37 decides what rumor we spread about the new macbook.Get rolling, time to fuck with
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37 decides what rumor we spread about the new macbook.
Get rolling, time to fuck with applefags again.
>>602916982
Because of the new keyboard design you can now use each individual key as a trackpad.
>>602917297
rolling for this
>>602916982
It was a founding member of The Baha Men.
>>602917366
Points for wtf
>>602917366
>>602917466
checked
>>602916982
the screen bends 360 degrees
Thanks to the advanced minimum-density battery design, the new Macbook can in fact float on water.
>>602917789
ROLLING FOR KEKS
>>602917757
I like this
>>602917789
fucking rollan
>>602917789
lol
>>602917789
didryyy savn
>>602917789
rollin for this
Drop proof non damaging lcd screen.
>>602917366
roll
>>602917789
fuck me
>>602917789
epin roll
Tell them it bends in there pocket
>>602917789
Rollin in the deep
OP is a faggoty
It will use Windows ^_^
>>602916982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV-jJkgXQRg
>>602917789
Okay that one isn't bad.
i heard a nigger made it wtf
>>602917789
rolling for this
>>602917789
this
>37 get
>>602917789
roll
>>602917366
rolling
>>602917789
Yes please. Rolling for this.
>>602917789
they see me rollin
This thread is fucking stupid we're all just rolling the same post.
Just use that one.
>>602917789
37 get
It's solar powered, and will receive a full charge after 2 hours of direct sunlight.
>>602917789
rawl
>>602916982
That it will sync with Android devices.
>>602917789
Rolling
>>602917789
plese 37 plese
>>602918194
Yeah that Will work...
>>602918536
so close
>>602917789
Rolling.
>>602917789
yes rollerino
>>602918536
rolling for this
>>602917789
rolling for this
It's actually good value. And also the NSA doesn't track you on them.
>>602917789
>37 get
>>602917789
37GET
>>602917789
37 get pls
>>602917789
rerollin'
>>602917789
roll
The new Macbook is as microwave safe as ever!
>>602917789
roll for fucks sake
>>602917789
roll for glory
For orders of the NSA the integrated webcam will be operating at all the time
>>602917789
get pls
Jet fuel can't melt its steel beams.
>>602917366
this
>>602918571
rollin
>>602917789
fucking 37 get
>>602917789
rerollan bb
>>602917789
they see me rollin
>>602918946
roll
its actually a good product that people should by
>>602917789
based get
>>602917366
rerolling
>>602919095
reroll
>>602917789
Rolling
>>602917789
ayy roll
>>602918946
37 get
>>602917366
pls
>>602917789
this
>>602917789
why no 37 get?
>>602916982
>37 decides what rumor we spread about the new macbook.
Let's spread that it's actually good, some fag will believe it.
Everything you type gets recorded on apples servers
>>602917789
Reroll
>>602919095
thats already true tho, has to be believable.
It always posts dubs
>>602917789
This fucking needs to happen without the 37 anyway.
>>602917366
37 get
>>602918946
roll for this
Ok these are all weak. Try harder
>>602917366 roll
It's waterproof.
>>602917789
reroll pls
>>602917789
Come on. Roll
>>602919252
re roll
Steve Jobs ashes are a part of every glass trackpad.
Factory OS will be Windows 10
STOP FUCKING ROLLING AND GET TO WORK FAGGOTS
>>602917789
37 get please god
>>602917789
come on
>37 get
It actually is a quality product and is worth the price. It might be hard to get people to believe this though.
>>602917789
Fucking kek. 37 get
bulletproof
its better than PC
>>602919407
>>602917789 is pretty based. also rolling for it.
>>602917789
git
>>602917789
Rollon
>>602917789
rolling again
>>602919252
This post will not end in 37
It can melt steel beams
It comes with a free edition of TurboTax.
>>602917789
do it faggots
>>602917789
roll for this, need to happen
>>602919638
aww shit nigga
>>602917789
rawlin
>>602917789
Lel
It doesn't support any browsers besides Safari and Opera.
