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69 decides what I do with this
in. the. pooper.
>>607977821
w/ timestamp
>>607977821
rollin
>>607977667
up your ass
>>607977667
put a cigarette in your butt and light it with that
grab a lighter and light that shit up
post vid of lighting your taint hair on fire.
>>607977667
burn a mosque
Stick up pooper
>>607977667
shelve it
Shove in ass
>>607978118
This. With timestamp.
>>607978233
roll
>>607977667
> pull flint out
> stick flint in pee hole so half of it is poking out
> superheat flint with different lighter
> when bright red
> bash cock against concrete
> enjoy the fireworks!
>>607978118
oh god I'm changing my roll to this
>>607978233
rollin
light your taint hair on fire
>>607977667
light timestamp on fire
torture some kids, you wont no balls
>>607978233
roll
>>607978360
Re rollin
>>607977667
rolllllllll
Rolling for pooper and proof
light leg hair on fire
>>607977667
snort flame
Set your balls on fire.
Your mothers asshole, it's been waiting
Be a cool 12 year old that found a lighter
>>607978233
re roll
stick it up your ass
>>607978209
roll for inception
stick it up ur ass and try to light for a few seconds
Burn your shirt
>>607978118
Reroll w/ proof
>>607978627
> smoking cat hair
Set ass and/or gooch pubes on fire with timestamp.
>>607978209
rollingg
Eat it. All of it.
Use it, and some gasoline, to light your biggest enemy's house on fire.
if you're the same guy from the pen thread fuck you
urethra was rolled and I delivered for last OP with chopsticks and my shitty phone camera
Do nothing
>>607978233
rerollllll
Hold over arm for at least thirty seconds.
>>607978209
roll
>>607978910
Reroll
Give it back to your mom
>>607978209
roll for this
>>607978910
Rollin
>>607978233
rerollings
light a cigar
>>607978809
roll
>>607978910
Get
>>607978955
roooool
Winrat
>>607978910
not happening
>>607979169
winrar
up ass, light
Drink the Fluid
urethra
>>607978118
Reroll with timestamp
>>607979169
winar
>>607978118
Rollin
Light it for 1 minute and give yourself a Bic brand on you wenis.
>>607979169
WINRAR
>>607979169
noice, good luck op
>>607979169
poor op, this gonna leave battle scars
balls in fire
Spark gooch hairs alight.
>>607978955
Heard you wouldn't OP
i like to take them and put them in my mouth and push the valve to fill up my mouth with gas and then puff it into the flame and get a little bit of fire. It was better in the old days when they had a flame adjustment. You could crank it on high and tip your head back to get liquid butane. DON'T INHALE. It's no Gene Simmons flamethrow but it's neat. If you're riding a bicycle you can hold the flint wheel against a tire and get a neat spark show. If you have two you take one and grind some powder with the flintwheel slowly so it doesn't spark. Then light the other one and hold the first one about 5 inches above the lit one and tap it to shake the steel particles into the flame. They look like little fireworks.
>>607978955
>You didnt say it had to be lit.
>>607979169
man i wanted it up his ass
>>607979301
roll
>>607979169
Enjoy Op
Mail it to me OP... i need it.
>>607979560
OP is a bitch. Fucking do it pussy
>>607979560
pussi
>>607977667
Light it under your nutsack until it runs out of butane.
>>607979560
deliver op
>>607979169
Holding over arm
Light your pubes on fire. If no pubes light hair.
>>607979169
>hold over arm
so OP's going to be holding a lighter above his arm?
>>607979947
Son of a bitch...
>>607979947
lel, my thoughts exactly
LIGHT IT UNDER YOUR DICK.
Take a picture of it next to your face with a timestamp
>>607979947
lol rekt
this is what you faggots get for using shit grammar.
>>607980018
winrar's fault for being retarded
>>607979947
you fucking cunt
>hold over arm
>>607979947
>>607978233
reroll
>>607978955
That's dumb why would you hold the lighter over your arm. That does literally nothing...
>>607978233
edgy as fuck
Inhale all of the butane.
>>607979947
Dumbass. Fine just roll for holding your arm over and near the flame for 30 seconds.
set fire to computer.
never visit 4chan again.
>>607979947
Op provided before my picture :/
Light your blankets on fire in your bedroom and do nothing about the fire for 10 minutes.
