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I've found a new, relaxing hobby. There's something poignant about slaying and then documenting these virtual women. Just look at their faces.

This was my first girl. I saw her in the backseat of a passing car. I was captivated, and immediately rammed her vehicle to the side of the street. I dispatched the drive and second passenger (perhaps her boyfriend and brother?) and entered the vehicle, hoping she would not escape before I took the car back to my garage. She would stay with me.

Unfortunately, she wasn't too keen with this idea and jumped out of the vehicle as soon as we exceeded about 40 miles per hour. I immediately exited the moving vehicle as well. There was no time to park. She had already gotten up and was running down the street. I had to hurry if I wanted to keep up with her.

In my haste, however, I forgot that I was wielding a large knife. Frightened onlookers watched as I chased my trophy down the boulevard, and somebody must have called the police. With sirens ringing in the distance, I knew the two of us would not be returning to my garage together.

I was desperate. I needed to find a way to preserve her memory, but it seemed obvious that asking for a picture with her now was quite out of the question. So, trailing mere feet behind her, I plunged the knife into her back. I saw how her body went limp, collapsing to the ground without so much as a whimper of pain. My blade must have stuck her vertebral column. At least it was quick.

With the police closing in and little time to lose, I took this picture, forever sealing her in memory. I then ducked into a nearby alleyway and made my escape.

I studied the photograph for quite some time. I saw her hand. A ring. It must not have been meant to be, after all.

But there was something about this picture that kept me staring. It was mesmerizing, to be sure, but even she eventually came to bore me. I had to find others.

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Wut
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I will post the accompanying stories to my favorite pictures. These first few were collected on the Santa Monica Pier.

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>3/23
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I enjoy following people on hikes and then murdering them with a rusty civil war knife.
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>4/23

Sorry if I go a bit slow. I need to use this shitty VPN.
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Yeah it's great, I always do that in games like that, I've been playing hitman blood money which you can't really be so open if you want a successful game, so you have to work a while to get certain girls, makes it rewarding when you get them. It actually gives me a slight upper high, I finished one level on hitman and I feel somehow more complete
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>5/25

I've come to calling this woman Sara. It was strange. Why she was walking alone, at night, on the Venice Boardwalk is beyond me. She clearly knew why I was chasing her, but she didn't run as fast as the other girls. And just before I struck her, she turned around and looked me directly in the eyes, as if she was welcoming the knife at her neck. You can see the wound in this photo.
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>6/26
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This is OP
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Welp, better get your doings out in pixels instead of RL like that Loli shit.

*shrug*
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What game is this?
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OP, get help.
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>>602312633
lol nice selfie
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This is shit-tier fiction.
You might as well be writing about Sonic and MLP.
Please OP, for the sake of humanity, jump out in front of a train. No one loves you. You will never be anything of any value.
Just fucking end it. Kill yourself.
The entirety of humanity would appreciate it.
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>7/23

I have no idea why I numbered the last two incorrectly. There are 23 pictures.

This was Victoria, the first woman I shot. I followed her as she left her home in the Hills and went for a walk. I made my move when no one else was around.
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>8/23

This isn't fiction. I actually killed these women in a real video game.
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>9/23
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>>602313211
That's a nice one
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>>602313211
You are legitimately retarded.
This thread is a waste of bandwidth.
We get it. WOOO. You're so edgy and powerless in real life so you have to impress neckbeards on the internet about how 'total psychopath' you are. Just go listen to your ICP and take that entire bottle of mom's headache medicine.
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>>602312633
>Dindu nuffin
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>10/23
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>>602313211
Video games are fiction faggot. That being said you obvious have real problems.
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>>602313628
His problems relate to him being sad and pathetic That's the extent of it. He's emotionally and intellectually handicapped. He'll be on state welfare until he eventually kills himself.
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Got 3 girls in a ladies changing room
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>>602313551
You know, I think your reply was more edgy than the OP.
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>>602313551
I was thinking the same thing. OP is obviously a juggalo or similar. Suicide is the only answer.
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Do you pose the bodies?
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>>602313322
>that face
kek
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>>602313628
>>602313810
Fags have never heard of satire. Good job op
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>>602313996
Then you don't understand what that word means.
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You people are fucked. You deserve to be punched in the face, probably by me.
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>>602314001
Them legs
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>>602313551
>>602313628
You two are stupid. Just go.
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>>602314159
Faggot
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keep 'em cumin OPPP
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>>602314163
REKT
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>>602309812
Wow OP, you could be the next writer for 50 shades of Grey.
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>>602314163
>that fucking hair
you're doing the virtual world a service anon
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what is this game
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one on one time
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>>602313551

No, really, I killed these women in a real video game. I'm not lying.


>>602313642
>>602313752
>>602313829

Also stop stealing my pictures I killed these girls in a real video game
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>>602313551
>>602313628
I don't know why you guys are reacting this way. What is GTA but a murder simulator? Anyone who has played the games have done this or something similar, if not spending several lives simply going on a mass shooting spree.

OP is just...more proud of it than most.

Let him have his fun. You're all being trolled, anyway.
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I got my man
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>>602313551
thread on /b/ waste of bandwidth you say..just one? Why not all?
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>>602314888
Treplez 8 4 life!!
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>>602314888
Nigger don't derail this thread with your trips
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>>602314181
nigga do you know where you are?
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>>602314888
Fuvkin trips I just puked blood?!
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>>602315109
That's it for mine
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>>602315109
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OP here. I didn't even get to post my usual thread because somebody was posting all my pictures before me, but without the stories. At the end you find out that Michael Brown killed all these girls.
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>>602313642
she's on fire!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyT6mrSAaAs
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this thread is hilarious
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>>602313551
man. hook sinker and all huh.
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Sarkesian would get PTSD from this thread
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>>602312330
Sara is a special girl, and now she's a star
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>>602315230
You killed michael!
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>>602312864
Oh victoria, my precious why did you have to leave
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>>602315629
>ITT:HILARIOUSNESS
says the newfag
it's not cool here to admit what's funny unless you say kek. kek is like a discreet laughter that means you are able to identify the secret message behind the post you are replying to because you are able to understand /b/'s manners
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>>602315415
Niggers had to ruin it m8
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OP again. This was my original thread on /v/ from a few days ago. The narrative was much more cohesive in that one.
>>>/v/285493918
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>>602316556
Da precious traditions
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>>602316556
>implying we have culture
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