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Where's your God now?
>>608566666
No.
OH SHIT
toll
>>608566666
Damn.
>>608577777
Same shit, different day.
>>608566666
script using faggot. go die
Come the fuck On!
>>608566666
Nice script, faggot
>>608566666
wtf
>>608566666
nigger
FUCK
Epic.......
>>608566666
Mexico, OP.
My god is in Mexico. That nigga fucked up and drank the water.
Sphincter_conditioning.jpg
What
>>608566666
Oh allah!
Holy fuck
What the shit
>>608566666
o shit nigger
>>608567040
cool picture. story?
>>608566666
Script fag OP
>>608566666
fucking with me all the time and not helping me in the way I need it. Jesus is pretty cool but his father is something else.
>>608566666
Allahu akbar my friend
>>608555555
>>608566666
EVEN WORSE
really bruh
I don't like the way you butter your bread. You're doing it all wrong and it just makes me want to strangle you mother until she cries. Butter needs to be room temperature first. I mean what variety of bustle-cunt retard doesn't know this? You don't sit there mashing a solidified stick of fat to soften it. That doesn't work. All it does it tear the bread faster. FUCK!
You take it out of the fridge, you sit it on the counter, you forget about it. Was that so damn hard? But no. Here you sit being so ri-goddamn-diculous. How can you fuck up so bad over something so damn simple? Your ancestors survived earthquakes, floods, barabarous hoards, despotic god-kings, plagues, war of a variety of violence unimaginable to even WWI vets, famine, drought and pestilence...
BUT YOUR FAGGOT ASS CANNOT SPREAD BUTTER ON TOAST.
I bet your mother rues the day she let her pussy be ruined to pinch you out. She had a fine pussy, tight and wet, until your wrong bread buttering waste of period blood fell out of it. You need to kill yourself. Straight up drown yourself in the nearest toilet.
And set the butter out on the counter before you do, faggot. GODDAMNIT.
heavenly quints
>>608566666
if you want a copy, its here > quintsscriptget.com
Why don't you have a seat over by my quads, Satan?
>>608566666
*Cough* number of man *cough*
>>608567644
nice dubs
>>608566666
>ooh look at me i got scripted quints!
go die
>>608566666
This stopped being neat back in 2009. Using a script isn't anything new and you're a fag for stealing a perfectly good get from someone else far more deserving. Kill yourself.
>>608567827
u jelly?
>>608566666
How the FUCK do people do this?
I've been here for years and I still don't know
>>608566666
THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
> ???
Bruh
>>608567755
lol checked
if 01234567 or 8 get, Jesus didn't exist.
>>608567786
YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE
>>608567955
phew dubs, we're safe.
>>608567882
scripts
OP here.
Lemme get this straight.
Is it wrong to have a second /b/ tab open, prepare a post on the first, and time a get by refreshing the second tab until I see desirably close post numbers?
Lol fuck you guys.
>>608567869
The word is bored. Annoyed also works here. Vapid is a word that describes you and OP. The more you know.
>>608566666
Toasting in epic bread
>>608568046
FUCK OFF NIGGER
what anime is this
check my 20
>>608568046
Nigger
>>608568046
Yes, obviously, but how does it work?
>>608566666
what is your bidding dark lord
>>608568046
Shut up nigger
>>608567882
Then you are a truly retarded faggot
>>608567799
Dubs-dubs check'd
>>608566666
Holy shit
MFW
>>608567899
those dubs...
CALM THE FUCK DOWN YOU MONGREL
>>608566666
HOLY SHIT!!!
>hail satan
Toasting in epic bread!!!
>>608568046
nigger please staph
>>608566666
Unholy moly would you look at that!
>>608566666
holy shit man this isnt right
>>608566666
noway
>>608566666
Smooth as ice
>>608568056
>implying it wasn't a script
>implying you refreshed and redid your captcha at the perfect moment
You can't time the thousands of shitposts of /b/, even on a slow day. Kill yourself.
>>608568350
Well that man doesn't belong there at all
>>608568444
Checked.
