>No ass
>No tits
>No hips
Explain the appeal, please.
>>601274395
lots of money
>>601274395
Skinny, nice legs.
>>601274395
Cute face
>>601274395
Look at her face, dumbass. She's obviously attractive.
10/10 face, not as great body. But hey, at least she's not a fat "curvy" fuck
>>601274395
Shes rich and famous you dumb cunt
>>601274395
>Hollywood brainwashing
>Man has no ass, no tits(muscle) and no hips himself
>Man likes skinny girls?
>Man is pedo
>>601274395
>>No ass
>>No tits
>>No hips
APPEAL EXPLAINED BITCH
mujsic make gir;ls puyssty wet6
12/10 face. Seems like a legit good personality. I can understand the crush. Also, her music is somewhat good for girly pop shit.
>>601274395
looks like 14 yo thats all we have to say
>>601274997
/thread
I would smash this white girl so hard, she won't be walking straight for days!
If I fuck her around enough I'll get a song written about me.
>>601274502
/thread
>>601274395
Would you rather have a girl who was a "curvy" fat fuck girl. Or Taylor? I thought so.
>>601275021
except for the 12/10 face part, everything you said is so fucking wrong.
>>601274774
Her face is nothing special, she looks like your typical rich white girl.
>>601275145
Taylor...
>>601275145
Nice battle of extremes faggot
>Nice face
>Isn't fat (rare these days)
>Legs for days
>Tall (sorry, short fucks)
>Looks like a teenager forever
>>601274395
> No ass
I 100% am not attracted to ass whatsoever, and don't understand the appeal of them at all, so this just works in my favor for Taylor.
> No tits
Let's be honest, she has small tits. But I like smaller tits, so again, works in my favor.
> No hips
Really same thing as the ass thing, I don't care much about big hips either.
Other than that, I think she's extremely pretty and she seems like a nice person.
I laughed when I came across this woman on backpage...
http://toronto.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/vip-blonde-taylor-new-in-town-2-days-only/26544112
shes like a challenge to see if you can keep her. men like challenges
>>601275145
Because everything is black and white.
White Women FTW!
>>601275516
That's how she'll look when she's older.
The word is lithe. Not to mention nice, personable, charismatic, and relatable.
Skinny. Blonde. That makes her a 7 automatically. Love those legs, EYES, hair and voice too.
>>601274395
Also, appears to be one of the conehead people.
>>601274395
It's called petite. But she's somewhat talented and 10/10 face.
>>601275345
low test beta fag detected
She's definitely attractive but my freaky side would take Yolandi Visser over her.
Shes white
>>601274395
Money.
>>601274395
>No nigger
>OP is a nigger
>OP does not like
T>hat´s it
Also talented and cute as a button
http://youtu.be/Jb2stN7kH28
Dancing white, make me proud of dancing non white music as a white person.
http://youtu.be/mcepB-7xRQQ
>Net worth of 200 million.
Her feet though.....
>>601275345
I understand the eye candy appeal, as far as breeding it's a waste. Those thin hips won't produce any men that will be physically superior, if you have daughters then who cares what the mom is like unless she's a beast
>>601275092
Bigger nigger detected
>>601274395
it's not about looks it's about status, most of these female celebrities are average looking, with the pawer of makeup, hairstyle and clothes and marketing they will be pretty.
>>601274395
tall , thin elegant, 10/10 face, looks like a sooper model, talented, friendly, can actually read and write musics (unlike erry millionaire retard rapper on the planet).
>>601277018
I don't get you people.
>>601276976
Lol, didn't he get like 30 million from divorcing Rosanne Barr?
>>601274738
this, here face. her eyes in particular
>>601277364
Yeah right as if everybody with a net worth over a few million isn't told what to sing wear and do
>>601275516
>http://toronto.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/vip-blonde-taylor-new-in-town-2-days-only/26544112
She might have been able to get a makeover and make money in pornos, but the skank tattoos ruin the entire thing
>>601274738
>cute face
>>601277364
0/10
2/10 face without painted-on makeup.
Seriously, there's a reason she doesn't go out in public without the makeup painted on.
