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Chav sluts anyone?
Go on then....
no thanks
I'm all out now
>>602968278
>>602968306
>>602968324
>>602968598
>>602968714
aw fuck man I would fuck these girls so hard no matter what age they actually are. Who's with me?
>>602969205
Cops
>>602967936
id rather put a bullet through both their idiotic foreheads
I could look at these threads all.... HHHNNNGGG!
>>602968278
daddy must be proud
>>602969276
They are overloaded and not worried about sluts getting what they ask for. So don't be so paranoidd
Why are they all wearing those fucking pants
>>602970774
I love high rise pants
>>602969205
Who the fuck wouldnt. I fucking love chavs
>>602968836
like the one on the left. she just looks cute as fuck. I need to find some real chavs and just pretend im rich and theyll flock to fuck with me.
Then I will actually choose one to date
Aren't there any nudes?
>>602967936
So in which part of london would i find sluts like these OP?
And how liable are they to be genuinely DTF and not like Ausbitches who dress nice just to tell guys to fuck off.
>>602972019
These girls aren't sleeping with any foreigners. Sorry pal.
>>602972218
Fair enough, thanks for the heads up.
>>602972218
Some sleep with muslims in brummieland bro.
>>602972218
Trust me I'm French and they sleep with me.
>>602972351
I NEVER trust a frenchman. And no, they're not.
>>602972218
Went to Bournemouth for some school shit last year. I'm Scandinavian, so they found me exciting and interesting.
I fucked five Chavs.
>>602972493
Well my cock tells another story. Smells like chav's pussy.
>>602972622
Since all but 2 or 3 birds in this thread are obviously children, its a safe bet that you didn't fuck anything like anyone in this thread. Keep believing the lie tho, let its warmth guide you to happieness .
>>602972622
and onions
>>602972758
Don't you go blaming the fucking chavs you cunt. The pakis are the ones to blame.
>>602972842
Why would I mention that. We ALWAYS smell of onions bro.
What's with all the shitty none nude pics, seriously, there's got to be nudes of these sluts!
>>602972758
Shit son. That's why I'm glad I live in Lincoln, I've only seen a few niggers about. We've got a load of polish though, which is a shame. Not to mention the Asian scene has really picked up, we've even got a fucking karaoke bar now.
>>602973092
Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with this guy.
>>602972758
girl ties are great
Where do they get these pants?
>>602973233
Primark
>>602973233
Plastic bags in target.
>>602967936
Queen of Chavs
>>602967936
whos the fucking whale next to the blonde?
oh god nigga, i was i Birmingham, Nottingham and Derby a few weeks ago. your women are horrid. half of them have fetal alcohol syndrome and the other half is just cesspool. and i thought Norwegians are meh.
reality
>Chavs are such easy sluts
>I fucked 12 last night on my way to the shop
>They were literally begging to suck my cock for a shot of vodka
>They're all such fucking sluts
>Literally the most revealing picture in the thread is one person showing her stomach
I seriously wish there was an /rp/ board so you fucking house dwellers had a place to play.
>>602973489
>>602973546
My ex had tits like those, god i miss those things.
>>602973574
protip: you've probably seen lots of chavs naked
protip: naked girls look like naked girls you dumb fuck
once they're naked the entire style is gone and they are regular naked females
>>602973663
>tits like those
>ex
Something doesn't add up...
>>602973604
niggers ?
>>602973704
>>602973730
>>602973781
>>602973815
>>602973859
>>602973489
name?
>>602973887
And the bonus ball.
Now I'm off to fap.
>>602973932
Anne Kirkbride
>>602973964
Fuck it, I'm a generous man
>>602973489
>>602973546
There's got to be more like this, preferably showing pussy as well!
and then they grow up
>>602974046
there is an imageset on xhamster but i lost it, got some pics though
>>602974110
i came
>>602974121
>realism mode enabled
>>602972218
I'm aus and went to Chatham. I fucked 5 girls in 2 weeks. All I had to do was talk and they fell like slutty dominos
>>602974220
wanna cum on her belly and lick it off so bad
>>602974220
>no, turn it off, TURN IT OFF.
>>602974311
nigga u got problems
>>602974171
Well, that shows no face, so isn't fappable by me.
>>602974214
9/10 would fuck 'er and 'er sister, get 'em boff pregnant den show up on Jeremy Kyle all smarmy like.
