611394466
>>611396506

All these comedians fucking SUCK! ESPECIALLY MITCH HEPFUCK! IM GLAD THAT TALENTLESS DICKHEAD IS FUCKING WORMFOOD!

>>611393414
This list is all that is needed.

>>611392192
Oswalt is a fucking piece of shit hack.

As an actor he's not bad, but he's a shit comic.

ITT, comedians all had depressing shit lives, turned to comedy for relief, nerds behind computer with similar life style e-peen their most depressed and funny favorite to quell their sadness.

>>611397147
UK standup comics are too dry like your mother's pussy.

>>611396506
Seriously god tier. If you cant explain why he is funny to someone but they laugh just the same

Maria Bamford

>>611397188
>Robin Williams
a cucklord who was too busy complaining about the Scottish to ever be funny. Only his death was okay. Try again.

>>611397261
no because women aren't funny. Literally the only women that are even worthy of a chuckle are the ones that can only make jokes directly related to being a woman.

>>611397272
the bait is strong on this one

Kevin Hart

>>611397214
He's implying that Luis CucK's routines about how black dicks are the biggest are funnier than Burr's whatever routines.

>>611393700
Died too soon.

>>611396377
you tried, newfriend. i forgive you.
Fyi - i was mocking your lack of knowledge of Dylan Moran coupled with your stupid comment trying to ignorantly compare him to that has-been irrelevant piece of shit Stern. My allusions to age were sarcasm - look it up, sweetie.. Now go and get your fucking shinebox.

>>611391691

lmao somebody thinks jeff foxworthy

>>611397261
Amy Schumer... That's about it.

>>611397352
Yes. And your point is what?

>>611396983
When he isnt giving a polisi lecture his is pretty good.

>>611397261
>>611397483
>VAGINNNNNAAAAAAA
>*pause for laughter*
>VAAAAAAAAAAAAGINA!
>*pause for laughter*
>MYYYYYYYY VAGINA!
>*pause for laughter*

All the Christ fags hating on all atheist comedians.... loose your boogeyman in the sky and enjoy your own life

>>611396672
You're thinking Brian Posehn.

>>611396066
>>cowardly

Haha sure buddy, sure.

>>611397600
y'know she had so many facelifts you had to get on a step ladder to watch her but she had some golden moments.

>>611397261
Maria Bamford, Lisa Lampanelli, and Aisha Tyler are the only good female comedians. All others are fucking awful because they cater to females only.

>>611393113
>>611393414
>>611396592
>>611396706
>>611397087
George Carlin is the god of comedy. Newfaggots.... /thread.

>>611396048
Laughed my dick off when he talked about going to a party with a bunch of celebrities and how he was doing coke with him.

>>611397261
Kathleen Madigan, Chelsea Peretti, Sarah Silverman, Natasha Leggaro, Maria Bamford.

All good, I dunno if any are "god tier", maybe Madigan. Silverman definitely made (already had) enough money.

>>611397780
top kek

>>611397473
The most punchable face of any "comic".

>>611397540
Well like i said i haven't even watched a full Louis CK routine but I know Bill Burr is top tier. There seems to be a pretty general consensus that Louis likes black dick though so I don't plan on watching any of his specials.

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>>611396869
well you obviously are too stupid. and now you try and turn it around by blaming me as 'the guy who ruins hicks'. im a fan of the guys work. you're the worthless waste of flesh trashing him and being a loudmouth opinionated troll-fuck.

tell me, anon, what does Dane Cook's dickcheese taste like?

>>611397188
Tard.

>>611397607
No. Her comedy is a female standup's equivalent to a black standup's "white people vs black people" material.

It's garbage. No creativity or originality at all.

Kevin Hart is the funniest man on earth as of 2014. Dwi oldfags you're in the past.

>>611397830
I concur.

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>>611397272

>>611393700
Had so much more to fuckin' say and he died cause he couldn't stop eating like shit.

>>611397261
>>611397955
Also seems like the funniest ladies end up writing and acting a lot sooner than male comedians. "it's about who you know..."

>>611392192
DEATHBED! THE BED THAT EATS PEOPLE

>>611398075
here you go

>>611397473
GET OUT.

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>>611397570
>Stern is irrelevant
>implying that someone who is not right up in the mainstream is irrelevant
>implying I'm new
>me implying Stern is good, what the fuck
>implying I'll look up some gutter grade comedian
>try harder.

>>611397136
"No, but I do want a regular banana later so yes"

Think Im the only one here to thinks Daniel Tosh is somewhat good.

>>611394839
>Literally every comedian

>>611397955
>Sarah silverman

Go fuck yourself faggot, her whole comedy routine consists of shouting vagina at random intervals.

>>611397779
Well, he reminds me of a cuck. Not in the term that /pol/tards use it, but like seriously, his show louis just screams out "man in middle age crisis giving up hope". I can't relate with that, simply because anyone who is in a mid life crisis is a pussy who put himself into the situation.

