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FUCK GUYS What the fuck do i do? I need to get out of this awkward
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FUCK GUYS

What the fuck do i do? I need to get out of this awkward situation or i'm fucked.

>Be huge wincestfag
>Live with sister
>Nothinghappens.jpg
>Decide to steal her vibrator and fuck myself with it because fetish
>Sister comes home as my ass is half full
>She goes into her room
>Knocks on my room
>Anon, did you go into my room?
>Answer her around the door, play it off like nope
>I can hear her rustling around looking for her vibrator right now
>In tears because i can't get to the bathroom to wash the shit off her vibrator and put it back
>Don't want to lose my little sister, i love her so much

What the FUCK do i do /b/ros, i can't let her find out i'm a siscon
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>>607068524
bump you niggas need to help me out here
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Use your mouth to clean off the shit
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>>607068524
Throw it on the roof
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>>607068524
just throw it out with the garbage next time they come by to pick it up

or put it in your neighbors garbage can

??
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>>607069479
i need to put it back or she will KNOW i tookit.

then her mind will wonder, i'm freaking the fuck out
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act like your parents stole the vibrator
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Tell her she left it on her bed and you found it so you threw it away. Threaten to tell parents if she doesn't touch your penis in some fashion.
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>>607069763
That idea is somehow really really funny
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>>607069763
we don't have parents, we're both over 18 living together.
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Seems win win OP
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>>607069837
This, do it op get the Weiner touches you deserve
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>>607068524
pics or it didn't happen
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Tell her you needed the batteries for you're controler and dont act gay
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>>607070085
well then act like a friend came over and did kinky shit. or just go tap her booty
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Everyone is forgetting that her vibrator is covered in his shit. That's the real problem
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>>607070085

>living together
>still haven't fucked

What sort of 'win'cest is this you fucking faggot?

Just for that, i'm going to get some doubles to save what pride this pathetic fail of a thread had left
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Well obviously you need to clean it
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>>607070247
she knows i don't have friends

>>607070246
good idea but then i admit to having gone into her room.

i said to her i diden't go in there

>>607070390
dude i want to fuck her so bad, but i don't know if she's giving any signals.
i mean, she's affectionate but that could just be sisterly
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>>607070444
daaaaaaaaaaaang
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>>607070085

Open her door chuck it at her head then run away.
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>>607070390
>>607070366
^this guy stole us dubs m8 :^)
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>>607070444
Trips speaks the truth.
But actually for real this time.
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accept you are gay(?)
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>>607070469
So what fag, just tell her to get over it and go smoke a blunt
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we need pic and timestamp
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>>607070752
This
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>>607070724
if i diden't have a massive siscon fetish i would do that, i don't want to ruin anything between us

what would her reaction even be if she knew the truth?
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Just fucking spit clean the dildo with a sock, turn sock inside out, put under bed, throw away later.
It's like this is your first time cleaning shit off a dildo.
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>>607070974
Why the fuck did you fuck your ass with it? I honestly can't imagine that with a siscon fetish. Also, why the fuck have you not done it? You either know or you don't at this point.
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>>607068524
There's ony one way OP
>Lick it clean and trow it under sis' bed

Also timestamp dildo in mouth
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>>607071420
this is my first time with a dildo ever

>>607071621
i wanted to be closer to my sister and i heard about prostate massaging on /b/

i'm honestly really afraid to make a move incase i fuck it and she never talks to me again. i don't know if she's acting like a normal sis or she wants my cock
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Dude, relax OP. Just wait until she leaves or goes sonewhere else. Washvit off and put it sonewhere out of sight in hervroom, but believable, like rolled up in her blankets ir sheets or in the corner, somewhere she could have accidentally let it go to, then deny EVERYTHING. You'll be fine, dude.
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>>607068524
Read this faggot: >>607072098
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>>607072098
she's searching for it now, that's what's freaking me out. what if she comes back and questions me more?

