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>>606390182

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>>606390182
Fake-ass titties

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>>606390439
Damn straight

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>>606390570

Girlfriend caught me, helped me finish. Then she put out more so I wouldn't have to masturbate.

>>606390182
Such gross creatures

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sooo fake

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>>606390711
oh oh yoooo

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>>606390182
my mom never knock on my door before she walks in so Ive been caught at least 5 times.. I've caught her though so i guess we're even

>>606390182
>dem silicones
>in lips

>>606391846
Wtf?

>>606392350
?

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>>606391846
oh dayum son, she at least buy you any porn?

>>606392714
>buying porn
nah i dont do that

My sister has but we walk in on each other naked so many times that it's nothing out of the ordinary.

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>>606392946
good shit good shit
heff sum booty

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>>606393081
What was she like tho?

My sisters have walked in on me several times. The 2nd time my younger sister walked in, I let her watch while I finished, but never again though

>>606390987
"Gecenin memesi"

>>606393212
She really doesn't say much when it happens but she'll usually tease me over text or so. It's happened only a couple times.

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>>606393111
thanks

>>606393321
I've also had a cousin walk in on me too

>>606390439
I guess that's better than fake ass-titties

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Not sure if i was actually caught, but I'll share anyway.
>be me
>be around 15
>parents divorced, used to live with mom but moved
>visiting mom over a break
>up late every night on my computer in my room
>fapping around one in the morning one night
>notice a Co2 capsule on my desk looks like it could fit in my ass pretty easily
>fuckitwhynot.yaml
>middle of summer in Texas, room is hot af
>open window
>didn't see giant hole in screen
>cat escapes through the hole, fights a stray
>the sound wakes up my mother
>she comes to see if I accidentally let him out through the hole
>hear door open
>cover with blanket, mash alt+f4
>had backup tab open, so no suspicion
>mom has me get up from computwr and look for cat
>stealthily pulled pants up
>stand up
>Co2 cartridge still in ass
>mfw I had to help my mother find our cat in the middle of the night with a Co2 cartridge up my ass

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No one has. I never get caught.

>>606390182
19, never been caught

>>606390365
I need names so I can fap, get caught and contribute to this thread

>>606393331
"dank memes" in French

>>606390182
This one time, I masturbated in my girlfriend's room. Except she was right there with my other hand down her pants

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>>606393321
gg anon, gg

>>606393331
lol teh fuck, never read the file name

>>606393366
good shit, nothing like innocent sibling teasing

>>606393599
Immortal

>>606393524
not sure if funny or terrifying hahaha smooth anon

>>606393746
Bryci, Talia Sheppard, Katie Banks, have fun, be sure to come back with your story, make it a good one ;P

Several times. Last time with my latest gf. "Saved" it with a provocative; "It's either you or the dolls in internet. Surprisingly that relationship wasn't healthy or didn't end well

>>606390182
Hoo boy

I got walked in on once
On phone so hopefully anons appreciate
>be 16
>go to Cali,USA for summer break
>I meet up with distant friends of the family that we consider family
>I meet my "aunt,uncle,cousins"
Heres the thing though. 4chan got me into trannys and traps and all that faggy shits right?
>12~am (3 am to body clock)
>Cant sleep
Will continue cause fingers hurt

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>>606394265
hoooooo boooooy

>>606391347
Mmmm those tits

OP's images are 10/10. Well done

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>>606390182
I got caught by my mom last week riding a suction cup dildo while in full trap regalia. All she did was close the door, then an hour later she combed my hair and gave me some of the face cream and showed me how to put it on. The next day she gave me a whole bunch of her clothes she never wears. All and all it was a win.

>>606395182
Nice mom. You should kill yourself though.

