I like this one girl. Know her since we were 12. Shehas now a boyfriend and lives 100 miles away.
I'm 24 now.
Europe
30,000 € / year

Solve my problem wise guy

Problem
>I seriously cum to fast. Sometimes I can't even get it up when I'm with a hot woman because I feel like I'm just gonna blow my load right away.
Age
>24
Location
>LA
Annual income
>54,0000 year.

>>600433311
dump that bitch. distance relationships never work and you're not fucking her anyway.

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>>600433082
I like a hippie girl, but she is a hippie
26
Scandinavia
1200 000 kr ( 138946 € )

>>600433640
Brilliant

>>600433553
Your income is way too fucking low for LA and you're getting over stimulated by hot women. Get a real job and call me back next year.

>>600433671
You like her but don't have the balls to fuck her. Become a real man and try with the next one.

>>600433818
nice, thx

>>600433748
I already know this shit faggot. You call telling me the obvious solving my problem?

>>600433975
You are the problem. Stop pining for women and get your fucking career on track and hot women will flock to you.

>>600433082
>Problem:
I'm in love with a girl I'll never see again. Havn't seen her in 16 months. I sleep around a lot and girls fall in love with me but I end up hurting them because I just cannot fall in love with them.
>Age
21
>Location
Germany
>Income
None, I'm rich

>>600433082
I'm in love with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYMvRm86XGo

>>600434821
>Problem
You're under 25 and shouldn't be in a fucking relationship. Haven't you read my book?

>income
No, you're daddy's fucking trust fund lap dog. Go out and do something with your life and I don't give a fuck what it is.

>>600434918
You need to get off drugs, get a job, and find a woman who will cook for you and give you sex.

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Look here you bunch of fucking degenerates. Never get into a relationship until you've either finished university and started a real career or have started a real career anyway. That means you need to be at least 25 years old before you start a relationship or fucking ask me for advice about one.

If you're under 25 and are in a relationship, you need to dump that bitch and focus on your career. Women age like milk while men age like wine. You'll thank me in 20 years.

>>600435222
But I like drugs. I had a girl like that. She wanted to marry me, have my baby and cook while I go to Uni. I dumped her
>>600435059
I still work sometimes because I want to earn the money I spend myself.

>>600435606
Put in in your 401k or use it for a down payment on a house. Stop fucking spending your money on drugs, video games, or what ever the fuck else you worthless degenerates spend money on these days.

Problem:
>the gf of 3 years is just now getting jealous that im bestfriends with a woman that i dated years ago, and its stupid because we see eachother like siblings
Location
>Las vegas
Age: >20
Income:
>Roughly $50,000

>>600436137
Dump that bitch and don't EVER get into another relationship until you're at least 25 years old.

>>600436254
Reasoning?

>>600436406
Have you not read my book, son?

>>600436457
>>600436457
Link me /b/ro

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>>600435768
I spend it on travelling. This year I'm going to west Afrika for a month. and skiing of course

>>600436569
No need to hawk my book buddy. I'm a radio host who is paid six figures per year.

>>600436632
Are you spending any of that money on women? You know my rule about spending money on women...

>>600436785
U keep talking about your book, i want a link to read it, i dont give a damn about what you do or how much u make, those dont make a person

>>600437008
Hey bud, you came to me asking for advice about women. If you don't know who I am I don't know what to say.

>>600436893
Nope. woman are for free with my looks
>Actually I don't need your advice

>>600437125
I did not know who the fuck you were.
>appearently you talk shit on the radio

>>600437125
So ur not going to give me a link, or a book title, or even a publishing company?
You arent helping your case here m8.

>>600435543
>Women age like milk while men age like wine.

topkek

>>600437297
And I get paid a lot of money to do it. Do you know how much we get paid to do radio?

>>600437608
Quick stroke his ego so he keeps replying

So, you focused on your career when evrybody else was just "running after girls". Now you wonder whether that made you happy. You're an ugly motherfucker and you think you know woman because you can pay any whore.

>>600437525

That's right, buddy. Do you know how many girlfriends I've had from 20 years ago who call me up now that they've had kids and have been divorced 2 or 3 times? It happens every week.

>>600437720
/b/ro thats not how u stroke an ego, thats putting it down to kill

>>600437906
Oh, I'm sorry. Did you still need his advice?

>>600437720
I focused on my career and that's why I now make six figures and have sex with 9s every week. 10s are too much trouble so I keep them away.

