>>601990002
bump

>>601990002
pls, more. MOAR

>>601990447
Americans must have some weird ass bread I tried this and my bread split and cracked everywhere.

>>601990542

wonder white bread

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anything with this motherfucker tastes godlike

>>601990542
Was meant for
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>>601990573
That is such a fat person's food.

>>601990674

thats cartoon orbs. sorry nothing made from imaginary objects.

>>601990757

its called stoners delight in ramen cookbook

>>601990002
You invented grilled cheese. Rolled up crustless grilled cheese. Your mother must be so proud.

>>601990757

get your medical marijuana card brah

>>601990674
Nice try

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>>601990447
this thread is so much murica. i have an idea, let's deep fry potatoes, put shitload cheese on it and serve with bacon. voila. every dish in this thread.

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for the hipsters who are all over /b/ today..here is something healthy for you faggots.

>>601990730
Yeah, there's a type of white bread that's completely normal in America that I've never seen anywhere else. Much softer than what Europe makes. I miss it dearly.

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>>601990669
The gun really completes this balanced breakfast.

>>601990896
this

>>601990896
truth has been spoken

>>601990896
Jealousy isn't a good look for you.

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>>601990896

let me let you in on a little secret. most of these over-the-top food items are not serious, but made to be funny. cmon frenchie, why dont you have sense of humour like rest of world?

>>601990896
/thread

>>601990002
This actually seems like it would be really good
I would throw in an avacado though

>>601990955

hahaha yuh its the fuck yeah at end of day

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>this one jealous europoor samefagging his angry post over and over

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>>601990830
shit tier munchies

too many know it all killjoy hipsters today on /b/ as well as euro-dont-understand-english cancer.

where is the fun loving, laughing /b/tards of old? holy shit you guise are panty waste betas. go back to your loser govt jobs. for fuck sake.

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Is that the typical american bread? Sliced processed crap?

This is what bread should look like

>>601991259

thank you ikr. why do they even post on here. they cant relate to anyone on /b/ & no one relates to them & their odd lives hating everyone & everything. fuck

>>601990719
Wtf is up with that bacon, looks like shit.

>>601990896
i am american, and this post is truth.

that being said, if you don't love deep fried carbohydrates, you're not human

>>601991428
>go back to your loser govt jobs

I guess Mc Donalds wasn't what you thought it to be huh?

>>601990674
it's great on hotdogs

>>601991668
deep fried california rolls are amazing

>>601990896
fuck you. fucking europoor crying on /b/ because he can't afford good food and understand our eating habits. enjoy eating your european shit

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>>601991481

dude first off, america has more wheat production & wheat variety than the rest of the entire world. understand that for stareters then you can fathom this next statement.

america doesnt just have processed bread, or bread in your pic but it has hundreds of thousands of varieties.

now remember america is the boss of the americas. if you consider latin america by itself makes triple the variety of bread than all of europe...then you can start to understand how you dont know what the fuck youre talking about.

no one wants a fight in here. i love europe. europe loves america. only when assholes like you say dumb ignorant shit does shit happen. kindly...fuck off. me & my euro /b/ros are having an enjoyable time looking at food hacks & food jokes.

>>601991542
best thing to do with leftover mashed potatoes? add cheddar and bread crumbs, form into little patties, and pan fry.

serve with sour cream and chives.

golden.

>>601991740
fuck yes, battered and deep fried sushi? so fucking good

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here you go faggots

>>601991509

lol all bacon is made different. depends on the cure. the package looks like some special ccured bacon. i dunno

>>601991481
Its baked in a loaf pan, its fucking white bread. And then sliced. Because its not rolled and baked makes it processed? You're a retard.

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>>601990669
This is a glorious creation.

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dudes these are the bomb! i actually made em from /b/!

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>>601991943

check this one out

>>601991789
BRAVO!

