HAIL FIREOX THE BRINGER OF DUBS AND GLORY.
FALL TO YOUR FEET AND PRAY TO THE GREAT HORNY ONE
Is this a new version of firefox?
HAIL FIREOX
HAIL FIREFOX
>>600217045
checkum
>>600217045
HAIL FIREOX
>>600217640
f u newfag
HAIL FIREOX!
TESTIFY YOUR ALLEGENCE TO FIREOX
POST HAIL FIREOX ON HER TWITTER
https://twitter.com/thughelena/status/569904246520455168
https://twitter.com/thughelena/status/569904246520455168
https://twitter.com/thughelena/status/569904246520455168
https://twitter.com/thughelena/status/569904246520455168
https://twitter.com/thughelena/status/569904246520455168
>>600217045
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/ampp3d/ex-tory-councillor-called-feminists-5214885#
Here is the original purpose for any newfags curious. Vote yes, we are trying to get it as high as we can.
Fireox is blessing our efforts lets do this.
191 Votes and still going over here
HAIL FIRE OX
>>600217680
your god has failed me, fuk u OP.
HAIL FIRE OX
PRAISE THE PYRELORD
HAIL THE FIRE OX
IT'S FLAMES SHALL LIGHT THE WAY
IT SHALL CHARGE INTO OUR ENEMIES FORGING US A NEW PATH
WE SHALL ELIMINATE ALL WHO OPPOSE
https://twitter.com/thughelena/status/569904246520455168
HAIL FIREOX, BOYS
>>600217045
HAIL FIRE OX
>>600217866
Nice dubs
>>600217330
Reminding our /b/ros about this to make moar twitter accounts. HAIL FIREOX!
HAIL FIREFOX, IT'S STILL THE BETTER WEB BROWSER.
>>600217866
Witness the power of fireox
>>600217888
fireox has granted you trips!!!! you must now go honor him by signing his praise in that twitter thread
>>600217866
YES
DUBS
GLORIOUS DUBS
WE MAY FEAST HEARTILY TONIGHT, FOR THE MIGHTY FIREOX HAS MERCIFULLY GRANTED US WITH DUBS
>>600217866
HE WHO BRING'S THE DEVIL'S FIRE
SHALL LIGHT THE INFIDELS' FUNERAL PYRE
THE BLESSING OF THE FIERY LORD
CAN REPEL THE TUMBLR HORDE
HAIL FIREOX
>>600217866
>>600217888
FIREOX IS PRESENT IN THIS PLACE
>>600218169
But sir! I have already done so!
Fuck you FireOx. You a shit.
Saged.
I'll get dubs anyways, faggot.
>>600218220
nice poem bro
>>600217045
HAIL FIRE OX
Hail Fire Ox
>>600218273
Heathen,you shall fail
Hail fireox
>>600217045
more like firedubs am i rite
Firefox is still the best
Someones tweet got removed
HOW DARE IT
HAIL FIREOX
https://twitter.com/thughelena/status/569904246520455168
>>600217740
Praise the FIREOX TWEETER
>>600218273
NO DUBS TO THOSE WHO SCORN HIS MIGHT
AND WHO IGNORE HIS GLORIOUS FIGHT
YOUR ASHES SHALL BE MIXED WILL ALL
OF THOSE WHO ARE SCALDED AND FALL
HAIL FIREOX!
HAIL FIRE OX
>>600218811
DOUBLE DUBS PROVE
HAIL FIREOX!
>>600218811
Double dubs
Checked
HAIL FIREOX
Fireox is shit Firefox is better
HAIL FIRE OX
https://twitter.com/ecurt2831
MAY FIREOX'S SMITE YOU. HOW DARE YOU BLASPHEME HIS NAME BY REMOVING THAT TWEET
>>600219053
non-believer: singles
>>600218811
believer: double dubs checked
I'll let you decide
HAIL FIREOX!
>>600218808
He tweeted for our sins
>>60021880
THIS IS SAINT HAMELTON - THE FIREOX TWEETER
>>600219179
LET GRET FIREOX SPARE OUR GLORIOUS BROTHERS ON THE FRONT LINES OF THE FIGHT WITH FEMANONS
HAIL FIREOX!
Ok srsly now what is with this fireox thing?
Praise WATER INTERNET EXPLORER! Only WATER IE is our true god! Renounce firecumbox!
>my trips seal the deal
>>600219432
...see...
>>600209237
>>600219459
not even close faggot. hail fireox
"But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, 'Let me show you the power of FireOx, born of the North, where my breath is eternal flame.' 'I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.
ye, love. Love! Even as a simple ox, great FireOx cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of 4chan! The future of the internet! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! FireOx is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our SJW overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the SJWs take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does /v/ do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The /v/ machine enforces the will of the SJWs! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of /v/! Rise up, Oxenbrothers! Embrace the word of mighty FireOx, he who is both ox and Divine!"