>>600433082
> prob
Virgin. Not awkward or ugly just never got around to it. Meet this chick, ok looking, all good all night. Go to the night club. Get too drunk with my bros. Take pills. Woke up outside dominoes.
> AGE
18
> location
Aus
> income
$68000

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>>600437890
And you guys wont believe how many roodypoos he taps on the daily, this guy is a champ, god among men
Hes The Peoples Champion.

>>600438021
No, he wont tell me his fucking book

>>600438121
stop taking drugs and drinking too much; that's what losers do. Do you want to end up like your loser teenage buddies or fuck hot women?

From now on you never have more than 3 drinks in a bar and never, ever buy a drink for a woman.

>>600438288
I'm not sure you can read so I'll give you a link to clips from my nationally syndicated show instead: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=lykis+101

>>600438335
Thats good advice but my bro just bought 8g of this crazy as fuck cocaine and its his 21st on the weekend.
What should I do wise OP

>>600438335
I buy my woman friend 3 drinks when we go out. I fuck her every night I buy her drinks. Therefor, buying drinks gets me laid.

BTW love your talk show. OC fag here.

>>600438043
What a generous alpha male you are. turning down 10/10s and shit.
Look, I'll go ahead, travel, study philosophy, politics and economics, sleep with girls and fall in love. If I dpn't die somewhere in some dark alley, I'll make a career.

>>600438558
Your friend is a drug using loser and you should depart ways with him.

>>600438588
>woman friend
>fuck her every night
That makes it ok

>>600438721
drugs are not that bad. meth made me a better person.

>>600438625
>turning down 10/10s

That's right 10s are too fucking crazy for me. 9s are much easier to deal with.

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>Am allready with a guy,
>Am bifag neeeeddddd pussssaaay
> guy is very protective

> 22

Australia

60k

>>600438845
Call your local police station, report yourself, and get into some kind of rehab center and then go to vocational school or community college. You'll thank me later.

> I don't have any women problems. I have a girlfriend of 3 years. Sometimes she can be a bitch. How do I handle this?
> 27
> Sydney australia
> $90,000

>>600438990
Can't help you. I don't know anything about fucking men.

>>600439077
kek
falling for obvious bate.
>I was thinking of mushrooms

>>600439159
Need more details. How is she a bitch and what do you do in response? Does she live with you or do you love separately?

>>600438558
Tom, when you or your pr or whoever is on ur team makes fake reviews, tell them to try alittle.

>focus on your career
>make six figures
>money = happiness
Dude you're a fucking joke. Fucking 9s is cool and all but if you want love your partner shouldn't give a fuck about how much money you make. This guy is a fucking hack. Young anons don't listen to him.

>>600438721
Ill do that right after I snort that coke

>>600439328
Look, I'm a radio personality and not the pampered drug addicted chef. You asked me for advice and I did my best based on what you provided.

>>600439430
Hot women only care about money

>>600436617

>Leykis

what ever happened to that guy?

>>600439358
I'll pass it on to Dean

>>600439475
relax, I'm just fucking with you.

>>600438990
Since tom isnt a specialist in men (surprising i know) id say either leave em or ask for a threesome... Or a break
Overprotection is them scared of being left alone so if they are in on it..

>problem
My family is religious Christian fucks, but I'm gay and have come out to everybody but them, they'll disown me if they find out I'm gay. I want to come out to them becuase family.
>Age
26
>Location
Los Angeles
>Income
Currently working as a consultant $250,000/year, but I have ~$12,000,000 in the bank mainly from investments.

>>600439852
not related to women; can't help you

>>600439852
Trustfund baby here. Have a diverse portfolio with a CFP but wanna make more. Advice?

>>600439852
Family will always be there for you, and if they arent then they arent worth your time or energy, doit and remember the lgbt community is always helpful.... Unless your on tumblr then they will hang you for not being trans

>>600433082
>>problem
lazy, obese, no friends, kv
>>age
21
>>location
Southwest U.S.
>>annual income
1200-2000

>>600440140
Buy low sell high

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ITT men know that dating equals porking and men ask me for help with that

The secret to getting in a chicks pants is making her laugh. If you can make a chick laugh you can fuck her. This retard has no clue what he's talking about.

>>600440371
Take your ass to the local unemployment office and find a real job first. Next, take your ass to the gym and stop being a fucking autist.

>>600440371
His reply will be
Not 25 dun worry bout it

>>600440521
This guy is even dumber than OP

>>600439550
Not true

>>600440569
Thanks I didn't see that he isn't 25. He should be focusing on his career and fucking women on the side instead of making them his main goal.

