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let's share some fucking advises.
as in tips for fucking.

>if you haven't fucked in a long time, fap 2 hours beforehand, you'll last much longer
>if she is a squirter, alternate very quick and deep thrusts (put pressure on that pelvis!) with very quickly pulling out. if you do it right, she'll squirt the moment you pull out. enjoy the show.
>if i feel i'm nearing the edge but wish to last longer, I start counting the fibonacci sequence... 1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21...
or, just think about your mother
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>>610368504
>if you haven't fucked in a long time, fap 2 hours beforehand, you'll last much longer

....or you'll end up with a limp dick
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>>610369338
not if you haven't fucked in a long time.
also, you gotta know yourself, if you need a longer recovery time, just fap 3 or 4 hours beforehand
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>>610369556
man this is thoughtful and progressive advice
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>>610368504
What if I'm fucking mom?
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For any of you anons with a lil pecker try the drunken sailor position.

> woman lies on side
> moves her top leg up till her knee is above her hip
> man straddles lower leg and penetrates that puss puss
> good times had by all
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>>610370094
what if i have a thin and lock pecker, or as my gramps calls it, a pencildick?
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>>610370094
I'd like a pic of this. Or a ms paint. I have a little pecker and this would help
4 inches btw :(
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>>610370655
>lock
long*
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>>610370722
I'll try
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>>610370655
If you're lackin girth I guess from behind with her legs together is you best bet. Or if she's willing to do Kegal excercises (which takes time to become noticeable) to give the impression she's tigher.
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>>610371936
uh, ok
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>>610370722
Has it been 4 inches forever or what cause im the same size but im 16
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Makes me laugh how full of fucking shit you kids are.
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>>610372797
Uh oh underage v&, but yes it grew when I was like thirteen and then when I was like 16
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>>610373026
care to enlighten us as to why that's the case?
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>do what she asks
>go down on her
>tell her she's pretty
>go down on her some more
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>>610370722
Now as you can see I am absolutely retarded at drawing.

But she'll lay down like shitty pic related. You'll straddle her lower leg where the red bar is. Then you put your dick in and lean your pelvis back a little and you'll be able to get much deeper because your pelvises aren't interfering with the fucking.
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>>610374429
I see except I don't because there is no pic
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>>610374429
>Now as you can see I am absolutely retarded
yep
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>>610368504
>fapping before fucking
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>>610374429
Didn't attach the pic sorry.
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>>610374952
ok, and this works because...?
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>>610370020
Then just think about your dad
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>>610370722

Found an actual picture
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>recovery time of 2 hours, are you 60 or something?
I don't even need time to recover I can go again immediately
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>>610375309
Because it allows you to get deeper into her.
This >>610375606 is a better pic.
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>>610375715
>This
Maybe a few minutes if I'm intoxicated, but besides that if she keeps acting sexy than I wont even get soft
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Anybody who masturbates before sex = underage b&
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>>610368504
>or just think about your mother
Wtf nigga, I wouldn't make it out of her before I blast my load across her cervix.

On 2nd thought, try to figure out this captcha if you bout to bust, shit'll make u limp...
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>>610368504
>wish to last longer
> just think about your mother

wouldn't work for me lol
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>>610368504
>if you havnt fucked in a long time fap 2 hours beforehand

shitty thing about doing this is that you lose all desire to fuck after jacking off
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>>610376142
I just get sleepy after I pop.
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Idk if its just me but when I would fuck my ex doggy style I could smell her asshole which really ruined it for me. Anyone else have that problem?
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>>610368504
Picture reminds me of my ex...I miss fucking her like that
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>>610376388
this. if you're about to cum, go on the chons and solve captchas
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>>610376388
>try to figure out this captcha if you bout to bust, shit'll make u limp...

