>>607530959
fuck yes! my first ever winrar in that thread too

>>607530959
Yes op yes

Send another dick pic

Note 4?

>>607530959
send another dik pic with mothers name written on paper

>>607530959
Hey I got trips last thread and told you to call from another phone and say your phone was stolen. That is your backup plan if all goes wrong. Good luck. But until then send her more dick, and make it so she can't recognise you.

>>607531174
>>607530959
thiss!!

DEATH OF A FAMILY
EPISODE 2

>>607531049
Welcome newfriend :^)

>>607531191
hey i saw your post, good work

>>607531285
I rarely post :^)

/b/
ruining families 1 thread at a time

>>607530959
And you ruined it by posting a 15 year olds post>>607531049
Kill yourself

>>607530959
gangsta rap made me do it

>>607530959

Bumping with tits. Anyone post the screenshots of earlier messages between OP and his slut mom?

>>607530959
Shoulda went with the other one.

>>607531191
ye i'd agree with that start sending loads of different looking ones

if you have your mum on facebook put a status up instead of calling her cause then she wont suspect anything

>>607531049
Welcome to four chan /B/! Have fun but don't forget to read the rules :^)

My sides have taken a vacation to venus

>>607530959
still funny you guys think this faggot friend of his is his mom

>>607531462
KEKDDDD

>>607530959
op how far are you willing to go?

>>607530959
Give her that exploration

tell her to send u nudes or ull report her to the police for child abuse

your edges must be to make up for your cut, 4 inch cock, faggot

>>607530959
tell her you want her to stroke your dick whenever you see her

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>>607531468

>>607531592
"I'd like to give your puss an exploration"

congrats OP you dun goofed with that latest reply

OP WHATS THE NEXT WINRAR

oderlods :)

>>607531462
YOU NIGGAS KNOW MY PYROCLASTIC FLOW

Send her a pic with your hand in motion on your dick and tell her you need a few pictures to help you finish

>>607531443

amen to this, at some Point op should be more nice to her to get some results. 12 year old confirmed.

>>607531491
>being dumb enough to believe its rill

>>607531049
I can be your first in other things anon :). Welcome to /b/.

>>607531649
that's not very nice anon

>>607530959

Great, these stupid fucking threads are going to be a norm now, I love how the newfags eat this shit up. Because people always speak in a very clear third person tone when they are angry.

"Did you just send your father these dirty little pictures my daughter????"

>>607531191
wtf? if his phone got stolen he's got no idea what's going on...

Link to old thread?

did 9gag just raid this new thread?

fuck me thread is kill bye OP

>>607531763
Like being top? I've never been top before.

>>607531861
404

can i get shots from other thread please/?

i accidentally fucked dad

OP dun goof'd with the last one.

>>607531861
404'd

>>607531713
my mamas mammaries bought me low

OP is fucking obviously not talking to his mom, unless she suddenly changed the way she speaks entirely half way through the conversation
This is fucking pathetic. What an awful board

>>607531756
Why do faggots like you have to come along and tell everyone it's fake? There are a bunch of dumb motherfuckers out there that would see the fake ones, think they'll be internet famous if they do it too, and they'll actually do it. Everybody wins when you shut the fuck up.

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Dubs decides. I'm fucked so let's see how bad we can make it.

80% sure op's phone died.

>>607530959
The internet didn't ruin your relationship you degenerate fgt.

>>607532014
mom im a sorcerer

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>>607531927
Sure.

>>607531944
OPs consequences will never be the same, as his mother has reported him to the cyberpolice!

>flabbergasted

>>607531881
>9gag
>raid
wut

>>607532014
Nathan is god.

>>607532014
Good job, Nate!

Hey post the whole convo sperglords!

>>607532014
Mom, please. Just do this for me, I need it.

>>607532014
i'll gast your flabber!

