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me and my gf have arranged to have a threesome this evening with one of her guy friends. it's been planned for weeks, but now it's come down to it, i'm not sure i want to go ahead with it. anyone had a threesome that can give some advice?
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That moment when he's been planning to steal your bitch for weeks.
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>>607621524
You will no longer have a relationship after tonight =) ENJOY WATCHING YOUR GF GET POUNDED
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Oh man, if it's one of HER guy friends, I'd say she's just wants the chance to fuck him 'legit'
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>>607621524
Yea just go full gay faggot. Why would you want another naked man around while you're fucking your bitch? Say goodbye to your relationship. Enjoy cock the rest of your life
>wew lad
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>>607621524
The morning after is going to be the shittiest day of your life (even worse then watching your gf suck another mans dick and completely ignore you while you stand there and tug on your flaccid dick)
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>>607621690
And if it's good,

see:
>>607621595
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>>607621524
Who brought up the idea first?
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i'm pre-feeling for you op

good luck traveller on your journey through life and women's skullduggery
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>>607621767
I mean't
>>607621624
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>>607621772
i suggested that we do something crazy, and she suggested the threesome. i said that would be fun, and it kind of went from there.
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op confirmed for faggot
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>>607621524
If your gf fucks another dude you're no better than a common jew.. so kill yourself
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No idea why you cuckots have other dudes fuck your women.

>why so insecure anon?

Insecure? Brah your bitch is about to get railed by "one of her guy friends" and that's just normal? They fucked before brah. Why the fuck did you even agree to it. I bet your a beta cuckot and just agreed so you didn't seem jealous. Fuck that. Get the fuck over this bitch if she's trying to get a free pass to pen island.
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>>607621524
Say you want a threesome with her and another girl, should set things straight, if she says no just tell her to fuck off and burn her shit
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>>607621943
Why not FFM first?
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>>607621956
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>>607621624
This

Enjoy, faglord
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>>607622042
we both agreed on this. i really want to fuck one of her girl friends, and she said she wanted to do this first, and then we could do ffm.
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>>607621943
you make it sound like she said it straight away. if she's that eager then she's gonna screw you over by never screwing you again

to redeem yourself in this situation you're gonna have to take control of it and be there as the alpha male, push the faggot off of your gf or something if he's having too much of a good time. then you can have his sloppy seconds cos you're such a tramp.
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If you're having doubts then dont go through with it. It certainly wont make you feel better when you see your girlfriend getting poounded by someone else and you notice the enjoyment in her eyes haha
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>>607621524
Ask to do a FFM
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>>607621760
that sounds terrible. thats why fuck relationships
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>>607621524
Bro, this is going to go down one of 2 ways if she's the one who brought it up
>you have the threesome, she gets pounded and loves it, and keeps fucking him openly or on the down low
OR
>you tell her no threesome and she decides you're oppressing her and fucks him anyway, and maybe other guys for good measure

Bitches that want to "experiment" mean they want a green card to fuck whoever they please.

You have two options, really. Tell her you want an open relationship and devalue her to a fuckbuddy while banging other chicks, or break the hell up

Don't let some whore break your heart, anon
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HOW DID YOU THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA YOU FUCKING MORON
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>>607622186
implying it's your choice that you're single
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>>607621524
>My girlfriend and I
You'd better hope your grammar is better than the next contestant's.
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I guess it depends on whether you get a hard on thinking about someone else fucking her, or not. It's a legitimate choice, nothing to be ashamed about.
If it's not something you think you'll enjoy, then cancel the whole thing.
On the other hand, if you do, feel free to film it and post here for us other perverts to jerk off to ;)
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Call her now and say it's off. Do not go through with this. Just tell her you changed you mind and that this isn't something you will want as a memory for the rest of your life with her or some bs.
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Where's is all this going down? Hotel room?
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>>607622217
/thread
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>>607621524

OMG DUDE DONT DO THAT!

thats almost full blown gay man!

first threesome is with 2 chix.

if you go further, it has to be with one of your best friends.

you doing your first one with some dude she knows? holy fuck man. fail brah fail
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>>607621524
u fukin faggot,when u threesummin with yo gurl u only threesum with another gurl. faggot
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>>607622124

Fucking christ, even reading this silently it screams how beta you are

You let her get fucked by another guy and will sit and wait while she never fulfills the ffm