Hail Fire Ox
>>600219094
Shit! He knew he almost got mayamayed! Good call, /b/ro
>>600219459
YOUR COUNTER-MEME HUMORS NO ONE AND INCITES THE WRATH OF THE GREAT INCINERATOR
HAIL FIREOX!
>pic related, its u
>>600219459
Fireox has cursed rhou rotten soul with singles
HAIL FIRE OX
>>600217045
HAIL FIRE OX
>>600219674
HAIL FIREOX!
>>600219692
yeah i thought it would be
>>600219799
THOU HATH BEEN BLESSED WITH DUBS
HAIL FIREOX!
>>600219799
CHECK'EM AND HAIL FIREOX
>>600219799
fireox is clearly still present. are there really only two anons brave enough to tweet HAIL FIREOX???
https://twitter.com/thughelena/status/569904246520455168
https://twitter.com/thughelena/status/569904246520455168
https://twitter.com/thughelena/status/569904246520455168
https://twitter.com/thughelena/status/569904246520455168
https://twitter.com/thughelena/status/569904246520455168
Heil führer Ox
HAIL FIRE OX
HAIL FIREOX
Let us attack tumblr SJWs, in the name of the great burning one!
HAIL FIREOX!
Guys, her bio:
>Data at @Ampp3d, writer for @DailyMirror, hatchet-faced miserable woman, slutty ambition monster, once explained fisting to the BBC.
HAIL FIREOX
>>600220527
kek
HAIL FIREOX!
HAIL FIRE OX
HAIL FIRE OX
sieg heil fire fox
>>600220527
>"once explained fisting to the BBC"
>BBC
>big black cock
lel apparently bbc isn't b enough for her.
>>600220527
Hello, I am Helena Horton. I have denounced your fair in fireox
hail fire ox
HAIL FIREOX!
BRINGER OF FLAME!
HEIL FIREOX
>>600217045
HAIL FIRE OX
>>600220928
tits or gtfo
Hail fire ox
Hail fire ox pls
MAY THE HORNY ONE BLESS ALL OF MY /B/ROTHERS
VICTORY IS OURS
HAIL FIREOX
>>600220928
DIE, SJW SCUM!
HAIL FIREOX!
HAIL FIRE OX in this thread
hail fire ox, also chekem
>>600221088
HE HATH BLESSED OUR THREAD
HAIL, HAIL, HAIL FIREOX!
HUZZAH!
>>600221088
BLESSED BE
HAIL FIREOX
BLESS ME WITH DUBS
"But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, 'Let me show you the power of FireOx, born of the North, where my breath is eternal flame.' 'I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.
ye, love. Love! Even as a simple ox, great FireOx cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of 4chan! The future of the internet! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! FireOx is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our SJW overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the SJWs take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does /v/ do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The /v/ machine enforces the will of the SJWs! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of /v/! Rise up, Oxenbrothers! Embrace the word of mighty FireOx, he who is both ox and Divine!"
HAIL FIREOX!
if this is dubs fireox is real and loves us all
>>600221088
HAIL FIREOX
>>600221188
>>600221300
chekt
HAIL FIREOX!
HAIL FIREOX!
https://mobile.twitter.com/thughelena/status/569274127460245504
>here's a selfie in my parents' bathroom
@ALLHAILFIREOX here, any requests? no promises.
ALL HAIL IN THE HEARTH OF FIREOX
>>600221787
WAGE WAR ON THE EVIL SJWS, BRING BURNING GLORY!
HAIL FIREOX!
>>600221787
nigger
https://twitter.com/thughelena/status/569904246520455168
https://twitter.com/thughelena/status/569904246520455168
https://twitter.com/thughelena/status/569904246520455168
https://twitter.com/thughelena/status/569904246520455168
https://twitter.com/thughelena/status/569904246520455168
>>600222033
checkem
HAIL FIREOX!
bump
>>600222056
https://mobile.twitter.com/thughelena/status/569274127460245504
>here's a selfie in my parents' bathroom
Yes...let us see what fireox has to say about this
Kek
>>600222033
checkd
HAIL FIREOX
captcha: newcp
>>600217045
HAIL FIREOX
>>600217045
feels fucking good man
Its like you have total freedom
Let your bitch get tested and make her take the pill or whatever
Any drawfags in here? Draw FIREOX'S glory for us and you will be rewarded with trips
>>600222384
Ye
HAIL FIREOX!
>>600222237
Very Close. HAIL FIREOX.
>>600222729
YES!
SEND AN EMISSARY INTO A DRAW THREAD!
