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wife is in labor about to give birth. trips decide the babys name
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wife is in labor about to give birth. trips decide the babys name
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Obvious b8 but

Adolph Nigger
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>>601657888
well shit
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>>601657888
INSTANT WINRAR
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>>601657888
This has been a riveting experience.
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>>601657888
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>>601657888
well that didn't take long, deliver op or else
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>>601657888
well,
there we go.
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Tyler roll
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>>601658101
are you fucking blind
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>>601657801
John get
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>>601657801
>>601657888
Well...... Get to it Nigger.
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>>601657888
winrar
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>>601658128
People always seem to keep rolling, even if the get is ancient history, always happens. No idea why.
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Boy or girl, OP?
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>>601657888
OP here. They wont fill out a birth certificate until later, but screenshot this thread, I will deliver once my wife does
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>>601658432
it doesnt matter, because it's name is now:
"Adolph Nigger"
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>>601658491
>Claiming op
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>>601657888
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>>601658432
we dont know. we already have 1 of each so we're gonna let this be a surprised
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>>601657888
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>>601658432
>boy
>girl
HOW DARE U SUGGEST IT CAN ONLY BE 2 OUT OF A BILLION POSSIBLE GENDERS BLAH BLAH BLAH -SJW crap here- BLAH BLAH BLAH
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Scott bakula
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>>601658604
Y'know kids aren't fucking cats you pick up at a shelter right, idiot? How have you already had two with that attitude?
Anyway, congrats and shit. I bet you're going to be an amazing father. I'm really proud that you stuck through it all and you're what I one day aspire to be if I ever settle down.
Faggot.
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>>601658888
OH SHIT NOW WHAT?
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>>601658888
quads trump trips
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Adolph Nigger
LOL you should enroll him in a jew school.
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>>601658888
OH FUCK QUAFDSSSSSS
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>>601658311
Me either, it always happens.
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>>601658888
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>>601658888
Retarded get, this time quads have failed us
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>>601658987
They never left orbit :(
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>>601657801
wat do OP????????????
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>>601658888
>>601658888
>>601658888
>>601658888
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>>601658888
Must deliver>>601657801
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>>601658888
Yeah man, that's cool. Quads and all.
>He said trips
>Someone already won
>Your name is inferior
>TFW quads though
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>>601657888
HOME FUCKING RUN.
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>>601657801
>>601657888
>>601658888
WELL WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS NOW OP!?
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>>601659143
Sounds like someone needs some ticklin'
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>>601657801
name it ben 10
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>>601659246
quads are just trips with an extra number
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>>601659360
BACKSTREET BOYZ
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>>601657888

i pooped a little
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>>601659246
Quads are better though. Respect the rank faggot.
If you ask for one dollar, then get $100 you suck that dick harder.
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>>601659390
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>>601658888
HOLY FUCKITY FUCK
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>>601657888
OP won't delivar.
Calm down you stupid fucks.
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>>601659557
yes but ur a fag

:-)
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>>601658934
you know after having a boy and a girl we're prepared for whatever it is right? And I'm a shitty father, but thanks anyway.
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>>601659557
Yeah except the guy who gave you one dollar is in mid blowjob.
The other guys dick isn't nearly as good looking either.
Sit down.
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>>601659674
B^U
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Gay
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>>601658260

If he was a nigger he would be nowhere near the hospital when the baby is being born
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>>601659710
Nawh man. Come off that shit. You'll be fine. Not like you leave a child's name for anons to decide or anything. Anyway, did you see the quads?
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>>601658311
rollin'
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>>601659848
The pronoun (capital n) I used implies a name. As in they have the last name of Nigger. You unsophisticated streetwalker.
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>>601659937
>>601659937
I did. I told my wife we need to name it Scott, she says "I dont give a shit what neckbeards on 4chan think" My wife doesnt respect gets, Im sad to say. i think its time for a divorce
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Michael get. Works for boy and girl.
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>>601659596
>dat pic
Gtfo
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>>601660208
That's some gay shit. You need a spine, my dude. Well good luck with that shit wife/life combo. Just don't take your kids with you when you kill yourself.
They're precious.
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czech
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>>601660421
yeah op, don't take Adolph Nigger with you. It's just a baby!
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Welcome to the world Adolf Nigger!
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>>601660375
>dat pic
Gtfo
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>>601660477
Fuck you
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>>601660685
haha ur a jew, 4chope doesn't heve comente!

kek my dabes!
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>>601657888
Instant win
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>>601657801
To me it looks like she's about to enter a boxing ring to defend her tittle.
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toasting in an epic bread
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>>601661287
thread*
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>>601657801
Alya Mao
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>>601659747
This isn't fucking roleplaying why did you have to take that joke further? We're not an improv group. Step off my dick.
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>>601661465
gr8 b8 m8. i r8 8/8
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>>601657888
CAN I GET A ALLAHU AKBAR?!
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Posting in epic thread
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>>601661821
.*
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>>601657888
shieet
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>>601657888
What kind of black magic is this
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>>601657801
CALLING IT THE BABY WILL BE BLACK
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>>601657801
nigger.
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>>601657888
WINRAR!!!!
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Rolling for Johnson
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>>601663249
late to the party much?
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