For those of you that do not know, WoW has a server infamous for really stupid roleplays in a small human town. I will be doing a dramatic reading of some of them.
ok man, i come back in half an hour taking a shower. When i come back i wanna:
1- the name of the server
2- some internet references
3- the cringe in it
>>602907597
>moonguard-US
>town is goldshire aka pornshire
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZKBLVsa0rJ
>>602908338
kek
>>602908338
LOL KEEP GOING OP
>>602907339
Small human town = goldshire?
>>602908338
moar
>>602909205
I've danced on many a table in the Lion's Pride Inn. Made a ton of gold. Took a lot of customers up to the bedrooms.
Puh Casuals. Nobody leaves their Garrisons anymore. L2P.
>>602908338
Just transferred off of MoonGuard a few weeks ago.
I already miss goldshire
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07d8iEGavVF
i'm doing these live, so bear with me.
also i have to find ones halfway bad enough to read
>>602907339
wrymrest accord?
>>602910534
Moonguard-US
Argent Dawn-EU
can u faggots quit sucking eachothers virtual dicks in your gay little video games?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h0BmmEBpba
>>602911415
kek
>>602911415
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aRxw8CyDRc
>>602911415
Oh my goddddddd that is ridiculous
I didn't know people were this intense about it. i thought they just showed up in Goldshire and pretended to be whores and whatnot. No idea they had a backstory.
>>602912510
No, no that is so weird noooo
>>602910085
You say vaginal so fucking uncomfortably.
>>602913068
You record yourself saying vaginal. The way he says it sounds right to me
>be me first starting wow
>choosing a server, hmmm moonguard sounds cool
>start as human
>go through the first 6 levels
>reach goldshire
>OH GOD I DIN'T KNOW THE INN WAS A FUCKING CYBERSEX BROTHEL
Wish I still had my screenshots from Vanilla.
>>602910085
your voice is so sexy
>>602913860
veah-jin-ahl
yeah jin al
>>602913068
>>602913860
i said it wrong im pretty sure but im no vaginalogist i play wow
>>602914432
why ty <3
uploading next one now
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bU0zi9anN5
>>602915266
wow
i mean there was shitty sex rp in goldshire when i was playing in classic times already. But it never even came close to this
>>602915266
I love the laugh at the end
I thought World 3 in Lumbridge on Runescape was bad, years ago... but holy shit, it didn't even come close to this
>>602915266
Can I drain your nuts golden voiced anon.
wait how old r u
OP, there was a way to do this and have it be awesome. You did it the other way.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wLw22Njgv8
>>602916657
i am 19
>>602917565
oh ok we good then :p
>>602907339
All that money on therapy...wasted...
I'd almost manged to completely block all memory of the gigantic glory-hole that was Goldshire...
I think I need a drink.
This is the fucking best thread on this site in a long time. Bump for the love of god
>>602917565
>eyes
>on you
>>602918001
your goin back buddy
*we all grab you*
>>602915266
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bU0zi9anN5
background tune fit this whole loopy situation pretty good