>be 16/17
>need fap, mom's home
>3AM
>stealth mode activated
>one earphone in, radar is on
>begin falling
>getting furious
>door flies open
>immediate click on X, slap underwear up over cock, in split second
>stare at mom for the longest 6.43 seconds of my life
>I can hear my blood pumping like an 808, I'm sweating, then she breaks the silence
"... It smells in here"
>she walks towards my window and opens it
>she leaves and closes door
>abort fap and try to sleep

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caught by my sister once
>was 3am
>Just about to cum
>watching some really good chick assfucking
>thinking I was alone (besides mom sleeping other end of house)
>Just as I cum, door swings open, my sis be standing there
>Says something random, cant hear cuz porn and mid orgasm
>she left, my room was dark besides the tv glare of the porno, not sure if she saw anything
>Turns out she was drunk, had just come home from a party
>She never mentioned anything, have to assume she never saw anything
>gg

>>606394265
So anyways
>cant sleep
>why not just jerk off to go to sleep?
Ill never forget I was watching a yasmin lee video of her as an egyptian goddesse or something
>watching it, i brought moisterizer and my napkin(uncut but I like the way it feels,back off hombre)
>i thought my earbuds was connected to it so I can hear it and no one else
>my aunt was an insomniac so she couldnt sleep
The kitchen is connected to the bathroom by a short hallway but far from bedrooms
>im a horny teen that forgot to lock the bathroom door
>while im watching the video she just opens the door but silently and slowly
>im not even aware cause im in the zone until she taps my shoulder
I completely freak the fuck out

Rest give me a sec

>>606395311
*fapping, not falling

>>606395282
why? I am finally happy. I was meant to be a girly girl.

Tyron caught me fapping without his permission. he tore me a third asshole.

>>606391347
Is that Lily Roma?

>>606395454
Whatever you say, Joe. Your chromosomes disagree.

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>>606390128
I had a very very close call
>Be me in basement
>grab dad's laptop
>pull out little rocket
>redtube is my fetish
>going hard when mom gets mom
>whatevs she wont come down
>keep going
>hear door to stairs open
>sanic engage
>struggle to pull up pants all the way
>doesn't cover throbbing cock
>place laptop to cover
>luckily the chair was big so the side of my ass was in the chair
>mom sits across from me and talks for like 20 minuets
>leaves
>mfw

>>606393674
22 never been caught.

>>606396003
>when mom gets home
also checkem

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>>606395900
actually its maxine but thanks, plus you can't see my chromosomes when I walk by

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>>606395311
Fap ninja, but perhaps she knew...and just to levitate the awkwardness randomly opened your window lol

>>606395355
Mmmm those asses tho, and you're lucky

>>606395359
Everyone knows that heart attack feeling, please continue

>>606394789
>>606395619
yes, yes it is

>>606396003
gawd dayum son, the speed we can move when the need arises is amazing, fkn well played

20, been fapping since 12, never been caught

countless close calls though

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>>606390182
several times.
roomate in college, recently my neighbor caught me because i came home early and they were supposed to walk my dog lol. they came to walk dog i was fapping.
oops

>>606396363
Maybe not, but I can feel the aura of disgrace you give off for not being a functioning human being, yet thinking you deserve rights that surpass one.

>>606395359
>she literally says
Do you need help with that? Your jacking off to a dude who looks like a girl with a huge dick fucking a guy in the ass.
>I come from a deeply religious close family so now that she knows im watching porn,masturbating AND to gay sex
>im frozen embarrased and scared as all hell
again she goes
Do you need help with that?
>i go what do you mean?
>she grabs my shoulder and says
Well all boys are very sexually excited so it makes sense to jack off, but come on? Two dudes are fucking eachother, do you like that anon?
She goes to ask me if I had any girlfriends and if I had sex yet
>i tell her 2 and ive only gotten my dick sucked(teethy and it was horrible nvrmind that)
She says okay that's fine
She asks me again if I need help
>i feel completely anxious still and cant believe this is happening so I say yes in a higher pitch
>she asks me to pass the moisterizer and proceeds to jack me off