You are letting her cuck you


Have fun enjoying the taste of another guys cock
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>>607622124
>some with her and another girl, should set things straight, if she says

lol, watch this happen op:

ugh, that was great. hey, i don't feel like doing FFM anymore, and besides, my friend never agreed to it.
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>>607622215
this
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>>607621524
>her guy friend
She digs his dick and wants it. If she wants him inside her and not just for the extra dick to blow then dump her ass, she wants to fuck other men and that attitude is irreversible.
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opie is now cuck.

why would your gf want to fuck one of her male friends? friends don't fuck friends yo.

you should kill yourself.
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Jeez, what a bunch of shut-in prudes. I'd pay real money to see my wife suck dick and take a load on her face.
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>>607622470
I agree,
fucking beta cuckfags. If she's not already fucking him, she will be fucking him, in front of OP, and then on the side.
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>>607622597
top kek
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Just start fucking her friend in the ass forcefully, if he complains or pulls back just be like: cmon bro, its a threesome.
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should have arranged FFM first, then dumped her right after. She's ending up with her guy friend regardless.
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>>607621524
Blow it off, if it is too much for you or
don't do it that one sided, currently only your gf is getting more out of it.

Tell her about your insecurities and get an FFM threesome for later.
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>>607622597
HAHAHAH HE THINKS THIS MAKES HIM BETTER

if sarcasm 10/10
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>>607621524
Here's what you do fag, say it's not off but you brought a female instead one of you friends, see reaction, there will be double standards, laugh your ass off and break up with her.
Her guy friend, her choice. Face it she wants to fuck him and this is her excuse. Dip and run find yourself a gem not a pitiful whore who want''s to fuck around.
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>>607622597

I'm available for hire.
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>>607621524
Dumbass
You'd be sitting in the corner watching her "guy friend" pound your gf
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>>607622217
this

OP you're such a retard
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Fucking back out of it. As soon as you can before he's there. You're not comfortable with it now, and it's not happening - because there's no way this ends well. Be a man and take control of this situation while you still have the ability to.
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>>607621524
devil's fucking threesome. if you're gonna bang two people at once, grow some balls and throw another slut into the mix
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>>607621524
>having FMM, but not feeling into it
>asking for an "advice" on /b/
>oh shit
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>>607622215
>>607622215
This, OP.
That bitch isn't worth your time
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One does not simply have a mmf threesome.
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>>607621524
okay, seriously now, real advice though.

you need to talk to your GF about this. if you have insecurities, you need to speak. you can't swing with any amount of insecurity or mistrust. If you feel like backing out, then just back out of it. call it off. no need to feel ashamed.

That being said, you're also not very bright for bringing in a friend or co-worker into swinging. You don't fuck her friends, and you don't let her fuck her friends. You do this, you will ruin relationships. Find a stranger, or make a friend specifically for fucking. Do not do it with people you or your gf already know.
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>>607621524
It's not happening on your bed, is it?
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>>607621524
Lol OP she's cheating on you already and will ditch you any time she can find a better dick or someone with more money
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>>607622696
I bet it's already been planned for OP to take dick in his ass.
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ITT: newfags.

I hope m00t bans you all.
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>>607623049
this.
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>>607622696
underrated post
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>>607622696
top kek
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I did this, killed me inside.
Watching my gf having an orgasm from another man just fucking crushed me. She no longer felt my girlfriend.
And you will doubt her forever after it, you just think she wants another dick, and that you're not enough for her.

Don't do it, its an emotional suicide.
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>>607623049

..or do >>607622696
that. That might actually work in your favor, if you can pull it off seriously.
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She's already fucking him, dummy.
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>>607622696
Listen to this guy. He sounds like he knows what he's talking about.
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OP you only have MMF threesomes with chicks you don't give a shit about.
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>>607621524
>be girl
>have bf for a while, he's great but things are getting a little stale
>especially in the bedroom
>i mention this to him, he asks how we should spice it up
there IS that really cute guy from class who always flirts with me...
>mention 3way to BF, he wants another girl
>top kek, tell him maybe later to get him to shut up about it
>am now planning threesome with cute guy from class, but I'm not sure I can wait that long to feel him inside me...

tfw Op's gf
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>>607621524
>with one of her guy friends

worst idea ever

you should not know the other guy and he should have a smaller dick than you

BUT:


you are supposed to do it with two girls numbnuts
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>>607621524

don't do it OP. it's good you've at least not done this impulsively and have been planning it but it's really a bad idea to do it with a guyfriend of hers. I had my first MFM with my gf of 3 years over the summer and it will be heard for you probably to not have a little bit of jealous feelings after- allthough they may make you horny.