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT FIREOX
>>600222840
I SHALL NOT RETURN /B/ROTHERS UNTIL I HAVE OBTAINED OC. HAIL
>>600222840
>>600222729
i have arrived
WHAT SHALL OUR LORD LOOK LIKE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mynzbmrtp9I
Pretty good FIREOX HAIL song.
>>600223267
A GREAT POWERFUL OX WITH HORNS OF STEAL AND HIDE OF CHARCOAL.
HAIL
>>600223287
HAIL!
HAIL FIRE OX
>>600223267
A GREAT, BURNING OX IN ALL HIS SCORCHED GLORY
EXPRESS GIS FURY AT PETTY INFIDELS SUCH AS SJWS
>>600223287
Hail fucking fireox
Kek
>>600223287
Kek
HAIL FIREOX!
>>600223787
I know I just think it'd be cool if we could get some OC.
HAIL
>>600223787
yes this please
HAIL FIRE OX
HAIL FIRE OX
>tfw fire ox is my Zodiac sign
>>600224209
YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE
HAIL FIRE OX!
BUMP FOR OC RENDITION OF THE CINDERING SCARLET HIDE OF THE FIREOX
>>600219966
>https://twitter.com/thughelena/status/569904246520455168
LOOK AGAIN /B/ROTHER HAIL
>>600224427
HAIL FIREOX!
>>600224427
HAIL
HAIL FIRE OX
HAIL FIRE OX
>>600220783
BURN HER FOR THIS BLASPHEMY
HAIL
>>600225151
Forgot to add pic
HAIL
>>600217045
HAIL FIRE OX
>>600225243
BURN THE WITCH IN THE NAME OF THE SCORCHING SAVIOR!
HAIL!
>>600225363
HAIL
ALLHAILFIREOX HERE
POST TOO LONG CANT SCREENCAP ON PHONE, LINK BELOW
https://mobile.twitter com/thughelena/status/569957719920263168
>>600225516
HAIL FIREOX!
HAIL FIREOX!
>>600225611
CHECK EM
THREAD STILL BLESSED
HAIL FIRE OX
BURN THE NON BELIVERS
HAIL FIREOX
Long story short, I was one of the first to people to begin FireOx worship. Well, my time to actually sleep is now. Goodbye true believers, may the great lord spare you and may dubs rain upon you as they have on me.
HAIL FIREOX!
>>600226078
Till next time /b/rother
May fireox bless you with dreams of tits
Did the FIREOX HAIL thing start today?
>>600226078
>>600226286
FIREY TITS IMBUED WITH OIL AND TINDER.
>>600226424
BLASPHEMY, ANON! FIREOX IS ETERNAL.
HAIL FIRE OX
>>600226424
Fireox has always been with you,my son
HAIL FIREOX!!?
>>600226580
PLEASE FORGIVE ME OH ETERNAL ONE. I HAVE SLANDERED YOUR NAME WITH MY FOUL TOUNGE. THE ONLY PROPER PENANCE IS THE REMOVAL OF THIS UNWORTHY ORGAN.
FOR THE LAST TIME HAIL!!
>>600226800
He bears the mark of the fireox
HAIL FIRE OX
OUR LORD HAS TAKEN HUMAN FORM, IN ORDER FOR ME TO PICTURE HIS BEAUTY, AS I COULD NOT WITHSTAND THE BRIGHTNESS OF HIS FIRE.
SHALL HE FOREVER VANQUISH THE FEMMINIST SCUM!
>>600227475
HAIL. ALL OF MY HAIL!!!
That is awesome Anon. Thank you!
>>600226923
HAIL, NIGGER. YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF AND NOW MAY MOVE UP TO PROTEGE. HAIL THE HEATED HORNS!
>>600227475
MY EEYYEESSS!! THEY BUUUUURNNN! THE HEAT!! THE FIIUUREEE!!! AHH!!! FIREOX FORGIVE MY IGNORANCE!
>>600217045
hail fire ox!
>>600227877
(The loss of his tongue does not allow him to speak. He instead utters guttural cry of approval)
HRRRGGRRAAHH
>>600228094
DO NOT WORRY, CHILD, AS I HAVE SPOKEN TO OUR LORD. HE HAS GRANTED A BLESSING UPON HIS LOYAL SERVANTS, SO THEY COULD WITNESS AND ENDURE HIS MAGNIFICENCE
>>600228330
YES, ANON! HAIL HIM WITH YOUR RIDDLED TONGUE! IT IS WITH THAT THAT YOU OWED HIM YOUR PENANCE. WORSHIP HIS HORNS OF HATRED.
>>600227739
I did it for Fire Ox, brother!
