Does Taylor Swift really browse /b/?
yes
>>604276222
Nice trips
>>604276222
trips fuckin checkd
stop idol worshipping faggot. nobody cares if some normie fuck who other normies put on pedestals lurks here.
>>604276222
checked nigger
>mfw trips
>>604276710
check em again
Fuck you bitch, your trips are gay
>>604277037
u gel
check em
>>604276133
This needs to be updated.
Someone came on in December last year and said it was T-Swizzle
She said she would fall during her dick Clark rockin Eve shit on New Years.
And lo and behold she fell getting off the stage. Stumbled and caught herself on the railings.
Looked intentional.
That's what sold me
Tits or gtfo
>>604277382
that'd be insane if it was proven but how the fuck would she know b exists she doesnt seem like the type to go on here also no timestamp on the "same background" post
>>604277008
I'm the captain now
>>604277382
Seriously need some sauce here.
>>604277008
I'm the captain now.
>>604277884
if dubs then true
>>604278027
>27
>literally as far from dubs as you can get
Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
what do you think OP?
>>604277717
that's just her stage persona
>>604276222
I say check, you say em.
Check
Em
i know most of you will not believe this but i fucked taylor swift once
>>604278198
Taytay, if it's you, please give us a sign!
>>604277884
Wish I took a pic I'm sure someone archived it not sure though
But there was homemade video on YouTube of her falling as she exited the stage i did see that I'm sure it's still there
no she does not.
a neckbeard made it up.
>>604278704
I say erm?
>>604278832
haha ok
>>604278832
You are right! I don't believe you.
>>604278900
Well fuck you guy above me.
>>604278832
Make us believe it. If that's true it's story worth defending.
>>604278508
if OP's image isnt shooped then the meredith thing is what seals the deal for me but whatevs. idk why she cant just say shes tay in one thread
>>604278832
let's hear the story. i mean it's not impossible, someone has fucked her, probably just wasn't you. so story time let's hear it anon
>>604279052
i'll greentext it
>be me
>meet taylor swift
>fuck taylor swift
>walkaway.jif
>never talk to her again and her music sucks
happened in 2011
>>604276522
nice doubles
Sometimes she does but she doesn't post proof.
Wow I didn't know about the cat. It cannot be a coincidence.
Just checked, the cats name actually is Meredith.
>>604278147
Lol u play hold em
>>604279493
Hurr durr
>>604279346
come on now anon, if you are gonna make a claim like that at least give us a more elaborate story. i'm sure some anon's will enjoy it even if it isn't true
>>604279346
I believe you
If 1-9 t swizzle doesn't browse
>>604279346
You seem to have the creative ability of someone she'd fuck... And yes that's an insult.
>>604276222
Are you talyor swift?
>>604279711
T swizzle huh?
if quads then taylor is here
>>604276881
I'll leave this here for ya
>>604279711
11 says you're wrong
>>604279863
Do you want me to be?
>>604280024
if dubs its all true
ask her on twitter or something.
#taylorswift_forchan?
Shrek
I kind of hope not. Too many people posting interracial shit on here. She's too classy and pure to see that shit.
If dubs it's tru
Also asking her on social media would prob be stupid
>>604279711
if 82 im taylor
>>604276133
You better be from Baltimore
>>604279493
2-7 always all in
>>604280166
she won't admit it. that be career suicide.
>>604280166
most of us won't admit we come here to our friends/family, and you suppose a famous person would admit it on twitter? come the fuck on
yes, she does.
>>604276133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP8kWpZ0JVw
>she's too classy and pure to see that
Is that a fedora I hear in the breeze
>>604280318
she's not actually like that.
>>604278832
If Taylor Swift is using a dildo to type with I'd believe this.
>>604279680
yes you do
The only way to solve this matter:
>>604280318
You know that she's a filthy whore like every other Mormon girl,don't you?
How much money should you make to bang Taylor?
>>604280437
I know but she could at least admit it to us...
>>604280813
step aside newfag
>>604280885
She has several times!
T swizzles mormon? Til
Also, check em
>>604279906
Watch for press release. Taylor Swift going by T-Swizzle in an attempt to gain neckbeard vote.
