Actors/Singers you would fuck in a heartbeatif its not the bitch you're wrong
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Actors/Singers you would fuck in a heartbeat
>if its not the bitch you're wrong
>>608173924
> the bitch?
Ryan Newman
Look at that flawless body.
willa holland
Who's "the bitch" and who is that in OPs pic?
>>608174945
Mah nigga
This girl.
;)
>>608173924
>not posing her various tight ass shots from her instagram
OP is fag
>>608173924
who's this fluid druid?
I got a couple of grills, I'll start with my favorite
Emma
>>608175793
>tfw no jazzy chopsticks playing slut to sing me to sleep
Taylor Swift really lights my fire. Especially when she had curly hair.
>>608176035
>before she got fat and turned into a man
>>608176035
I know she's a feminist but would still smash the scoliosis out of her
>>608174900
God tier taste anon.
>>608174945
Also good taste.
>>608173924
Damn Willa Holland is fine.
Mila Kunis within .1184 microseconds. There wouldn't even be enough time for light to bounce off her and enter my pupil. She would immediately be crowned my queen in a fourth of the time it takes for a neutrino to travel 2 centimeters. The only thing keeping me from destroying her skeleton with the impact of my attraction towards her would be air resistance. only 187 bones would be ground to dust with the power of my love for Mila. the other 19 would be mine for all of eternity.
>>608176800
fuck master race right here
>>608176758
shes too nice
I'd like to Orinoco flow all up in her Caribbean blue.
I would suck his dick not because I'm sexually attracted to him (I'm not), but because he's a great actor.
>>608176800
omfgggg
>>608177223
lol unique choice
Meghan Trainor
Audrina Patridge
Lena Headey
>>608177992
/soc/ pls go
>>608175020
This x999999999999999
Sierra Kusterbeck. She's has crazy eyes and huge tits...think she would be a freak in bed.
>>608176887
>>608177372
>tfw i will never fuck the shit out of her
>>608177268
I'd do this too.
>>608178427
wut
>>608178741
Unless it's a hate fuck, then it's fine
oh yea..
>>608177992
Kill yourself faggot
>>608173924
nah op, this
>>608178891
well it sure wouldn't be a love fuck but yeah I'd totally ravage that like the Panzer Division and then buy her breakfast
>>608178625
i like you
>>608177992
id smash this chub until lucky charms flew from her asshole
>tfw she'd rather dye her hair a random color of the random, botch it with kids scissors and then raid gwen stefani's rejected wardrobe
anyone know this feel?
>>608180016
>random color of the random
Okaaaay...time to go get my first coffee of the morning. Off I go.
She's All That era Rachael Leigh Cook. She's drop dead gorgeous :'(
>>608180477
>mah nigga
>>608179756
lol i like you
juno
>>608180477
>>608180713
she fell off the earth though
No love for KP?
Commencing dump
>>608181196
I bet her ass smells like shit
>>608173924
Three years ago I had sex with Allison Pierce of The Pierces.
>>608181052
>>608181196
>>608181256
ok you like her we get it
>>608181404
That would only make sense
>>608181196
sounds good, anon
>>608177992
would marry/10
beautiful girl and she seems fucking awesome
>>608177268
i would too, but i'd do it because he is a damn fine looking man
K, that's all I'll dump for now
>>608178407
Yep, she's sexy as hell
>>608181748
nah, post more pls
her and
Something really sexy about Betsy Brandt. I'd like her to sit on my face.
>>This babe
Aislin Derbez
Emileigh Rohn <3 <3 <3
>>608181916
K, just a couple more webms since you asked nicely
>>608182788
thanks, anon
>>608181490
lol tfw when she saw the camera was going
>>608182368
Agree so hard
If you can "fuck" pornstars with Fleshlights and sex toys, what's the alternative for celebrities?
>>608175020
>>608178407
>tfw she calls me oniichan
>>608183085
You can hack their pictures and steal their panties.
>>608183085
Aren't there celebrity fleshlighs too? Anyone?
>>608183777
lol wat
>>608183085
Dude, there are celeb sex dolls for almost anyone. im prety sure
>>608183085
just find pornstar lookalikes and hope that they have their own toys available?
>>608175307
Nicole Peltz
I would fuck her so hard
>>608184387
him*
Alison Brie
>>608184484
you*
>>608184658
would marry/10
Big fan of Peyton.