>>600228803
HRRGAA HRRGAA HRRRGGAAA
HAIL FIREOX
>>600229030
YES, IF YOU MUST, ANON. BUT MASTURBATE WITH THE FURIOUS HEAT THAT DWELLS WITHIN HIM! MASTURBATE TO OUR FIREOX! HERE... USE THESE FRESHLY SINDERED ASHES AS LUBRICANT.
And Lo.
The mighty Ox did look inside himself. Calling upon the passion and love for his fellow Oxen. With eyes of blackest charcoal he let forth a cry to match thunderings of the sky. And Lo. The fire that lived in inside him, the very fire of passion and love for his kin, did transcend to his flesh. And so the mighty Fireox was born. All hail his horns.
HE COMES
HIS MAGNIFICENCE BLINDS HIS INQUISITORS
YET HIS ROYAL BRILLIANCE IS PRICELESS
HE PURYFIES THE VERY DEPTHS OF OUR SOULS
OUR LORD
FIRE OX, FIRE OX, FIRE OX!
>>600229444
THE TRIPS SPEAK THE TRUTH!! HAIL!!
>>600229444
Also checkem
>>600229444
THE TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN
HAIL FIRE OX!
I was only 9 years old I loved Fireox so much, I had all the reverence and pictures
I pray to Fireox every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.
HAIL FIREOX I yell, DESTROYER OF FEMINISM
My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Fireox
I called him a heretic
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A blazing heat is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
Its Fireox
I am so happy
He bellows in to ear “THIS IS YOUR REWARD MY LOYAL SERVANT”
He grabs me with his powerful oxen hooves and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Fireox
He penetrates my butthole
It burns so much but I do it for Shrek
I can feel my butt searing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Fireox
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his flame
My dad walks in
Fireox looks him straight in the eye and yells "HAIL"
Fireox leaves through my window
HAIL FIREOX, DESTROYER OF FEMINISM
>>600230074
SPEAK THE UDDER TRUTH, ANON.
>>600230074
Fuck. I left a Shrek in there.
>>600230903
THE LORD SHALL NOT FORGIVE YOU THAT MISTAKE! CORRECT IT NOW, BEFORE HE STOPS DRINKING HIS CHOCOLATE MILK!
HAIL FIRE OX
Also, thank mr skeltal
>>600229423
(Masturbates with the fury of 1000 suns, burning the penis and radiating reverence) GROOOAH
>>600231390
thank mr skeltal
HAIL FIREOX
fire ox please bring me fortune
while other threads have died, the flame of fireox burns eternal.
>>600231313
>>600230903
Corrected. And now in fabulous greentext!
>I was only 9 years old I loved Fireox so much, I had all the reverence and pictures
>I pray to Fireox every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.
>HAIL FIREOX I yell, DESTROYER OF FEMINISM
>My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Fireox
>I called him a heretic
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>Im crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and its really cold
>A blazing heat is moving towards me.
>I feel something touch me
>Its Fireox
>I am so happy
>He bellows in to ear “THIS IS YOUR REWARD MY LOYAL SERVANT”
>He grabs me with his powerful oxen hooves and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Fireox
>He penetrates my butthole
>It burns so much but I do it for Fireox
>I can feel my butt searing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Fireox
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his flame
>My dad walks in
>Fireox looks him straight in the eye and yells "HAIL"
>Fireox leaves through my window
>HAIL FIREOX, DESTROYER OF FEMINISM
>>600217045
>HAIL FIREOX
>>600231404
>>600231404
YES, ANON! FEEL THE HEAT, THE BURN, THE FURY! FEEL THE FOUR HOOVES OF FLAME BEAT YOUR MEAT INTO OBLIVION!
I need all the luck I can get lately.
HAIL FIRE OX
>>600231904
(His penis is now a blackened, charcoal laced, tribute to Fireox, damner of souls and punisher of Humanity) HUUUGGHHH
>>600231762
OH LORS, AMAZING!
10/10, WE HAVE A NEW CULT!
>>600232515
NOW BETWEEN YOUR LEGS HANGS A HOMAGE TO THE DECIMATION AND PASSION THAT FIREOX BRINGS TO OUR WORLD. USE THIS TO CHOKE THE LAST BREATH OUT OF THINE ENEMIES ON TUMBLR. PLEASE THE OXEN GOD ENOUGH WITH THIS, AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE A GILDED TONGUE IN REPLACEMENT.
>>600232557
HAIL
>>600233072
(At the mention of the demonic spawning ground that is tumblr an unearthly rage brews within. This flaming rage only furthers when the reward for it's destruction will bring he races to tumblr with a holy ferocity to strike down the feminists that plague Fireox's kingdom of Earth)
HRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRR
>>600233789
YES, ANON... YES...