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Part 2.
>he goes through how to take a bong hit so that I don't cough up my lungs
>I do exactly what he says
>don't really feel much... I was expecting something more but instead I didn't feel anything
>at this point I actually kind of got frustrated and wanted to get the feeling of what it was like to be high.
>tell him I'll do another
>still nothing
>spend the next 2 hours passing joints in between us and doing more bong hits (i think we burned through 4 or 5 in that time maybe more)
>eventually I start getting the feeling of it and it was alright shit get's funnier and thoughts getting dumber
>remember i have to work at 8AM tomorrow it was like 2 in the morning
>head off to my room to sleep
>shut the door, get into bed, turn off the lights
>5 min later he shows up at my door
>"what do you want?"
>"buddy you gotta jack off"
>whatthefuck.jpg why is my friend coming to my room to tell me to jack off?
>"what?"
>"just trust me buddy do it, wank off."
>"why"
>"sex is ten times better when you're high so is whacking off"
>"whatever, okay"
>he goes back to his room
>turn on my computer and open up a video i had torrented
>jack off for about 5-8 minutes before cumming
>lay there for aobut 15 minutes unable to move for the feeling washing over me
>i have no idea to describe how it felt other than it felt like there was a current of energy was swriling and flowing all around my body
>doesn't feel good
>REALLY DOESN'T FEEL GOOD
>shesgonnablow.jpg
>just before it happens i put my hand over my mouth and try to keep it in
>first wave comes and it's a large mouthful but i keep it shut
>second wave comes and there's no keeping it all in
>vomit spills all over my cum-covered lap and into the 25 or so year old pleather chair i was sitting in
>lay in the chair looking at myself in horror
>slowly get up and crawl into the bathroom next to my room
> turn on the light any lay in the cold metal bathtub

Part 3
>still have that awful feeling all over my body
>feel incredibly cold, like no cold i've ever felt before to the point where i cant move
>lay there for about 45 minutes then it starts
>quick backstory: my friend and his girlfriend would fuck like no other. to the point where our cabin would shake and other people could both hear and feel it and they would do this for hours
>i can feel the cabin shaking
>i honestly cant remember if i threw up again but i'm pretty sure i did at least once more in the bathtub
>they fuck for what felt like an hour
>eventually it stops
>think to myself that maybe he can come and help me
>nothing for another 45 minutes
>he comes in and sees me, in my underwear with my dick out covered in my own vomit and freaks out
>"holy shit buddy what happened?"
>tell him what happened after he told me to jack off
>"jesus murphy kid and you gotta work tomorrow, here get up"
>i manage to squeak out the words through the intense cold "i-i c-c-c-can't mmmm-mm-move t-t-t-too cccc-cc-cold"
>He turns on the hot water in the bathtub
>now the hot water heater for our cabin was shit. for the first 15 minutes it would be ice fucking cold
>had to sit through it bonechillingly cold
>eventually it warms up and he pours some over me
>i warm up and start being able to move again
>he gives me a towel and i clean up in the bath
>start freaking out about how the hell im going to work at 8 AM tomorrow
>"buddy you're gonna be fine, you've had a little too much to smoke and now the ganja paranoia is setting but trust me you're gonna be fine but you need to sleep it off"
>continue freaking out
>"buddy you need to go to sleep right now"
>he leads me back into my room and i go to sleep

Part 4
>next morning he wakes me up and asks if im good to work
>not even fucking close m8
>we come up with a story to cover our ass as to why i threw up last night
>pass back out
>in the resort i worked at if you were late a bellman would come and wake you up
>tell them i cant work because i'm sick
>boss comes in to check on me and gives me the later shift from 12AM to closing
in conclusion the actual feeling of being high was alright. i haven't done it since but i think i would be open to it on occasions. there's also a story about me cleaning the chair that i threw up in and depending on how much people care i may post that one too.

Anyone lurking?

>>674557196
Nobody gives a shit. Fuck off.

>>674557196
Yes! Keep on!

>>674557623
you want the chair story?

>>674557196
No, sorry I would rather chop my dick that being torrture with your writting skills. Anoying fucktwat

>>674557655
No, please. You are more boring that the reciting instrucions of a remote control in swedish

>>674557820
"I would rather chop my dick that being torrture with your writing skills" whatever you day anon :)

>>674557432
>>674557820
>>674557901
Samefag

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>>674557970
Newfag

>>674557927
I day a lot of things while speaking of days

>>674558065
two thirds correct

>>674556087
you´re a god annon , i remember the same thing happening to me in the second time i got high ( i lasted like an hour ) thrn i layed in couthch for 4 hourse playing a senario in my head where im the ledar of a post-appocliptic survaivle groupe and i loved it

>>674558583
(i lasted an hour jakking )