Check em.
>>608568046
Nah, not always. Honestly, most of them probably aren't scripts.
>>608568308
this kills the Asuka
>>608566666
>hail satan
>>608568241
That'll be 8 dollars and 99 cents please thank you
nothing is as impressive as these dubs
>>608568492
Satan put him there.
>>608568056
If your not lying then I tip my fedora to you 12/10 op is not a faggot
If your being a script kiddie
Then fuck off>>608568088
>>608567240
>>608567644
Allah is technically the same Abrahamic God as the "father" in the Christian bible
Check your privilage.
Quads
>>608568589
dat pic related tho
>>608566666
wew lad
lelelelelel
>>608566666
samefag
>>608568946
Damn straight thats me.
Pic related.
I can screenshot properties, too.
>>608566666
If true I'd invite you a beer
if scriptfag fuck you
>>608566666
You have won an OC pic of my gf's snatch...
>>608568888
Something fishy...
>>608568946
nigger what is wrong with your /b/ it fucking hurts my eyes
>>608568888
whaaat the fuuuuckkkk thread is fucked abandon
>>608568888
PLS
>>608568888
That really whoas my mammas
>>608569044
Oh wait.
I redid all of em.
God dammit.
>>608568888
Nice one, OP. You must be the coolest scripter ever.
>>608569111
I have dark mode because the normal version hurts my eyes, too fucking bright
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>>608569241
>implying thats OP
>>608569063
That's gross one
>>608568888
Fuckoffffff
>>608568056
>Implying someone believes you, fucking scripting beta
AVE SATAN
AVESATAN
AVE SATAN
if 12456789 or 0 get nick is not a fgt today.
>>608568888
and you...another OC pic
>>608569535
>Only knows Ave from Fallout
>Doesn't know that Satan is Satani
GTFO casual
>>608568046
Fuck you nigger
>>608566666
>>608568888
What is this magic!?
>>608568888
give it a rest, moot
>>608569333
checkd
>>608569370
This is now a Spiderman thread.
>>608569701
The fuck is fallout?
>>608569815
>Since his withdrawal from 4chan, moot has gotten back into programming and is now the 1337 hax0r that he was always thought of as by newfags and outsiders
>He now spends his nights DDOSing cp sites and trolling /b/
>>608570043
Even MORE casual
333
>>608568137
the miracle of magnets
666
>>608570487
That reminds me
Magnets, how DO they work?
>>608570685
shit
nothing refreshed for me so i was like yo fuck it i'm pressing post
>>608570270
More of a dressy-casual kinda guy. Looks good, but not too good, ya dig?
>>608569333
>>608570000
>>608568888
>>608566666
Epic bread.
k then
>>608566666
> 2015
> scripting
ITT: /b/ attempts to explain this satanic get by:
>posting reaction images
>"scriptfag"
>people shitposting unfulfilled gets
The above, in my book, I consider cancer. OP and thread are both faggots.
>>608570999
Well.....
>>608570878
Yeah no, I can get on board with that style, you got the button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up and those dark jeans that totally made the girl at the front desk check out your ass on Thursday
>>608566666
i have never checkd so hard b5
>>608571226
>on Thursday
Future me?
>>608571425
DO THAT AGAIN!!!
>>608571670
wow thats stupid of me
i double clicked refresh
>>608571508
Nah last Thursday, bro, you remember, you and Derek were coming back from Pannera bread, and she was totally checking you out.
I know because I was watching the three of you from the slightly ajar bathroom door with my cock out through my zipper
>>608570999
wow i got trips on that post... this thread is cursed
>>608571882
blessed*
>>608566666
WHAT???
Check em.
>>608571670
King of shames
>>608572147
yeah i know my roll was sorta caught in bullshit
i tried timing it but my /b/ tab wasnt accurately displaying numbers
>>608571880
Thought it was Derek, smelling like dick. Lord knows he likes the dong.
