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For those of you that do not know, WoW has a server infamous for really stupid roleplays in a small human town. I will be doing a dramatic reading of some of them.
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ok man, i come back in half an hour taking a shower. When i come back i wanna:
1- the name of the server
2- some internet references
3- the cringe in it
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>>602907597

>moonguard-US
>town is goldshire aka pornshire
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZKBLVsa0rJ
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>>602908338
kek
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>>602908338
LOL KEEP GOING OP
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>>602907339
Small human town = goldshire?
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>>602908338
moar
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>>602909205
I've danced on many a table in the Lion's Pride Inn. Made a ton of gold. Took a lot of customers up to the bedrooms.
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Puh Casuals. Nobody leaves their Garrisons anymore. L2P.
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>>602908338
Just transferred off of MoonGuard a few weeks ago.

I already miss goldshire
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s07d8iEGavVF

i'm doing these live, so bear with me.

also i have to find ones halfway bad enough to read
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>>602907339
wrymrest accord?
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>>602910534
Moonguard-US
Argent Dawn-EU
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can u faggots quit sucking eachothers virtual dicks in your gay little video games?
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>>602911415
kek
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>>602911415

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aRxw8CyDRc
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>>602911415
Oh my goddddddd that is ridiculous
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I didn't know people were this intense about it. i thought they just showed up in Goldshire and pretended to be whores and whatnot. No idea they had a backstory.
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>>602912510
No, no that is so weird noooo
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>>602910085
You say vaginal so fucking uncomfortably.
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>>602913068
You record yourself saying vaginal. The way he says it sounds right to me
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>be me first starting wow
>choosing a server, hmmm moonguard sounds cool
>start as human
>go through the first 6 levels
>reach goldshire
>OH GOD I DIN'T KNOW THE INN WAS A FUCKING CYBERSEX BROTHEL
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Wish I still had my screenshots from Vanilla.
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>>602910085
your voice is so sexy
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>>602913860
veah-jin-ahl
yeah jin al
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>>602913068
>>602913860

i said it wrong im pretty sure but im no vaginalogist i play wow

>>602914432
why ty <3

uploading next one now
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bU0zi9anN5
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>>602915266
wow
i mean there was shitty sex rp in goldshire when i was playing in classic times already. But it never even came close to this
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>>602915266
I love the laugh at the end
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I thought World 3 in Lumbridge on Runescape was bad, years ago... but holy shit, it didn't even come close to this
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>>602915266
Can I drain your nuts golden voiced anon.
wait how old r u
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OP, there was a way to do this and have it be awesome. You did it the other way.
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>>602916657
i am 19
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>>602917565
oh ok we good then :p
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>>602907339
All that money on therapy...wasted...

I'd almost manged to completely block all memory of the gigantic glory-hole that was Goldshire...

I think I need a drink.
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This is the fucking best thread on this site in a long time. Bump for the love of god
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>>602917565
>eyes
>on you
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>>602918001
your goin back buddy
*we all grab you*
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>>602915266
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bU0zi9anN5
background tune fit this whole loopy situation pretty good
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