Nothing to fuck up here dude; she's not into you and will never be. Simple as that.

>>610469086
she is not interesed in you, either stalk her or move on

>>610469160
/thread

I can relate
I asked the same, got similar response lol
Move on/ lower standards?

>>610469160
>>610469198
I could make her like me though, i use to make her laugh a lot.

>>610469311
Nop

>>610469086
What a cunt.

"Change your plans for me"
"Okay"
"lol psyche go fuck yourself"

Stop using emojis they make you look homo

>>610469299
I refuse to lower my standards, i may be a little overweight, but i can only see myself with a 10/10 tbh.

>>610469311
I think she laughs at you and not with you

>>610469385
It's not her fault OP didnt get the obvious hint of her not being interested in the least.

She doesn't find you attractive; she finds you weird and isn't willing to spend time just the pair of you because she knows you're going to be all Autistic on her. Move on; this fish is no longer in the sea.

>>610469086

What a bitch.

>>610469311
>I could make her like me though, i use to make her laugh a lot.

Funnily enough, at that age, its the guys who make girls cry that they like the most.
The ones who make them laugh only help them get over the guys who made them cry.

Your time will be in about 5 years.

>>610469484
Obvious? Im sorry but i thought it went well for the most part until the end

dude, i know you probably can't see it now, but not she's ugly as fuck she's completely smug about the way she rejects you.

after reading this, the only excuse she didn't pull was "I can't go, I have to wash my hair", and I wouldn't even be surprised if she actually said that.

learn to appreciate yourself, have some self-respect and tell her to go fuck herself

>srsly

>>610469086
also do this pm next time

>>610469086
>op is an insecure beta fag

>>610469086
> aslong as i get to see your beautiful face
you dun fucked up big time op
friend zoned 4lyf

>>610469577
>Is it just us or a group thing. I can only go if it's a group thing.

That should have been the end of the conversation.

>>610469484
Why humour him though? He's obviously an idiot. Leaving things ambiguous is what the problem is here.

Guess it's no surprise she has no balls though... Or is it?

>>610469631
this

>>610469450
Haha you sound just like my friend.
He is still a virgin at 25

>>610469086
OP here is your future conversation script for success:

"Do you want to go to the movies?"
*non-committal, vague crap from bitch*
"Go fuck yourself then."

>>610469086
She is gauging how badly you want to take her out. How does she know youre not simply looking for a one night stand?

>>610469631
this

>>610469160
/thread

>>610469803
this
>>610469631
and this

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>>610469086
>beautiful face
>that girl is a fucking uggo
God damn.

>>610469631
Anon has it right

>>610469311
Just stand up for yourself for god sake she's clearly acting like a bitch blatantly to you so just tell her she can go fuck herself if she's gonna be like that. And don't do it in some faggy emo way, just say alright if you hate me that much go fuck yourself you dumb Lil skank

she's doesnt find you are attractive

You creep her out

She isn't afraid of hurting your feelings either because she doesn't value you as a friend

>>610469086

Here I'll sum it up for you what was really being said here:

You: Hi, I'm interested in hitting on you.
Her: I want other people there because I don't want you hitting on me.
You: Oh damn, I'm totally interested in hitting on you and desperately want you to come but I'll pretend that I just want to see you.
Her: I know what you're doing, but I'm going to need other people there so you don't hit on me because I only see you as a friend.
You: Hmm alright, I'll bring a group of friends, but that's not going to deter me anyways. See, I'm going to hit on you right now. You're beautiful. This way you'll know that friends won't dissuade me from pursuing you.
Her: Okay, then I'm not going.

>>610469086
why the fck would u even go that deep,it was over in first msg...

>>610469086

OP, as a former teen sperglord (I'm 38 now) I can tell you this. There is absolutely no angle you can okay that will make this chick want you. Period. It is over. It never even began.
I wish I could get back the countless hours I wasted on pursuing girls who were not into me when I was in my teens and twenties. And highschool. A very very few people on life meet THE ONE while they're still in highschool. It happens, but so does winning the lottery and getting struck by lightning multiple times.
You don't need to lower your standards. You just need to look elsewhere. Preferably not at school or possibly not even in your home town.
Speaking from experience.