Easy

Numpad layout : 1, 3, and 6

Are you a dumb dumb?
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>>610376980
Good lord no. Never
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what helps if youre a virgin going to get some soon
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>>610376980
only when eating her out 69.
that shit is nasty, especially when she pushes her ass back and my nose is pushed inside, literally

>>610377433
damn, you must have an iq of 140 at least
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>>610370722
>>610372797
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>>610376980
Did your ex shower on a daily basis.. guess not
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>>610376980
I had that with two of my exes... I loved her but this made me not wanna do my favorite position
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>>610376980
manlets, when will they learn
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>>610377595
relaxing.
actually there's this myth about lasting few seconds first time you fuck
but for me it worked compleatly opposite and I cound't finish.
She was pleased but not me.
Never had this problem with onenight stand but I get this nervous disability to cum with every new girlfriend
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>>610377595
nothing. first time will be a disaster. just make sure you learn from the experience
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>>610377626
LoSM4u
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>>610378139
so just breathe like a winded elephant
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>>610377433
Fuck off nigger. I'm used to picking cheeseburgers from bottles of wine. I shouldn't be playing fucking where's waldo to shitpost on a fucking image board.
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>>610378173
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>or just think about your mother

where do you think you are?
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nice tips
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>>610378429
Already did that joke samefag.
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>>610375391
TOP KEK
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>>610376980
One time I fucked my gf the day she finished her period. She hadn't showered and the smell was god awful. I just hammered away to get it over with as quick as I could.
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>>610378139
same here, it goes away after a few times though
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>>610376980
virgin here, how common is it to smell literal shit from your partner?

this thread is really putting me off lol
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>>610378556
>joke
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>>610368504
My greatests tips/advices:

>Always be kind to others, and it will pay back. The world in which you're growing is going to be saturated by the people you met. Try to use this kindness to your advantage by having people who trust you/ owe you one.

>If you feel like a class or something suck, you might as well force yourself to enjoy it. It may sound silly, but the best way to comprehend and to work on something is to find pleasure in it. In every single thing we do, there is a little something, as small as it can be, than can be OVERUSED/OVERTHOUGHT that can help you make you love it furthermore. For example, if you can't stand english classes, try to find litterature that you can enjoy. Just force yourself into something, and you might get out better than expected

>Don't be afraid to break the social norm, people will most likely find you frightning to the point they'll remember you. In the end, life is about leaving a trace of your passage...

Also, do not think girls owe you everything, nor do you. Be equal, enjoy her presence as much, and be loyal. Stop going to those shitty girls night raves, and enjoy more healthy social activities; you won't regret it in your 40s.
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When i need to not go hard, in army shower gym etc, i used to sing the tenacious D showdown with the devil quiet.

>theres no way that we can win that was a masterpiece
>he rocks too hard becouse he's not a mortal man
>GOD DAMNIT KAGE
he's gonna make you his sex slave, youre gonna gargle mayonayse
>NO
>unless we bust a massive mamajam
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>>610378575
happened to me too, i litterally stopped thrusting after a few strokes. And I was too embarrassed to tell her about it afterwards so i made up a bs excuse
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>>610378926
Depends who puts their dick in the other guys ass first when you and your boyfriend fuck...
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>>610378926
if you get near the asshole, you'll smell it. no escaping that. unless she showers right before you fuck
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>>610378926
dunno how common it is exactly, id say 50% though
>>610379196
kek
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>>610378173
My first time went pretty well actually...lasted like 4 minutes which is tons better than expected
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>>610379366
but my asshole smells clean all the time

are girls really that disgusting?
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>>610378245
Took me 2 seconds, max. If you couldn't do it you probably have some sort of cognitive impairment.