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>>601991787
>european shit

>>601990907
How is this healthy

>>601991789

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaaaaaa

+1 internet good sir

>>601991789
sorry bro, but I only see people eating that sliced crap in pics/movies/tv shows. I thought that was what most american consider bread. No hate. I wish I was merican tbh.

>>601991787
why all the butthurt? he's totally right so far. if you take it as an insult, it speaks to how you really feel about our food...

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this isnt my recipe, but this is a cincinatti style chilli recipe typical for chilli speghetti

>>601990896
Why don't you shut your faggot face, ya cunting cocklord. Like people in other parts of the world don't eat bacon. Feel free to eat your nasty pig pies and blood sausage hagus bag of dicks when your stoned and fuck your mother while you're at it and leave the fucking thread if you don't like it. Fag.

>>601990542
american white bread master race reporting in

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>>601992099
>I wish I was merican tbh
and this is the fuckers that start the america hate threads.... They hate us because they ain't us.

>>601991884
w-why?

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>>601991892
it is so fatty though? Over here we normally have it like this but we cut the fatty bit off

>>601991787
he's right tho, amerifats seem to fry every single thing

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>>601992286
Success breeds jealousy.

Jealousy breeds contempt.

>>601991787
uh truth is the food in europe is way better than here in the US, excluding England their food tastes like shit.

>how to over or undercook food

>>601992099
It is generally what every and any American house will have at any given time, but there are an abundant of options that all Americans can agree are good but not usually the cheapest.

>>601991787
typical american reaction when confronted with reality

>hurr durr

>>601991789
Extreme rekt.

>>601992068

check out the caloriee count & flaxseed meal? shit man where ya been! flaxseed is like one of the 10 superfoods on earth!

i cant remember them all but its flax, quinoa, amaranth, spiruloina, etc, etc

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>>601992360
And contempt leads to the dark side.

>>601992332
>Complains about fatty bacon
>posts fatty bacon

Bacon is supposed to be a bit fatty, ya sperglord

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>>601991911
well, to be honest, it looks like wonderbread, which is processed to all hell. not mention "enriched" flour...

luckily, i'm marrying a beautiful girl who loves to bake, so i get delicious she all the damn time. pic related is the chicken pot pie she made me for my bday last week. look at those god-like proportions...

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>>601990674
Jet Fuel?

>>601992483
no wonder the empire was all whiny brit fags

>>601992099

no hate bro. but you come off salty as hell. tv/movies dont show everything. there is so much bread its hard to even start on that subject ya know. i mean, its definitely a bread culture & if youve ever beeen to spain or italy...then times those cultures by 10 to understand western bread culture. we eat it all the time & have a jillion varieties.

>>601991789
did this nigga go to college and get a degree in breadology?

>>601991884
ye godSZ

>>601992416
>reality
Yeah, keep starving.

>>601992655
Please. That's breadanomics 101.

>>601992593
No, it's steel

>>601992054
>HI MOM, IM GONNA COOK TODAY
>LETS PUT A FUCKTON OF CHEESE BACON, MEAT AND CHEESE AND FRY IT
>LOOK MOM, I COCKED

>>601991820
isn't that dough?

>>601992713
But does steel melt well when baked?

>>601992593
still can't melt steel beams

Americans are fucking disgusting.

itt: food that only amerifats seem to enjoy

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>>601992713

thats teh joke

>>601990674
i think that's the wrong kind of mustard...

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>>601992342
keep believing that shit....lrn2american

asshat

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>>601992332

yeah bacon like bread are so many varietiees. we even have something called canadien bacon which is very fat free. look at this pic to see the fat free bacon we have here.

honestly though, america thoughts on food is similar to french. if youre gonna take the time to eat it, you might as well have the best. 'best' being a matter of opinion across all cultures but same theory. my favorite bacon is the greasiest, fattiest iberica bacon from spain. we import that to america & use it on all sorts of american foods. spain wins in my book for best bacon in world.

Anyone have recipes that wont give me diabetes from one bite?

sliced processed bread, cheese and bacon.

Americans knowledge of food is admirable.