>>610469086
She's fucking gross dude. Got a fucking fivehead and a mean case of cunt face. And never use emoticons you fucking pussy. It's sad that you've fostered an image where interested or not she's comfortable saying shit like that to you. God damn I just don't understand how you let yourself go like this. Jimmies thoroughly rustled. Thanks faggot.

This troll is no average troll. His power levels are over !!!!!!!!!!!9000!!!!!!!!!!!. If real ask her is shes got any friends. No matter how dogish act like there princes and dont give her the time of the day. Be vigilant and super friend Zone her. Get some pussy 2 use tinder or meet me. They can smell that shit it science.

>>610469086
Don't casually call girls beautiful, especially if they're not putting off intimate vibes. You creeped her the fuck out.

>>610469086
The solution is very simple OP. Sluts.


Yes, sluts! Bring sluts into the group thing, flirt and fuck them while your "friend" is around. She'll either be jealous or pissed, most likely both but she'll pounce on you soon enough. Just act like you don't really give a shit towards her, be cool and don't pay much attention to her.

>>610469086
Honest question. Do you have aspergers? Because it's 100% clear to everyone that isn't you that she is in no way remotely interested in you at all.

>>610469961
This. 100%

>>610469086
>>610469086
This troll is no average troll. His power levels are over !!!!!!!!!!!9000!!!!!!!!!!!. If real ask her is shes got any friends. No matter how dogish act like there princes and dont give her the time of the day. Be vigilant and super friend Zone her. Get some pussy 2 use tinder or meet me. They can smell that shit it science. Do it
FUckn do it.

>>610469961
And it could have been over in two lines.

OP's autism level must be impressive.

>>610469160
this

and then
>>610469285
this

>>610469961
underated post

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>>610469311

>>610469450
lol
ok well that will work if you're making over $100,000 a year

>>610469577

38yo former teen sperglord here again. No, it's not obvious... To you.
And to be fair it wouldn't have been obvious to me 20 years ago either.

But dude, trust us. She is dodging you. Don't take it too hard. Just move on!

That needs to go on a cringe thread.

>>610469961
Very eloquently restated friend. You are wise.

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>>610469086
Captain Forehead signing out

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I cut off a part, it might change your mind. I think she was just having a bad day

>>610469086
I admire your confidence OP, but her saying she isn't "in the mood" to see a movie with you is pretty brutal. I'd look elsewhere

>>610470134
This Don't be a bitch....... Screen cap. Be like actually i was interested in "blank". Your just not gf material be a dick pussy.;

>>610469385
And what's worse, op is the one riding her dick

Dont listen to the others OP, its clear shes just playing hard to get. This is girl code for 'Im pretending to not like you when I really do, I just want to meet your friends'. I think you should message her constantly to show her how you feel about her.

>>610470212
this. so much this. she's not interested and desperation, manipulation or whatever you have planned is going to make things worse

>>610469961

38yoformersperglordfag here again,

YEP!! FUCKING THIS!!

>>610469519
Please don't call her that for all you know she could end up being my wife in a few years, i won't let you disrespect her

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>>610470277
>Captain Forehead signing out
I've found a close-up of OP's girl

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>>610469086
She has 0 interest in you sexually. If you have feeling for this girl. Drop them now.

Seriously, this is going to hurt if you carry on. I'm 100% right aswell.

>>610470333
change mind about what?
she still wants u to leave her alone...

>>610470488
This is bait..... Right ?

>>610470000

Quads for truth! Check'd and kek'd!

>>610470417
Wrong... Wrong. WRONG WRONG WONG!

Don't listen to this guy OP!

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>>610469086
I screwed up too op, maybe I went in too strong

>>610469086
>catch up
>see a movie

What the fuck how will you catch up at a goddam movie you ass hole? Ask her to coffee. Also, it will never work out or, at the moment, she has someone else courting her who is better looking.

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>>610469086
this is the saddest fucking thing I've seen in a while

you have no self respect

>>610469311
You poor deluded bastard, she borderline hates you.
You're probably a creepy stalker

>>610470488
Well. I actually was gonna stick around to help you but then I saw this. OP, good luck you autistic knob gobbler.

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Here you go op.