>>608572373
>roll
REEEEEEE
>>608571216
>2015
>Green text
Dubs below
>>608572499
Awww, shit, going for trips. If 5 or less I go gay
>>608572499
Oh most definitely, you know he tried sucking off Jim at the company retreat last year in Aspen? Gerard nearly fired him but I guess he threatened a sexual discrimination suit against because you know it's not his earnings, he fucking lost the Pritchard account last month after Lydia finally left the faggot
>>608566666
HAIL SATIN
This is now a wew lad thread
>>608573037
Is it really that good of a fabric?
HAIL SATAN
>>608573215
Oh you have no idea
The amount of virgins I have to sacrifice to retain it's softness is ridiculous though
>>608572958
Were you there when he got caught in the back parking lot sucking knob for quick cash? I think it was before Pedro quit, the fag.
>>608566666
SATAN IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR
>>608572933
nice dubs
>>608566666
ALL HAIL SATAN
>>608568899
nice dub dubs
>>608573465
Well if its virgins you seek, go to Seattle.
>>608573559
When was that? Was it after the Christmas party, because I was in Deborah's Prius gettin' some, the drunk whore.
Shame about he psoriasis though, god rest her soul
op is a nigger.
>>608566666
WINRAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HAIL SATAN
>newfriends don't know bout mah scriptfagging
>>608570081
those aren't dub dubs dingus
Nice coincidence faggot.
>>608573939
Around a week after, while Zeke was still in the hospital after tripping and breaking his leg. God, he's such a lard lord....
>>608566666
You son of a bitch!!!!!!!!! Well played bleof
>>608566666
aw hell
>>608566666
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEET
>>608566666
I like scriptkitty
He can do quints and doesn't afraid of anything
>>608566666
This happens way to much.
>>608566666
checked
No way.
>>608568046
Niggerfaggot
Hurrrrr durrrr. Look at my repeating numbers and blow your fucking load. Im such a bad ass. My whole life revolves around numbers. God please i hope I get dubs. FUCKING CANCER. PROVE ME THE FUCK WRONG.
>>608569777
TRIIIIIIPSSSSSS
>>608574448
That kitty looks pretty kitty to me.
>>608574252
Holy shit, he broke his leg? Man, when I set up that Big Mac trap I didn't wanna hurt him, I just wanted his fat ass to take a tumble....and what a tumble it was, the whale broke the fucking fax machine, Gerard was SO pissed but he couldn't say anything because of that last time when Zeke cried during that meeting with Randall Welch after Derek made a crack about his man-tits.
Fuck I love Derek.
dubs of anger
oh hell naw
>>608566666
Right here
>>608574693
This. So much this. People act like its the coolest fucking thing. Its bound to happen and everyone makes it seem like its so rare
this thread is BULLSHIT
dubs get
>>608574448
>offby4kenobi
>>608574773
Oh shit, that was you? I almost ended up taking the heat for that, before Gerard found a BG of mickey D's in Pedro's cubicle. Sweet blame dispersal, bro.
If only I could be so grossly incandubsent
>>608574693
People have the real world for validation
We have 4chan for funny jokes about repeating numbers, you pathetic sack of shit
>>608575377
You are.
>>608575324
You know I cover my tracks, buddy. Gimme a fist bump.
>>608575167
>Being this new
>>608566666
HOLLY SHIIIT
Watch my dubs
>>608575275
IT'S OVER ANAKIN
I HAVE THE HIGH NUMBERS
dubs rides a horse
>>608566666
>>608566900
>>608567011
>>608567644
>>608567755
>>608567799
>>608567899
>>608567955
>>608568088
>>608568444
>>608568744
>>608568888
>>608568899
>>608569111
>>608569199
>>608569333
>>608569777
>>608569800
>>608570000
>>608570999
>>608571277
>>608572033
>>608572499
>>608572788
>>608572933
>>608575377
look at all of those digits.
>>608566666
>608566666
>>608566666
OH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!
>>608575436
I remember when 4chan wasnt used for "funny jokes."
I JUST HAD AN IDEA.
THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT MEGA SATAN IS WITH HOLY 77777 QUINTS
YOU NEED TO BELIEVE IN THE QUINTSSIAH.