>>600440702
Nice try tom

>problem
ive been talking to this 15 y.o girl and we like each other and stuff but its illegal.. plus it sometimes gets awkward when we talk because the only thing we can relate is comics and anime.. but she like my stupidity.

>age
20

>income
im a neet, cant even function right in society.

in college (though in same town), dating girl since high school who i'm not really attracted to, like her more as a friend. agreed to date as to not make her feel bad, hard for me to find a good way or time to get out of it, because she's very caring, nice, and smart.

19

southern USA

student, but get refund money from scholarships, do freelance work, fam support. ~3.5k

>>600440702
OP here.

Women don't give a fuck if you can make them laugh. They care about how much money you have in the bank. Get money and then women will flock to you.

>>600440824
>Not 25 dun worry bout women, get career

>>600440702
All you autistic faggots think getting laid is so difficult when in reality it's probably one of the easiest things to do.
>lazy overweight gas station attendant gets more ass than you deal with it

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>>600433082
>>Worse acne scars than Skrillex
>>31
>>Washington State
>>50k

>>600440824
Call your local DHS office and report yourself as a pedophile for the sake of this girl and her family.

>problem:
gf of 1.5yrs hates my guts coz she caught me with a few tabs of acid when i said i didnt have anymore. i havent seen her for 2 weeks but we still txt. We both still say we love each other but she says she cant trust me until i go see a counsellor. can we work it out?

>Age: 23

>Location: NZ

>Annual Income: around $16,000 (still at uni)

>>600440886
Those arent women, tom, those are whores that will leave the second you lose the money/ income, tom.

She's married.
Just want to know what would have been if I met her before she was.

>>600441017
Not 25 focus on carreer

>>600440847
dump her ass before she dumps you. You're far too young to be worried about getting trapped in a relationship and should instead be fucking younger college girls instead. Do this until you're 25 and then you can think about relationships or marriage.

>>600438532
>Sex with 9s every week
>married 21 years
>look like a more disgusting Jack Nicholson

Don't fall for this tard mates. its a fraud

>problem
She's my step-sister, she's in Australia. She'll be coming back in a couple of months.

>age
23

>location
I'm in United British Isles Crumpet Long Live Top Hats Pip-pip Cheerio Land of the Britfags

>annual income
£25,000

Help me, wizard.

>>600441207
Ya dont say, read the reviews its comical

>>600440950
Women don't give a fuck about your looks. What is your position and does it have potential to make more money?

>>600441240
Not 25
Focus on career
Its ur step sister

>>600440922
yano ive actually tried... really hard... I get random panic attack when I try working and so fucking nervous from everything
>>600440993
im not hurting the girl you dip

Based tom leykis. I am listening to him right now. Nice to meet a fellow P1 on here.

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Problem:
>I am sociable in real life, good st talking and stuff. Im fine at texting too, but when i talk over the phone/ on skype i find it really awkward. I can only talk about factual stuff like work or whatever - i am too uncomfortable to make jokes and stuff

This wouldnt be so much of a problem, but im in a longdistance relationship, so skype is pretty damn important.

I am 18 years old. In london. No income.

>>600439852
>$12,000,000 in the bank
>4chan

Pick one

>>600439852
Fellow anon I'm about to graduate and try to get into consulting. What type of consultant are you and did you like the first few years out of college for it?

Soon to be environmental consultant for KPMG

>>600441397
Practice makes perfect /b/ro
90%of the people you meet outside you will never see again, so its okay to muff up, just dont give up

>>600441195
Thanks based anon I have never thought about this. My problem is solved. Miracles do happen

>>600439567
he's back. he has his own site and he runs his show 24/7
just google blowmeuptom he is like every weekday at 3pm west coast time

>>600441017
Stop doing drugs and focus on your education/career. What the fuck were you thinking?

Dump that bitch and cease all communications with her.

>>600441113
Doesn't matter. No one wants sloppy seconds.

>>600441240
Get a job and stop wanking to your relatives in law.

Are you still here tom?

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>>600439852

Do you have a boyfriend? Is there some reason you "have" to come out?

>>600441869
Dont kill ur self tom, the world needs you

>>600441489
Go to a counselor and find some way to treat your social phobia before you worry about women.

>>600441355

I work in government, so my pay goes up steadily but no potential for big money until I retire.

>>600441615
thanks /b/ro, I'll keep trying but I actually want to wait abit to try again.. when it gets warmer I wanna start exercising and lose weight to boost my confidence.