Tell me, what direction is the woman (pic related) spinning?
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>>610379145
kek
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What are some ways that will be amazing for her like when I finger her I us my 2 middle fingers and I go up and down on the roof in her pussy makes me cum withing 3mins of that non stop how can I do this with my dick?
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>>610368504
Fibonacci sequence? What the fuck? How is that supposed to work!?
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>>610378842
exactly.
That just proves it's all in our own heads not dicks
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When I get fucked, my balls go up and down and make weird slappy noises on the guy's thigh, how to make my balls less loose?
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>>610379723
nigga, you can't smell your own asshole
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>>610379366
if you're clean enough it shouldn't smell at all throughout the day
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>>610379836
does it matter
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>>610379865
>NOW IT'S TIME TO BLOW THIS FUCK DOWN
>HE'S GONNA RAPE ME IF WE DON'T BLOW THE DOORS DOWN
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>>610379923
just add the previous 2 numbers, start with 1.
1
1+1=2
1+2=3
2+3=5
3+5=8
5+8=13
AND SO ON
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My best advice is ignore everything you see in porn, you'll never make a woman cum that way. Best method is missionary, get your old chap right in there and just sort of rock using the bed as leverage, it'll be rubbing right on her G-spot and your pelvis will be on the ol' clity, works 90% of the time
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Gib tips for a 5 inch bro. She says she has a hard time feeling it in most positions. Wat do?
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>>610379934
Fuck him don't get fucked how about that
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>>610380432
Break up with her because her pussy is loos as fuck
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>>610380012
call your gf right now. go and smell her asshole. tell me what is smells like
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i can cum pretty fast, but the other day I had some wine (not drunk), enough to make the dick less sensitive. Fucked a girl for nearly an hour, the day after she spasmed just by touching her clit. was funny
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Why do I only like like 5 pumps doing doggy but can generally go 10 mins in every other position(basically until she's close to climax or I get bored)

Basically if I'm in OPs pic I'm cumming in like 8 seconds
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>>610380432
>hard time feeling it

dude that means she is a blown out whore
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>>610380578
i garantee you it'll smell like shit. But she's kinda dirty. I'm not going doggy with her, or rarely.
The way i clean my asshole, there's no chance it smells, no chance. I have my techniques.
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>>610380398
I know. But how would that make someone last longer?
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>>610376980
this has happened to me a few times, i just did what >>610378575 said. really sucks.
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I've been dating this chick for a while, but she's too tight, any tips on loosening her up?

Also apparently I have trouble maintaining an erection with a condom on. Any tips? I've started masturbating with condoms, in order to get used to the feel.
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>>610380948
keeps your attention elsewhere.
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>>610379145
>with the devil quiet
>I AM COMPLETE
What do you mean?
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>>610380426
fucking no anon
>that made up statistic
Clearly you haven't been with enough women,
They are all different and the point is to understand the one you are fucking.
They differ from ones that cum in every position though those who cum only in one or only when pleased by fetish to those who are unable to cum during penetration.
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>>610369338
if you seriously get lip dick after jerking off 2 FUCKING HOURS BEFORE HAND dont even bother calling yourself a man. Got dam i feel bad for your girl, i hope shes cheating on you with a real man.
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>>610380860
me2
it's basic instinct.our ancestors have been fucking in that position for 500 million years. so when you are in that position, your primordial brain takes over and you do what sex is supposed to do: put semen inside the vagina
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>>610381165
use thinner condoms? cant feel shit myself with "normal" condoms.
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>>610380860
Ha this used to happen to me but not so much anymore. Its still the go to position for nutting after she's cum though.
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>>610381244
sadly, this is true.
Would be cool if every woman would get off the same way, by following the same procedure. Would save a lot of trouble.
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>>610370722
You could have googled it you fucking it idiot
Did you seriously just ask somebody to draw you a diagram in ms paint?
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>>610380948
it's a distraction. keeps your subconscious from sending the "pull it" signal to your dick.
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>>610381165
Use a lubricant
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>>610381409
I got new ones that are supposed to be ultra thin and extra lubricated(for the tightness issue), so I guess that should help. But I think my mind is just stuck in a positive feedback loop and that I get scared I won't be able to keep it up in a condom.
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>>610381165
Ask her to go on the pill/implant/some birth control.
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>>610380948
it takes your mind off of cumming you newfag
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>>610380005
Motherflippin LOL