>>606390182
>MuhPlastic

>>606395355
Mia malkova is sexy, dont get me wrong but her ass is weird

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>>606396384
>levitate..

jesus auto correct...

alleviate*

>>606396363
trace mustache detected

>>606391759
who's 10

Was in the living room, 13, no one home, totally naked watching VH1 fashion shows. Runway models do it for me big time. Dad gets home and walks in on me. Change the channel and cover up with a magazine, but it's not a mag, it's Victoria's Secret. Tried to say, "Just reading magazines" but Dad obviously knew what's up. He says nothing, just goes to his room and I didn't talk to him all day.

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>>606396363

>>606391759
>>606396981
Who are all of them? They all have such nice tits

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>>606396650
oh sheit you lucky guy, wish that would've happened to me, or something like it...(not the whole gay porn/conversation though, but whatever floats your boat man, no judge) <3

>>606396724
Love her ass, but yea, it is a bit strange, she is just an unusual girl all together

>>606397030
did he at least buy you a proper nude mag after?

>>606396981
Charley Atwell

>>606396650
>im shaking as bad as a Parkinsons patient
>she gets a little angry and as to relax and that your moving too much
>im like okay, i try but noticeable shakiness is noticeable
>she keeps going at it and I cant help feeling so fucking good(but still anxious)
>i didnt tell her about how the my only blowjob sucked with teeth but she says
Im going to suck your dick, is that okay anon?
>again feeling good and still anxious I tell her sure go for it
>puts her tounge and starts moving it around my tip
>holy fucking shit this feels amazing

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I've never been caught. Sometimes it's been close, but never.

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>>606397354
You really want me to do this....give me a sec I'll try find most, cuz am bored

>>606397511
oh shit son, that's amazing though

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>>606397438
It's like her ass is solid muscle. it doesn't jiggle or move around like a normal ass

>>606392714
What's this whores name?

>>606397511
Got any pics of your aunt?

I used to try to get caught by my little sister all the time. I wanted her to join me, I guess. Once we were watching TV, me on the couch and her 7 feet away, closer to the TV. I whipped it out and just sat there naked for 10 minutes. Eventually got hard and started stroking it. If she knew she never looked.

Once she was in the bath. I walked in and just started talking to her like it was no big deal. She relaxed a bit after a while and I said I was going to join her. She didn't want me to, but she's not saying no to me. Fully erect, across from her in the tub, water doesn't even cover the scrote. I soap up a bit, eventually get to my cock, and stroke it a lot too long but then stop. Mom walks in, sees us both, takes a long stare at my cock, speechless.

>>606397511
This doesn't happen, total bullshit

>>606397935
you had balls, nigger. How were you punished?

>>606397935
kek

>>606397438
thanks. ill be beating off to that plastic tonight

>>606397729
I know 1,3,5,8,18,19. If you can get the rest you will be a god

>>606395355
hnnggg lexi

>>606397354
pretty sure 7 is lucy pinder

>>606398111
check'd

>>606395355
>all those blondes
>lexi is the lone brunette, plus palest
neat

i've been caught three times. once by mom when i was like 11, once by grandma when i was bout 12, and once by my dad when i was about 13, every single time i was so fucking horny i was just doing it in the goddamn living room, zero fucks given. nothing was ever said, and it didn't stop me from doing it again.

>>606397511
>she keeps going at this for like a minute or more and by now im more relaxed than anxious
>im still twitchy cause my dick is in overdrive from sensations right now
>i feel like im about to come so I tell her
>hey i need to come
She says that's perfectly fine and that to get like 4 sheets of toilet paper
>i dont know what she was thinking when she justs puts her hand and
>Jerks me off into fucking overdrive
>im fucking shaking in the legs when I finally come
According to her, I came a fucking bunch, she laughed and told me to next time at least pay more attention when jerking off.