>>610469589
That might seem desperate though, besides i though putting on her wall might make her say yes

>>610470592
relax i'm sure OP will realize he's just yanking his chain

>>610470602
holy shit fuck these hoes, why can't they just be straight to the point

>>610469086
beta af

>>610469934
She doens't "hate" him, she's just creeped out by his creepy behavior, dipshit.

>>610470048
this

not attracted to you, and your approach is terrible

>>610470669
fucking kek'd
>69

>>610470693
really? really?
no
this couldn't be OP being honest
couldn't be

>>610469086
>dat forehead

>>610470333
bad day? are you retarded?

>>610470417

Then make crystals with bleach and ammonia, then delete system32.

>>610469086
Sorry bud your a beta... asking out and flirting via facebook... real player dude

Call her a rancid swine OP!!!

>>610469086
how old are you OP?

Best way is my way, ignore the shit out of her, never even acknowledge her existence. Never look at her, speak to her or anything. Also make surveyor get to make out with/ get friendly with a girl she hates. Might get win

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>>610469450
Almost had me OP

>>610470724
Lol. Implying that wasn't his fault. Catch up again? What does that fucking mean. Why can't you people just text girls like normal fucking people?

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>>610469961
amazing

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It's this easy OP

>>610470417
That's what I'm thinking, i just needed a second opinion, thanks anon

>>610470693
This must be bait. I seriously struggle to believe anyone could be that beta

>>610469961
perfect

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OP, this is how a grill responds when she is interested. Not even then, this is how anyone responds if they want to be in your presence at all. Notice that it is nothing like the response in the op.

>>610471217
nice

>>610469086
>>610470693

Trying harder will only make you more beta than you already are OP. Just let it go, move onto another grill

>>610471164
you were just waiting for someone to tell you what you want to hear, why cant you accept she is disgusted by you

>>610471176
they're rare
but this level beta does exist

>>610470669
Do this OP and post it on 4chan. You will forever be a legend and an alpha.

>>610470333
Dude you dont want a girl that is not interested on a bad day cause you will always feel like your trying harder in the relationship then her... say peace to that dumb bitch and then get some hobbies and work out so your more intriguing and get a cuter girl and lavish with gifts making her feel really jealous. I

>>610471310
Omega level beta, basically sexual untouchables

>>610470965
DON'T DO THIS IT WILL MAKE MUSTARD GAS

>>610469311
bro to bro I am gonna give you some advice. Move on. She states clearly what`s up. She is not into you and she will never be. Just stop talking to her. Those kinda chicks just waste your time and in the end you get nothing but heartache. Get yourself a gf

>>610470333
Dude. Text like a god damn man. Don't use exclamation points EVER.. Use proper grammar. Spell things correctly, not in god damn hyphenations. And NEVER FUCKING USE EMOTICONS you enormous pussy. Whether you agree with social requirements for men to be masculine or not, shut the fuck up. She cares. So act like a god damn confident, non-emotional man like you see in your stupid movies. I hate you.

>>610471148
>>610471217
This. Take note op. See how there's no vague bullshit?

>Want to hang out?
>Yes

That's all there is to it. Anything thats not "yes" can be assumed to be "no"

>>610471217
>pad

Fuckin' hipster. At least you're not a faggot like OP but you're still a faggot.

>>610469086
Oh hey! I know her. She from Ontario?

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>>610470333
oh god your compliments are cringe worthy, even im creeped out by this conversation.

just move on OP you'll waist time on this girl and never move away from the friendzone its hopeless

>>610470755
Since when is simply asking a girl to go to the movies with you "creepy" behavior?

>>610471067
how would of you done it then?

>>610471450
I live in So. California. It's the accepted slang here.

>>610469086
OMFG POAHAHAHAAHHAA

>>610471429
I was thinking the same thing.

>>610471485
we don't know the context, maybe this is a daily thing for him

>>610471485
It's not. The way he articulates himself is the only thing cringe worthy on his end. Aside from that the girl's disinterest is what makes it uncomfortable.

>>610471032
Dis guy

>>610471164

38yofag here again... If this is really what the gears turning in your head sound like, I got bad news about the next 3 to 10 years of your life...
Because I have already lived then and known others who have as well.