And alas, I have experienced a girl who was gorgeous and appeared totally clean smelled vaguely like poop as soon as I got down to that general area. Still gave her head for a bit to be polite. Was only the second girl I had sex with.
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>>610381165
sorry anon I would only recommend changing gf.
you both have the same problem which is being too stressed.
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>>610381244
Works for most woman... the other top method is just letting them do all the work, alot of girls cum pretty easy if they're on top and doing the grind.
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>>610369338
>getting limp dick unironically
Are you like in your mid 40s or something?
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Funny how we talk about things freely and honestly here.
The same group out in the street face to face would be so fucking awkward.
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>>610381272
maybe he's just a bit older than you are?
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>>610368504
Everyone who says they can feel shit with a condom on needs to make sure they drop some good old lube inside the condom first.
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Introduce your woman to her own pussy early on in your relationship. She's more open to exploring your kinky side at that time. Tell her how much you love the smell and taste of her pussy and make her share it with you (kiss after oral, go pussytomouth with fingers/cock). Tell her it's kinky and kinda your fetish. Women love to think of themselves as kinky and able to satisfy a man's desires. She'll soon find doing it turns herself on and will do it to impress/arouse you. She'll even confess to tasting/smelling her pussy when she's feeling horny and you're not around.

That should be the minimum baseline for what your women does for you. Get her to love her pussy asap.
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>>610382062
>>610381272
>>>/out/
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>>610382081
This
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>>610376251
But I do miss the good old days of being able to fuck all night.
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4chan showed me the RIGHT way to have sex
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>>610381165
Make sure there's lube inside as well as outside.
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>>610368504
Relax yr buttocks
Also exercise PC muscle
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>>610379145
>>610381226
>with the devil quiet
Ah, it just hit me. You quietly sing it to yourself. I thought you sang it but when it came to the devil parts you sang it more quietly.

Fucking love that movie.
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>>610382377
What if I don't like the smell of that thing ? I go down on it fairly regularly and do a decent job but i genuinly don't like its smell. Even when it's super clean.
Wat do ?
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>>610380921

But shes not blown out and Im only her second bf. Any real tips? What positions can I do that penetrate deeper?
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>>610382805
Flavoured lubricant
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>>610378173
My 1st time with virgin gf
She was too tight, couldn't get it in, even after a good 3h foreplay and shit
;[
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>>610381165
Fingers > Penis > Fist

Lube
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i used to sing the star spangled banner in my head to kill unwanted boners
the years of thinking about the star spangled banner while aroused has associated it with sexual arousal and now i always show up late to baseball games
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>>610383012
That might be an idea. How could i come up to her with it though ?
"HEy, your pussy smells, let's put lub before i touch anything" ???
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>>610376980
thats my fcking gf man. She doesnt understand when im subtle about it and tell her to go shower before we do it. Why cant they just wash with water, how hard is it?
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>>610382377
Agreed. I have the luck to be with bisexual woman right now. (and she loves not only pussies in general but also her own body)
B4 her I always missed something and she showed me what really turns me on.
The way she plays with herself to satisfy me is just fucking amaizing.
She was already pretty confident with her body and sexuality but after I told her how much I love her pussy she's better in bed
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Sex is good.

Eating female ass is good.

Tonguing female ass is good.

Nutting is good.

Fuck your advice. Do what feels good, scrub.
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>>610382520
actually laughed out loud.
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What's a good way of asking a girl who I've talked to about banging?
"hanging out"?
she has talked about taking my virginity etc
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>>610383328
>she has talked about taking my virginity etc

At this point just ask her jesus

How much more clear of an offer do you need

please b b8
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Alright you cucks, time to give you a move I just perfected the other night.

Step 1: Have woman lay on back with legs spread
Step 2: Start fingering her with middle finger as it's the longest. Make sure it's your right hand that you're using at first.
Step 3: Turn hand around so that the palm is facing towards her asshole and your knuckles are facing towards her clit.
Step 4: Begin to rub middle finger knuckle on clit while still fingering her. It might not be the most comfortable position for your hand/finger but I'm double jointed so it doesn't really bother me.
Step 5: While doing that, stick another finger, ideally your other middle finger but any will work as long as it's not on your right hand, and start to finger her with both fingers simultaneously while still rubbing the clit with your knuckle.
Step ILostCount: Pick up the pace a bit, almost to where your right hand is vibrating. Vibrating is good.