>>607532014
>muh flabbergastation

>>607532014
send picture of your dick with her name written on it in sharpie

>>607532037
>>607532014
his charging that shit, also where is op and where is OPS mom then?

>>607532014
>Flabbergasted
>I'd gast her flabber

>>607532014
fake.

>>607532014
My words won't be the only thing flabbergasting that sweet ass mommy(;

>>607532014
OP, go confusion mode. Apologize profusely, say things like "youre just so beautiful and i love you so much". Illicit sympathy. Try to remove the relationship from your emotions. You just cant help yourself. you wish it wasn't like this, but you're in love with her.

>>607532014
When you get this dick in you you WILL BE FLABBERGASTED

>>607532014
fake as fuck, you fucked it up with "tits" and flabbergasted. Thanks for the ride up to now though.

>>607532014
Way to go Nate

>>607531443
>>607531686
>>607531754
>>607531881
these

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>>607532014
I don't give a shit anymore, you seriously fucked up with the last post, YOU DUMB FUCK

But mom its only tits

Guys, guys, guys, this is nothing but a HUGE April Fools prank; we think that he's sending messages to his mom but it's actually his dead grandmother
But if his grandmother is dead, THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?

>>607532144
WINRAR

>>607532184
This.

cmon mom i just want 2 see ur tits

>>607532014
I feel bad for you, anon. Please continue

"Show me your breasts or ill kill myself"

>>607532014
>flabbergasted
Confirmed fake

>>607532014
i hav photoshop skills i cna reporrt you to the police for child abuse send me NUDES NOW

get dubs
oderlods

>>607532014

Another dick pic

"Mom I want to be deep inside you"

its a simple way out.
just say someone took your phone

Mom i'm dying, i never tell anyone, i need to satisfy my deepest wish

He renamed his friend "mom" and they are both trolling you faggots. This shit is old as fuck.

>>607532184
Rollin.

>>607532014
MOM IM BEING HLD HOSTG BY PEDOPHILE PLZ HELP

>>607532014
Shit on the floor of your home,then run away fag.

>>607532014
ya dun goof'd nate

>>607531923
>>607531956
Fucking fuck

HAVE INCEST

>>607532321
Send another pic

>>607532314
Rolling

>>607532233
Lol

>>607530959
You should definitely flood her with dick.
In every way possible.

jet fuel can't melt steel memes

>>607532184
>>607532355
WINRAR

>>607532014
>2015
>flabbergasted

>>607532355
WINRAR

Mom, look. It's just the hormones in my body, they're making me think about you in a new way. Can you just show me your breasts so this can all end? It's all i need to get through this phase.

>>607532014
Mom I know we haven't been close since you fucked around on dad but I've become obsessed with thinkong about sex with you.
If you're willing to screw around why not with someone you know?
This is not an April fools joke.
I've been jerking off thinking about you for so long let's just do it.

>>607532014
My words won't be the only thing flabbergasting that sweet ass mommy(;
DO THIS fagg

>>607531833
>phone stolen
>tell family members so they know not to call

>>607532402
What?

>>607532267
This

Just send her another pic fuck me

>>607532037
did you not see the fucking charching Symbol faggot?

>>607532349
this

>>607532014
SHE CALLED YOU NATHANIEL, YOU'RE FUCKED NOW

I bet that his mother is a 0/10 sack of bones

>>607532014
just let me see you naked so I can cum

>>607532527
Rawl

>>607532014
You suck at role-playing OP. *TITS* *Flabbergasted* cMon son.

>>607532527
're roll

>>607532274
9gag was phone
Now fuck off

>>607532577
dubs confirms

>>607532599
she didn't use his middle name yet, so hes safe for now

>>607532014
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP SLUT! I TOLD YOU WHAT I WANTED! IF YOU DON'T SEND ME NUDES, I WILL LITERALLY TELL DAD (or current boyfriend if divorced) THAT YOU'RE A TOTAL SLUT AND SENT ME NUDES!!!

