>>609304324
are you Katy perry? cause your much older than that!!

>>609304324
25

18, 19 in exactly 3 months

19
I'm starting to get a little worried. But no one thinks I'm a virgin, so... At least there's that.

>>609304324
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>>609304815
high five christmas cake buddy
on my way to real wizardry

>>609305006
THEY KNOW

>>609304324
I made it to 22 before I banged the living shit out of my best friend one night. Neither of us saw that coming. We got married and she died 6 years later suddenly.

18

I'll be 30 and a half in exactly four days

> am wizard

>>609305191
Pretty sure they don't

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>>609304920
i didn't lose my virginity till i was 19. Now im a slut with a gf who likes sluts as much as i do. she gets all the pussy i bring home. life is good. still depressed though

>>609305192
I'm sorry man. How have you been doing since?

lost my virginity at 16, currently 26, banged ~25 different girls in that time span.

>>609305530
i'm not too bad looking just really beta and i stay on my computer too much

>>609305192
How'd she die?

didnt get laid until I was 23. She was my first everything. First kiss, first fuck, first relationship.

Lots of sex that year but we split when i just turned 24 and I've not been with anyone since her in the past 4 years. I've seen her around now and then with whichever guy she was seeing at the time, still hurts.

>>609304324
Almost achieved full wizardry.jpeg

>>609304324
25 here

>>609305586
Had 4 bad relationships and met this amazing gal I have super feels for. Gonna marry her, if we survive her crazy ex. No idea why he's trying to kill us (literally) but he's using every bit of criminal in him to do it. Double felon for rape, ex marine recon sniper... I laugh at his stupidity but the cops are even stupider. They make me WUT. and WOW!? at the same time. Scary situation. Gonna fuck him up if he finds me though. He can't legally own weapons.

>>609304324
21 yo here, planning to lose it soon, a girl seems interested in me, i will make my move next week.

I will probably fail but w/e i'm fucking upset to be such a pussy, i will try my best !

>>609304324
Was a virgin til last june (19)
fucked five girls since then

>>609305702
Nothing wrong with being on the computer. You probably have some unconscious stigmas with women. women are easy, they love to be flirted with and love to be complimented. light touching to show interest and yes being nervous really shows.

>>609304324
Im 19 but im gonna have sex in a week or two

>>609305991
... Alright...

16

19, no end in sight

>>609305192
>a half
hahaha tupid nigger that never really happened, ur still a virgin (but ur best friend sitll died)

20.

I am aiming to become the highest level wizard on the internet.

Still a long way to go.

>>609306417
Mods

>>609305467
>browsing /b/

Pretty sure you are repulsive to women. Of course they know.

>>609306078
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction.

>>609306953
I'm average. I'm hygienic, college student, I have a job.

>>609304324
16 yo virigin, hope to lose it before i reach 17

30 here

never had a girlfriend, never been in a relationship, totally kissless/handholdless

women are absolutely sexually repulsed by me. ive had women tell me to give up on women and try men, that I would probably like it

I have a friend who is a girl. closest thing i have to a girlfriend even though she isn't. she has sex with other guys, gangbangs, the full deal, but refuses to have sex with me. told me it will never happen and to never try

even though im not gay all my friends tell me im gay and not jokingly, they are saying it in that manner of offering life advice when a friend tries to help you

im full on wizard and beta as fuck and there is no hope

37

If it doesnt happen in 3 years i'll fuck a whore.
Until then, i still got hope

32.
lost it at 18.
since then
* 23 ladies overall fucked me cuz they wanted to
* ~30+ hookers fucked me cuz i paid them

y'know, just cuz ur not seeing a girl don't mean u have to not be fucking.

>>609307152
>>609306417

underage b&
mods mods mods

>>609307235
why that is?
are you fat? ugly? retarded? or just beta as fuck?

>>609307256
Face pic? Reasons why?

>>609307510
so that mean you want some oc?