Pic unrelated since she still has some makeup -- you can tell because of the way the camera light reflects off. There are plenty of way grosser images. And no, most women do NOT look ugly without makeup.
Appeals to Catholic priests oddly enough.
>>601274395
Real pretty face. Not having a fat ass or huge tits is good to keep nig nogs away.
Are you a nig nog op?
>>601274395
>she reminds me of those hot bimbos in high school who ignored me and when she sings that she has a blank space baby with your name on it I want to shove my dick into her asshole
>>601277501
California’s community property laws let Arnold start his newly single life with a cool $50 million in his pocket, and he has openly carried on and prospered with it ever since.
http://www.mandatory.com/2013/05/14/the-biggest-divorce-settlements-received-by-men/5
>>601274395
AND UGLY FACE, srsly wtf is wrong with ppl. she has the features of an abortion, 1/10
>>601274395
>no hips
OP is a dumbass virgin.
>>601274395
she cute my nigga
>>601274395
>No ass
I don't care
>No tits
I don't care
>No hips
I don't care
Would make sweet passionate love/10
>>601278005
Iy there not be a hip anywhere in sight
>>601274395
She's cute and tiny. A nice change of pace from the broad shouldered women white guys like and big assed women black guys like.
pic unrelated
She looks like she was put together out of barely matching parts. Her eye appeal is all from makeup. She can't sing for shit. She does have great legs though, and general sex appeal.
>>601278005
They all look like their spines are ready to snap
>>601274395
Dem labia doe
>>601274395
I want to mentally break her sexually because of how much they play her on the radio. It pisses me off so much, I need variety not 5 taylor songs per hour. I would do horrible things.
>>601274708
> This.
Might not make much sense to a lot of people but she has some nice legs.
>>601276976
This nigga knows what's up.
>>601278478
>2017-2 listening to the radio
[b][code]m[/b]
>>601278476
Youll probably be licking up jewish sperm cells, but I would like to eat that pie
>>601274395
She is famous.
If she wasn't, she would at most be posted by one user in a "fb friends you fap to" thread.
Its pretty much the same for all famous people, they are only attractive when they are famous.
>>601278722
True
>>601278476
obvious shoop
>>601277666
>imblying that isnt a beautifully symmetrical aryian faec.
>>601278476
filename kek
>>601274395
Naggers gonna nag nag nag nag
OPs gonna fag fag fag fag
>>601277666
Fuck off Satan she looks even cuter in that pic.
ITT: Permavirgins gone full Gordo
>>601276976
lol, this.
>I want half bitch. We have irreconcilable differences your honor.
>>601278823
doubtful.
http://viraldips.com/to/88481/1/
>>601277666
>>601277666
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
10/10
>>601274395
Nigger detected
Go chase whales somewhere else and leave the pretty white women to us.
>>601275092
lol @ nigger
>>601279217
You clearly didn't look at moot's nose and then look at the filename.
>>601274395
gtfo Kanye
fucking nigger
>>601277418
You don't have to
I wander if T. Swift is checking out this thread. Heard she was /b/ tard.
>>601279376
>>601279531
>>601279425
This thread has too many dubs and trips
She's skinny a also Blonde, long legs, and tall
>>601278823
his nose is twerking. wtf
>>601277666
I'd do her
Shes top tier qt, as simple as that
>>601280217
FAEK
>>601278379
shes 5'10" so how do you consider her tiny?
gorgeous eyes
>>601278379
shes 5'10" how is that considered tiny?
>>601280217
Pretty sure this is fake, you shitbubble.
Nigger
>>601280343
duh
>>601280386
"Narrow"? Most 5'10" women have the body of an amazon, shoulders twice as broad as hers. Not fat, just much bigger.
I'd post a picture for comparison, but I'll just dump another shoop.
She's white & marketed. Most people are lemmings.
What's the fucking mystery???
>>601276888
ugh
>>601275234
Which is attractive
>>601280799
Carry on, Hunter
>>601280858
FAKE FAKE FAKE
MODS MODS MODS
>>601280799
Carry on, Hunter.