>>607532355
Op do it.
Winrar confirmed

>>607532585
Not only did I not see the Charching Symbol, I don't even know what a charching is.

>>607532014
Sorry mom, but lately I've been thinking a lot about you this way, and you always make me so hard. I know it's wrong, but it feels so right.
Deep down you know it does.

>>607531191
Just say that your dick pic was saved on the phone memory, in case the background is familiar for her.

allah akbar opie

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>>607532184

>>607532233
winner

Mom i just want to make you happy, you dont want to make me happy? You dont want my happiness???

mom i think you are very attractive mature lady, i dont care if you are my mother! i want you on my hard big cock.

>>607532790
Dubs?

>>607532240
ye at how small it is

>>607532790
number pls

>>607532790
"Mom I know we've been through a lot together tonight but I'm gay"

mom is kill

>>607532233
this

>>607532790
Don't forget about the backup plan faggot

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>>607532790
ahahahahahahaha

>>607530959
Fake and gay.

I'm still laughing my ass off.

>>607531833
That's why he says "hey mom i just wanted to call because I've lost my phone. If you wanna contact me get in touch with [friend] here's his #

>>607532790
You just gave us her #. TY SIR

>>607532904
roll

>>607530959
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

No mother would chat with her kids. She would call back coz writing takes to long or she has no idea how to.

>>607532790
someone call her

>>607532585
*Charching motherfucking faggot*
> My new catchfrase... thanks Anon.

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>>607531149
>concerned about what phone is being used.
>obvious autism is obvious

>>607532790

You forgot someting..

>>607532904
ROLLIN

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OP, here's what you say:

"Mom, think of it this way: I get some pictures and we go bareback a few times, or I'm done with you. If I can't have you for my most carnal desires, I don't want to be around you at all. So, decide now. Do you lose your son, or do you get as close to him as you can? I love you mom, I just couldn't keep this in anymore."

>>607532790
You dun goof'd Nathaniel.

>>607532014
flabbergasted is a word?

>>607532790
YOU FUCKED UP, CALL HER RIGHT NOW GUYS

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>607532877
winrar?

>>607532790
You dun goof'd op
Have fun dealing with this till she dies

>>607532790
Lmao no edit?

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Found his moms number :^)

>>607532765
Roland

HE GOOOFED LMAO

>>607531649

OP is pennsylvania faggot

GET DEM TITTIES OP

Do you go anal?

>>607532957
>implying that it's not actually his mom

>>607532790
Awe shit nigger...you forgot to block out the number that time.

>>607532943
kek

if someone texts her, prove it plz

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>>607532790
Based OP is just measuring his abilities

Another dick pic.
With the message
"Please, let me love you more than you hoped I could?"

So much fake....

>>607532790
I've never been with a real woman like you mom. You're all I ever think about, even when I am with my girlfriend I can't keep you off my mind. Dad is a really lucky guy

>>607532790
OP Confimed for personal army request. Nice try fag.

CALL HER AND POST RECORDINGS ON VOCAROO.

>>607532790
Op's name starts with a N. Im thinking nathan?

i kek'd

>>607533021
Means speechless m8910
Please pass English 1 xD

>>607533078
Can we gangbang her now?

>>607533078
top kek

>>607533078
CALL IT FAGGOTS

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>>607533078
ahahahaha nice

>>607533019
Kek

>>607533028
reroll

>>607533078
op is fucked now

>>607533021
Are you a fucking moron?

>>607533078
ayyy

>>607533078
Too far down and doesn't match the borders of where "Mom" lies at the top, 10/10 bait fuck you faggot now tell us who that really is

>>607533156
THIS

>>607533078
oh yeah, thanks for pointing that out anon! now we can absolutely ruin OP!

>>607532932
Every thread its like yelling first

>fake and gay

Cool dude what a revelation

>>607533156
yes someone do this plz

Dubs and i call OP's mom

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>>607533078

This is beginning to look like a very well-executed personal army request.