>>602919638
so close
Built in porn filter.
>>602917789
Re-fuckin roll
>>602919470
Perfect.
>>602917789
ROLL
>>602917789
Roll
>>602917789
roll
fireproof
>>602917789
Roll for dis pls
>>602919644
>>602919252
But this one will
>>602917789
reroll
>>602919661
Rollin.
>>602917789
Is it not obvious this post deserves winrar? 37 get
Unlike jet fuel, it can melt steel beams
>>602917789
Fuck
>>602917789
rolling yet again based digits gods pls 37
>>602917789
420 roll it
>>602917789
Check it
check out this wasted 37, stay mad fags
>>602917789
come and give me 37
>>602919833
FUck me!
>>602917789
Try again
>>602917789
roll for this
>>602917789
Roooolllllin
>>602919774
This
>>602919657
Rolllllll
With a new micro-carbon woven body and bulletproof glass screen, the new macbook can survive being run over by a car.
>>602917789
Roll
>>602919750
rolling
>>602919774
this
>>602919436
so close
>>602917789
roll
It can melt steel beams
>>602919967
This works too
>>602919774
Roll
>>602916982
It literally makes you gay
>>602919899
>>602919833
>>602919644
Three dubs in a row and I can't get a fucking 37
>>602919999
nice dubz :^)
>>602917789
Get
>>602917789
fucking rolling!
>>602919999
Quads son
>>602917789
Fruit rollup
>>602916982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m38g4L1U0rc
This song is made by ISIS
>>602919999
nice quads
>>602917789
Rolling for this.
Also, >>602919999 nice quads
>>602916982
crysis 3 at 60fps
>>602916982
That it's a macbook
It's edible.
>>602919999
Holy fucking shit...
Comes with a free iphone.
>>602920036
Rumor, not fact
>>602917789
rollen
>>602919999
Based quads God.
Also roll for it having the capability to melt steel beams
>>602917789
rolololoool
>check dem 37s
Comes with free TurboTax.
>>602919999
quads is good enough
>>602917789 rolling
>>602917789
Roll
>>602920040
This is getting frustrating
>>602917366
kek
>>602917789
Bread roll
>>602916982
Its completely submersible in up to 10 ft of water.
>>602917789
this happens to need
>>602919999
Double dubs (-:
>>602919967
Also rolling
It makes you a sissy cocksucking faggot
>>602920125
rill
>>602920207
>>602919252
Last try!
>>602917789
one more time! ROLL NIGGERS!
>>602917789
this is happening
>>602917789
Rolling
>>602917789
i'll roll for that
It's racist.
>>602917789
Roll
>>602919750
37 get
i like to waste the number 37
>>602917789
For fucks sake 37 get
>>602917789 rerolling
>>602920337
WINRAR
>>602917789
Rollin Rollin Rollin rollin
It turns you into a neckbeard
>>602917789
pls get
>>602920159
2 Versions, 1 with TurboTax and one with H&R Block.
>>602920337
Wintar
>>602920337
FUCKING FINALLY
>>602920337
EPIQ FUCKING WINRAR
>>602920337
DING DING DING!!!!
>>602920337
WINRAR
>>602920337
winrar
>>602920337
winrar
>>602920337
well, lets get to work
>>602920337
WINRAR
Battery overheats and explodes due to the lack of an interal fan.
>>602920337
WINRAR!
>>602920337
i guess this is ok>>602917789
>>602920337
WINRAR
>>602920337
WINRAR
Captcha yboom
>>602920337
OOOOOOH 7ZIP
>>602920337
Winrar
>>602917789
rolling for that
>>602920337
You son of a cock
The Macbook pro will be using USB3 connectors and because it's being rushed, the connectors aren't properly insulated, causing the case to excessively heat around the connectors. This will cause the plastic and metal to warp and discolor. In rare occurrences, it can even cause a short circuit, leading to mild electric shocks and possibly start fires as well as damage any devices plugged into the port
>>602920337
WINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRAR
>>602917789
fuckin roll bb
>>602920337
yeeeeeeeeesssssss
WIIIIIJNNNNNRRRRAAARRRRRRRR
>>602920337
YESSSS
>>602920337
WINRAR!
