long time no see huh?

Is that what you want me to say or are you saying hello?

>>607701428
do “I can give you over forty thousand reasons why I know that sun isn’t real. I know it because the emitter’s Rayleigh effect is disproportionate to its suggested size. I know because its stellar cycle is more symmetrical than that of an actual star. But for all that, I’ll never actually know if it looks real… if it feels real… before this is all over, promise me you’ll figure out which one of us is the machine.” plox

It's a cortana qoute.

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>>607701428
"i want to feel you inside of me onii-chan"

>>607701997
It's a greeting. :D

>>607702151
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E3CBt2AqaI

>>607702402
haha it's my first time starting a thread tho but hello anon!

Hey, OP, turn your microphone's volume up, we are humans trying to listen, not cats trying to listen.

>>607702396
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LTWHg3brz6
desu desu motherfucker

>>607702499
thx a lot

>>607702946
Oops sorry! My laptop volume is really loud haha I didn't realize

>>607702946
bitch use fucking headphones you little shit

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>>607703096

How about go fuck yourself niggercunt?

>>607703390
YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

>>607701428
do you want us to find lewd shit for you to say or can it be anything?

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>>607702956
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LTWHg3brz6

ty

>>607703581
OP: It can be anything, lewd or no :D

>>607703540
I'm sorry mom! I overreacted!

Say "I love you" but whispering?

>>607701428
“Don’t make a girl a promise…if you know you can’t keep it.” pls?

>>607701428
Say: "No time for the ol' in-out, love; I've just come to read the meter!"

OP, can you say this?

＼(^▽^＠)ノ

Thanks so much OP!

>>607704140
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06b2pvJlqOR
haha is someone lonely?

Lovely voice, do "the next time you take a shit in my garden I am gonna rip apart that car of yours"

>>607704334
You shouldn't laugh at lonely people OP :c

>>607704161
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lpVEOBMCPX

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>>607701428
>western voice
>reaching nip moe
enjoy impossibility

>>607704191
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mycBBM4iH9

>>607704624
would it help you to know that I'm Asian?

>>607701428
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s06b2pvJlqOR

Can you say "Hi, how was your day Julian?"

This is a long shot, but can you do the navy seals thing? Here's it for reference


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>607704860
No because your probs not nip.

>>607704532
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NDYPvpYtJL
This one was fun to do I think someone may have heard me...

>>607704987
It's been done already, I'll do my best to find it

>>607704973
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bY8ZM7o4Kk

"Cum inside me! Please fuck me hard and cum inside me!"

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>>607701428
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J34vVWT3kQ
mother of fuck that makes me rock hard

>>607705237
Well, I couldn't find it, but I do have one about someone becoming a walrus

>>607705524

Eh, that will do.

>>607705320
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bY8ZM7o4Kk
Thank you ^.^, I feel a lot better now.

>>607705237
wait a sec

>>607704987
Requesting this as well.

>>607705426
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hu2jtCB2eg
;)

>>607705846
Talk really softly without whispering, close to the mic, and say the following:
"OP, you're a huge faggot."
pls?

>>607705237
>>607705524
>>607705717
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01oFWX39Rcb

>>607701428
Cierra go away. Know its you Flan. You miss me.

>>607701428
Can you whisper "Allah Akbar" then start screaming i for me?

;^)

>>607704816
Thank you very much, anon

>>607706142
This
do a "LULULULULULULULULULULULU" scream

>>607705124
ty
"so you've done it...thou hast angered me!
May the gods be by your side for when I am done with you, your car will be the least of your problems"

>>607704987
I FUCKED THIS UP SO BAD I'M SORRY
http://vocaroo.com/i/s080fR9lq7BP

>>607705237
navy seal pasta:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gRRQ7wzleQ

>>607701428
Can you say "Stay away from coke-I used to be a lawyer!" please?

OP sounds like a little boy

>>607706321
don't be sorry, your voice is fucking adorable.

>>607706323
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gRRQ7wzleQ
eyyyyyyyyyy
There was another one with someone calling themselves ashe who did it too
I petitioned for the walrus one, so I saved it

There ya go OP, thanks for turning up the microphone and to answer yes, you do sound like one.