In case youre wondering we never had sex after that, i still see her when I travel to Cali. And any time she looks at me she gives me a sly as fuck smile. I have asked her what that meant and she said its a one time deal and we arent doing anything like that again

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>>606390182
>Anyone been caught fapping before? Either by a family member, friend, or just another person in general?
>Tell us your story, Anon.


YEP
both parents

i was nude under a blanket in my room

with a bag of my mom's clothes in the closet
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

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>>606393524
nice. anon

>>606398088
>>606397876
>>606397729

Will look through moms facebook to get a pic
Will edit a bit to make sure you guys dont fuck me over be back in a sec

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>>606397354
>>606398272

1. Lily Roma, 2. Rachel Burr, 3. Lilith Lust, 4. Lexi Belle, 5. Sophie Reade, 6. Joey fisher, 7. Lucy Pinder, 8. Kagney Linn Karter, 9. Danielle Sharp, 10. Charley Atwell, 11. Jordan Carver, 12. Stacey Poole, 13. Rosie Jones, 14. Keeley Hazell, 15. Iana Little, 16. Remy Lacroix, 17. Jessica Nigri, 18. Mia Malkova, 19. ??? 20. ??? 21. Holly Peers, 22.Erica Campbell 23. Tessa Fowler, 24. Holly Michaels, 25. Mia Rose, 26. Lindsey Strutt, 27. Alice Goodwin


>>606397832
Jada Stevens

>>606397824
Exactly! And the ratio to her body size is so off, still, her ass is a good one to look at

>>606393524
kill yourself anime autist zilch

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>>606398721
Haha the shit we simply don't care about when we are horny as fuck

>>606398727
gawd damn, well, that must've been a nice holiday

>>606398904
good guy anon

>>606399038
>>606398272

20. is Lais Deleon

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>>606396363
get rid of the stash brah

>>606399038
i think 19 is jynx maze

>>606390182
I was once high on speed, jerking it in the living room to jordyn jones with my headphones on when my roommate walked in to get some dirty plates that he had left there.

I didn't see him, just when I looked up, I saw the door closing.

We've never talked about it. But he refuses to sit in the sofa.

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>>606399644

Updated:

>1. Lily Roma, 2. Rachel Burr, 3. Lilith Lust, 4. Lexi Belle, 5. Sophie Reade, 6. Joey fisher, 7. Lucy Pinder, 8. Kagney Linn Karter, 9. Danielle Sharp, 10. Charley Atwell, 11. Jordan Carver, 12. Stacey Poole, 13. Rosie Jones, 14. Keeley Hazell, 15. Iana Little, 16. Remy Lacroix, 17. Jessica Nigri, 18. Mia Malkova, 19. Jynx Maze (maybe) 20. Lais Deleon 21. Holly Peers, 22.Erica Campbell 23. Tessa Fowler, 24. Holly Michaels, 25. Mia Rose, 26. Lindsey Strutt, 27. Alice Goodwin

Boom all 27 I believe!


>>606399905
Hahaha oh the banter

>>606398111
Played it off. So, "punishment" = never talk about it again.

Ex gf caught me fapping to a amateur cuck gangbang breeding video I was watching (nothing gay). She just smiled at me and said that was her fantasy to. She wanted to watch the remainder of the video with me but I said no.

I dumped her the day after. I didn't want things to get too weird. My current gf doesn't know. I always fantasize about my gf's getting bred when I have sex with them.

Never caught

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>>606398904
>>606398088
>>606397876

>>606399595
the most awkward was my grandma, for multiple reasons. when my mom caught me she just kinda walked through, i had my dick out the side of my tighty whities so it was easy to kind of just pull them back around, which didn't cover the bulge but provided some cover. and somewhat similar for my dad, and the couch hid me for the most part because he was walking behind it... but when i got caught at my grandmas, she walked in, everything was around my ankles, it was pretty brutal. i was on the couch and pulled an afghan quilt thing over me, but i know she saw it. i think i was in 7th grade. it was also at granma's house i learned i could suck the head of my own dick in her bathroom.