>>604280839
honestly im convinced she'll sleep with anyone hot she just only sleeps with rich guys cuz thats all shes exposed to
TAYLOR SWIFT IS LANKY WITH CRAB ARMS AND IS FUCKING DISGUSTING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS
ALSO THIS POST WILL END IN A 3
if dubs we do it
>>604280166
>>604280885
>implying this wasn't gonna get viral in a second
>>604281056
No way haha
Why is everyone shitting on calling her t swizzle? If dubs, we officially call her that from now on.
>>604276710
le dank memes
>>604281300
the dubs have spoken
>>604280092
I'd believe it if you said you were. This thread just seems like something that she would find entertaining. Probably 20 neckbeards yelling dubs and trips and getting into fistfights over quads all to vindicate their own skepticism as to whether or not all these coincidences add up to anything substantial. Even if you aren't Lady Swizzle she is still probably reading this.
>>604281188
true but i mean its better than this ambiguous maybe shit
also nice dubs
>>604280166
no need. she does indeed browse /b
>>604281400
dubs have double spoken
>>604281504
proof
Holy fuck. Does that say TIL? Do you know where the fuck you are? An hero you FUCKING NORMIE, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>604281041
proof of admition pls
>>604281647
Op's image isn't enough?
>>604280437
I told my family... They're Christian... And don't care :)
>>604280318
Media homie. You really believe that Hollyweird is that clean cut? Come on now. Look at me, I'm Toby McGuire and I've never stepped in a puddle and proceeded to walk around with a wet sock all day. I'll bet 95% of them walk around with a bullet in their pocket daily.
>ITT DELUSIONAL FAGGOTS THAT PRETEND ALMIGHTY TAYTAY IS "ONE OF US" TO GIVE THEMSELVES THE FALSE IMPRESSION THAT SHE IS ACTUALLY OBTAINABLE TO YOU FURRYNECK FAGGOTS.
>>604281860
could be shooped, no timestamps on pics
>>604276133
Hey Taylor we're about the same age, lets breed
>>604280478
T-Swizzle in the hizzle. We all know it's true. Who the fuck do you think made that mosaic?
>>604280552
She hasn't fucked a nigger though, she only sluts around with A list white dudes
>>604281973
if post ends in 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,
ur a faggot
Taylor if you're here,TITS OR GTFO
>>604282211
dub dubs have spoken
>>604281461
The joys of modern life :)
>>60427613
trips so yes
>>604282116
I can imagine her suckin 50cent tho
>>604282332
Dubs inside dubs have spoken
>>604281275
It sounds like she's here. I'd like to high five her just for being here. Then walk away because I would have no business accosting a stranger like that.
>>604281647
>>604282116
she has.
>>604282535
Haha high five? No hug?
>>604276133
Yes, why is this even a topic?
>>604282638
Too bad this image is already all over google.
>>604282855
because retards want to believe
If Taylor is here right now I'd like to say something. Taylor you've affected me more than anyone else on this planet. I grew up in a conservative abusive family who hated pop music. Your music was the only thing that prevented me from killing myself in my teenage years. The joy it brought me showed me that no matter how dark the tunnel is, there's always a light at the end. I know even if you do read this you probably wont reply but I just want you to know you've made a difference. Thank You for everything Taylor.
>>604282463
Yeah, I know it's you. What up.
>>604282648
give one ounce of proof faggot. She's a serial monogamist and she's only date white guys
>>604282500
that's cause you're a cuck
Dubs are an art
>>604282853
If she was down. I couldn't imagine everyone I saw every day trying to invade my personal space and act like I was some sort of public domain ornament. If she went for the hug, post high five, I'd jive with it.
>>604283097
Aww thank you anon!
>>604283097
Play it cool, homie.
CamelTay here, stop all your whining you little bitches
>>604283097
That's alot to take on haha, well I hope you're a good place now, stay well :)
>>604282116
In the public eye maybe not, I'm sure some nasty ass producers fucked her too
>>604283097
Hey, Taylor! Is it weird that I masturbate to the chipettes?
>>604283097
Is she the reason for the teardrops on your guitar?
>>604283129
What makes you so sure? :) these capchas!
>>604283764
Slightly reminiscent of pedophilia, yes. Weird? Probably.