If done correctly, you can make a woman cum almost instantly, and multiple times as well. I made this spanish bitch cum 3 times in a row the other night. I think they call it "riding the wave".
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>>610382062
30's, I have something to tell you. Sex, like everything else, get's boring. When I was 16 I could stay rock hard because what I was doing was new and exciting. Now not so much, unless the fucking is kinky and interesting.
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>>610383328
find a lame excuse to hang at her place or yours.
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>>610382805
Dude, you think cum tastes great? Suck it figuratively up and act like you love it if you care even a little about the girl. I wouldn't drink a tall glass of warm pussy juice, but when I'm with a girl I'm in to, that shit is like Yoo Hoo to me.
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>>610383328
>she has talked about taking my virginity etc
ask her if she wants to go out, tell her you'll do a prebooze at your place. instead of preboozing get her drunk (not too much), then watch funny videos on the internet, then casually go to a porn site. end up anally fisting her.

that's how I do it anyway
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>>610383053
Done this twice in last 6 months. after a minute trying to jam my cock in their pussies Id explode barely an inch in. kept happening for a few months til i broke them in.

protip: virgins are annoying and awful at sex
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>>610381272
thats the most poetic post Ive seen here in years
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>>610377626
this happened to me too with an ex. whenever we 69'd her ass stunk. my current gf keeps her ass quite clean so analingus and ass fucking is always on the menu for my pervisions : )
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>>610382400
hey man, dont get mad at me, im not the one who gave you the limp dick
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>>610368504
Want to get good at oral? Just lick the ABC's, if you run out of letters, start doing numbers.
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>>610381165
If you have a girl that is too tight, you are not fucking her good enough. You should be ashamed.

My girl was so tight, we couldn't fit it in missionary, so you know what she did?

She pushed my ass on my back, got on top of me and lowered herself on to it. Moaning the whole time.

She was sore for 3 days and very happy about it.
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>>610383587
just do palm up and use yr thumb on the clit

make the 'come here' motion with your middle finger and another
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>>610382300
you mean can't* ?
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>>610383268
"Hey let's try this out", You prob won't get away with it all the time.

Or tell her you get off on strawberry flavoured pussy (or whatever flavour), that it's a kink you feel comfortable sharing with her (women eat that shit up, makes em feel special)
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>>610383587
thanks anon, will use this. girls get bored with same old
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>>610383707
I'll suck it up. She's not that clean though and i'm hate germs. I think i'll dump her soon anyway, so no pb.
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>>610381938
She's on the pill due to hormonal issues, but she's super worried and makes me use double protection
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>>610383756
>One time I fucked my gf the day she finished her period. S

This man is a Beta God
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>>610383848
am 17, don't have a limp dick bro. I just don't like the negative attitude you show
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>>610384401
Oh well, if she's legit dirty and it's short term, then tell her to fucking shower up. I thought you just didn't like pussy smell in general.
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>>610384136
That gave me an idea. I'll try it out. Ty anon
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Another tip I'll offer from one of my many sexual encounters with random women I've met.

Step 1: Stick both fingers in parallel to the vagina. Think of it as making a finger gun but use both the pointer finger and the middle finger.
Step 2: As you're fingering her, pick up the pace a bit but maintain a sensual rhythm.
Step 3: Begin to move both fingers inside the vagina opposite directions. Ideally, you want to do this around the g-spot. The g-spot is located about 3 inches into the vagina, on the roof of the vagina. When you start feeling pearly-like skin, you've found it, sort of. Anyways...
Step 4: Keep doing this as fast as you can (which shouldn't be too fast anyway since it's an awkward movement of your fingers) until she cums. If she pulls away, grab her, don't let her get away and keep doing it.