>>601280858
FAEEEEEEEK
>>601277666
Sociopath to the 3rd degree.
>>601281027
I.. I just..
>I don't understand anymore
>>601277666
Satan doesn't lie, basic whore
>>601280799
Carry on, Nigge- SHIT
>>601281190
>>601281370
fucking newfags falling for the b8
>>601277154
You know fuck all about how genes work don't you
>>601281565
>Kill yourself
>>601277666
Taylor looks like your typical Russian girl without makeup.
>>601281027
GTFO my /b/
>>601280858
Quick googling says Liv Tyler is also 5'10". Compare this to OP's pic and you should see what I mean. Shoulder widht is basically bones, Liv Tyler is also thin, but no diet will make her as narrow as Taylor Swift.
>>601274395
Well, Think if her initials, then think of certain threads always posted on /b/...
It'll come to you
She has a very pretty face. Thin and blonde with very nice nice legs and she's a nice person who likes to dance and wears cute clothes.
>>601281697
Never really thought of that but she does. I live in a area with a big Russian/Ukrainian community too
Taylor Swift is beautiful. End of story.
>>601274395
Pretty face. She's ruined her hair in recent years though. RIP long hair.
I also like smallish tits, though not flat.
Can't say I've ever stared at her ass before to check so I'm not sure how that one's doing.
10/10 face, legs, stomach
>>601282640
Roses are red
violets are black
why is her ass
as flat as her back?
>>601274395
She's a famous bby gurl that (used to) hang around here.
>>601277297
>>601274395
Ill never understand what the appeal is with her either.... theres numerous reasons.....
1. She's a whore who's slept with more guys than she lets on. (for me thats an immediate turnoff).
2. All her songs sound exactly the same as each other and all are about the same thing (breakups relationships bullshit)
3. Whenever she does an interview all she does is talks about her stupid fuckin cats.
4. As You say OP.... No ass, no tits, no hips, no curves whatsoever.
5. She has an absolute dog of a personality and Generally acts like a skank (both onstage and offstage).
6. Her career only became what it is and received the publicity it does because of her family's connections.
>>601280799
Carry on, Hunter.
>>601283697
>1. She's a whore who's slept with more guys than she lets on.
I legit don't understand why this is a turn off. The idea that my gf has a huge sexual appetite and made sure it was satisfied is great. Why do you care how many guys she slept with as long as she's clean?
>>601281610
I know more than you obviously, let me guess you think the face counts for everything don't you. Or do you think skinny twig boys are the ones getting meaningful athletic awards at school? But if you have daughters like I said, then it's fine. Hot mom in either case is good but twig hips are horrible for genes, but this isn't to be confused with fat women you just have to have an eye for things
>>601281819
BULLYING MODS MODS MODS BULLYING HELP MODS
>>601283697
Supposedly she's a virgin
>>601283443
proof?
>>601284766
That would actually disgust me.
I also don't believe you.
>>601284766
>Supposedly she's a virgin
According to your imagination. Does't mean she's a sloot though.
>>601274395
she is white.
>>601282925
Shit is fake. Slandering and misrepresenting Taylor.
MODS
>>601274395
You shut your mouth and be nice to Taylor. She could be reading this right now.
>>601284960
if you seriously believe that then Tay has the greatest oublicist in the world.
guess who started this thread ;)
>>601284892
It's probably easy to find if you Google, I don't have saved the pics that were supposed to be the proof and even if I did, I won't be able to find it.
Okay more like I do not want to look through the unorganized pile of crap that is my computer for the off chance I saved 1 single picture.
>>601284960
>>601285240
Here you go Taylor, sign this deal here and I'll give you a few million, but you don't have to do anything for me, a women like you is respectable and should have free choice to do as you please and choose a man you truly want
>NOT
>>601282107
>Taylor Swift is average, end of story
Fix'd for ya!
>>601285240
>>601285556
Mfw you two don't realize I was quoting a post.
>>601274395
That is the appeal.
Not everyone is into whales m8.
ily taytay
>>601285367
actually believing this.
I would literally marry her on the spot.
She seems so fun and cute and just pleasant to be around.