>>602973288
Moar
>>602974348
id kiss her and share the cum with her after
>>602973712
Well my ex had bigger tits, but the nipples were just the same.
They got so pointy when she got horny.
>>602974812
again..
>big tits, perfect nipples
>ex
Are you telling fibs, anon?
>>602974304
more??
>>602975086
He never said he dumped her
>>602975086
Fucking dolt
>>602975826
Problem faggot?
>>602975431
dat ass, hnnggggg
>>602975607
moar?
>>602975888
does she do porn?
>>602976087
Kek, I know these ones
>Hertfordshire, England
>>602976087
nice b8 m8
>>602972351
>>602972572
>>602974267
>bullshit.
Pics are good, vids are better.
>>602976379
Question mother nature, nigger.
but why do they all look like BRATZ dolls with down syndrome?
>>602976379
a wonderful state
>>602976379
I work on a theme park and every single day unless its raining very heavily young girls walk around like this, its disgusting
>>602972218
Bavarian. Two a night during the Champion's League when FC Bayen pulled it. I don't know what you are talking about, they put out for foreigners all the time.
>>602973489
First real chav in this thread
>>602967936
i dunno why, but i want to beat them up so badly.
like crying and blood everywhere.
>>602976588
how do i get your job?
>>602970101
keks
>>602976638
you're fucked in the head
>>602976588
Sounds like we got a faggot over here.
>>602976588
are you homosex senpai?
>>602976638
don't do that
that is silly and bad
>>602976638
>i dunno why
You do know why... And you've been told plenty of times before, she is your sister.
>>602976628
My home team pride is not letting me ignore my spelling error. FC Bayern.
And it's simple, go to a pub to watch the game, tell em you are a foreigner here for Uni, hit on them with the thickest fucking accent you can (while still understandable), undoubtedly beat the shit out of some MannU or Chels fag, fuck the natives, return to pub to catch the final score and laugh at how everyone else fails in comparison to FC Bayern.
>>602976087
I really am confused here. Is she really bottomless or did someone just blur it? Either way, why?
>>602977338
What the fuck are these people wearing.
>>602977338
Oh god, these are the type of girls who give Brits the stereotype of unattractive women.
>>602977543
Let me help you with that
>>602977458
are their surnames miller and albarn?
because dat fucking grain and blur
>>602977543
D'you think? The one in the middle is kinda hot
>>602977338
All dat inbreeding
>>602977543
British guy here, I think they're all hot and I have high standards.
ITT: desperate fucks posting pic's of extremely slutty girls overloaded with ake-up and aren't even chavs.
i rahter love a woman instead of a fucking barbie doll which i want to beat up everytime i see one.
>>602977338
From Left to Right: Beaky Beatrice, Oblivious Olga, and Shrunken-face Susan
>>602977657
>hunchback
>shapeless
>jew nose
>gormless expression
>>602977701
Then you are used to your own ugliness.
>>602977761
>Shrunken-face Susan
>>602977701
Its because inbreeding is huge there.
is this a butterface thread?
>>602977609
Depending at her size, I may take a swing at the top-middle one. Unconfirmed land whale status withstanding, she is pretty hot.
>>602977850
Yep, would defo drill them all and blast that nut butter up them
>>602974267
>>602974267
i am disapoint
>>602978030
You are a braver man than I anon. God speed you magnificent bastard.
>>602978030
order?
>>602974171
>Doesn't keep her Rubicon in the fridge
>>602972218
These girls love fucking niggers. What are you talking about?
>>602973663
Dem implants
>>602977850
Okay, I recognize Shrunken-face Susan and Beaky Beatrice. I'm thinking Heather the Hog and David (who would be hot without her manly face).
>>602977972
The one on the right, next to uncle Fester.
>>602974220
Kek
>>602978180
Shrunken Face Susan
Oblivious Olga
Beaky Beatrice
>>602976452
>Being this insecure and knows he won't get laid ever, so he'll call bullshit on other people's stories
Nice one pal, can tell you're not going anywhere in life.
>>602978325
The far right? In the black dress and heels? Yeah, I would give her my weißwurst, since I am hoping the face she is making is a photo accident. I'd probably fuck the bird in blue, who for some reason is drinking in a staged photo. Dumb sluts.