i might spill my spaghetti
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>>607071420
>It's like this is your first time cleaning shit off a dildo.
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>>607072245
If she questions you deny ANYTHING to do with hervroom.
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>>607072245
Just hide it for the time being
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>>607072245
have her walk in on you masturbating with a finger up your ass. Hide the dildo and make sure she sees you with a finger up your ass. If you do that, she will think "if he has my vibrator, why isnt he using it? He must not have it"
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>>607072278
LOL priceless
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once you put the dildo back and everything cools down just ask if she wants to fuck, tell her you're lonely and need to be sexually satisfied.
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>>607072873
Underrated post
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>>607072245
You're fucked m8
Just confess how good that felt in your ass and ask to be stapon-assfucked
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how old are you guys
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>>607072873
fuckin kek'd
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Tell her the truth.
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>>607073146
for you
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>>607073146
twins, 19.

>>607073073
>>607072873
funny posts but i obviously can't do that
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>>607073199
>607073199
>>607073199
>>607073199
>also checked
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Bumperino
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>>607068524
hide it in your room
she cant tell a parent because its a vibrator
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>>607068524
Take it out of your house and throw it away. Then play it off and never admit to anything. If you feel bad for stealing it, just replace it by ordering a new one in her name.
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>>607073278
>twins
good luck op
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Show her your vibrator collection and discuss the pros and cons of vibrator vs. dildo.
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>>607073999
Do eeet
Checked
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go down stair and wash it under the sink in the kitchen you fucking wit, its not that hard
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Lol I fucking love those threads
Get ready to be completely cast out by your family, all just because of your fetish. And anyone telling you to make a move on your sister is just trying to get you deeper in the shit.

I feel good today
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>>607072076
Just tell the truth, say you were playing online truth or dare and they dared you to fuck your own ass. At worse she will be a little angry but get over it. Hiding it will make it worse.
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>>607074299
>is just trying to get you deeper in the shit

We're on --->/b/<---.
What do you expect? :D
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>>607074512
i thought we were in a new reddit
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just tell her what happened you fucked up. it will all blow over in a week. Alot more fucked up shit has happened dood.
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>>607074512
For you guys to get him deeper in the shit. I told you that in the first post retard
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HIDE IT IN YOUR ASS QUICK! It's an emergency
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I hope shde walks in on you going balls deep in yourself. Incestfgs are the worst kind og /b/fags ever since pedofgs ran away.
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OP is crying in shame right now
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>wash it off
>straight up tell her you have it
>tell her you were interested in it (don't say you used it)
>tell her you have feelings for her that might not only be brotherly love
>tell her you're ashamed but she's just so attractive
>start complimenting her and apologize for stealing her shit
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>>607068524
>Be huge wincestfag
>Live with sister
You have my interest
>Nothinghappens.jpg
Interest is fading.
>>Decide to steal her vibrator and fuck myself with it because fetish

It's not a fetish; it's called being gay, you faggot.
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>>607075090
do this and post back with results.
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>>607075132
>shoving a dildo up your ass automatically makes you gay
I don't even
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>wash off
>tell her you found her toy
>try to use it to blackmail her

If the blackmail doesn't work you can just give it back at that point.
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>>607074840
>Incestfgs
>pedofgs
Can't spell faggot all of the sudden or what?!
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>>607069328
only option
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>>607075090
>this
>also mention that you lied about being in her room out of embarrassment
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>>607075333
>Enjoying having anything shoved up your ass
>ever

Yeah, that's pretty fucking gay.
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>>607068524
If you put it back she will know you were dicking your own ass with it, and she will hate you and you will never have sweet sensual imouto sex.

So here's what you do OP. You need to give it back to her personally, but you need an excuse to explain why you have it. Such as, "I found this in the laundry" or "the dog had this". Once you have come up with a solid excuse you have to give it back fast, or she will know you had it for a while.

