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>>674555211
>be me
> family reunion
> see girl iv never seen before
> 9/10 ass 5/10 tits 10/10 face kinda looks like girl in pic
> I walk over and ask hay have I seen you before
>"no what part of the family blah blah blah we talked about that sorta shit for about an hour
> She says hay can i show you somthing cool
> sure
> she takes me around the side where no one was
> she turns around grabs me and takes her tits out
> Holyfuck.gif
> theyre gr8 tits
> she gets down on her knees and gives me the best blowjob i have ever had

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love fapping to my sis
>>674555692
>>674555692
>>674555692

*Incest*

>>674555756
poor storytelling/10

>be me
>be insect
>fuck mom

>>674556209
>>674556224
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>>674556273
Dear God.
These are horrendous.

>>674555211
>Be me 13 and horny
>see sexy bluebottle fly buzzing proactively
>instant erection
>get plastic bag and put it over my dick
>capture fly, pull it's wings off and put it inside the bag and tie bottom with elastic band
>fly runs up and down my dick
>cum three times until it drowns in my ectoplasm

Become addicted to insect.

>>674555211
I got one! I'll write it down in a sec

>wake up as cockroach
>no one is sympathetic
>boss max I can't work
>people mad I can't provide for them

>>674555211
>He jumps out her window and jumps the fence

How the fuck do these nig nogs do that with those CRT tv's and a vcr?

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>>674555211
>Be me 18 she 22
>She Korean, pic related. Kinda looks like her.
>Her family comes for a visit. They came from South Korea and they took a vacation here in my country and they chilled at my place for about 3 weeks.
>Never met her before
>Two days later as I was about to shower I began fapping while sitting down on the closed toilet.
>4got to lock the door
>She of all people suddenly walks in sees me butt naked with a huge boner.
>Holyshit.jpg
>She closes the door and we never spoke about it ever again.
>I'm an only child so I don't have anyone to talk to that much my age around the house, but me is a very social person, so I went up to her and chatted with her a little bit 'bout stuff.
>Turns out she likes cars, basketball and superhero comic books like I do.
>Had and impressive collection of Batman comic books not that gr8 but still pretty cool.
>Showed it to her then we talk about Batman.
>I later discovered that her and her boyfriend broke up because of her being a little bit obsessive and possessive she is to her boyfriend.
>Thought she was joking and offered a shoulder to cry on.
>Suddenly she bursts into tears and cried on my shoulder whilst shouting "Why am I so stupid?!"
>She's getting a little bit loud so I close the door so that the grown ups who were chatting and drinking downstairs won't hear.
>While I was walking towards her I noticed she stopped crying.
>I came up to her knelt down and asked are you okay now?
>creepyyagamilightsmile.jpg
>She hugged me and whispered. "I want you..."
Continue...?

>>674557752
yes you twat

Bump for interest

>>674556487
I just finished. Thanks.