>>606400379
the fuck is wrong with u

>>606390182
I used to walk into my moms room after fapping and tell her im sorry and i wont do it again ever.

Every single time. I'm pretty sure she got off on it, she kept letting me see her get out of the shower naked.

>>606400648
What do you mean? I dumped her once she knew. I'm not a cuck until I actually get cucked.

>>606400754
we require more details.

>>606393398
full story with the time u finsihed

>>606400921
you dumped her cuz she said she gets off to gangbang porn?

>>606400921
You're not a cuck, but you're still a fucking retard.

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>>606400528
10/10 editing, nice body tho

>>606400614
3 times, 3 different people, you should be more careful but nice haha, self fellatio? gawd damn

>>606400754
Did you have extreme anxiety/guilt? or were you a religious family? It's understandable to be like that when you are young and first start fapping, but every time? I feel bad for you son! At least you got slight wincest, did she buy you any mags or some shit?

>>606401030
I don't like the idea of a girl knowing I like that. Her also liking it made things way too weird for me. I'm too scared of fantasy becoming reality and that was too close for comfort for me. I don't want to allow myself to fall into that lifestyle. Although I do always wonder how it would be to experience seeing my gf getting bred.
>>606401083
Thanks for your opinion.

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>>606390182
mom doesn't know I know but I know.

>>606401422
Good on ya. Never good full event horizon cuckfag.

>>606400983
ok
>be me 17 yo, sister is 16
>watching my first madison ivy video
>been jacking off for only 10 minutes, but was getting close to finish
>mfw headphones on and door unlocked
> sister walks in but i don't notice her at first
>turn to the left to grab tissues to get ready to cum
>most awkward moment of my life
>she didn't scream or anything because she has seen me before, but we never had eye contact and she's never actually seen my dick
>i tell her to leave or else i'll just keep going
>she gives a half-hearted nod and just stands by the door, guarding it
>i continue, but it takes longer to finish since she's there
>she asks what's wrong and i just tell her to stfu
>i finally finish and she says thanks for satisfying her curiosity
>she's walked into again once but just left instead of watching again

>>606397438

oh lord i fucking hate those nails

>>606402021
dumbass
she wanted to fuck you

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>>606402021
sounds so funny, but nice, you should probably fap more often when she is home, try get her to see you again.

>im 13 and jerk it whenever able
>bro, nine years older like to startle me by jumping out at me and screaming
>be beatin off in room
>bro jumps in "SURPRISE!" he shouts
>very awkward, never talked about it.

>>606402414

HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA

>>606402354
lol what. no way man
She was just scared and panicked. So I made the most of the opportunity

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>>606395454
whatever you say

>>606402486
>>606402354

Doubt it bud. I wouldn't stand in a room and watch someone that I wasn't interested in jerk it like some sweaty fuck.

>>606400149
you've been visited by the porn detective big tits and great sauce will cum to you but only if you reply you made my day Mr porndetective

Sister caught me jerking off in her panties that she left in the laundry room. That was back in November, she still doesn't really talk to me much.

>>606395311
Kek

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>>606402470
he stopped trying to scare me after obviously. I kinda just makes me laugh now how retarted it was

>>606402757
Well you might be right. But I was so open there and clearly enjoying myself. She could've at least stepped a little bit closer and offered to do something. She was standing at the opposite end of my room

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>>606402933
Hahaha thank you thank you, I just had too much time on my hands, and searching for hot chicks, well, that's fun, you're welcome good citizen! <3

Which one is your favourite?

>>606402942
oh...