Either way the point is- mine couldn't be so bad because I knew the guy we used (a stranger before that) didn't have her number and couldn't steal her if he wanted to.

this guy you are talking about probably wants to steal ur girl- and may do so. he certainly is in a position where he can already
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>>607623097
Imagine a world where op steps up:

> guy comes over
> op does jello shot of pure testosterone
> op just tears up that guy's ass (go in dry)
> the guy she "may have been attracted to" is crying on the ground, nude
> gf so taken how you just dominated someone she wanted to be dominated by
> she can't stop being wet around you
> the other male needed surgery to stop the bleeding
> OP slaps his gf, she refuses to make eye contact for fear of uncontrolled orgasm
> 10 years later tell your kid how you almost lost the war on biology until 4Chan saved you
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>>607623160
10/10 pasta
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>>607623514
tits or gtfo
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>>607623685
are you actually this retarded
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>>607623590
kek'd
OP should definitely do this
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>>607622215
And when she gets all pissy about why you don't talk to her as much tell the bitch she got demoted
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>>607622124

are you going to DP her ass and vag or just watch her fuck the other guy
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>>607622215
One of these options will be the outcome. If you want to see her get fucked by another dude before you break up with her, then so be it. But the ultimate outcome for you is to call quits on the relationship.

This whole scenario is just a round about way of her asking permission to sleep with other guys instead of doing it behind your back. Which she probably is already doing anyway.
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>>607621524
No eye contact, no cock touching.
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>>607623558
There is a vast difference biologically between mmf and ffm 3-somes.

If my wife ever suggested a mmf 3-some I'd leave. (I've baited it before, multiple times)
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>>607623860
>are you going to DP her ass and vag or just watch her fuck the other guy

answer this op
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>>607621524
Make sure you call dibs on her ass when she's being dp'd. Take pics so if she leaves you for the other guy you can post them everywhere.
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>>607623514
>maybe later
either I get an FFM too or it's considered cheating and you are dumped.

Also tits or gtfo
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>>607622696
This!! Underrated much
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>>607623426
>Sounds like he knows
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>>607622696
>thread
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>>607623977
we discussed dp. but were going to see how things went.
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>>607622124
The only way to save this is being major alpha. Pretty much take him over and make him suck you off and rim you. If you don't have complete control, you just lost your girlfriend.
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>>607624043
Hahaha fucking newfags not understanding his post
>tits or gtfo
you mong
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>>607624181

you have to do that or there is no point

main rule should be he can't cum inside her

trust me
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My best friend stopped talking to me for a year after we double teamed his girl, he gotanic depressive and anxiety attacks becauae she have really hard on me and she got anciety attacks and suicidal thoughts because she felt like she betrayed him...eventually broke up, were bros again. It will fuck your shit up. If its one of her guy friends assume she wanted to fuck him and vice versa and it will happen when youre not around
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>>607622696
Most guys that don't really know what they are getting into would freak out. I'd say in USA you have a (over 50%) chance of completely making him overwhelmingly uncomfortable. If you make a male uncomfortable during/thinking about sex - it appears so beta on the one who feels uncomfortable.
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>>607624302
>If its one of her guy friends assume she wanted to fuck him and vice versa and it will happen when youre not around

this

obviously

doing it with someone you know is retarded

doing it with one of her "guy friends" just means you will break up fairly soon after
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Why the fuck didnt you get another girl.. ? You will lose her if you dont take control.. Seriously get the guy to suck your dick in front of her.. Go full alpha saiyan or kiss your slut girlfriend goodbye..
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>>607624302
I know a lot of couples who have regrets. I know maybe 2 or 3 that it didn't blow up in their faces (they were 100% living the life style fairly equally).

And I go to a state college haha
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The thought of having a threesome with my girlfriend and another guy makes my anxiety fuck me up. Thanks OP.
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gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
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>>607621524
tfw you are in a threesome with your gf, and shes only pleasing the other guy and you are there just staring at them
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I was in a MFM threesome once but I was not stupid enough to do this with my girlfriend.