>>610471521
No it's fucking not. Please don't tell me you pronounce "pizza" as "pza"

>>610471281
No I'm taking everybody's opinion into consideration, i just think this guy makes sense

>>610471348
i still believe she likes me. i can persuade her and we go to the same uni (also classes) and i have even sent kisses to her. maybe lunch, nighttime may seem predatory xd

>>610471683
>Peet-zah

How I've pronounced it my entire life. suck cock m9.

>>610471555
Yeah, I get what you're saying, if this is a reoccurring thing then it is definitely just making him look more beta each time he gets shut down

>>610471521
Figures, fucking west coast piece of garbage.

>>610469086
>to see your beautiful face
>not as funny as you

btw OP, stop this beta bullshit compliments, it will never work unless you're a 10/10

>>610470225
100k? dude... for someone THIS desperate, you better keep tacking on 0's... This poor fucker has no clue what it takes to be with a "10/10"

>>610469086
as soon as she said "group thing," it was over and .. And wtf anon....? Beautiful face? Why anon? Why? She was obviously creeper out. Go with a group without her. Don't ask again.

>>610471721
because you cant accept the fact thats she is not into you, you are already the laughing stock here dont make it so in real life

>>610470333
Zoom in and check out that fivehead. If you two were mice- you're pinky and she's the mother fucking brain. And change your profile pic to a normal, none dotted picture of you with people. Fucking minorities and social retards.. still think selfies are okay.

>>610471032
ignoring her only works if she wants your attention on some level

>>610471407
That's what im trying to do bro ^_^

>>610471741
Try try faggot. You're not op.

simple OP
reply "k cool cya"

then don't message her until she messages you first

If she never messages you, then you will know what she thinks of you.

>>610471866
go fuck yourself

>>610471890
was me dude

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>>610471741
>>and i have even sent kisses to her

oh god

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>>610471784
>Arbitrarily hating a general area of your country

>>610471918
Bad advice. You're just as inarticulate as him.

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>>610471351
>hobbies and work out so your more intriguing
You fucking people I swear to god

>>610471971
Nice reaction face shitlord.

>>610471991
fine
how would you suggest he end the conversation?
I mean i guess he could just not reply...

>>610469086
Send her a dick pic you fucking beta. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Also post it here.

>>610471429
Not that I don't agree, but I think the problem might be the fact he compliments her in every fucking sentence, not exclamation points.

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>>610471866
don`t ty .. especially with her. She is 100% clear with her intentions.
Get out of there. Jeez when I was young chicks were never that clear.

>>610469086
"I can only do that if it's a group thing"
you should have shut the fuck up as soon as she said that

why dont you give us her number....we can soooo make it so she will go out with you.

Dear god, keep this thread going. I believe in you OP

>>610472229
or said "you into lots of cock at the same time? fuck you you whore, im out"

OP put it this way, every single cunt in this thread would have the same exact reaction from a girl who didn't like them back. You won't need advice when you actually meet a girl who likes you back. you can't make someone like you. it'll be so easy when she actually likes you, Believe me. Even if you're an ugly cunt, you'll meet that girl who it's easy with.

>>610472187
They are never clear or straight forward 80% of the time.

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>>610472016
>You fucking people I swear to god

You don't want to get better, you want the world to suck as much as you...

>>610471741
This isnt me, i did almsot kiss her once, i had just lost my grandma and i was crying on her shoulders, but she gave me the cheek wheni went for it. Got the side of her lip though

>>610469160
It's so great when the first answer cancels the thread

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>>610469086

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdL17EEc_b4

>>610472100
The details are important. Periods and their placement matters. Complimenting a girl is fine of its worded confidently and half insultingly and if it's timed right. Obviously a million things are wrong with the way this moron approached it. But the best place to start is in the general approach to things. And the best way to do that was explain grammatical rules to abide by because he's not confident to change his personality

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>>610472088
Dubs speak truth. Alpha up, rover.

Op, where she from?

>>610472309
This. It's not you OP. Well it is, you're a colossal beta faggot, but anyone would receive the same response from someone who was disinterested.

>>610472359
you're pathetic. you dont deserve this. pull your head out of your ass and move on. Try guys. You sound like some butch guy would have a lot of fun with you.