>>608184036
1. The Fappening
2. Eva Longoria, Evangeline Lilly and Miranda Kerr all talked thier panties being stolen. I stole a pair of used panties from Shelby Wulfert a few years ago. She only plays Maddie 2 on Liv and Maddie though.
I also like Odeya.
Kat Dennings
>Dem tits
This chick has a nude seen in a movie, i can post links if you guys want
>>608185056
I'm guessing from set? How did you do it?
>>608185166
yes.
>>608185316
dont be stupid
>>608185395
She's the perfect manic pixie dream girl. But I'm sure her pussy is wide and deep from all the black dick she loves
She's already been mentioned, but here's another T-Swift.
I never really saw the attraction to her, but this pic started to sway me. Does anyone have the one of her in jeans and a short shirt showing off her mid drift?
>>608183085
Sex tape
>>608185364
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1a0n3n_true-detective-alexandra-daddario-nude-scene_redband
Ill take that as a yes?
>>608185324
I was a family friend actually. Wish I stayed in contact with her. I could be raiding Emmy Buckner and Dove Cameron panty drawers too.
>>608185589
Her vanity makes her repulsive. I thought she was amazingly hot when I knew nothing of her but her looks. That decade a little each thing I learned of her, each song she made that was personal to her, etc.
had a huge crush when she was this age. only this age though..she aged weird.
literally in half of a split of a fucking second
>>608185897
Damn, unlucky. But for the ones you mentioned, I'm guessing they were taken from set or changing rooms. That's the only plausible thing I can think i
>>608186973
Wow! I don't find her that attractive, but that pic just made my dick move lol
>>608182368
yes fuckin yes
captcha: cumsh
Don't know why I find this chick so attractive, sick tunes though.
>>608177992
> fat bitch
> sings about enabling fat acceptance
> also ugly as a dirty hog
I'm all about that treble
>>608186973
>be me
>at the height of my crush on Anna Kendrick
>middle of the night
>parents are asleep, can't make any noise
>fapping to pictures of her
>even hornier than usual
>so horny I have to use my dildo
>don't have any lube, use spit
>fap while the dildo is in my ass
>open this picture
>for some reason my mind is blown, it becomes instantly my favorite picture of her
>I go full slut
>I let go of my cock, grab the dildo and fuck myself
>usually without preparation and lube I can't go really hard
>fuck my ass harder and faster than I ever did
>my asshole is incredibly open
>normally it would hurt me, this time it feels so fucking good
>I'm panting, trying not to moan out loud
>I'm giving myself a merciless pounding and I love it
>I'm staring at her the whole time
>I finally grab my cock and explode all over my chest
>not a prostate orgasm but it feels insanely good in my ass and in my cock
>takes me a minute to recover
>wtf just happened?
>been in love with this particular picture ever since
>always think about this night whenever I see Anna Kendrick
>>608186973
I don't know if I hate her or want to fuck her, post more so I can decide pls
>>608187434
Spitefuck and make her gag on your dick instead of sing
>>608187015
Evangeline Lilly's panties were stolen off a clothes line in Hawaii. Eva Mendes' was stolen out of her trailer I think so they were probably used. Not sure about Miranda Kerr.
>>608187706
Yeah that does sound pretty nice
>>608185316
Love the partial see through.
Eva Green from Casino Royal/300. She doesnt seem to pop up here a lot...but good god.
She's married and pretty low key but still, damn
Taylors Fucking Perfect
more of that Kendrick
>>608186973
I meet her once at SoHo house. She is incredibly short even in three inch heels.
>>608188168
>>608188357
since into the woods I've been pretty taken by her
>>608188168
>>608188498
Eva Green literally has the best tits of all time
>>608188344
good, good...
1 more
>>608188357
where is soho house? london?
>>608187767
Do you know any more? Whoever took Eva Mendes' underwear is so fucking lucky?
>>608188531
I only meet her briefly but she is cute and has a nice personality.
Lana Del Rey
>>608173924
> I just saw her picture in the webm thread and am now in love.
I see right through you faggot.
Idk about fucking but I would date Olivia so hard
>>608188711
There are several SoHo Houses but I am a member of the West Hollywood house chapter.
>>608187322
>>608188682
+1 for Anna Kendrick, I love this woman so much
Honestly, this is one of the more under-rated beauties in the industry
would also date
>>608189166
How hard is it to get in? Lol, you dont have to answer if you can't
>>608188904
I don't remember any more off memory but a quick google search has claims of Megan Fox, Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Lopez having panties stolen.