>>604283668
Taylor Swift doesn't really run in social circles with lots of black people though. Plus it would go against all of her previous dating/sex choices.
taylor whats YOUR favorite song that youve written
also, check em
>>604283810
>implying anyone on /b/ has musical talent
>>604283419
That's considerate, I guess you'd kinda just get used to it after a while though, you know? Fans can be easily excited
Taylor will post tits 10'' before 404
Be prepared
>>604283879
A thread that panders to the possibility that you lurk these boards goes up. Some one goes around making calm collected responses that don't involve foul language or political incorrectness. You seem to care a little bit/enjoy what is being said about you rather than throwing up half assed responses that are just bait covered in meme. Generally looks like you are here.
The dubs must be controlled
>>604284241
>tay posts tits
>thread immediately 404s
>no one has time to screencap
>mfw we will be the only ones with knowledge of her nudes and no one will ever believe us
>>604281044
Unchecked dubs.
>>604284140
She's just your everything and it would destroy your world perspective to think that her morality had transcended something as superficial as race, wouldn't it.?
Not sure if it's her tbh. There's nothing to say it is, just words that anyone can type. Who knows.
>>604277382
>calling her "t-swizzle"
>>604284389
Haha, what do you do for work?
>>604284637
dubs will tell
You won't believe me, but I am Taylor Swift
>>604284818
Bullshit, link to this post on twitter.
>>604284236
I guess, I have never had an artist I enjoyed that I thought elicited a reaction beyond asking them how they were. I'd be more interested in the long play of finding out what kind of a person they really are. The spotlight is so bright it would be easy to sunburn in it with out a little SPF.
>>604284813
If t swizzle, dubs. Check em.
If Tay is on /b/ then I will get dubs
>>604284818
just keeping up appearances.
>>604285016
>More people getting as far as you can from dubs than getting dubs
I'm here for a few minutes. Ask away, ill answer some things maybe.
>>604284713
I am an out of work machinist. I never had anything that I really wanted to do when I was growing up. I literally picked machining because it was steady work. Showed me up, hah.
>>604284583
not my everything. I just believe she represents an ideal: attractive white girls who don't like niggers sexually. They do exist, I've met them before. I believe she is a shining example along with Emma Watson.
Also, race realism is just a fact. Niggers are overall the most inferior race.
>>604284930
its fake he wont deliver
>>604285092
Welp
>>604284935
Fresh view sir :)
>>604284713
What do you do when you aren't working anon?
If dubs I morph into T-Swift.
>>604285320
Tits or...
>604284930
why dont i have quads yet
Tits or dubs
tfw quads
>>604284818
Hm...
Methinks she doth protest too much.
Plus...is it not strange that she would know about such happenstances in a place she doesn't visit?
>>604285320
How can we believe it's really you?
>>604285320
What do you do when you aren't working?
Taylor is compelling this post to have dubs
>>604285331
Hey, don't be ashamed, people do different things, I can't fix a car but I get by, just wondered if you were a psych or something lol
>>604285320
Timestamp
who cares if she is, here she's femanon not Taylor Swift
Dubs summons Taylor.
>>604285744
I'm being a slut
>>604285744
Mmmmm nice dubs
If I get quints 4chan will be shut down by tommorow!
does anyone want to play runescape?
>>604285423
Browse /b/? :P eat chocolate see friends, just normal stuff, I guess, apart from /b/
Need legit proof
Also, dubs.
>>604285829
Ashamed? Hah! Oil and gas crashed. The people that decide where the market is going to end up should be ashamed...I really just want to be one of them. ;) I'd do anything...
How did you fags not see this on her twitter?
If she is, she will never publicly admit it. "Famous musician is a regular at pedophile site of hacking group Anonymous. Find out who at 6!"
Yeah... PR shitstorm.
If dubs, I am moot.
If I get dubs then I will worship Taylor
>>604286279
>>604285973
I like it. Keeps the heart strong.
>>604286279
Fesh Pince was a lols worthy vid.
10/10 taste, friendo.
I make my own money so I spend it how I like
It's a nice concept, I want to believe. We should totally hook up Taylor, my girlfriend and I just broke up and she really liked your music. So yeah...
>>604286193
/b/, full of normal people, huh?