Also post more pics of my waifu please.
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>>607068524
>i can't get to the bathroom to wash the shit off her vibrator
it's not that hard, you run it under warm water and rub it off with your hand and some soap
then you wash your hands with the soap
seriously how retarded are you if you don't know how to wash something in a sink
are you on disability, that kind of retarded?
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>>607075496
If god hated gays why did he put men's gspot up their ass?
Atheists: 1
Christians: 0
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>>607075496
you are one of those straight faggot's I have heard about.
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>>607075625
she's out in the hallway, i might get caught with it

>>607075585
that's a good idea actually, thankyou
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>>607075496
I agree. That's gay as hell
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>>607068524
shove the vibrator up her butt before she can see the shit on it, that way she'll think it's her shit covering the vibrator
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big question op is why is she looking for the vibrator with you in the house. She wants your dick faggot, go get it.
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Either tell her the truth or just say you wanted to try anal masturbation but were too nervous to go buy a vibrator yourself
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>>607075799
You're welcome based OP.

>Kirino is love, Kirino is Life
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>>607075676
So they could resist the temptation to become gay and go to hell.

>>607075698
>Straight faggot's
Doesn't make sense. No point talking to you.
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>>607068524
order your own vibrator and let her see the package open
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>>607076384
Sarcasm.... Lost to the christards. I hope you die in battle so you and I can meet you in Valhalla.
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>>607076820
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>>607076264
But she's the worst girl
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>>607068524
ask to your sister if she wanna fuck you
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>>607077576
I'll fukin req u m80.

Are you one of the Rurifags?

Kirino is vastly superior in every way.
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>>607075585
he-heh, worst girl.
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>>607068524
just tell her "look, i was too embarased to tell you in a first place, but I found this in your room by accident. wtf is this?"
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>>607077812
>Kirino is vastly superior in every way.

I don't know how you can type that with a straight face.
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Shove it up your ass, put on some pants and walk to the bathroom so you can wash it
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>>607078449
Ruri is a worse waifu then hitler
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>>607070514
Lol this
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>>607078602
hitler was awsome in bed. You are just jelly you were never Blitzgreed in bed
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What the fuck OP this is simple.

First go fucking wash the damn thing. Hide it walk to bathroom take a piss wash it off.

>walk into her room
>I wasn't in your room, but did you lose something?"
>Wait for response...
>oh that's very interesting"
>hold up vibe
>because I found this on my bed"
>that is kinky sis fucking yourself on your brothers bed."
>smile at her hand it to her and leave.

I just got you one step closer you're welcome, twins often share the same ideas and emotions.
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What would be the best waifu?
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>>607078602
I don't know if that's true or not, but she's better than that piece of shit Kirino.
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>>607078602
>implying Hitler isn't god-teir
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>>607078602
>Implying Hitler would be a bad waifu
BTFO
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>>607069479
MY FUCKING SIDES!
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>>607078800
wait are you serious? you actually think she might be thinking the same thoughts cause we're twins?
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>>607078561
This, then wash it, place it somewhere, pretend to notice it while washing hands and call out to her, asking "what dis?"
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>>607068524
>Be huge wincestfag
>fuck myself with
>fag
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>>607078959
Possible, you did bath in the same hormones for 9 monthes and share more then 50 percent of your dna.
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>>607069837
>>607070189
this
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Bump for the sake of procreation
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>>607078959
I have twin brother, even it is like 300miles distance between us, I can feel if something is not ok with him, so i always call him and find out that something happened, for example, got injury, failed test and feels like shit, etc
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Go here http://thenicestplaceontheinter.net
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>>607079152
shit, now i'm considering your plan...
i know it's probs a stupid idea though and you guys are trying to get me fucked, but i guess i can leave it open ended can't i?

i mean, im accusing her of doing something and flipping it on her instead of making a move, but if she thinks the same way she might start to think i do as well?
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>>607069730
You said you heard her looking for it, so of course she knows you took it.
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>>607079465
then what do i do!!!!
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>>607079414
it's actually really common for twins of the opposite gender to feel attracted to one another.