If done correctly, you can make a woman cum in about 2-3 minutes, depending on how good you are. Also, this move is best coupled with getting a blow job while your partner is in a sort of doggy-style position. Obviously, her side would be facing you so that you can reach her vagina.
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>>610384568
You dumbass, double protection makes things worse.
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>>610378139
I'm the same way. I have to fuck extremely hard the first time or two with a new gf in order to cum. but then once I'm used to them, I will cum in seconds if I don't pace myself and concentrate (thinking of my grandmother or dead animals helps)
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>>610384695
I think it's both. I didn't like the smell on other girls too. Made me think I was gay or something.
You genuinely like it ??
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>>610384815
How so? By double protection I mean pill + condom
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Having a foreskin is the Best sex tip

Restore your foreskins cutfags

Look into TLC TUGGER
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>>610384814
Do you try licking her clit while fingering ?
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>>610383926
So perhaps I should let tell her to go on top?
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>>610385175
I would hope that is what you mean.
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>>610379637
i laughed and and learned

>I also have the weirdest boner
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>>610374415
Lamest sex ever. men run shit for a reason
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>>610385229
Alright then.
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>>610385041
Like I said, I wouldn't buy a carton of it in the store and drink it, but just like I love a chick to swallow my load, I love to eat pussy because it gives the girl pleasure. And I don't know if it's cause I was super in to the girls or if it was a chemical thing, but there have been a couple chicks I actually liked the taste of their pussy.

I've had a girl get grossed out by my cum and it turned me off to her so much. Too bad, cause we were incredibly compatible in many ways, but I dropped her because she didn't like cum. Or should I say she didn't pretend to like it..
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>>610385394
Maybe.

As long as she is comfortable with that. Having a girl on top lets you penetrate them as deep as possible. It can also hurt them, when you are too big.

You need to know your girl.
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>>610385314
No because I wouldn't be able to reach. What you want to be doing is sitting on the ground or in a bed with your legs straight out. Have the woman approach from the side to where you have a side profile of her body, and have her start sucking you. Once that starts, her vagina should be in reach and that's when you go to work. Definitely not talking about a 69 position but I guess licking the clit would be great if I was talking about 69. I don't usually go down on random chicks, I just use them for sex and sexual experience.
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>>610374415
what anon forgets to mention is that she'll do literally anything after this. also, don't always do what she asks. that looks weak af
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>>610374415
>Slightly Become more dominant
Take her hair in the following way: if you're behind her, just put your thumb and index finger around her lowerneck, move it up until you've got a good piece of hair and then twist your hand a bit. This way you hold the base of her neck hair and it won't hurt.
>I'm going to show you why you chose me.
>Put other hand on her tighs, firmy press her back against your pelvis.
>bite, lick kiss her neck while you steadily fuck her

I just got you a wife.
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>>610386142
Except for the fact that, you know, porn =/= real life sex. Most bitches really enjoy, and cum, to shit like getting pounded really fast and hard. It takes a great deal of stamina, but it can be achieved in a relatively short amount of time if you learn to ignore getting tired.

What you described is a good move to use on a girl that you're trying to get to like you. For random sexual encounters, pounding that pussy and making her cum is far more important, and valued, than the whole "Oh baby, lemme kiss yo back in this sensual way" sex. Trust me bro, I know.
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>>610386017
Ok, I see what you mean.
Though, why not going down on random chicks too ?
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>>610383926
I actually had the same thing with my girlfriend of 3 years. Now we fuck a lot. Took some time to get her to make me her first though. Well worth the wait
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>>610386776
this
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>>610387236
congrats anon
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>>610375715

>I don't even need time to recover I can go again immediately

I remember being 16 too.
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>>610387143
The same reason why you should most definitely always strap up when fucking a random chick. You don't know where that pussy has been, and girls like to lie to make themselves not seem like sluts, which all of them are. For all you know, she could have fucked a nigger with a horse cock before she decided to hook up with you. Why would you want to risk putting your mouth on that? Going down on a girl is something you do when you want the girl to like you, and also something you do to a girl you know. Random sluts don't care about shit like that. All they want to do is cum and choke on your dick, which I always provide.
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>>610385908
Yeah, I get your point. Guess I should just man the fuck up and pretend I like it. She swallows my load like it's sugared cream I should be able to handle a little smell;
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when you give head, use your flat part of your tongue and make soft circular movements. Use one or two fingers to basically scoop the insides lmao, alternate a bit of shaking of the fingers as well.
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>>610387789
MAan, that's nasty shit. Fuck.
But you can tell if she has stuff like that anyway, from the type of girl, hygiene, how it looks and smells. There's way to know beforehand whereas she's dirty or not.
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>>610387236
My girl was tight, because it had been months after she had our kid. It was as if she were a virgin. It was like having an experienced virgin. Pure bliss.