>>610472359
I had a bitch give me the cheek when i went in for a kiss. I went straight to her neck and then we fucked.

>>610472402
I like you.

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>>610471217
or this

>>610469086
Fuck up what? She isn't your girlfriend and doesn't want to be.

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>>610472540
what's going on here?
i donno if shes interested or not

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>>610472376
it didn't take though
the thread is still going
lets try again

>>610472319
yeah but that chick is 100% clear.
"I can only do that if its a group thing sorry"
very plain: "I dont wanna be with you alone!
and lets be honest, OP is kinda creepy. He tries to make compliments in every sentence and she is creeped out

>>610472491
I had a bitch walk by me. I pulled down the alley and went straight for the vagina.

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>>610472610
>wtbu

What is this

>>610472491
I had a girl suck my dick and then I realized it was my hand.

>>610469086
She looks shit (at least in that pic) and your last message was awkward

>>610469086
dude she does NOT like you

accept that shit

>tfw when I used to be like OP
Anyone else used to be a cringe lord?

>>610472610
you didn't ask her yet /b/ro

>>610472698
what about you?

>>610472071
Your approach was close, but never use k unless it's to punish someone who will care and recognize it's out of character. Why would he say that how she responded was "cool"? It wasn't, and it's a weak response validating her shitty behavior. Like saying "sorry you're not feeling good" after a girl throws a fit. And "cya"? It's just immature. Be a grownup and use a word that doesn't make you seem 13. Formal or colloquially cool is good but not in between.

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>>610469961

it's beautiful

>>610469565
Sage

>>610472787
bascially my entire life from about 12-15. Once I hit highschool I got a bit more comfortable in my own skin and stopped 'trying'.

>>610470669
>implying she wants to suck ugly motherfucking OP's penis

>>610472866
good points

"cool" was meant in response to "tell everyone i said hi"

so i guess there's nothing better than no response

>>610472787

Of course. Aziz ansari talks about being that cringe in his last special. Money and fame and an nyu degree can't fix everything.

>>610472971
>implying looks matter.
>confidence and/or money is what gets you in.

>>610470755
No she's being a bitch because instead of just a flat out no thanks which would be fine, she's brazenly given him the ultimatum of 'yeah ill go but I'm not being alone with you, weirdo'

>>610470602
because people aren't mean

not sure means no

>>610471508
Differently at every point I'm every respect down to every word and choice of punctuation. I'm not going to write you a damn transcript. Just learn to talk to women. And abide by the rules I've scattered throughout this thread.

>>610469934
>a woman isn't interested in you
>what a bitch
>tips fedora
gg mladys always friendzone us gentlemans

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>>610469086
that level of autism is pretty cringe worthy

>>610472957
Man I was worse. It took me until I was probably 19 to figure shit out. 21 next month.
>>610473004
Agreed. One place I fucked up badly was the over use of complimenting all the fucking time. It just looks creepy, desperate and embarrassing. Now I can flirt, sweet talk, and do all that shit with absolute ease.

>>610472787
Yes. It's a terrible feel. I'm glad I act nothing like op anymore.

>>610473050
>implying OP has confidence, money, etc.

we already saw the text messages this bitch was sending, she does NOT want to fuck OP's ugly, withered, broke ass, etc.

>>610473050
As a grill I can confirm that this is incorrect. A good mixture of personality and physical attraction is what will make me stick around. A job is what will make me stick around even longer. Some girls have too much pride to be with a man for his money alone. It does help though, but money only adds attraction on top of the physical attraction.

>>610472610
She asked you out.
You should say you are pretty busy but if she wants to come over [STATE DATE AND TIME] and hang that's cool.
And then clean your room faggot, no bitch is going to want to go near your cum soaked socks.

>>610472524
See I can win over what I assume are straight dudes by being formal, articulating myself like a fucking grown up, talking mockingly and condescendingly and implying that I'm better than you. Same logic applies to weak minded women.

>>610473267
Obligatory tits or gtfo

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>>610473145
I can't do any of that shit. I just talk. I have normal conversations with grills as I would with guys.

>>610473267
Go fuck yourself. The existence of Hugh Hefner is enough to prove you are a lying cunt.