I made a webm, enjoy
>>601281819
>Shoulder width is basically bones.
>bascially bones
>bones
The fuck is wrong with you.
She is like a sexy gazelle.
Taylor Swift shaking it off at Nordhausen
>>601287495
more like a weasel
>>601287446
What? Did your shoulders get broader as got fat?
>>601288100
you're a weasel
>>601288101
You worded your sentence retardedly.
>>601274395
Her face and those perfect Dick sucking lips
Cameltay here
>>601288309
I think I accidentally a whole coke bottle
>>601274395
You forgot her face looks like shit.
>>601274395
She is just cute. Also she doesn't appear to be white trash from the south like Britney, Christina and all the other blonde pop shits.
CamelTay reporting fer duty
>>601288139
>>601288139
>>601288139
Wow
she even more purty here
CamelTay here ask me anything
Hot as fuck
Cute as fuck
blonde
perfect legs
rich
Who's that midget?
>>601274395
People love holocaust survivors.
>>601289074
She's not hot as fuck. But I'd marry her even if she wasn't rich
>>601274395
rich, publicized, not fat and talented
taytay plz
I wish she would post here more often.
>>601274395
very pretty, super famous; she must superbad. thats the appeal.
also
>false
>false
>false
>>601274395
She looks EXACTLY like my ex-fiance. Who dumped me. And scarred me for life. Who I still haven't gotten over. Who I still cry over nightly curled up in the fetal position.
>>601278063
go back to tumblr
>>601289786
>>601289527
>implying she ever posted here
Dat charm tho
>>601274395
tall, amazing voice, looks good on camera, has a likeable media personality
>>601289786
at least you were with Taylor Swift look a like.
>>601280799
Carry on, Hunter.
>>601288981
do u wedge the camel in ur pants for work or pleasure?
>>601278446
>this is what americans actually believe
>>601274395
trap /10
>>601280799
Carry on, Hunter!
>>601290242
I'm a drug mule part time so for pleasure
>>601274395
Honestly OP, I used to be in the same boat. But her talent is impressive and her public demeanor so lovable. I want to date her so badly.
>>601290424
Silliness
![1415734639113_wps_55_Taylor_Swift_Wonderland_M[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PW1ldu4.jpg "1415734639113 wps 55 Taylor Swift Wonderland M[1]")
>implying this isnt the best picture of taylor
Shes my best lad you flying faggots
Ed here
>>601289314
benedict cumberbatch
>>601290731
superbad love it
also theres appeal to skinny hot baby girl taylor cause she could be softened up superbly bein kept for just a year or 2
but im on dat edge talking about my waifu like this all due respects taytay swifty
>>601291041
hey ed, do you fantasizes about her?
also I love some of you songs.
>>601274395
i would lick my dad's ass to get up in that
picture of her with coke nose
Oink Oink
>>601274395
>Explain the appeal, please.
There is none. She has a multimillion dollar publicity organization marketing her to the lowest common denominator.
>>601285219
>She could be reading this right now.
Really? I hope so, but it's probably a flunky at her agency. Just in case,
FUCK OFF, YOU TALENT-FREE SCREECHING AUTOTUNED PUPPET
Taylor are you working in a new song??? I want to know
>>601274997
So basically you are a faggot
>>601274395
rich, 10/10 face, 6/10 body, total dork 9/10 personality, but browses /b/, so personallity is actually 4/10 Averages to a solid 7.
ITT: A bunch of faggots who don't even have sex with women trying to convince straight males that Taylor Swift is "sexy" cause they think she's a lesbo.
>mfw Taytay will never be my gf.
>>601278238
Leg game on point
Gotta love a bit of Tay Tay.
Taylor If you here, say something and give us something to hold on.
>>601274395
>implying she isnt a 10/10
>>601292552
if only
>>601292728
this pic looks more like her.
>>601292705
Taylor here. I really don't give a fuck about you or your devotion to me. Just keep buying my shit and shilling online so I can keep funneling that sweet white powder up my nose.
love Tay Tay
>>601274395
she looks like a 12 year old boy/girl
this is 4chan
do the algerbra
>>601287445
ayy lmao
>>601293134
I love you To Taylor.