>>602978541
and what about the smallest one?
>>602974488
Moar
>>602978664
She just watches and brings the half-time sandwiches
Fucking teapots!
You know, most of them aren't actually real chavs, it's just the fashion for idiotic teenagers these days.
They all look the fucking same.
>>602978623
One to the left of the far right, bro.
It's concerning that you would be ok pumping uncle Fester (far right) with your weißwurst.
>>602978870
They're not chinese m8
>>602978870
They're not niggers m8
>>602978740
"God dammit, Heather, how many fucking times do I have to tell you Olga won't eat it with the fucking crust on!"
>>602974445
The cigarette. Hahahahaha
>>602978889
I was hoping the face was just an optical illusion from how dark the photo is. I may go in with a pot overturned on we head, I like her body.
The one to her left is a little young to be remembering the 80s though.
>>602972218
Can confirm. Pakfag from candastan. Fucked a 15 yr old chav last summer when I was 19 on vacation. Easiest and cheapest girl I've banged. None of the north American bull shit. If a Pakfag can fuck them it's open season
>>602979121
I actually like most Pakfags (better than Iraqifags, who pollute Munich like sewer rats), and I have to agree. I saw a lot of Pakis with Chav girls when I lived in Kidderminster. But then again, I was a stranger in a Brummie land.
Bookings flight to UK
>>602967936
Why would they think it's attractive to have tight black pants all the way over your hips and waist? Looks so fucking stupid.
WjFVt8
>>602972218
Are you kidding me? They would prefer a balding barnacle-teeth over ANYONE? Get fucking real anon, wake up from your delusions. One sentence with my crippled scandinavian accent, and their pussies would pop like bottlecaps.
>>602973489
>Queen of Chavs
i found it
http://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/4140543/british_chav_girl_blowjob_amateur_smoking.html
>>602967936
What the fuck is a chav? It's that like the britbong version of a wigger?
>>602979627
how else would they seal in the crabs for ocean freshness
>>602979627
because they're unthinking dumb cunts
it's all monkey see monkey do with girls like this
they don't think about anything they do
they're basically farm animals
>>602972774
The irony is real.
You're the miserable little fuck here. You know those loosecunts would fuck anyone that's not british. You know it and it makes you sad.
>>602979845
It works the same on Canadians too! A Swede and I managed to talk this BC girl straight out of her clothes with our accents. Women loves accents, and any faggot who says they would rather the same ole shit they can get any day over a foreign man with an accent is bloody mental.
>>602980113
They sure do love their accents.
I used to court a canadian girl, and she still won't leave me alone. Gotta' say I would prefer a british slut anyday. Something about their attitude gives me dick-tremors.
>>602980065
Got to agree with the Frenchman here. I mean, come on be serious. You know the stereotype. And you know how many of them come back knocked up from Greece during Holiday. Do you really think they are all Brit-babies? Fuck, Greece has to open like a million STD clinics on remote islands during Holiday just to contain the Chav-ness to the islands.
>>602979994
Gotta' love mainstream media.
Farm animals suits in very well. Wouldn't treat them any better than that anyway.
>>602973417
thats almost classy
>>602980287
It did help that I found out the Canuck had a crush on me, so I was unrelenting with the accent (Boarisch has been voted the sexiest accent in German, by Germans). Seriously got her to break down and masturbate right in front of us during a Skype call. Now that I live in the US, I am thinking about taking a trip up the coast to BC for a conjugal visit.
so there is this board with no mods on it, and people are posting cp!!!
wat do!!!
2 1 c h a n c o m
1 4 c h a n o r g
b b c h a n n e t
ghh
Notice how you never find a nude of a chav because chavs dont give out to beta little creeps on 4chan chavs are alpha as fuck even if they are tramps
>>602980727
Actually I'm guessing the nudes are because these girls are under aged. There are plenty of nudes of older chavs in this thread.
>>602980785
Sorry, though I've lived next to France my entire childhood. There is nothing wrong with being French. There is something wrong with being Parisian.
>>602980590
Yes it is. Almost.
>>602980903
I'm a fenno-scand. I don't dislike French in any way, and I've got to say women from all over the world fantasize about having sex with a French gentleman. Gotta' give that to you.