>>610473161
Thank fuck I'm still young. I can't imagine ever becoming a wizard. Lost it years ago tho.

>>610472229
>"you into lots of cock at the same time? fuck you you whore, im out"

not

"I'm not down for a gangbang tonight, but by all means go for it. "

>>610473097
Once you stop being 16 you'll realise there's a huge difference between not being interested and actively being a bitch by saying ill only ever hang around with you if there are other people there. Only little fucking princess 13-16 year old girls do that because they haven't realised yet how not to be a cunt

>>610473406
So do I. I just meant I was terrible at trying to be flirtatious years ago. Now I can do it easily.

>>610473267
dude gtfo out of this fucking thread i see you posting "grill" and shit and acting like you don't have to show your titties, show em or gtfo

>>610473053
I'd say the same shit if I was a chick and had a retard hitting on me.

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>>610471148
>>610471217
>>610472540

>mfw i can do this with almost every grill i know
>mfw all my friends love hanging out with me
>mfw i make friends so fucking easy
>mfw im the best friend to the grill i love
>mfw i have to cut her off because she isnt interested in me besides being best friends
>mfw she was rock for me when my dad passed
>mfw i can't live with just being friends with her
>mfw ive cut her off
>mfw its only been 3 weeks and i miss the fuck out of her
>mfw i feel like an asshole for dropping her after a two year friendship
>mfw its the only way i think i can get over her
>mfw i fear this will happen with any girl i go after
mfw i pretend to have so much fun with all my friend
>pic related
>its me on the inside

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>>610472787
10-18,
19 now, still occasionally fuck up like with this girl

>>610473001
Best response would be "Will do. Talk to you later." But it would be out place in the hole this idiot dug himself into.

>>610469086
Are there really people this dumb/desperate out there?

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>>610469086

You didn't "mess up." You never had a chance lol.

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>>610469086
i refuse to believe you posted this on her wall.

>>610473444
Although she's not interested, she did sound like a major cunt. Fuck her.

>>610473540
We always get the occasional one that we go autistic over. But most girls are easy to flirt with, even if it leads to nothing.

>>610473520
You made the right choice and soon you'll reap the rewards.

>>610471866
>^_^
first thing you could do is express your gay emotions through gayfuckstupid emojis

literally stop being a faggot

you shouldn't have any emotion or feel any remorse with wimmen

>>610472540
Dunno why you'd be proud of this. She didn't agree to anything and you worded the invite pathetically. Like she'd be doing you a favor.

>>610473540
I'm good with girls, i get laid yknow, but i too, have that one BITCH that is so stone cold i can't get any pussy after YEARS of this shit like cmon give me some fucking points for perserverance.

and the thing is i know she wants to fuck me I've known her forever you learn to read that shit, but she just loves the preliminary phase of shutting me the fuck down too much

>>610473518
Well congratulations you'd make a great bitch

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>>610472866

>"k" to punish someone who will recognize it's out of character

... the things of yours i would rub on my nipples

>>610469086
You need to start being a prick to her you fucking pussy

>>610473785
How could I change it for the better?

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>>610469086
She's trying real hard not to have to sit you down and say "look, Steve. I can tell you have feelings for me or at the very least just want to fuck me regularly. But I don't have feelings for you, I don't want to fuck you, and every second I'm willing to spend next to you is a second you interpret as a chance to change my mind on that. Let me be clear: I'm not going to change my mind, and knowing that this is your aim whenever I'm around makes me uncomfortable enough that I don't even want to hang out with our mutual friends if it means you're going to be hanging on me and trying to insert yourself into all of my conversations. I've tried letting you down gently but its not getting through to you. So I'll say it one more time: not interested in you. Not going to be."

She hasn't said this flat out just yet because you, not realizing your unwanted advances and flirting is the problem, will get upset and call her a bitch for being blunt, but you're only going to listen to bluntness.

>yfw

>>610473553
lol
out of place
that can only be a good thing

The problem is the nature of men and women. We want them a little more than they want us. This improves with age. I'm almost thirty and men have way more power at my age. The girls aren't looking for bad boys to fuck them and than throw them in a trash can anymore. They're looking to settle down. I just don't know why I should. I mean I have access to lots of pussy and have really good friends. Everyone I know who got married in their mid twenties is divorced.