>>606390182
Got caught fapping in class by this nerdy chick in physics. I had a boner, so what?
>tried to hide it by using wrist action only and under my huge jacket
She confronted me, insisted I was fapping to her.
>played along BC everyone thought she was ugly and didn't want anyone to find out.
She asked me to fix her computer(circa 1996), I obliged as it was a hobby of mine, also didn't want to incur bitch-wrath.
Arrive at her house, she is wearing super slutty tied back top and tiny skirt. Also, no glasses
>hnnng.jpeg
She admits no problem with comp, just wanted to see me outside school. Start watching a movie and I couldn't help but rub her thighs-kinda my thing.
She went semi pornstar mode, ri0ed my shorts off and gave me maximum violence hand/blowjob. I will never forget.
True word, I am looking her up now, bitch was smart so probably made

I was sharing a room with my sister because our house is small, one time I needed to fap real bad, I went in and checked quickly before closing the door and cover my self with my covers and started to fap, after I finished I cleaned up and noticed that my sister was in the bed next to me under her sheets, she looked asleep so I didn't worry, 5 minutes after I hear her talking to my other sister and yelling " he's so gross!!! Ewwww", pretty sure she caught me.

>>606401422
dude you only live once. yeh i know yolo how dumb but if you and she both liked it and you admit to saying that you always fantasize about your gfs doing it then you might as well go for it.

think if it this way man. you could have watched it with her and tried it out before dumping her. although that might look way too fishy so i don't know.

>>606390182
Yeah i was a few times, once by my brother who just stood there and watched me jack it till i shut the door on him, one by my step mum to the trailers for porn on sky, almost once by my teacher in the storage cupboard when i was suppose to be getting changed and one time when i had to tell my mum because i had jacked it so hard i caused friction burn on my dick and peeled some skin off.

>>606395311
What fucking mother barges into her teenage sons room at 3am?
Christian?

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>>606403755
big baller shot caller, funny how things like that happen, always in the least expected ways

>>606404045
heh heh heh

>>606404199
oh...oh my...what a life of fapping you've had

>>606404339
sometimes alcoholic mothers do, they sleep walk, but who knows

>>606404339
fair point. what mother is up at 3am, period. reeks of bogus story.

>>606404339
my mom always barged in to my room when i was in high school cause I had school in the morning. got caught at least 10 times

>>606404573
Not really that much of a life, i was caught fucking a dog once though.

>>606404690
Yeah but at 3am?

Well I haven't been caught but I did catch my sister. She was in her room going at it on her pussy and moaning. I stood at the door walked over and she looked at me and took off the covers. So I walked back to my room got a condom and fucked her tight as hell pussy. She loved it alot moaning and groaning.

>>606404051
I don't really get some of what you are saying but I did think on it. Only after I dumped her however. I think of it all the time with my current gf. I seriously doubt she would be into it.

If anything goes bad I still at least occasionally talk to my ex. Maybe I can still at least watch a movie with her. Taking the next step might be a bit too much for me though.

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>>606404792
>Caught fucking a dog.

Please leave this plane of existence.

>>606405020
Well i never really fucked it, i didn't stick it in.

>>606404976
yeah she always wakes up at around that time cause my dad is snooring loud as fuck and she wakes up to pee and I she always just opens up my door to see if im sleeping.. and there i am fapping

>>606390711
Same here with me. My wife went to sleep early and I got to whacking. Well she come out and at first she was pissed but then I explained the male need to get release and now I get laid or blown every day. Sometimes if we are busy we will go a day without anything but never two days. At least for the past three years when she caught me.

>>606405191
Well you can't stop the fap traiiiiiiiiiiiiin

>home alone
>pants around ankles because yolo
>kept checking if dad came home through my window
>didn't check for 3 minutes
>my door opens
>i sit there awkwardly and he turns and laughs

>>606405739
honestly i only cared the first time, but the second time I realized that it's her fucking fault, learn to fucking knock like a real human being

>>606405781
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

he laughed at your wee little peee peee

29 years no one caught me.
>mfw either i'm a lucky fuck or i got caught and no one said anything

>>606390182
ex caught me fapping bed next to her, asked if I wanted to fuck also "I was going to roll over and just put it in my mouth but I thought it might make you jump"

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>>606390182
I always got caught fucking my girlfriends
One time my dad stole all the nudes of my girl, I had developed the prints from negatives in my photography class so they were on big 8.5x11's. Lots of bent over spread ass, tits, insertion pics....