>>607979169
>>607978955
You do realize he will hol it OVER his arm... not under. Goddamn youre retarded
I'll do a legit Winrar, new get is 83
>>607979947
OP is pussy, anon is fucking retarded
>>607978955
>>607979169
Thread is done. Anon fucked up because they are shitbrains abandon ship
>>607980674
Hold over arm for another 30 seconds
lighter in pooper
>>607979884
ROLL.
Lets dox OP
>>607980754
roll
>>607980325
We already had a burning church thanks to Mr Varg. So why not a mosque this time?
>>607977667
Put it up ur dick and try lighting it with ur mouth
>>607979947
MY SIDES
>>607979884
please roll.
>>607980368
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Re roll
>>607980674
Up ass, light it up
>>607980754
roll
Light and sniff like its blow. Pics or didn't happen.
>>607980983
YES
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A FAGGOT
>>607980983
oh god...
>>607977667
Is this what /b has come to?
>>607980983
WINRAR
op your life sucks man, i'm sorry
>>607980526
rolling
>>607980914
>as if op will actually burn a mosque
get fuckin real
>>607980983
OP is gonna pussy out
>>607980983
Oooooohhhhhh
Win.rar
>>607980983
kek
>>607980983
>>607980983
OH SHIT
WINRAR
>>607978118
Rollin for the keks
should have just burned your arm
>>607980674
eat it
>>607980983
kek poor OP
Light and sniff likes it's blow. Reroll.
>>607977667
your ass
Light ur farts bare ass
>>607980983
WINRAR
Lighter and Sharpie up pooper
>>607980983
Standby
>>607981620
YES
>>607981620
Good OP my 83 should not be wasted on a pussy
Dont do anything at all, just throw it away
>>607981620
MY TROLL SENSES ARE TINGLING
>>607981620
You will fuck something up i feel it
>>607981620
OP better deliver. Otherwise you have an undying need for throbbing black cock up your ass.
>>607979947
How did OP take pic?
>>607981620
Make sure you allow for oxygen flow to keep the flames going.
lets be practical about this, u cant light something that is up ones ass, but u can light ur farts on fire, with ur bare ass showing. however one could shove it up ones ass and just hang onto it for whenever u need it nextime
>>607982219
timed camera
>>607982287
light it then shove it up ass
It's in, tips on how to light?
>>607982703
I just puked in my mouth.
>>607982703
tape that shit nigga,
>>607977667
eat a live dog
>>607982703
kek!!!!
>>607982703
Gross
>>607982703
Place thumb on flint roller
Flick thumb to spin roller creates sparks
Slide thumb to gas release button immediately and press
Gas ignited by sparks
Helps to do all in one fluid motion.
>>607982703
>>607982703
just light it take timed pic
>>607980983
Do it op!
>>607982703
FIRMLY GRASP IT
Press against anal wall?
Or make a flame and open gas
>>607982703
OP i meant the other way, but its fine
Put the fire in your nose
>>607982703
that's so beautiful.
>>607982703
You. You are a good OP.
>>607983190
Same as hold over arm bullshit, gotta be specific
>>607982703
Fucking OP is going to explode kek
>>607982703
That is one nasty ass op.
>>607977667
light a blunt, if no blunt, up the ass it goes.
Use it to set fire to a shoe and then put it on your head.
>>607980325
stfu faggot.
do u bleach ur ass op?
>>607982703
Here you are...sticking a lighter inside your anus for the entertainment of a bunch of strangers.
Think about that.
And light that fucker up while you're at it
>>607982703
Take off safety and use the ol' reach around?
>>607977667
take every single piece off of it, as it slowly leaks fuel set the fuel on fire, watch as the plastic melts and reaches a critical stage of no longer holding pressure
>>607978211
I like this idea
>>607983618
Bump
>>607978211
This. Head or pubes.
>>607983561
From the looks of his ass we would be lucky if he wipes now and then
>>607977667
bite it untill it explodes. post results with timestamp.
>>607983618
I just tried this without it being in my anus... make sure you clench real tight.
>>607982703
Regardless of what happens next.
>toasting in epic bread
>>607977667
cum on it
Light your computer on fire
>>607984015
You must be new here
>>607978955
>>607979169
> hold over arm
> over
>>607984083
WINNAR
light someones cig for them like that
>>607982703
kek
>Op actually delivers
>Today was a good day
>>607984250
are you fucking retarded
>>607984250
You're really late m8
Rolling for OP to send that pic to his mother.