>>607532790
YA DUN GOOFD OP
> 7424969964

>>607533260
Can't tell if falling for it or not......

>>607533078
>implying you can pull metadata from a png

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>>607530959
iceream

>>607531487
4chan* (/b/) But welcome you to 4chan, too, new faggot!

>>607533156
Whomever does this will be my hero for the next week.

>>607533156
do it

>Sensors own name
>Doesn't sensor Mom's number
>Is poophead

>>607530959
Cool i can get my friends to help me with this as well or even text myself. Nice try though. Lot of retarded anons.

>>607533342
agree, post it up here i'd die

>>607533240
Lol i just copies the picture so it cant be taken down.

>>607532790
O no I seem to have forgotten to cover her number... pls don't troll my mom guis XD this totally isn't a set up.

>>607533156
THIS THIS THIS

op u fucked up

>>607533156
I will post my tits on here with timestamp if you do this.

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>>607532790
>Nathaniel

>/B/artimaeus

>number

>>607533481
Sorry, didn't see original, you're a qt

>>607532790
Nate you glorious bastard, you just provided us with more fun

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sesh

Posting in soon to be legendary thread.

>>607533240
dumb ass

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>>607533078
Now we can let her know that it is indeed not a stolen phone

>>607533382

Yep.

>ya'll niggas gettin' trolled

POSTING IN EPIC THREAD

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>Nate Dogg right now
Can someone track down a Nate, Nathan or Nathaniel with the area code or some shit on facebook

Ill do the vocaroo thing if someone tells me how to record the call

>>607533545
OP DO IT SO WE CAN GET BOTH YOUR MOMS TITS AND ANONS TITS

oh so it was acceptable to suck on them when I was a baby but not now?! what the hell mom?!?!

>>607533078
Awww man. Now we'll never see if OP fucks his Mom in the end or ruins the relationship. Way to ruin the story progression.

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1.CALL NUMBER
2.POST ON VOCAROO
3.????
4.PROFIT

Holy shit OP is in my area code

>>607532014
>Nate
fuck that, his real name is Bob

STOP CALLING HER FOR A SEC I AM TRYING TO REACH HER I WILL RECORD.

>>607530959
Masontown is a shithole

R.I.P OPs mother. She has disowned him and killed herself of how much of a faggot he is.

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>>607533382
TRUTH SPEAKER

In b4 legend

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Hey Nate, she says for you to call her

Everyone should send her pics

>>607533028
roll

>>607533450
>sensor

>>607532790
>>607532790
>Called the number
>Random ass loud noises raping my ears for about 30 seconds
>all of the sudden there's about 10 seconds of complete silence
>"ma'am are you there?" "ma'am, hello?"
>bitch hung up

im just curious about female parts

>>607533545
DO IT FOR ANON'S WONDERFUL BADONKADONKS OP

>>607533111
checked

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>>607533156
Do it op, do this and you will be a legend.

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>acting like this isn't fake and he didn't blur out her number on purpose

get real

>>607533665
Put a mic up to your phone

>>607533781
ah goddamnit can we gangrape that bitch?

>>607533781
you done op a solid, anon.

>>607533814
>Oops
>Sorry about that

>>607533781
Holy fuck man

>>607533909
>solid
kek

>>607531468
http://m.imgur.com/a/LPojb#
There ya go

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>>607533781

someone ring her and pretend your Nate in a diff phone maybe sob s bit confessing your lust so you can hide your voice

This is just so amazing.

None of this is legit. God damn you idiots fall for anything.

>>607533707
>implying i didnt just put hyperspeed on story progression

>>607533572
i remember those books

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TOP KEKS OMFG

>>607534017
Proof?

NATE, WE'RE CALLING YOUR MOM

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Just in case you needed proof that OP is lying, his "mom's phone number redirects back to his Facebook.

New bread soon?

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Well this thread went down the shitter.