so you should just do this >>607078800 and report back
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>>607075585
>>607079592


Also, there is a lack of Ruri in this thread.
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>>607079465
more info though. Does your is always keep it in the same place. Why did she ask you first.. Is she just that open with you? Are you sure she is looking for the dildo?
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>>607078959
Every study done on twins has indicated that. Read a peer reviewed journal sometime. Plus twins have the highest incest rates. 5 times higher than 1st cousins! What you feel is actually normal... for /b/ anyway.
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>>607079721
i actually think this is an ok idea, since it's open nded...

but she KNOWS i took it so if i bullshit, she's 100% confirmed that i was doing something with it.

she's either ok with that or not, but hat's the downside?
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>>607070390
Dubfaggotry makes this thread MORE pathetic, not less.
> uses random number generator instead of porn
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>>607079916
serious? can you link a study?
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>>607078800

Double doubles, that`s fate OP!
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>>607079968
tell her you took it to taste her on it
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>>607074512
> deeper in the shit
Just like the dildo
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>>607080299
i won't go that far, but that's my fallback if she questions what i was doing.

i'm going to play it off like it's her fault, will report back with what happens.

keep the thread alive /b/ros
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/b/ never disappionts me
Keep being casual faggets
Thread/10
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I wish OP much luck.
Go with wincest speed and achieve your dreams faggot.
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oh my fucking god /b/ros

ok, so i washed the vibrator and it's back in my room, i went to go and talk to her, i peeped through the door and she's masturbating, i got the fuck out of there quick since i still had the vibrator in hand

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW, I CAN'T GO TALK TO HER
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>>607080993
>say "you looking for this?"
>have sex
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since OP is a fag, ill help with a fag idea
once you fuckin hide the dildo, start rustling your room too, and hide something YOURS
tell her in a few mins "hey bit....sis, can you help me find my X stuff(keys, wallet, guitar pick, book, etc)? ill help you looking after whatever you lost earlier after"
that way, you may try to look inocent AND know where she has already searched
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>>607080993
Help her
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>>607080993
Walk in on her, with vibrator in hand, going "Hey, found your--" and then cut yourself off and stare at her. FUCKING DO IT.
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>>607080993
what the fuck are you talking about now is the perfect time unless youre lying go in there with the vibrator in hand and just say you found it and she could probably use it
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>>607081255
SHIT I'M GOING FOR IT BROS, DOING THIS
PLEASE PRAY FOR ME, PLEASE PLEASE
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>>607080993
If this is really Op he's retarded... that was a clear invitation she knows you have it AND NEEDS IT. Her defenses are down while sexually frustrated.
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>>607080993
Go back and watch her through a crack in the door
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>>607081327
god speed you magnificent bastard
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>>607081327
post your face if you get slapped
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>>607081327
take a pic through the door for proof
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>>607068524
Dude just be Honest with her
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>>607068524
destroy evidence.
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>>607081327
U better come back and update Faggot
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>>607081327
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>>607068524
Just say you wanted to try some kinky shit. Apologize profusely. Give her money for another one.
Just say you read some weird article about prostate stimulation.
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>>607081327
Nice!! You get em tiger!
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If she's still at it just knock and walk on in with some bs question, then act embarrassed and leave. Then bring it up later once the dust has settled. Step 1 on the road.
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Just here because I saw Kirino in the OP.
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>>607068524
Jam it up your ass
Go to the bathroom
Cry and homo moan simultaneously
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>>607081865
"Yeah sis I saw something on the Internet about prostate stimulation so I decided to violate your privacy and use your most personal private possession without your permission"

Yeah, I'm sure this will really help the situation
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>>607068524
SOLUTION:
>girl came over
>said she was into kinky shit
>wanted to you to fuck her ass but since you dont enjoy anal you stole your sister's vibrator so that you could fuck her pussy with your dick and her ass with the vibrator at the same time

>act really sorry, say you were just too horny and the girl was out of your league
>buy her a new one if she's mad and apologize again, say you wont ever touch her shit again
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>>607081327
good luck m8
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>>607082009
Read the whole thread lazy fagget.
It's god tier
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Bump for faggy op
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>>607082277
Hm, I tend to not believe shit I read on /b/ but lets see.
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The right thing to do is to buy her a new one. Gift wrap it and give it to her and never say a word about it. she doesnt need to know.
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OP is balls deep right now, I can feel it
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ok...this went a lot faster than i expected.