Enjoy being a cuck
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>>607621524
Don't listen to all those faggots playing it down. I have had 3 ways with my GF's and mates a few times over the years. It's good fun. Relax and enjoy. You came to the wrong place for ratioanal advice.
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>>607624278
You're right, after rereading the original post, I definitely need some sleep.

my reading comprehension right now 1/10
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>>607623128
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>>607621943
she suggested more dick? SOMEONE ELSE'S DICK? OP you are a fucking pussy mate
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>>607623376
Boom. Havent experienced this myself because I'm not a cuckold faggot and I'll never get my head round why you would want to watch your other half getting fucked by other dude.
Your situation OP just sounds like down right emotional suicide. Your already having doubt, just think how you'll feel when your watching her cumming all over his dick.

Your An idiot if you go through with it. Also here's another free piece of advice. Fuck that bitch and bail on her she wants to fuck one of her "guy friends" that's alarm bells right there.
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>>607624747
> came to the wrong place

I see what you did there.
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>>607621524
Me and my buddy double team my GF about once a month. Here's the trick to MMF: she's being a whore, so treat her like one. You and the other dude need to compete to see who can fuc k harder. Get me?
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>>607623049
Only genuine advice so far.

Swinging is supposed to be a joint thing for you both and if you're worried that she may have other motivations then you need to speak to her. If she doesn't wanna talk then you have your answer.
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>>607621624
zis, fagshit
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>>607624298
yeah, i won't let him cum in her.

we got caught having sex once, and the other guy stayed and watched me fuck her. i just always thought it might be fun to have another person involved.
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>>607622215
Best advice in the thread.

I was going to add, if she really wants to do a MMF, tell her you want it to be one of your best friends (a guy that won't try to steal her).

Or you could tell her that you're good adding her friend so long as you get to fuck her friend in the ass (just to see her reaction).

Some guy besties have been friendzoned, but they're always looking to improve their situation ...unless they're gay.
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>>607621524
I hope this is B8 why the fuck woukd you do this let alone not a FFM? Dude youbare either a faggot or a CUCK, also shes been cheating on you good luck with that mess you pathetic dick licker
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OP where are you?
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>>607625057
This guy fucking gets it. Threesomes can work, but in that moment you treat you girlfriend like a fucktoy. Cause that's what she is, and that's what she wants to be. And you fuck longer, and harder than the other guy. You become the alpha male in the room. And if not then you better start doing everything you can to become the alpha male. Workout, eat better, meditation so you last long.
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>>607621524
You fucking moron shes been getting fucked by that guybfor a while now and you didnt know kek, his dick is bigger then yours and shebcraves that not you shes just leeching off you m8
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>>607625057
That's how is done. Nothing wrong with a MFM. I have done it a few times and love it. It's a good laugh. >>607625057
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>>607624190
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>>607623558

well the mfm was my idea in the case im talking about. took lots of convincing. trust me if it was hers id be out of there
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>>607621524
go in first to establish your dominance. eiffel tower her. make sure he uses protection, you dont rly got to.
I've had a few threesomes before with the samepeople, girl and 2 guys but the bitch was just a rebound from my x that broke my heart. also it didnt help that the guy was hung as fuck... I'm pretty solid myself 7 long, 5 girth or so but his was like 8 by 7 or some shit dude. I advise only doing it if you have little to no connection with the girl or if you're not the jealous type, but since you're having second thoughts and being a little bitch, I advise against it.
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I've done it OP
the trick is Treat her like a total fuck slut
don't see her as your gf, see her as a slut getting a good hard double dick
fuck her every way possible, think of every porn you've watched and every position you wanted to try and do it.

But remember this, after you are done it was just sex and make her keep her promise of a FFM threesome. You are still young (I assume) experience life to it's fullest

>>607625057
This guy does get it
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>>607625386
Exactly! OP's mistake was letting her set it up. He should be inviting someone to use his slut. But there's still hope, if he can out-fuck the other dude...
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>>607622124
it doesn't sound like you agreed, it sounds like you are obeying here. that fag was right, you sound beta AF. Its easy for a MMF threesome but the FFM is hard AF. Get the FFM first just cuz its so much more difficult. btw ur a bitch.
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>>607621524

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV-jJkgXQRg
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>>607621524

are you fucking stupid ?
DO IT WITH A STRANGER, a stranger that she can't contact, and blindfold her, then it is ok but what the hell a friend of her ??? YOU STUPID FUCK !
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>>607621524
It was her idea? She gonna cuck you bro. You are going to bust a pathetic nut about 5min. in and then sit in the corner watching this guy bone your gf all night.