>>608566666
Thread from Satan himself
>>608576073
I vote that mega Satan and the Quintssiah have a dual
the dubbenary
REINFORCING SATANIC QUINTS.
>>608566666
Oh my fucking god...
>>608575651
Being this new? Bitch i was here when this gay ass shit didnt exist. Shut the fuck up you stupid underage piece of shit. No one cared what the fuck their numbers were. God damn this site turned to shit because of people like you.
>>608576753
Summer sure is early.
>>608576753
>Trying this hard
>Implying GETS weren't always important
>Implying they're haven't gone from being important to having lost all meaning because they happen every day
>Implying you aren't fucking 14
>>608566666
woo epic
>>608566666
Holy SHIT
>>608577116
You mad?
Captcha; autist
>>608577427
Good one bro, seriously epic, so random lol
>>608566666
what a fuckhead. get on with your life you piece of shit.
God sees your quints and sends his.
>>608566666
oh shit, here we go.....
the big dubdown
check the dubs that everyone watches
>>608577779
Atheists: 1
Christians: 0
>>608577779
ABORT. WE ARE UNABLE TO GO AGAINST THE SATANIC QUINTS
>>608577779
haha noob 1v1 me on rust quicksc0pe battle ill rek ye mum
Damn epic
>>608566851
I know man
wew lad
>>608566666
fucking OP
So, you gonna kill yourself now OP?
Your life has clearly peaked...
>>608566666
I don't normally give a shit about dubs and all that, but I'm impressed
It me the whole time.
Doubles and I go to sleep.
double 89s get?
>>608578144
Checked.
GET GET YEAH
>>608566666
good job moot
>>608566666
what's your script
>>608566666
OH FUCK
>>608579000
checked nice trips
>>60856666
>wat
>>608566666
I wish I could get something like this
All of the angry cunts in this thread being mad for no skills in scripting.
>>608566666
wtf
>>608566666
real people, as in normal or sane people(/b/y our standards) don't give a fuck about losers who wait around just to repost the same shit every 100000th post, kill yourself and these retarded threads
P.S. Mods why are you people so lazy when your job is literally sitting on your ass watching this same shit being reposted every 2 days or so and your job is too clean up spam
>>608566666
Satan fucking Jesus!
if you meet sartana pray for dubs
shits wack
>>608567727
top kek
>>608566666
THE HAPPENING IS UPON US!
>>608579894
Perhaps, PER-FUCKING-HAPS, the threads are gone so quick when they fail that it doesn't matter.
I mean I don't give a shit I'll shitpost all day if I want to.
WHAT IS THIS I DONT E
AVE IN NOMINE GLORIOSA SATAN
>quint 6's
>every other post in the thread is in the 800's
>people still believe
Wut
>>608566666
>>608568888
we're all doomed
>>608566666
>>608568888
>>608573999
Is today cursed?
>>608566666
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>608576671
Close, but they need no reinforcement.
>>608568046
shut up nigger
>>608581197
Run for you're lives!
>>608580372
By my deductive powers mods must be posting these shit threads due to their heretic knowledge of the inner workings of 4chan's servers and access to moot's asshole as they must eat this shit up
>>608568888
>>608566666
What is going on in here guise
>>608582245
>Implying it's not all WT Snacks planning his comeback
is god dead?
>>608566666
WAWAWUA
SATAN ITS YOU
WELCOME BACK
CAN I HAVE GODTIER MOBA AND GUITAR PLAYING SKILLS
When I can't get quints
Hail Satan!
>tfw quints shark will forever be the most replies i ever got to quints
>ITT: getting really freaked out/pissed off for some reason over numbers that appear in the corner of a screen
>>608566666
All hail the Dark Emperor! Long may he reign in Satanic Majesty
>>608566666
You script fags are taking all of the fun out of gets. I hope you're happy.
The next post ends in 7.
Just saying.
>>608583989
check my dubs
![1349067572882[1] - Copy.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/neU24pG.jpg "1349067572882[1] - Copy")