>>600441869
Yes

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>>600441836
>I have a job, alongside a new start-up company
>She's hot and flirty as fuck

What do

>>600441725
Everyone is sloppy seconds

>>600442087
They won't give a fuck about you until you're earning six figures or have a high ranking position.

If any anon whants the TL;DR of that tom is going to say:
If ur not making six figures/not25 or have no career dont worry about women
If they are too much to handle, leave em
And do what is moraly correct aslong as u benifit from it

>>600442235
Don't shit where you sleep.

>>600442392
OP/Tom here. I endorse this post.

>>600442129
Why wait
P90x bro

Problem
> dated around and fell in love with a girl in college. Lasted two years. Eventually we grow apart but still have serious feelings I haven't had with other girls.
age
>26
Location
>NYC she's in DC
Income
>fluctuates, IB for GS (Goldman) and I'm soon to be partner.

>>600442244
No one wants a divorcee or single mom with kids. Avoid that shit.

>>600442615
Fall in love with someone closer to you who isn't fucking 3 other guys near her.

>>600442616
Tom

>>600442524
the thing is.. ive entered some league tournaments to get some money... I mean its something.

>>600442392
So basically what you are trying to say is dont try, just let them come to you?

>>600440378
Fucking kek, thanks m8

>>600442907
Response you replied to wasn't mine. What was your original question?

>>600442823
Been in two other relationships mate. The spark isn't there.

Body count isn't an issue. Girls flock to GS employees so I'm sure mines higher than hers.

Now give real advice shitlord. Every situations different.

>>600442883
Yea i went full retard for a sec

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>>600442423
But... but she's so fine..

Fuck sake.

>>600442953
Women will come to you when you're 35+ and have a great career and income. Here it is again: women age like milk and men age like wine.

>problem
she married but wants me instead
>age
24
>location
Europe
>annual income
0 eurodollars, student

>>600442907
Do what ever u need bro, just get what needs to be done done, one way or another and always better your self,

>>600443165
Here is the problem:
>married
>$0 income

Get a job and find someone else.

>>600443319
She makes dosh though. But you're right.

>>600443121
>Women age like milk
Why the fuck would i want to be fucking yogurt when i can be fucking milk and making a living, it just sounds like you cant focus on multiple things, tom

>>600443042
dump that bitch and find someone else to fuck
there are plenty of other women out there

>>600443023
this >>600440824

>>600443238
I guess so, anyways thanks bro.

>>600443473
You want to be 50 years old, making 6 figures, and fucking 22 year old recent graduates. You don't want to be fucking married at 35 to a 33 year old and getting zero pussy because you've been married for more than a year. Trust me, I was married twice.

>>600443554
Sounds illegal. Focus on your career and you can start fucking hot legal 18 year olds in a few years.

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Oh tom, i hope you appreciate me helping ylu with the ones you couldnt or didnt know how to anwser, im staying up very late for this, to help you ofcourse

Here have a laugh

Implying this is even the real Tom. Why hasn't anyone asked for timestamp

>>600443735
Married twuce because you didnt know how you married and you didnt know yourself.

ITT: OP perpetuates establishment driven consumerism/materialism, and doesn't really know shit about women.

>>600443928
I like to imagine its really him, plus im having fun making him frustrated

>>600433082
I'm joining the Army.
Missus is angry.
Fix.

>>600444075
That's right. I made mistakes and now try to help men avoid doing the same thing.

>>600444373
Super glue and duct tape should do the trick

>>600444373
dump that bitch

>>600444436
You not going to reply to me tom?
>>600443903

>>600444588
obvious answers were obvious

>>600444436
Tom lets be honest are you truely happy?

>>600444713
Yes. I fuck young hot women every week.

>>600444713
Talk to me tom, lets keep this thread alive

>>600444804
waiting for more questions
I'll go to bed if they don't come soon

>>600444771
Okay so you have sex alot, so what i do too, but dont you want more? Dont you want one to call your own?

>>600444895
Lets get a timestamp before you go, tom
Put my post# on it

>>600443874
thats the problem... I dont find them attractive.. I admit that im a pedo

>>600444927
I've was married to two and they got almost half my shit each time. Why would I want another long term leech when I can have a different young girl every week?

>>600445066
Nice dubs tom, i guess we have diffrent mind sets, do you have any kids yet?

>>600445200
>checked em

I don't want kids

>>600445296
Ah as my father always told me
Dont get married dont have kids
Do those weekly women ever take your money or ask for dinner?
And can i have a time stap please?

>don't want kids
>as my father always told me
topkek