Someone copypasta that reddit post about that dude who wifeswapped and then got insanely jealous afterward and went crazy.
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>>607625585
That picture made my nights.

I luled very hard.

And this guys gonna lose his girlfriend, there no winning situation here.

1) You do it, she starts fucking around with other guy. or other new guys
2) You go gay or some shit
3) You can never look at her the same again, knowing you shared her with another man
4) idfk man. Its just a bad idea. sounds fun, ends bad.
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you have to fuck him in the ass to assert your dominance
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>>607625595
forgot to mention that later the chick went off with him tho I didn't rly care cuz I was OMW to fucking FL out of that shit hole.
also, she may as well like his dick more so GL with that FFM, lol
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Looks like OP is a cuck.
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>>607625920
Someone do post that if you can, im looking but that sounds like a fun read :P
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>>607624563
Yeah but thats differet, teyte living the lifestyle. They are emotionally equipped with the ability to deal with it so it doesnt blow up. Most people like my friend and his girl at the time saw it in pornos and thought it was hot thn time cane and neither where emotionally stable enough to handle the situation and trust issues.

In OP i see that and i know it will blow up.
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>>607626046
Dude i live in FL, whereever you were you left a shit hole for another shit hole :[ id say a bigger shit hole depending where you came from
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>>607621624
Agreed after tonight all your going to image is your gf sucking someone else's cock while getting her back doors smashed in!!! Faggot!
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The moment she suggested a mmf threesome and you went along with it the relationship was over. So go for it, have a good time, high five the other bro when you two are plugging both ends. Try to get that ffm threesome out of it (lol). But just know that the relationship is over. So just enjoy the ride with no feelings involved.
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>>607621524
If you "love" her, and want to keep her. Don't do it mang.

I could see doing it to some whore your not dating or dont care about.

But not the girl you love, your gonna ruin everything if you actualy care for this girl.

But at the same time, if this was her idea you might wanna not be so trusting and be ready for the fact she might already be fucking him =\
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>>607621524

make the other guy go asstomouth on your dick

only way you can win
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>>607621524
You can always back out.
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>>607621524
threesomes are fun, but you are too beta/insecure to have fun in a threesome.
Get out while you can
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>>607626604
or back on
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>>607621524

Sorry I'm late guise-

I have a simple fix for you OP- I have been in your situation before and you have nothing to gain going forward with this arrangement givin that the second cock is a friend of hers-

Just play along until the second cock is about to penetrate- at that exact moment I want you to get behind him- put the arm of your choice tightly around his neck and penetrate his unsuspecting dry butthole as deep as hard and as suddenly as possible- his scream of terror will be the indication that you are doin it rite-

As the situation collapses into utter disarray just exclaim "I thought this is what you wanted!"

After the smoke clears go get yourself a nice chicken parm sub or a cheesesteak, you earned it-
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>>607626381
This...get the FFM before you get out...and WEAR FUCKING RUBBERS you dont want a paternity battle...she will most likely say its yours no matter what because youre already in the relationship and responsible
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>>607626791
>paternity battle
I mean it's just a DNA test, right? It's not as if courts just take a woman on her word.
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>>607625222
I'd only go as far as to let someone watch. That is hot
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>>607626961
True but i mean OP having to fight the bitch on it.
And then getting the guy to show up and then dealing with a bigger problem.

Even if its negative and its not OP's, that doesn't mean the guys gonna swoop in and take the helm. That also doesn't mean she's gonna let him, that also doesn't mean she's gonna let OP leave. this all adds up to a bigger problem i went to high school full of niggers and spics(my self included) and the shit these people are capable of boggles my mind.
Not that OP is either but all it takes is one desperate and irrational bitch.
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>>607626782
Actually, do something similar to this. When he's about to penetrate, say you don't want to go through with it. If your GF wants to stop, and and he doesn't stop, kill him. If your GF doesn't want to stop, and he does, kill her. if neither want to stop, kill them both.
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>>607621524
Well look, just call it if you're not into it. Not like she wont do it. She'll just do it without you.

Really, this is a relationship. Relationships wnd because people can't do what they want in their partner's interest (whether it's right or wrong).

If you want to be part of the adventure, man up and help find a third you are ok with or be prepared for things to get shitty/behind your back.
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How long have you been dating her?
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OP just make sure he knows and she knows that he's the bitch for being the third one. Fuck him in the ass if he fucks your girl. It ain't gay, it's dominance.
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>>607627843
I like this.
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>>607627843
seems fair
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