>>606404573
Are you femanon? First letter of given name?

>>606406254
cool dad.

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I was once caught by my Mom.
>Be 14
>Only live with my Mom
>Got home from school, home alone
>Horny as fuck cuz saw hot chick on bus
>Decided to play some playstation
>Controller close to my dick, vibrates
>Get boner, keep making it vibrate
>Take pants off and hold controller to my dick vibrating
>Didn't notice my Mom had come home
>She busts into living room just as I'm shooting my load onto the carpet
>She just goes 'Oh I'm so sorry' and leaves
>After I clean it up and shit, she calls me into her room
>We have a discussion (typical one)
>Next day, come home from school, see a box and note on my bed, note says "Here are some things to help you, instead of doing it in the living room with your controller, try keep to your room, I'll be out for a few hours longer than usual, have fun, try to get most of it in the tissues! winky face"
>Open box, box of tissues, lube, couple porn mags and a cheap DvD (big tit themed)
>Fucken went at it like there was no tomorrow,for hours and hours just fapping
>Was still fapping even when she came home, apparently she heard me watching the dvd and had looked at me fapping to it.
>Was a pretty sweet teenhood
>She would buy me new dvds every now and again

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>>606390182
>Anyone been caught fapping before?

"Caught" would be a better word for it.

> Be 15
> Be unbelievable horndog with Oedipus complex
> Come up with fool-proof plan to shag mum
> 1. Let her "catch" me fapping
> 2. She'll get turned on
> 3. We'll fuck each others' brains out
> Lay on bed fapping, knowing she'll be in soon to announce dinner
> She opens door, starts to say something, sees me, says "OH!", hurriedly closes door and leaves.
> I'm like "WTF, she wasn't supposed to leave!"
> We eat dinner in awkward silence.
> She acts weird around me for a couple weeks
> We never speak of it.

AFter that she started knocking.

I don't know if she suspected my Oedipus complex. God I hope not!

Anyway I got over it at about 21 and actually prefer younger girls now.

>>606407121
HNG! I want to fuck your mother so bad now

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>>606407121

You have no idea how lucky you are.

I bet it turned her on knowing what you were doing and that she played a part in it.

And post the note!!!!

>>606407940
Hahaha If she weren't my mother, was younger I probably would have wanted to as well when I was 14,but I was far too preoccupied fapping like crazy every day

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>be visiting single aunt for a few days
>sisters share one bedroom, me with aunt
>be 12. wasnt big deal in our poorfag country to share bed with relatives when young
>ran out of undies. sleep with just thin fabric pjs
>wake up to patting on dick at around 4am
>sleepy aunt be waking me up by patting my penis. Had fishing with a neighbor planned
> she continued doing so without looking for like 10 sec, i had a massive boner (no undies)
>feelsgoodman.png. pretend im asleep
>finally she wakes up fully and notices what shes been doing
>awkward pause. boner refuses to die. didnt open my eyes for fear of being caught.
>20 seconds feel like an hour
>gentle touch felt on dick
>awwyiss
>starts pumping it gently up and down.
> came within 30 seconds
>pretended waking up and looked at her. she was acting asleep
>cleaned up and slept. fuck fishing.
> tried to make it happen once more but failed.

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>>606408364
>Hahaha If she weren't my mother, was younger I probably would have wanted to as well when I was 14,but I was far too preoccupied fapping like crazy every day

Post the note with the winky face.

Everyone should have a mother as progressive as yours.

>>606406612
yeah that poor bastard is in rehab now for a month.... I might have to go check on his place. wil dlvr if found