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>>601992711

only when im not drinking fellas! lol

Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.

Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret.

My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.

I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.

>>601992576
jesus christ, i want that...

fucking pie dough is so damn labor intensive and finicky, though

>>601991787
>can't afford good food
had a good chuckle over this one

>>601992464

emu meatballs, homemade coconut and activated almonds are 3 more

>>601992661
stay salty, diabeetard

>>601992244
bump for more delicious fucking deliciousness

>>601992934
>"After cooking, contains up to 12% solution"

Solution to what? What the actual...

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>thread starts off with delicious food topics

then this happened >>601990896

>spins off into murica vs euro

this happens >>601991481

>>601991789 then this glorious motherfucker comes in and BTFO it all

/b/... i love you.

This loaf's for you.

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>>601992742

obviously the humour is over your head. heres another one for you to complain about.

note: heres some bomb ass mesican food!

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>>601990542
You must be a europoor where the bread is hard and made of the tears of the greek. Murika master race reporting in. Our bread is soft and beautiful, andif you prefer it hard we have toasters.

Captcha: mporr

>>601990907
That has twice your daily cholesterol

>>601991789
agreed but you all have nothing that beats a typical german black bread
sorry

>>601992483

Dark side has cookies

>>601993241

thats the cure. bacon is basically meat, that sits in a brine/cure. its mostly salt & spices. this is what they are talking about when they say solution.

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>>601993038

the best broccoli soup of all time here for ya

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>>601993039
Only trailer park people actually eat that shit.

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>>601993084

sorry your gay dude, but thats not our problem. dont derail thread with faggotry

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>2014+1
>not living in easten europe
>not knowing the simplicity and amazing taste of kielbasa with sourdough bread

Thank god I dont live in America. Enjoy your shitty food there you faggots.

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>>601990002
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sweg p loves u

>>601993148

lol that reminds me. i havent activated mah almonds yet

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>>601990002
Watch chef john on Foodwishes on youtube. Everything he cooks is a stoners dream.

Plus you'll probably become a better cook in the process too.

>>601991789

We were talking about the us

> america has more wheat production & wheat variety than the rest of the entire world

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheat#World.27s_most_productive_wheat_farms_and_farmers

>america doesnt just have processed bread
http://www.ats-sea.agr.gc.ca/amr/6257-eng.htm
--->by far the main part is prodessed bread

I just wanted to point out the facts

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>>601993337

lol thx bro! tired of that shit

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>>601993554
yeah because we cant get kielbasa and sourdough bread here. Shut The Fuck Up

Eastern europe...the shithole of europe.

>>601993554
thats just dumb. ground meat packed into intestines is popular everywhere.

>>601992464
NATURES CANDY
SUPERFOOD NATURES CANDY
THE ONION
OOH BOY

>>601993084
stale pasta is stale

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>>601993536
>cooking thread
>post about cooking
>somehow trying to derail

If anything, your trying to derail the thread by posting that picture, and talking about faggotry.

>>601993378

huh? eggs/cholesterol have been readjusted in the last 10 years. you are reading offf of 1970's info man.

>>601993381

we have german black bread here man. almost 1/4 americans are german in ancestory man.

>>601993381
We have that.

We call it rhye.

hahahaha u muricafags so funny telling eurofags about quality of food....

>>601993847
master race

>get a can of this
>add 2 cans of that and another of this
>add bacon cheese meat grill
>put between burger deep fry
>more cheese
>sour cream to finish

americans consider these 'recipes'
americans consider this 'cooking'

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>>601993724
Its not authentic. Just mass produced in factories and packaged, same with your shitty bread there. You need the experience of making kielbasa at home and getting that true taste.

>>601993814
>not readjusting your eggs

>>601990002
Hunter's Breakfast (some of the best stoner food on the planet):

Peel 6-8 medium size potatoes
Cut potatoes in to bite size pieces, or slice like home fries
Place in frying pan with oil and start the burner... medium high.
Allow potatoes to cook while you...