>>604286297
why would the media ever invade someones like like that and potentially ruin them because of a harmless thing they enjoy
may i offer u sum buble gum
>>604286279
She can't use the word "faggot" on Twitter because media would eat it up and it'd be career suicide.
Nice try though
>>604286669
SO CLOSE
>>604286279
So...she lurks /b/ AND fucks Kendrick Lamar.she is cooler than I thought
>>604286279
Hahahahahahaha cunt....
>>604286246
Yeah the world is kinda going downhill huh?
>>604286762
Because it gets them views. Idiot.
You actually think the media wouldn't give her shit for browsing 4chan? You're delusional. Along with all you other morons that think she actually browses /b/
>>604286929
My bet is 2023. I'd just like to be on the winning side. Fuck all of these people.
>>604286745
:P not normal people, but my people :)
No way that she could actually be on /b/
>>604287087
>This just in! Taylor Swift visits a website!
>implying 4chan is that noteworthy
>>604287233
Don't get me wrong, I like traps as much as the next guy but my first night I saw a thread where someone was asking for dog rape vids/images. I knew I was home.
>>604276133
You sir are a true Autist
-Taylor ;-)
>>604287187
:( sorry I didn't mean to upset you
>>604287482
Woah haha
^88
>>604278892
that post doesnt exist
You niggers really think if she does lurk this shithole she would openly admit that?
Just think how much of her fanbase she would lose for that and how much more cancer we will get here.
>>604287582
You're not very good at it either. ;)
>>604287947
That's good right? haha
>>604287943
>Implying her fans wouldn't die form a heart attack form all the porn, and all the gore.
>>604288160
For you, probably.
>>604286848
lol kendrick is 5'6 taylor is like 6 ft get out nigga
>>604276133
Everyone = 4chan
4chan = Everyone
We'll all know the truth when she drops a new single about getting dubs, maybe even trips or quads. Only then will we know for sure
>>604287904
that post was on reddit until the guy deleted it because someone asked him to.
>>604284241
Still nothing.
>>604279413
nice singles
>>604288383
Okay I'm 97% sure I'm confused sorry haha
>>604288243
You underestimate the surviving abilities of people. Any newfag gets an heart attack when they start to lurk here... well, until they get to like it.
If dubs, taytay swizzle is here.
>>604288721
When was I suppose to get this heart attack!
>>604288623
Confusion is a powerful ally. Watch for the velociraptor, clever girl.
>>604287482
Way to drop the ball there, anon lol
Taytay is here
Dubs
I'm old... what is this girl famous for?
>>604288871
XD thanks for the advice, I'll keep my eyes open haha
>>604283097
You're welcome fag
-t.swizzy
>>604288956
As long as it bounced we'll all be fine.
>>604276222
u lie to me
those are some adorable trips mah gud sur
>>604289085
She got dubs, then trips followed by quads
>>604289117
May the stars shine on you.
>>604286279
nice try.
>>604286279
ayyyyyy
Then quints.....Then....Well you know....
>>604289254
>>604276133
talor become my sub [email protected]
No, its a giant conspiracy by some faggots with entirely too much time on their hands.
It is exactly like fingerboxes.
>>604289167
im hoping this is the actual taylor
Taylor is God
>posts email on /b/
Bruh
>>604289568
But Boxxee is real.
>>604289311
Farewell, wherever you may fare :)
>from LOTR
>like it
>>604288869
You got one. That's why you are still here. In fact, you are pretty much dead.. a ghost, simply said. You just can't realize that.
>>604289597
It is. But I guess you'll never really know newfriend
>>604289191
Hope it doesn't bounce back and hits us in the face.
KEK I bet she is watching us
>>604289740
kek
>>604289969
I hope
>>604289864
Damn, a ghost, heavy stuff at least he died with a 69
>>604289568
brotip: it was one faggot. and then he quit a few years ago because he hates that autists believe it.
see
>>604278892
>>604289969
If she post her tits, I will cry.....
Does no one remember 9 5s?
OP here. This thread has made me realize that T-Swizzle never has nor ever will visit 4chan. It's OK, though. At least we have each other.
I believe that if she posts on twitter "dubs" we shall truely know
>implying
>>604290136
/thread. Game over. Queen TayTay wins.
>>604290213
Dear god
If 6 trips taytay is here
>>604290392
How? o_O