>Enter sis's room, just barge in like obnoxious brother
>She's climaxing as i say "found thi--"
>We look into eachother's eyes for like 30 sec
>I am fighting the urge so fucking hard to look down
>I can't control myself, i look at her beautiful perky tits
>She jumps up and snatches the vibrator
>Pushes me out of the room
>Slams the door
>Screams "let me think"

I had the biggest boner and i am sure she saw it.
What the FUCK now /b/?

What does "let me think" mean? is she mad? does she think i'm a pervert?
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>>607082708
Gettin' laid tonight
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>>607082708
ohhhhh shit son.
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>>607082708
pic of your sister
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I was browsing through pictures of Ruri when I came across this one.

Can one of you tell me what the bottom-most symbol is supposed to be? It looks like a retarded "yu". And do all nips write this way?
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>>607082224
Shitty way out. You can always tell, by looking deep in a mans eye, if he has been dry grinding Shit with your pink dildo. Buy her a new one, op
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>>607082708
She didn't immediately scream at you
You're in
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God I dont care if its a fake or not I'm fucking crying of laught
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>>607082708
let me think to fuck you
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>>607074467
This is your only way out OP. But you really should clean the dildo first, if you give it back to her that thing full of shit she will be very angry.
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>>607082985
Are you not reading this shit!?!?
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>>607082545
>>607082708
>The day /b/ made twincest happen.

Wait for her to "think" and good luck. Make sure to make it obvious that you thought she was hot and you'd love to do her, but at the same time try to be subtle about it.

>Make it obvious
>Be subtle
Yeah, do it.
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>>607082900
you might ask this on /a/ in DJT
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Someone archive this shit
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>>607082708
"My mind is made up....let's do it"
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>>607081327
now its a party
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Post a pic of your sis for fuck's sake
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>>607082708
It means she was fantasizing about that actually happening... but didn't know how to cope with the reality.
>walk back down to her room
>knock on door
>don't let her speak, interrupt her say
> look we're twins we think the same"
> and listen... I feel exactly the same way you do, it's okay. I love you no matter what"
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>>607083370
This
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>>607082708
go masturbate in your room with the door partially open after posting a pic of your sis
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>>607083370
Hey we are getting you sis, we deserve a pic.
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What are you waiting for faggot? Pull your dick out and barge right back in. Look her in the eyes, say "This is happening." And take no prisoners.
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>>607082495
It's not about believing but enjoying this glorious thread
>>607082708
You struck gold based-OP
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>>607075799
go to the bathroom with the dildo plugged in you stupid moron
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>>607083370
please do this op
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Anon, stop being a pussy and fuck hers.
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>>607079977
Kek
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>>607082545
Balls deep in a world of shame
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>>607083833
Double kek
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>>607078800
This is actually the best idea ITT, she might even interpret this as a joke and laugh it off.
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this sounds fake as shit
and it will do that untill he posts pics
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>>607083897
There is never shame in sister pussy, only love.
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>>607079977
>dubfaggotry
>double dubs
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"let me think" - She knew you had the dildo, is now contemplating why you had it, what you were doing with it, etc.