Take 6 slices of bacon and cut it up in to 1/2" pieces.
Cook bacon in separate skillet until very crisp.
Turn off heat and let sit in the grease.

Cut 1/2 a medium size onion in to chunks. Do not dice too small as the pieces will kind of dissolve.

Allow potatoes to continue cooking flipping and stirring them so all sides begin to brown.
This will take about 30 on med high heat.

Once potatoes begin to brown add in your onions. Stir and allow to cook more.

When potatoes are nicely browned and onions seem to be well cooked and caramelized, pour bacon bits and bacon grease in the skillet. Stir bacon bits in and then allow it to cook while you...

Crack 6 eggs in a bowl. Scramble well.

Drain grease from skillet with potatoes, onions and bacon.

Liberally add salt and pepper to the skillet to your taste.

Pour scrambled eggs over the potato mixture and reduce heat on the skillet to low.

Using a spatula flip the potatoes and eggs and stir it a bit. Cover pan for 30 seconds. Flip potatoes and eggs again.

Turn off the heat. Cover pan and allow eggs to steam. Wait 2 minutes and serve. I usually eat it with ketchup, but a little mayo works great as a dipping sauce too.

Serves 4 or 5 people a big meal. Leftovers are good heated up in a skillet or toaster oven too.

>>601993554

we have plenty of pollish & kilebasa heere. some 'little polands' neighborhoods in america have over 200,00 people.

im sorry you will never enjoy the combination of kielbasa & all then other style of tube meats that are combined in america. sad for you brah :(

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>>601993725
You guys only have that disgusting overseasoned italian sausage bullshit. Fuck off with that bullshit

>>601992244
so many dank memes in that recipe

>>601994134
What point are you even trying to make?

>>601994134
>because only 1 type of sausage is available in the entire US

you keep saying dumb things. you should try to stop that.

>>601994252
Took you long enough to edit those all in.

>>601993988

we have plenty of neighborhoods called 'little poland' in america. we have babooshkas just like eastern europe who make it by hand.

>>601994053

live in the past then bro. eggs are a lot healthier than we thought. & the cholesterol in eggs is now known as 'good cholesterol'

>>601994252

no... thank YOU for the show lol

>>601990542
Also sliced cheese like in the pic isnt really real cheese...

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>>601993988
hahahahahahahahahaha..been making my own sausage for years nows and my son is the head chef in one of Boston's finest restaurants. we only use local and in season...keep talking you idiot faggot.

>>601993600
But you must!

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>>601994444
QUAAAAADDDDSSS

>>601990674
mmmmh mustard gas

>>601992576
makes me drool

>>601993988
You have got to remember that despite what the media tells you, we have shitloads of small pocket groups of people from other countries, and they still eat pretty much exactly like they did in the old world. You can get most dishes from around the world somewhere in the US, and the only difference is the physical location people made it at.

>>601993554
Krupniok gorolu! Ino krupniok!

mooooooooooore........ so much win in this thread

>>601994444

exactly! euros dont realize that in america, wwe are combining sausage making ffrom the best parts of europe...to the best parts of mediteranean & middle east AND latin america! euros have no fucking clue the extent america has progressed the sausage. yet they still believe their sausage is the best as it stagnates in 1930 design.

>>601994295
Please tell me what other sausages you niggers eat there? Enlighten me. Anything made in factories doesnt count

>>601992602
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

what the fuck is wrong with you americans and your shitty luminescent, plastic cheese

>protip: cheese isnt naturally bright orange

>>601994078
Made this the morning, but 30 minutes for homefries is an eternity man.

Use a grater and Idaho spuds to speed that up. You also have to squeeze the crap out of the grated potato to get rid of the excess moisture. If you season it before you cook it helps to draw more moisture out as well which helps them cook faster and crisper.

I also love adding a fresh diced tomato instead of ketchup, but that's just me.

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>>601994252

lol @ (you) -
(you)

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>>601994680
lrn2google faggot

>>601994532
DO NOT DO THIS IT MAKES DANGEROUS MUSTARD GAS

>>601994680
Any kind you like.