>>610473915
I would actually appreciate a girl being that straight up though

Showed gf this pic and asked if you got friendzoned or if girls having a bad day. She said "she's just a bitch". Case closed dude, chick is a cunt face liar

OP you gotta be more like me
>girl gives me her number
>don't call
>run into her later
>"anon you've got my number, use it mister"
>still didn't call her

and that's how you avoid losing your virginity in highschool. Not that related just thought I'd share.

>>610473652
hhahaahahahahahahhah

>>610473915
>trying to insert yourself into all of my
orifices

>>610474325
kek'd

>>610473909
Off the top of my head.. "I've got a little free time and I feel like spending it with you"

>>610473788
With me it's more like I don't understand whether or not she's coming onto me.
So i just end up forgetting about her.

>>610474181
Me too, actually. But the thing is, either because of the way the media portrays dating, or because it doesn't have to be every guy that feels that way but just a small handful of confirmed fuckboys, maybe both, females are conditioned to try to "be nice" even when telling someone to fuck off. They're afraid of being rage raped or being Little Mac star punched

>>610474463
Jesus christ.

Don't be fucking cleaver or polite

Get to the point without getting to the point.

Be an asshole treat her as the slut she is

>>610474463
hahahah what a fucking faggot

that'll work with ugly girls, not pretty ones

game gets more difficult the prettier the girls are

>>610474191
This.

She is into herself probably more than you are into her. Sure that's fine for her own self-esteem or something, but you deserve someone who gives actual fucks about you and how you are doing as well.

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>>610473796
Every living woman is a bitch in their own way. Either find ways to have them submit to you or complain like a little bitch on how gurrlz are mean to gentlemen these days.

Go ahead, say it.
>BUH BUH BUH MY GURL IS NICE! WE PLAY VIDEO GAMES TOGETHER AND SHE COOKS 4 ME!!

>>610474511
You're clearly a fucking idiot.

>>610469311
stop trying you pathetic idiot

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>>610474214
i lold

>>610469086
Dude, now just pretend u don't give a fuck about her... she'll start hitting on u... believe me, women love men hitting on them, but hate when they don't give a fuck..
If u keep hitting on her, she'll want to keep u in that position forever

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People saying she is ugly are blind, here is a better pic of us. Had it as my profile pic fora year

>>610473868
I know. I'm a champion. Anything helpful in this thread is from me because I'm sick of getting ulcers from the fucking shock at how pathetic you guys are.

>>610474740
She hit like btw

I used to be extremely cringey like OP. I grew out of it, now I have no issues talking to girls. I can sleep with most girls I take interest in, HOWEVER, there is this one chick I met recently, and I am not all too interested, and I know she's interested in me. She is playing hard to get though and it's so fucking infuriating. I don't know why, but I REALLY want to get at her. She isn't particularly good looking, nor do we share any common interests, but jesus christ I NEED to have her want me. I don't know why this is, it just it. I am not used to having to chase girls.

What do /b/.

>>610474740
fuck you op you dirty mexican

>>610472540
there's nothing wrong with this, it's good

>>610473785
ignore this, it's BS

>>610474463
it's hard to imagine a scenario where this would be a good thing to say. Maybe it would if you see her regularly and you 2 already flirt a fair bit

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>>610473652
oh shit fucking sides

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>>610469086
First of all OP, sorry to tell you but she doesn't like you. It's written in huge, bold, flashing, colourful letters. Take a hint.

Second, she seems like a bitch and a bad lier.

Just my two cents of shit.

>>610474674
I don't know who you are or what your stake in this thread is, but nothing I've said in here is not completely on point, and disagreeing is you flat out admitting you're a creepy MRA faggot who thinks OP still has a chance if he could just say the right combination of words or starts being an asshole because "that's what girls want"

>>610470488
OP is clearly baiting or faggut

>so i dont look like a beta

I have bad news for you, op-san...

>>610474740
Not going to lie op. You look like guy whose about to rob a gas station, yet you act so cringy.

>>610471395

Actually nerve gas.

>>610474740
nice half hover hand there
good not to go the full hover hand