SHE

KNOWS

RUN
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Tasty pasta.
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>>607084122
>she knows run
Well it's to late for that now
Hes fucked
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>>607084122
dubs of truth
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>>607082708
wheres the pic of your sister, post or this thread is dead
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>>607083478
This. Walk around half naked and with a chub.>>607083585
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>>607075799
What anime anon
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>>607084312
Actually he might be the one fucking... Or he could be getting fucked, who knows.
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>>607075132
> it's not a fetish, it's called being mentally ill and having the gay

Fix'd
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>>607084452
>sister
>vibrator
Why not both
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pic is sis, i'm kinda freaked out guys, nothing's happened yet
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NIGGER DICK
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>>607084776
Fire dude. Burn your house and run.
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GO! Knock on the door. Walk in. Just DO IT!!
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>>607084776
Jesus christ why aren't you destroying her?
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>>607084776
Ok not only is incest normal here, but damn, you would have to be blind not to want to fuck her
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>>607084776
>not much chest
Shes kinda young for sexual ain't she.
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Waiting for the update fuckface.

Tits for waiting.
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>>607084776
lol, she fucking knows exactly what you were planning.

Nothing's happened cause she's shitting herself thinking you're gonna rape her and is trying to figure how to get help

You done fucked up, son. You done fucked up.
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>>607084776
masturbate with your door open holding your phone like youre looking at video so you can take a pic of her reaction or gtfo
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>>607080993
You're a fat lying cunt m8, I know you're just sat there in your spongebob pajamas writing this shit while you fap
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>>607085001
This, this must be done
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>>607084974
Kek
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>>607084776
Cute, delete face pic.
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>>607084974
this. game over, anon.
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>>607085001
If dubs this happens
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>>607084776
Now post ur pics
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>>607085218
You know he might be right, in fact offer to let her take a pic of you for payback. maybe things will go further, but even if not she will feel like you are even.
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>>607084776
Knock at her door and ask if you can come in, if yes just talk about what happened and apologize for taking her vibrator. Make sure to compliment her at some point and see how she reacts, she might be interested in you too.
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PRAISE THE NIGGER
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>>607085302
ive already got dubs a few times in this post now stop being a pussy
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Did you do what this anon said?
>>607083379
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Waiting for OP to update
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tell her you were just sniffing it while jerking off.
you claim you are into wincest, see if you can turn it into getting your dick sucked. you are gay btw. ppl don't pretend their butthole is a pussy and stick fake dicks in there unless they are gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay gay gay.
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>>607085607
nothing's happened yet bro, i'm really fucking nervous here.

should i pop a few valium?
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>>607085583
This is reality not anime
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>>607068524
Invite her for some playtime OP. She'll love it! Let shove that fucking thing up your ass and mold her into a hardcore dominatrix.
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>>607085750
pop a .50 caliber aspirin, you're done kid.
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Go knock on her door and ask to talk
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>>607085750
we told you what to do. masturbate with your door open and get a pic of her walking in on you.
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GAY NIGGAS
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>>607084776
>>607085405
Also get more affectionate, hug her as often as possible, tell her she looks great when she goes out etc.
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Just fucking talk to her and post it here
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>>607085750
Just go knock on her door and talk with her. Lean conversation towards what you saw and how you kinda liked it. Compliment her.
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>>607085750
Yes both of you. But seriously just play it cool wait it out for a few days and make sure she catches u jerkin it. She will ethier go for it or ignore it. Other then getting fucked up and just asking to fuck
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>>607085750
just fucking confess already,and try to make her not freak the fuck out,it may be hard,but you're already shit deep anyways
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>>607085913
that's too far out dude, up until now i've kept it chill and she's been the one doing sexual shit.

i caught her in the act.

i'm pretending that i found the vibrator and i'm sticking to that story, not doing crazy shit.

i need actual ideas on what the fuck to do here
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Seriously. Just act. Pounce like the god damned man you are!
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>>607085826

You don't know how girls work do you beta??
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If you aren't going to fuck her, you might as well fuck your ass with that dildo again. Faggot.
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>>607085750
Give it a moment anon
Her brain is still processing on what to do with this situation.
If thread gets 404ed make a new one.
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