>>602981053
eww
>>602967936
How do they expect to get a man dressed like that when they have a school uniform in the closest
>>602980727
One sentence is enough to make them all "OMG wher r u from m8 ur accent is supa sexxi like"
>>602981039
she's actually a qt, if it wasnt for that cheapass necklace, she wouldnt be trashy at all
>>602981116
Didn't say all women, bitch.
>>602981053
Suomi and Scandi, there are some groups I have lots of friends in. I will let you know, it's not just the French. If you come to America, call yourself European. The women here don't care what country, but they fantasise about Europeans. Frankly, I don't think they know half our actual countries, or they think Europe is a country, but you aren't fucking them for their brains.
>>602981198
Luckily, she's growing out of it.
>>602968598
Almost certain that that is my cousin.
>>602981459
What did we say about Brits being inbred.
Can't find any chav on Playpen
>>602981430
>>602981455
noice, got more?
>>602972218
Am I the only one who picked up the clear sarcasm from this?
>>602967936
Can they be trained to say
"Oh please sir, spank me bum"
>>602970876
they suck
>>602981681
If you are the only one, it isn't so clear is it then.
>>602972337
Yes trading ass for curry
>>602981714
Yeah, but if they are Brummie or an Eastender, you would be paying them to not say that.
>>602979879
Kind of. But they don't really act black. They just like to look scummy/poor and drink cheap cider whilst smoking sovereign.
>>602973502
>Whale
Don't pretend you know what a girl looks like.
any from middlesbrough?
>>602981782
It was obvious sarcasm for a normie. Autists wouldn't pick it up, surprise surprise.
>>602981522
How in anyway do you get 'inbred' from that?
Do you not have any relatives?
>>602981849
"Ughhh please gent... Y'want ta smack me bum!"
"Allahu Akbar!"
No Brummies.
>>602982071
something smelly around here boys ewwwweeeee
>>602982525
European Island Alabama. Where it is quite easy to recognise your cousins in porn threads.
>>602982583
Yam yam yam yam
>>602982765
That means nothing, you dumb fuck.
>>602982791
Yam Yam < Brum
>>602982791
Do not listen to any news articles that say the Brummie accent is loved elsewhere. It is equally despised overseas as it is at home. You am isn't a real fucking phrase, let alone should it be shortened to yam.
>>602972572
There are like no chavs in Bournemouth
>>602982960
Yes, so please tell me where the extra genetic material has come from for your island? You can only live on an island for so long before the families are related.
>>602983058
>You am
>Yam
That's not brummie...
>>602983058
Yeah the accent is hideous. I love playing Birmingham away and chating "yam yam" at them. If you're close enough you can actually see them raging.
>>602983221
Immigration. Emigration.
>>602983268
>yam yam
Still isn't brummie lol.
>>602982099
>>602982140
>>602982164
>>602982188
yup thats a qt alright
>>602983225
Im from Birmingham and I've never heard yam before...
>you're an idiot
>>602983225
It's Black country, is basically the same shit. And they both should be the same shit, which is a smouldering crater in The ground.
>>602979845
>balding barnacle-teeth
KEKLORD
>>602983454
How am I an idiot?
Because I know that 'yam' isn't a brummie term?
>>602983457
But it's not the same.
That's basically saying that Ireland and Wales are the same...
>>602982765
on the contrary britain has a rich history of immigration and racial mixing from the celts to the picts to the jutes to the normans to the angles to the saxons to the vikings to the romans to the jews to the african slaves to the indians to the pakis to the modern day eastern european influx
it is the most multiracial land on the planet and 3.5 million people in london alone are from 180 other countries
keep spouting shit though
most of the twisted forehead potato faces in this thread are of irish stock, which does happen to be the most inbred nation in europe with a rich history of 'keeping it in the clan' and brother-sister marriage that even the catholic church disapproved of and couldn't stop for centuries
gb2 school and lrn2 basic history
>>602982203
confirmed american girls not chav
>>602983610
And you Brits have never thought that? (800s - 1960s)
>>602967936
How bout Slav sluts for a change? I wanna see some squatters
>>602983723
kanti kunta
>>602983875
Try simple Maths. You'd have more luck proving your knowledge there. Maybe.
yam alright are ya, of course its a fucking brummie term its from the midlands area mainly birm and wolves. Its about as horrible as the scouse accent
>>602972218
I'm from Belgium and I fucked like 7 of them last month
>>602982140
name?
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