The guy makes me laugh, says some funny shit that many can agree on, but god tier comedian? More like god tier faggot.

>>611396106
/thread

LITTLE WHITE DICKS

>>611398323
in his defense...Dylan Moran is srsly fucking talented.

>>611398383
Tosh's standup is godtier
Him and Kevin hart should host the Grammies

>>611398383
well when you pump out as much volume as he does you're bound to find nuggets in the shit

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Indisputable god tier.

>>611397830
>That's about it.
this. Amy Schumer is alright, too.

>>611391533
I'm checking his stuff out now. That dude is hilarious and has some great material.

>>611398495
BIG BLACK COCKS
>thunderous applause brings down the roof and fractures reality

>>611398525
Gotta agree with that.

>>611398687
UNDIAGNOSED AUTISM

>>611397955
Sara silvermen... Rly? I mean reeeaaaally?

>>611390881
JUST

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This.

>>611398178
And this.

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>>611391723
Hicks is the best who ever did it. We lost a hero and a genius when he died.

>>611398009
I laughed harder at this post than CK's dick jokes.

>>611398075
... Don't know if bait....

Mitch Fatel - Super Retardo

>>611398768
i strongly agree

CARLIN

RIP IN PEACE SHIT PISS FUCK CUNT COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER TITS

>>611394578

YAAS

>>611398834
>VAGINA
>applause
>VAGIIIINA
>applause
>PUSSYVAGINA!
>roaring laughter

You just don't get her high-brow comedy style man.

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ChelseA peretti. Go watch her Netflix

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>>611398403
not seinfeld.

he just collected a fuckload of money from dvd sales

>because jew

>>611395901
He's great.
/thread

>>611398010
>being exactly as I described his fans
>being this mad
>not nearly as intelligent as he thinks he is

How can you keep typing when you're that butt hurt? Get some sleep little guy.

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>Brian Regan

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god-tier roaster and upper tier comedian.

>>611399028
Not bait. He is. He's the best comedian of all time and you 35+ retards need to step aside for the new generation.

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>>611398323
>Stern is "not right up in the mainstream"
>the only comic mentioned ITT that left terrestrial radio for good, and by his own admission, for the MONEY and GREATER FAME, and now he and his supporters (that's you) are butthurt that his decision to do so ruined his career. Can you get more "mainstream" than that? May I remind you that you had never seen nor heard of Dylan Moran? Who's defending the mainstream here, pud?

>>611398956
so much potential cut so soon.

>>611399219
All the great comedians have to kill themselves apparently.

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>>611398448
I guess that's what you remember.

She did have that one song, but she also has other jokes about her rich/jewish family and the class issues there, race in general, being an awkward teen, relationships and pretty much the whole spectrum of social issues...

She edgy.

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The cash cab nigga!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=39OtMKfAY0Q

>>611399293
Well. Not of all time, I'm 20 and I know for a fact this isn't true. But he's easily one of the funniest comics coming out rn. He's making a good name for himself and will be remembered amongst the greats. But greatest of all time? C'mon dude.

>>611398009
>imma be mad and edgy just like bill!
>come off like a raging faggot

Pick two.

>>611399293
super deluxe ribbed for baiter's pleasure

>>611390881
>louis cuck king
>god tier

>>611399095
Rip Carlin. The true king of /b/.

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>>611399196
you are literally too stupid to insult then

great bait, mate

>>611399477
Sarah Silverman's entire comedic style is based on coming off as trying too hard. It's off-putting.

>>611399103
Ty now I know. Definitely bait.

>>611398475
His joke about divorce, where he talks about how it's actually a good thing, and you should be happy for people when they tell you they're divorced, is really fucking good advice.

Informed my reaction when my boss got divorced, and we became friends after that.

>>611394717
I'm a Britfag and on the advice of some Americans watched some Bill Burr stand up. What seriously fucking retarded people find him funny? Honestly, you must laugh at your own toes if you find him funny. Am I missing something? Is there at least one great joke he did that made him stand out? Because I don't see it. He's just fucking annoying. Please enlighten me, 'cause I want to find comedy and want to laugh. But this fucker just isn't funny.

>>611398938
Dude is hilarious, way underrated. Love the Eric Andre show but his standup kills me too

>>611396506
this. he was the titties.

>>611396048

i'd do coke off a toilet seat with this fine gent.

>>611398010
See>>611399592

>>611399643
>little
>white
>dick

>>611390881
Louis CK's last special was sub par.

His closing joke made me contemplate suicide because it was so bad.

>>611399198
"Hey how was the party?"
"IT WAS TERRIBLE! THERE WASNT ENOUGH CHAIRS AND I GOT STABBED IN THE NECK."

Lyle "Chip" Chipperson. Hands down.