>>607706075
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gcMTjDYAAZ

>>607706142
ahh I'm in a private room but in a public building so I don't know if I can do that haha

say :
GIVE IT TO ME GRAVIAX !

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>>607706567
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gcMTjDYAAZ
PERFECT. THANK YOU.

You're perfect, your voice is perfect

>>607706321

It was great, not like I'd be able to say it all in one go anyway :D

Can you say : " Ayman is rumoured to have fucked Mrs Beckett for a C"

>>607706539
this is "lolichan"s version

I have one whole thread of her stuff so yeah.

>>607706311
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WItsXJZPOM

>>607706567
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gcMTjDYAAZ
I beg you, do more of these threads

>>607706907
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GdQmOdri6R

>>607707014
haha this is really fun so I probably will!

>>607706567
well thank you OP for not being a faggot

" I dunno mister it is so big. will it fit inside me?"

"B-b-but that's the wrong hole. I'm scared...Just be gentle OK?"

>>607701428
Say "Ay girl, let me scoop that buttcheek"
Please

Can you say : jack is a slav with a shit fetish and david has a loli fetish

Please do in your most stereotypical Asian voice "Welcome to May Garden. What you want? We busy! You come, you eat, you pay, YOU LEAVE!"

>Sing some lyrics from "Never gonna give you up" Aka The rickroll song pls

>>607707379
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UjC5SRYBwa

Say ''Bearer of the curse, seek souls, larger more powerfull souls. Seek the king, lest this land swallow you whole, as it has so many others''

Sorry if this is too lewd. "I want your cum, I want to feel you squirt all your hot cum inside me! Yes! Yes! Cum for me!"

>>607707415
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SUYGnF6Plm

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>>607701428
"i want you to hold me down and use me like the cum-dumpster that i am"

>>607707199
not to sound like a creep but your voice makes me smile in dark times
:'3

"Niggers and Jews, bad news. I only accept white cocks."

>>607707515
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jUuDBZZvkP

OP do "happy birthday erik you faggot"

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>>607707625

>>607707481
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UZ1sQt3xLY

" I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unaware of loss, Nor aware of gain
Withstood pain to create weapons, waiting for one’s arrival
I have no regrets. This is the only path
My whole life was unlimited blade works"
let's see you try this

>>607707901
fukn kek m8

>>607707901
haha 10/10

>>607707821

>"Can I have a hug? Pwease?"

Op, can you say "Juice juice juice juice juice juice juice juice JUICE JUICE JUICE JUICE" and just keep getting louder for like 20 seconds?

>>607707618
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ygTmD2FC5G

can you say: "im cleaning shit off my cock"

>>607707901
Oh my fucking god THANK YOU! I needed a good laugh!

Say "Macbeth, it's too tight. (moan) Macbeth!"

>>607708108
EYYYY F/SN

I finished that last week, my favorite quote from an anime/VN to date

>>607701428
"Time flies when you're a faggot."
I need this, for science 'n stuff.

>>607707910
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RqlNLzeMbB

>>607708409
>>607708166
I meant to reply to this. I meant THIS was F/SN, not that link
I'm sorry world

can you say: "matthew is a weeaboo in every way except physical.

Just masturbate and record the audio of your moans. Don't be a pussy.

Please say ''Lodus, you filthy sandnigger, i'm all yours tonight''

>>607708166
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10V5KiL5HaE

"Please onii-chan, make it big and hard for me"

>>607708595
omg her just moaning would be amazing!
DUBS!

>>607708447
http://vocaroo.com/i/s105RTDXJYWR

>>607708815
I-I
I am actually slightly disappointed
Someone find a youtube video of this quote so she know wen to pause

>>607707507
DO THIS PLEASE

Ambi-tan?

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wew dawg is 4chan's newest meme.

>when you hear sum lil wayne
wew dawg

>after an epic gang rape
wew dawg

>when you meet a fat white bitch
wew dawg

>kfc announces a new menu item
wew dawg

>>607708595
>>607708901
2 in 1 just for you anons
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13j94EJXKni

Can you say "hey Levi, you're a pretty cool kid."