Not all girls are loose after kids, take my word for it.
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>>610387821
makes sense.
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>>610376980
This. Especially nigger girls
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>>610383587
How can you have your finger inside of her and your knuckle touching her clit ??
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>>610375715
Hey guys I found the 16 year old that only jerks off. Try fucking and cumming in a real pussy. It's a different story
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>>610389260
>touching a nigger girl
>ever

I don't care how well they fuck, I'm not going near that mud.
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>>610389324
I don't know how else to describe it. I thought I gave enough detail. Lemme try to draw it on MS.
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>>610381165
Legit, start fapping to latex porn
The moment the condom goes on, I'm rock hard.
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>>610378277
what's this from ? i can't remember the site/software that permitted to do that
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Okay so, this is what I was able to draw. Let me know if you need more insight.
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>>610380015
You now have autism. Congratulations!
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>>610390926
Oookay. So, on the way out you move it up a bit and rub your knuckle on the clit. Got it.
It doesn't sound very efficient but i'll try it someday.
I usually go with 2 fingers in, tongue on the clit. Or 2 in and 1 in her ass.
Anyway, thanks for the drawing anon
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>>610391500
Just work up a pace fast enough to where it seems as if your whole hand is vibrating. Basically try to make it tremble; this is key.

Once you're that far, stick another finger in and start to rub the spot that's under where your right middle finger is rubbing.
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>>610379086
thank you anon
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>>if she is a squirter, alternate very quick and deep thrusts (put pressure on that pelvis!) with very quickly pulling out. if you do it right, she'll squirt the moment you pull out. enjoy the show.

You sound like a horrible lay. Do you get all of your sex knowledge from pornos and sex mags or something?

Here's all you need to know about sex:

>Communicate

>Pay attention to her body language

That's literally all you need to know.
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>>610378139
For some that isn't a myth. My first time was a total wreck.
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>>610387825
sick of pachina odor?

>Have her shower beforehand
>tell her to scrub her cunt

you're welcome
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>>610370094
Have, done this before. Girl needs to be a little flexible, but it's good shit
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>>610383092
kek
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>>610378139
>>610380860


Same for me. My theory is that it is the most relaxing position where you are still in control.
Whenever we do missionary or basically any other position, I do nearly all the work and also focus on my gf. Getting to cum is harder since you are more occupied with her and it is more tiring.
If you do cowgirl, either the girl jumps up and down which is less effective for me to cum since she does not know which rhythm exactly I need, or she just kneels over you while you do still all the work, which gets us to the same problem in missionary style.

In doggy you are very much in control of the speed and deepness of penetration while also being in a pretty relaxed position, where you need to do minimal physical labour even when you thrust fast and hard.
Also its pretty much the only position where she can close her legs to make her pussy tighter.
Oh and it is a power thing too, at least for me, as well as an ass just looks nice.
>>610380948
focusing on her. Concentrating on what gets her off most. Also doing much physical work like not laying on her but staying in pushup postion during missionary. Its pretty hard to cum while your arms are shaking with the weight.

>>610381863
put it on, then use your dick to stroke her vagina or just go back to fingering and kissing for a while. Relaxing helps. There are no other things people will be able to tell you.
>>610382950
doggy and cowgirl with her being upright. And the sex position from farther up.

>>610383053
my gf was virgin too. First massage her, make her cum with going down/fingering.
Then get her to cowgirl and tell her what a rimjob is. Just rub your dick around her pussy. Tell her she should put it in when shes ready.
Worked for me.
I wouldnt have pushed it in, her face was looking like she was in some serious pain, but doing it herself worked for both of us.
Then get ready for some awkward sex.
Repeat until both of you are good at sex.
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