>>609307235

addition:

ive been offered escorts by her friends but she continually shuts it down and cockblocks me

ive had a few friends suggest an escort or prostitute and offer to get me one but Im too scared of getting a disease

>>609307256

at least somebody is older than me lol

>>609304324
34, and by choice.

In my 20s I had LOTS of opportunities but I lost my sex drive at 19.

>>609304324
I read that "Hey /b/" for the first line on accident lol. Oh well its pretty much interchangeable for the most part.

>>609307654

im neither fat nor retarded. im told Im not ugly but I don't believe that. im beta as fuck as the original post said.

and the "girlfriend" cockblocks the fuck out of me. im completely submissive to her in all regards and sexually repressed/denied by her. she claims to hate sex and not masturbate but I know better

No virgin here. I'm 38

I've fucked 4-5 normal girls - Sone became long term girlfiends.
I've fucked an untold number of hookers. Probably well over 100. Spent a lot of cash, took a lot of penicillin, came in a lot of mouths and pussies.
$100 will get you a 15-30 fuck session with a decent escort. That's all you need. Go get some ass you stupid virgin faggits.

I am a dude and I have never sexually touched a girl
but I fucked a male friend on mine, a couple times (regret it now)

>>609308383
why penicillin? they fucked you bareback?

>>609307768

Dude, if she's not letting you get ANY pussy at all, stop bothering with her. What a shit friend. She doesn't have to pity fuck you but getting in the way of friends helping you? That's fucked up.

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OP here
we are all doomed.i am little bit depressed because that feels you missed it in your teenage ages.
What i think,it ist not going to be that super have sex like in your 20s.
live sux

>>609309744
>eating so much television that now you think life is all about sticking your meat pencil in a meat hole
faggot, your life sucks, kill yourself

>>609310305
We exist to procreate.

24. Sometimes I feel like I missed out but in general I don't care.

>>609310521
just stop typing already fucking idiot mongoloid, can't believe you're older than 12, stupid jabroni, go eat some plastic bags in the back of a fast food restaurant ignorant shit

>>609310712
Nice counterargument turbonerd.

15

>>609304324
You going for wizardo status OP?

>>609304324
20. I do not have hope.

>>609304324
31
I hope you get to be a wizard too!

>>609308211
nigger are you trying to make me rage? cause it's working, fucking rape that stupid bitch, tie her up and fuck her asshole for all the times she cockblocked you, 10 assfucks for each cockblock, then cut her throat open

>>609304324
34 here. Virgin for life, most likely. I've ascended beyond the need for sex. Hormones calm down eventually.

>>609312426
I sense that you're upset, anon. Wanna talk?
Also, topkek

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>>609312426
Someone has anger problems.

27 as well

>>609312606
>>609312631
im honestly so fucking mad right now

18

>>609312560
wizard

>>609312631
Someone has dicks in their mouth problems

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19 :/ starting to really feel like this guy, maybe if i get a bmw...

>>609312778
Relax, watch some loli porn and have a good fap! Or rape a dog, whatever it pleases you more.

>>609313057
i can't relax knowing that guy is letting that bitch own him like that, im. im/ going to go smoke a cigar at the lake, fuck it, i can't take it anymore, gonna wash my car, i cant do /b/ today

>>609304324
18 here, no chance of me being laid in the foreseeable future and I've kinda come to accept it.

>>609312857
Nice comeback, nerd.

>>609304324
22, but wait. I'm not a virgin.
Get your shit together

>>609307989
I am 34 myself and am just curious, you arent the LEAST bit curious as to what it feels like? or even just havin someone else get your jollies off for you?
I aint a troll or bein a dick, im curious. I thought I was a late bloomer at 18, but 34 and still rockin that, I mean if ur happy and content with that, way to go guy.

>>609313336
this always makes me laugh, because I lost mine at 20 and I played WoW (on eredar)

>>609313336
I love that meter!