America is a melting pot of cultures. Someone from your shitstain of a country at some point got fed up with living in such a terrible place, left that god forsaken land, and brought the secrets of making your "fine dining sausage" along with them.

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You're telling me that following a recipe is a "hack"?

That means your moms ARE THE GREATEST HACKERS! LEET!

>>601994680
not all americans do their grocery shopping at wal mart. delis and small market stores still exist.

>>601994444
Your american/italian sausage doesnt count faggot. Post a pic of it and Ill judge it

>>601994680
don't know the context of your statement, cause i can't be bothered to read this entire fucking thread, but you should try boudin if you're ever in louisiana.

lafayette has the best stuff, but you can get decent boudin just about anywhere civilized in LA.

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yeeeeaaa id delete that shit to if i were you

my fucking sides

>>601993554
What is it with eastern europe and potatoes?

>>601994702
It's only poor Americans. I volunteer at a soup kitchen on the weekend, and even given the choice between donated fresh cheese and government blocks of american they always choose the crap cheese. Same goes with white wonder bread and day old breads from the local bakery. Poor people make bad decisions, hence the whole poor thing.

>>601994680

dude so many. we got suasage from all parts of world including all europee, all middle east, all asian & latin america. again, remember america is boss of the americas & if you consider latin america (central america & south america), they produce more varieties of sausage TIMES 4 than europe. then you add in america & canada. omg...i can write a list of words youve never heard before...but you wouldnt even know what to say bro. you just have no idea how far sausage making has been advanced in the new world.

the old world, keeps their old recipes from 100 years ago & thats good to remember the past, but thats only because there is a new world. we have taken things forward. keep & save your old recipes but dont act smug & tell america that we dont knoww shit about meats & sausage. youve obvioulsy never been to detroit, to littl eiran & hat a fresh lamb sausage from the market. or beeen to the baseball field in miami, in little havana for a cuban sandwhich made with freesh cuban sausage. shit man...

>>601994974
what was it?

>>601992054
that's my kind of "one-a-year" food. full of nutritious pig fiber

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ITT: Neckbeards argue about bread and sausages.

>>601994907
wow finally some vegetables. this pleases me.

how bout some gluten free recipes?

Are there any recipes that won't make me fat?

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>>601994910
holy flying fuck, I'm not your fucking sausageman. learn to do shit for yourself.

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>>601994916
>louisiana food

Keep smearing crayfish and corn in your face you fat slob fagggot

>>601994702

shaddup. thats one of a billion of cheeeses we have. it would make your head spin the variety of cheese we have. one state...wisconsin produces more cheese than all mainland europe. google it bro.

>>601995069
You forgot to include:

ITT: faggots make sweeping generalizations about faggots ITT

>>601994842
Green dragons are good.

German chocolate pot cake with rasberry pot frosting is better.

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>>601994713

Why does OP's picture have an iFunny watermark? Is it supposed to be dangerous to make or some shit? How the fuck is bread and cheese funny?

>>601993535
Hehe henry Rollins, what a fucking retarded closet faggot.

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>>601994845

yes she is my friend. heres another for you bro

>>601994990
ok thanks anon. tbh i was just feeling angsty/edgy so felt like venting. the situtation is the same here in britain lol

>>601992342
Chinese people do to, but they don't seem to eat to much of it, which balances it

>>601995172
It's dangerously cheesy.

>>601995172
it makes ´mustard gas...

>>601992804
No you need jet fuel

>>601992244
This actually looks fucking delicious

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>>601995069

only euro neckbeards brah

>>601995086

nah. gluten is good for you

>>601995216
hotdog cooking time: 2-3 minutes
spaghetti cooking time 8-10 minutes

makes sense right?

>>601995392

enjoy your hot cayenne urethra

>>601993378
> 600 - 2400. fuck thats odd. i thought that half meant half but apparently double doubles as half aswell

>>601995392
Haa jokes on you, i like my women spicy anyways...