>>607709168
>>607707507
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ll6JgN20Wc

>>607708409
>>607708577
the second season starts tomorrow, quite hyped

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>>607709303
i just came

>>607709303

>sweatingguy.jpg

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>>607709303
*Salutes*

>>607709507
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s13j94EJXKni
I actually finished the VN
Which kicked ass
I can't wait to watch it tomorrow though, The Unlimited Blade Works Route was always the best route

>>607709022
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s105RTDXJYWR
awesome

The whole Bane scene
From the start where they get him into the plane

>>607709337
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YuKW7Hd9vO

>>607709303
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s13j94EJXKni
hnngh

Give Dave's meat a good 'ol rubadubdub

>>607709888
rub rub for trips

I have't cringed this much in my life.

>>607701428
> ITT: Things id never tell something
>you have a loli voice
>a what? lolly? What's that
>nothing nothing forget we were every friends

>>607709303
it felt so short =(

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>>607709888
nice one

Say "I could always give you the ol' lickeroo"

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>>607701428
"the arches of my soles make a great foot pussy daddy"

>>607709888
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cbOZkqSNJG

>>607709738
Thanks OP! You're a pretty cool kid.

>>607709303
This is the best thing.
Ever.

>>607710142
That's what she said.

>>607701428
you do voice acting as job or is this just your normal voice then?

Is op a girl

>>607709303

>only 7 seconds
Step up your game.

Still hot though.

>>607710177
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MF0GOd2igy

>>607710257
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s105RTDXJYWR
THIS

say "jet fuel cant melt steel beams" and then moan "ryan"

>>607710531
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MF0GOd2igy
Top kek

>>607710402
I actually really would love to voice act for a living... But naw this is just my normal voice

chek'em

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>>607701428
>mfw i know the person doing the voice

can you say " Zed is the biggest slug in the history of slugs and he fucks his cousin amber "

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>>607701428
bert pls?

>>607710746
oh do you now? What's my name?

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please say: "don't worry. She loves you."

>>607710913
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IJfhciJJRE
aww anon :(

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>>607710746

Could you moan in a cute way for ~20 seconds pls?
pretty pls?
>greentexted pretty pls?

>>607701428
we've heard your voice now, what do you look like?

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>>607702956

>>607710746
whats her name

Is op a girl??

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>>607701428
honestly I'd just love to hear you moan and say "fuck me harder" for an extended period of time

>>607711176
Second that!

>>607710796
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sMF6mZZHYB

>>607710773
pls this c:

>>607711273
who cares?

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>>607711099
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IJfhciJJRE
thank you so much <3 may luck and love come tu you anon <3

OP please can you do this quote:

>“HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.”

>>607711377
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sMF6mZZHYB
God fucking dammit OP. I fucking lost.

>>607711411
Me

>>607711176
seconding as hard as i can

I think i've just found the best thread that /b/ ever had.

Can you say anything in other language? I dont mind which one, just go ahead

Could you say some sexy stuff in your countries language? You know what I mean? Is that cool?

>>607711210
Most likely a landwhale. Or a dude.

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Op, can you say "PRAISE THE SUN!!!"???

Pls

This is almost Lilypichu level

>>607710257
I like your style kid you make up your own rules just like me

>>607708619
Please OP

>>607710746
Whats her name?
Faggot please you dont know

>>607711176
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16dTxytcuGk

>>607711601
i really hope its not!

>>607701428
"Thanks for the tank, HE never gets me anything."

Man why do I only have Halo ones...

>>607711620
Not even close to Lilypichu

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>>607710257
this please

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>>607711575
>best thread that /b/ ever had

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>>607711702
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s16dTxytcuGk
I'm literally crying of happiness here. Thank you

>Happy Birthday Evan, you twisted motherfucker, we all love you. Ps, UncleMoochie is possibly the worst screen name ever

Plox it would mean a lot to him

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OP, mind doing this poem for us? You may be blessed with possible queen-hood.

>>607711702
Boner alert

>>607711711
We need to see pic op

>>607711377
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sMF6mZZHYB
Damn OP you are more than ok in my book.

>>607711517
I fucking love that short story
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UZie2OGFrr

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>>607711702

>>607711702
Holy SHIT

>>607711611
Celestiafags :^)

All hail the new queen (king) of /b

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>>607711702
I like this.