>>608189419
holy shit
>>608189419
Rebecca Black?
this thread needs more eva
>>608189750
Thanks man!
I'm normally into fat chicks like Christina Hendricks or Kat Dennings but this chick changed my life. Perfect 10/10.
and cuddle with her afterwards
but she ain't even like dick tho
>>608189852
Christian Robinson
AKA Astor from Dexter
>>608181921
good in ahs but better as a blonde in twd
>>608190051
damn she grew up pretty well
>>608190001
wow you have shit taste in women in general
>>608189620
I had to pay a couple hundred for an application. With the application I needed two member references, why I qualify (you have to be in the art/entertainment industry) and then when I was accepted I had to pay 2 k.
too lazy to post a pic, but natalie portman
>>608190363
Damn, the reference part sounds hard lol
608190404 get
Carly Rae Jepsen
goddamn
>>608190204
I can't argue with you. Please see attached image of my fat wife for evidence.
>>608190608
she's just got her hot girl disguise on man, don't fall for the war paint
>>608190503
For me the hardest part was justifying I was in the artist/entertainment industry.
>>608179624
Michael Jackson? You must be underage and banned? No?
>>608191046
Maybe one day, I'll be there! Lol hopefully
Absolutely.
>>608191619
uuugh, she looks 14 and sounds 7
>>608191334
Are you trying to get into the entertainment industry?
>>608191768
That's the point.
>>608191795
what the fuck is that thing.
>>608191795
Yes and no. Mainly screen/scriptwriting. But I also do sketches and other work and maybe even stand-up soon
>>608179205
My nigga
>>608173924
i would do the chick who sings the song "it's all about the bass" or something like that. i'm oddly attracted to her even though i can see her flaws.
>>608176138
Take the curls, it's all yours.
would fuck her too, fucking love her curls.
>>608191981
Dove Cameron
>>608192385
The first picture was so nope.jpg but this picture is so hell yes.
what is happening.
>>608177992
i'm with you even though she's got a big nose/face and meh body.
nice tits though
>>608182081
Boing. That version of her has always done it for me.
>>608185589
like this?
>>608192990
I know it, I want to grab that cross necklace and use to to asphyxiate her while ramming her from behind.
I fucked Kelly Osbourne while she was doing "the Osbournes".
I wasn't particularly attracted to her, but we were drunk. She doesn't give head. Not the best sex I've ever had.
>>608193324
Sad thing is she might just kick my ass if I tried that. Or who knows she might be into it.
>>608193551
she'll be into it.
>>608193452
eww
I remember an episode where she wouldn't take a shower for weeks
>>608192689
Yeah I don't like that pic for her face but it shows off her tits.
I'm still hoping for more Dove Cameron fappening pics.
elle fanning please
>>608179463
Yes m8
>>608191619
lol @ dat guy staring at her chest
if someone doesn't post more eva green in this thread im going to break my dick in half
>>608194372
google.com
>>608173924
>pic related
Milana Vayntrub
>>608194783
Holy shit the amount of people obsessing over her on here lately, starting to think its one person.
>>608195085
Too bad everone was being a dick about her nude scenes. That makes it less likely she will do more.
I know where she lives, OP. :)
My brother lives in her complex.
>>608195434
Probably. The last time she was hot was like 15 years ago. Once she got the titty implants/piercing and started acting like a whore, her appeal took a nosedive.
>>608193709
you do realize everything on that show was fake don't you?
>>608195481
Oh well. That just means were body will look like this forever.
>>608189017
hipster fag
>>608196094
says who?
>>608196094
The Osbournes is actually one of the few, if not the only "real" reality show.
Ozzy was a burnout who probably had tons of flashbacks. That's a comedy gold mine and they didn't need to fake that.
>>608194783
just a dime-a-dozen blonde with a titjob. What's the appeal?
>>608195971
That looks shooped
>>608196094
She's gross
>>608194783
Maybe if it was 2002, otherwise no
>>608196536
It's not. People thought it was period blood but she says it was spray tan. I don't know which is worse.
>>608196416
says the osbournes. they've done tons of interviews after the show finished where the talked about all of the fake shit.
>>608196780
Ahaha holy shit
RIP 2002 christina
>>608174900
I met her. Kinda bitchy.