>>601994713
But it soooo fuckin good. And once the potatoes are done it only takes a few seconds to stir the other stuff in. So the entire thing is ready in abut half an hour. And its filling too. Very satisfying.

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>>601995121

omg you are ignorant. im not the guy you commented on, but louisiana cuisine is recognized wworldwide. you are so dumb man. stop commenting & just enjoy

>>601995392
It's actually a lot less painful than banging a latina.

>>601995463

thjose are pre cooked hot dogs. you just cook for the speghetti. how old are you? why wouldnt you know this?

>>601992576
goddamn....

got yourself a winner there, anon

does she sex good too?

>>601995121
>>601995556


dude must have never had any kind of legit gumbo

sad sad world.

>>601995556
>offbyone.jpg

>>601995144
naaah, wiki says EU is the largest producer in the world.

>>601995702
pearls before swine, anon.

pearls before swine.

>>601995697

hahahahahahhahahahhaaaaa

>>601995219

ha no problem my limey mate! whats geting angsty over there? i heard you guise are about to leave the euro union. i think its a smart move. you always got us as your mates for life no matter what.

southern candied yams are the shit

>>601995665
sorry i just dont eat pleb food, my bad

>>601995219
I lost all sympathy for the poor after trying to help them, except for veterans and the mentally unstable.

But fuck single mothers man, they are the most entitled cunts on the planet.

>>601990896
>>601990604

Aren't those Scotch Eggs?

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>>601995702
>gumbo

Dont ever mention that nigger food that looks like diarrhea you degenerate monkey

>>601995436

it is man! i visited cincinatti ohio & they have this strange tradition to cook this style of chilli & to serve it over speghetti noodles...& THen they smother it with shredded cheddar cheese!

honeslty...its soooo good.

>>601994847
I'm an amerifat and I actually GROW about half the food my family eats.

>>601993337
you missed the perfect opportunity to say i loaf you

>>601995659
Tru

>>601994696
it tastes only like vodka. Not try it bros, its a waste of pretty good drink.

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>>601995880

There is no need to be upset.

>>601995880
where you from, anon? enlighten us, please, as to what "good" food is

why the fuck am i feeding the trolls...?

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>>601995880
This is bait.

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cook a normal cheese toastie, then place grated cheese in the frying pan wait for it to melt put the toastie on to of the cheese then slowly lift it as it sets to get that tasty bit of slightly burnt cheese on the top

>>601995680
i'm still training her

but she shows promise

>>601995144

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese#World_production_and_consumption

honestly.....keep your facts straight

>>601994978
Potatoes are cheap and eastern Europe is poor

>>601995791
hehe *sweats nervously* do you play LoL friend XP?

>>601995702

must be man. i went to new orleans ONCE in mah life & the food there was on par or better than when i wwas in france or anywhere in the world.

if you think about it, america now has 3 capitals of food worldwide. louisiana, las vegas & nyc. the rest of the cities in the world simply catch up to american cuisine. the best chefs worldwide come to america to cook. simple as that.

>>601996033

you are absolutely right.... i have failed you, anon.

I will work on it... and we will get back to you.

>>601995745

lets see the links cause you are an absolute liar....& you cant include iceland either. mainland europe

THIS THREAD IS SOOO 'MURICA IT GAVE ME RETARDEDNESS

>>601995156
>German chocolate pot cake with rasberry pot frosting is better.
Nothing beats cannabutter dipping sauce made with a lemony strain for pizza crust. Don't medicate the pizza that fucks it up. Just buy or make a top quality pizza and use the warm activated cannabutter as a dipping sauce. Its fantastic.

>>601990669
This pizza must taste like freedom.

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>>601995822

hey fellas, check it out! i didnt know we had the queen of france in here! hahahaha

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>>601991884

>>601995858

you know it bro!!!!

>>601996346
maaaaah nigga

>>601991787
where do you get the idea from that europe is poor?