>>601293105
I would eat the corn out of her shit
>>601288219
Taylor Swift dancing
>>601293134
YOU LEAVE TAYLOR ALONE YOU FUCKING CUNT SHE'S BETTER THAN THE LOT OF YOU GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU PIECES OF SHIT
>>601280799
Carry on, Hunter.
>>601292705
If she's here I'm gonna be very embarrassed about shooping OP's picture
>>601290320
Hows your sports doing with your soft body culture eurofag?
>>601292034
lol
>>601278005
lol your using a picture from what looks to be an entertainment magazine site? they photoshop the fuck out of those pictures
>>601282640
We need a 3-panel zoom to that nigga's face
>>601291403
nose job?
>>601280799
Carry on, Hunter.
>>601293306
/Thread
>>601294364
I wondered why she looked different
TAYLOR SWIFT IS FUCKING FANTASTIC
>>601280799
Checked.
Carry on, Hunter, you tha' real MVP!
>>601290994
thats my background but without the words
>>601274395
She's not a nigger.
>>601274395
I used to find her attractive I no longer do that video for blank space she looks like a fucking psycho with her mascara smeared all over her face smiling like the goddamned slugworth finally grabbing the recipe for the gobstopper
>>601274395
Another Jewish puppet probablay sucked a dick for the fame
Taylor Swift is tall and skinny. She is an example of the perfect body type.
>>601293134
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
>>601274395
>Explain the appeal, please.
>>601295879
You remind me of a marine sniper i used to know
>>601293358
Why just the corn?
>>601274395
Her music is awesome.............
Ash throws bait
>>601296680
>>601293427
Same faggots.
>>601274395
A face I wanna make gag
>>601296476
I hate this wroshiping thing, I like Taylor, but I am not worshiper and blindly follower.
>>601296799
>>601296999
Dubs then trips in a row wow power laces
>>601277666
Satanic trips THE LIGHT BRINGER HATH POSTED
>>601297189
SHUT UP!!!
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
TAYLOR IS THE NEW QUEEN OF /B/!
>>601297392
All praise the light bringer
>>601297360
>>601296999
Damn Czech muh 9 trips.
>>601297518
But seriously if you like her music then fuck and if you would actually buy it the maybe you should be a hero
>>601274395
She's still pretty, and she has a vagina. So
>>601297518
>Implying I said she isn't the queen of /b/
faggot
>>601274395
She's white, and she has a vagina, so, you know.
>>601274395
she has a very pretty face. in general: that's enough
11/10 face, beautiful slender bod
>>601298690
Dont laugh at us whore bitch
Kek
She loves children and cats
I have to go, please some one archivethis thread
just put the URL here https://4archive.org/
>>601293306
/thread
this is why
>>601300000
damn 2chainz fuckin killed it
>>601300000
fail get
>>601300000
>quintchainz
>>601300000
>TRUUUUU
>UUUUU
>00000
mfw
Breathtakingly good looking face. That's really all that matters most of the time. To me at least. YMMV.
>>601300000
Ultimate get.
>>601274395
>Pretty
>Fame
>Money
I'd fuck her until my dick bled.
>>601301128
is this real life? sauce?
>>601274395
I would literally kill for a girl like her
>>no ass
>>>no tits
>>no hips
idgaf she is perfect and can have my soul any day of the week
>>601275113
underrated post
Check my quints to tay tay
>>601274395
The shapes of her body parts are irrelevant.
>>601283697
i cant believe you're this much of a pissbaby
>>601274395
free live
http://alyssa19live.tumblr.com/
>>601302219
looks better with
>No ass
>No tits
>No hips
>>601299027
You fucking fool. Don't archive these shitposting threads.
If you like her go to /hr/ or reddit /taylorswift
Tumblr has a blog written by a longtime /b/tard that never shitposts
Analyzingtaylor.tumblr.com
>>601274395
She has a perfect, tight, beautiful pussy. And she loves giving head.
Hey /b/ how do I lose weight? Every time I've tried I've failed.
pic related...
she looks like a who