>>602917789
roll
>>602917789
Rolling for
>>602919999
le epic same numbers XD well done, friend
>>602919470
reroll
>>602920337
and now shit all happens bcz 4chan is filled with new fags who wont spread this gold
It, unlike jet fuel, can melt steel beams
>>602917789
for fucks sake roll
>>602920337
lets get this ball rolling
Roolllll
>>602920337
Rar
>>602920610
>top kek
>>602917789
raule
If you touch the apple logo on the back with the apple logo of an iphone, It transfers the battery power between the two
>>602917789
ffffuuuuuckkk this needs to happen
How does one go about creating ebin OC for winrar?
some of them have been contaminated with ebola
>>602920337
Fuck yeah nigga
You become the Malaysian prime minister
>>602920486
Fag
>>602916982
Alright fags the rumor is:
Thanks to its new minimum density batter, the new MacBook can actually float on water. lets get to reddit and all the message boards!
>>602920337
>WINRAR
>WINRAR
>WINRAR
>WINRAR
>>602917789
its habenin
>>602920337
WINRAR!!!!
>>602920337
It's now a fact, let's make a fancy image and spread that shit on twitter
>>602921004
Fuck up
I think you guys jumped the gun on this one. At least spread the rumor when people actually can "try it out"
>>602917789
anon pls
#profloat
>>602920337 get that before we post anywhere
>>602920337
WEENAR
>>602921004
black jewish skeleton spider
Due to its small size cooling was reduced. Putting it in the freezer for awhile will keep its temp down and keep the processors at a better operating temp
>>602921107
oh god you're right
Thanks to its new minimum density batter, the new MacBook can actually float on water
>>602921107
Well, let's create OC ahead of time and roll it out when ready.
It will be possible to use your iPad as a second screen via AirPlay
Guys!!!!
I heard the new MacBook is coming out!!!!!!
And it's so light it will actually float on water!!!!
So next time you drop yours over the boat dave, no need to call daddy for a new one, we can just pick it up!!!
already on it http://www.macworld.co.uk/news/mac/retina-macbook-air-12in-2015-release-date-launch-rumours-today-watch-event-3420655/
You guys already spreading it!?
saw on my local yik yak
>say apple is adding customizable LED lights under the keys
>colors can only change from blue and pink
>LGBT community will stir into an uproar
>genderroles.jpg lol
>rioting in the streets
>LGBT community is preoccupied
>now is our chance
>we show up to the riots wearing Tiger Woods nike apparel
>LGBT's hate the almighty TW
>they look devastated to see that we are supporting this man
>they start charging us
>it is our duty to to protect the almighty TW
>we will take no prisoners
>>602922262
Good fucking idea. Am on it
Someone type "Thanks to the advanced minimum-density battery design, the new Macbook can in fact float on water." in the apple font on this pic, im too lazy.
>>602922262
I am, I want this to spread like aids in Africa
>>602919568
>shitty retard "computer speakers"
>>602919568
It's equal to PC, because it is itself an IBM clone.
I think we should throw in some more technical terms. Like "Nano-density" or Lithion Polymer Battery Design"
>>602922762
this
>>602923526
I think you should shut the hell up, faggot
>>602923743
Too obviously photoshopped
This needs to be professional
>>602923743
Text should be more off-white
>>602923743
that don't look good use font helvetica light in white and don't forgot the dot at the end
>>602923945
Did it on an app called aviary, but I'll see if I can do any better
>>602924051
AND CENTER IT GOD DAMMIT
>>602923743
Nope. Delete it before someone starts to spread it
Wzit 5 minutes, i'm on it
>>602924147
Hurry bro. The fate of a few laptops depends on it
>>602924433
Quads demands must be met