>>607706694
;^(

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>>607711702
yesssss

>>607711840
Did i misspell it or something? Fuck grammar tho

>>607711702

Legendary fucking thread right here.

>>607711966

Lel, good job OP

>>607711575
>>607711592
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OaHiDxAtRm

Just fap into the mic..

pls.

>>607701428
red leather yellow leather, red leather yellow leather, red leather yellow leather, red leather yellow leather

>>607710645
its his birthday today, please OP?

My boner is like diamonds, except it is worthless

I would have many uses of a soundclip of you saying "nigga I don't give a fuck"

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>>607711702

Thank you based OP

Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.

>>607712277
Oh a Korean

>>607712181
nope, just saying that you're correct

>>607711870
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i4fOw2L2xS

Pls say oppa real cutesy-like

Could you beg for my cum, and call me daddy for like 30 seconds.

This would honestly make my night. Please?

>>607712481
Oh yeah, i definetly am. Hail the new queen of /b/

>>607712361
I second this.

Op, can you say "Juice juice juice juice juice juice juice juice JUICE JUICE JUICE JUICE" and just keep getting louder for like 20 seconds?

>>607711702
Holy shit OP, I wasn't even going to fap but now I might not be able to help myself

>>607712277
I had a feeling you were Korean! Thanks OP!

>>607712628
rolling for this

>>607711702
This + "rub me harder" etc etc
again pretty pls?
>greentexted pretty pls?
>it's a nice colour really
>pls?

>>607712604
How do we know it's a girl

>>607712347
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jzKLy8vSIK
was this supposed to be a tongue twister?

how about saying "b-b-baka~"

OP, serious question....

Are you aroused by the thought of dozens of sweaty neckbeards stroking their 4 inchers to you?
Are you just an attention whore and get off on that?

>>607712361
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ic72B8hvaQ

>>607701428
"But you had something they didn't... Something no one saw, but me. Can you guess? Luck." -Cortana.

You are drowning in requests now muahahaha

>>607712784
Who cares, though? This in 4chan, we dont really care about his/her genre. Still a queen.

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>>607711702
oh crap

Op, can you say "Juice juice juice juice juice juice juice juice JUICE JUICE JUICE JUICE" and just keep getting louder for like 20 seconds?
reroll

>>607712570
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fti71UNlz5

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>>607712784
Jesus fucking christ anon just shut the fuck up already who fucking cares?

>>607713091
I care cuz I'm not gay damn it

>>607712928
Does it matter?

>>607713091
..did you just say genre?

>>607709303
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s13j94EJXKni
Saved for all future purposes

>>607713112
OP do itttt please

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>>607710257
rolling for this

>>607712829
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ijsa181fZo

>>607701428
"I never loved you. Your tiny penis couldnt please me, thats why I let your dad fuck me-de gozaru"

>>607713152
Jesus Christ that made my day

>Take your pick from any of my holes. I want you to use me like the slut I am. Do I have to beg for it?

"Daddy, can we go see a movie tonight?"

>>607713241
Woops, my bad. Gender**. We use the same word in spanish, so i got confused. Nvm

Rolling for Juice juice juice
>>607713112

Calvin i want you to cum inside me! Please cum inside me!! Yes!!!!

>>607712603
reroll

"D-Deniz don't.." said Roman while he fingered himself.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s07tglMioJHc

>>607713241
yeah mate dubstep metalcore dnb I don't give a fuck.

>>607701428
Do this please:
"I'm the Mujahideen and I'm making a scene, Now you's gonna feel what the boom-boom means.
It's like Tupac said, 'When I die, I'm not dead', We are the martyrs, you're just smashed tomatoes,
ALLAHU AKBAR!"

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OP this might sound very stupid but could you maybe say "looolz" in a loli voice? it's for a inside joke with a friends, it sounds dumb but I would be soo happy
pleeeeease..?? :3

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>>607701428
" I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, unlimited blade works."

>>607712747
Seconding this

>>607713112
Rolling
Plz OP
Many keks could be had

>>607713112
FUCKED UP AND ALMOST GOT CAUGHT, messed up near the end
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05T7uLV8g7z

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>>607711702

>>607713457
Jesus, Calvin
don't make this about you now

>>607713609
EYYY ANOTHER ONE
>>607713644
I love you OP