>>607984204
Not new, everyone knows that 95% of op are usually faggots or never delivar.
see
>>607984329
damn op dat a nasty ass
>>607977667
microwave
>>607984204
>Implying being a new fag isnt being a new fag
Fuck off with that cancer shit already
OP must have killed self
Throw it at the next living thing you see as hard as you can.
>>607984778
what if he sees a plant?
>>607984746
Yes, being a flaming asshole.
fire fart
>>607984996
Then he throws it at you
>>607977667
light a cigarette
smoke it
post pics with proper timestamp
OP here, I'm trying to deliver, it's surprisingly hard to light a lighter while it's inside your ass
OP?
>>607978233
rolling
>>607985165
umm id dodge it obviously, I know it's coming, dumbass
>>607985555
Quads!
can't believe I' actually waiting for this shit
>>607985555
noice quads
>>607985921
It's very suspenseful
>>607985921
ME too man, me too. I've had time for 2 beers and a glass of whiskey lol.
OP here, cant light it, 48 decides what i do instead
>>607985555
checked
Wait for it faggots
clearly theres nothing else to do on a saturday night, than go on /b/ and wait to see if op can light a lighter up his ass.
>>607986360
Burn ass hole pubes off with lighter
>>607986360
Burn your pubes you pussy
>>607985555
rerolling my quads for 48 please cringe mode
>>607986509
Lol scrub
>>607986614
Roll
>>607986360
Not me, still trying, this shit is fucking hard
>>607986700
Checked
>>607985613
You will not be able to dodge it because you are a plant.
>>607986752
file is screenshot because it's from video
>>607986700
700 club,
>>607986752
stick it out a inch and use thumb
>>607977667
post it on /out/
>>607986547
plenty to do but this is what i have chosen. why does this make me so dam happy?
>>607986509
>savesthethumbnail.webm
>>607980674
stretch your ballsack into a batwing with your left hand, then light the lighter, and hold it under the batwing, not stopping until to burn a hole in it
>>607986700
checked
heres what gotta is do. hold lighter in hand and steadily heat bottom of lighter with other lighter. post result.
>>607986752
who took this pic?
>>607986899
webcam
>>607987226
Set up camera and took video, still failed
>>607987226
Your mom
OP here, okay i give up. 69 decides.
>>607986752
See:
>>607983618
And clench down hard.
>>607987654
burn off your eyebrows
>>607987862
fail of a reroll
>>607987654
Burn off that ass hair.
>>607987654
kill self or burn pubes
>>607987654
Go to sleep
Jerk off onto lighter and light a bowl with cum lighter of justice.
>>607987654
Burn off a fingernail
Stick it in your pooper
>>607987654
an hero
>>607978118
This
>>607987989
fuck so close
>re roll
>>607986360
burn your left eyebrow off
1) shave eyebrows
2) burn hair of eyebrows in small bowl
3)snort ashes
>>607987654
not OP
>>607988169
Win
>>607987989
one more time
>>607987654
burn off you tongue
>>607988169
WINRAR
>>607988169
HOLY SHIT
>>607984610
ovr9000 rerolls
>>607977667
Microwave it for 10 minutes
>>607988227
How do you know?
>>607986752
OP - light something else (match, candle, etc) then hold down the red button on the lighter and light the flame. Still achieve flame from ass.
>>607988389
Probably because he is OP
>>607988389
because OP posts pictures
>>607988333
Rolling for this
>>607988169
>burn your left eyebrow off
>>607988333
Microwave it for 10 minutes then put whatever is left in your ass.
>>607988333
checked and rerolled delivar op
>>607988333
>trips
>>607988169
I rolled the 69, but n fairness I was responding to a fake OP and the requested get was 48
Come on OP. If you cant light it, start over,new game.
>>607988169
Win
>>607988861
Doesn't matter, 69 get
>>607988888
>quints checked
>>607988888
.... bruh....
>checked
>>607988888
>quints confirm based as fuck anon
>>607988888
nice double pairs
i got five of a kind, does that mean op starts fire in neighbours yard?
OP did you blow yourself up?
>>607988544
Or he is faggot not being op.
>>607988888
Nice job there.
OP? YOU ALIVE?
>>607989888
This thread is full of gets.
Light your house on fire
Light up a molotov and throw it into somebody's house
>>607977667
shove it up your but and let it pour its flames out
OP IS DEAD . CONFIRMED ON CNN.