>>608176800
>>608196564
yeah she is, so what?
how often would you turn down the chance to fuck anyone?
>>608178620
>huge tits
nigga r u blind?
dontt get why we havent hit this yet but um.....
>>608196876
If you were on a show that made your entire family look like degenerate drug addicts, wouldn't you try to deny the truth behind it too?
without a doubt
>>608197192
Paul Dano in a wig?
>>608196564
someone with that bad hygiene?
quite often
>>608197015
Uh, I was just saying that it was possible that she didn't, in fact, take a shower for weeks because she was gross.
>>608197267
grouper
This goddess
not an actor/singer, but...
>>608196518
seriously?
>>608197433
meant for
>>608197015
>>608175805
thats not emma fag thats Cara
>>608190001
generic/10
>>608197124
that part they didn't deny. all less drug shit was shown than actually happened.
all of the meeting celebrities shit was fake. very little of the show was outlined and scripted.
Name a more perfect face
Protip: You can't.
>>608197586
Looks like a man. Even "her" "tits" look like moobs.
>>608197722
Sorry bruh, not into amphibians.
>>608197455
she is gross, but it has nothing to do with her hygiene.
Felicty Jones fuck you all
>>608197790
i thought people on this board liked traps
>>608197586
Gaben looks different than usual here
Sky.
>>608197790
pretty sure it is
>>608197562
you have some real leveling up to do before getting this epitome of scorching hot perfection
>>608197722
i think its just me but i dont find emma one bit attractive. like she's definitely not ugly but i would absolutely turn down a date
Always Hayden panettiere
>>608198107
most people just have lingering boners over her when she was underaged in harry potter. In movie 3 she was extremely fuckable
Maisie Williams
>>608197949
That's not a trap, that's what the trap is set for.
>>608198348
>pic related
>>608198087
>tfw she will never sit on my face
Why go on
>>608198392
Holy shit I love Ice Age!
>>608185395
wasn't she married with a emo fag then got pregnant of another dude, who's not black?
>>608198348
yay he made his tired old joke, let's applaud him guys!
>>608181052
it's ok that you're still 13
>>608198107
Yeah, I don't get it either. Giant wide-set eyes, wide mouth, horse teeth, strong jaw. I give her face a C.
>>608198119
she's pretty hideous without make-up
i'd still do her given the chance, but i've seen her IRL and illusions were shattered.
>>608198573
>joke
Not even, anon
>>608198527
wrong post->
>>608185583
>>608198575
She has a killer bod.
>>608198300
Now she has shitty implants and her pussy is worn out from fucking a giant and having his baby.
She's so hot now that she's older. I want her to be my mama.
Jenna Louise Coleman
oh god
>>608197722
scarlett johansson
>>608199485
This must be what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose job.
>>608199935
He got his first nose job when he was still kinda black.
Christina Ricci
Olga Kurylenko
Lindsay Lohan
That's the combo for me.
>>608200175
Was this before or after he powdered Home Alone like a cop donut?
a friend of mine fucked this
>>608186973
came here to say this
>>608199887
Her and Tay Tay in a threesome...
>>608189685
This. Would respect the shit out of her!
>>608200916
>>vegan mag
>>PETA shirt
Everything I needed to know to that she was a crazy bitch all in one picture.
>>608200891
Before. Sometime before Thriller.
>>608200916
Impressive. Did he get a plaque or something. "Joan Jett lover No.431"
>>608200916
>man hands
>man jaw
>biceps
>no tits
your friend fucked a dude
>>608176800
such a qt3.14
wood merry and berry etc etc
>>608197009
the walking dead was kil after that
take away the only good char and u are ded
the ded arent walking no more
>>608197617
really faggot >>608175020
>>608176469
>its a man baby
>>608176147
i forgot she was ever this hot
>rhymed
>>608197104
Great choice
>can't tell if this is her or not
>>608197009
tweezer knife/10
thanks for the reminder nigger
>>608197104
>>608202735
looks like she's hiding nuts in her cheeks
>>608194874
oh god thats scary. What the fuck
Theres just something about her...
>>608202735
Wrong celeb. That's Madeleine Martin.
>>608203534
Yeah. I love that vapid look in the eyes of a NZ girl. The way she hunches over like she rings bells in a church. My dick...
>>608203746
After you fuck her you can squeeze yourself some goddamn OJ from fresh oranges on her fucking chin.
