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Feels thread
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>>674548206
Boy, I'm sure glad she exploited this poor man's feelings for fucking retweets.
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>>674548206
rip

genuine feels
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>>674548206
>A girl I knew was a total attention whore.
>Never arrived to class on time and always made sure to make a huge fuss about it.
>Didn't talk to her all that much but i did have a few conversations with her.
>Her wrists had cuts and burns all over them, she wore t-shirts so she never hid them
>I asked her why she was hurting herself like that.
>She said ''No one loves me and my life is painful'' etc etc.
>''No one loves you? What about your parents or you boyfriend?''
>Answer she gave to me was something like ''They don't really love me'' or some shit
>Made a point not to interact with her too much after that, because she's an attention whore
>End of the school year she came up to me and asked if I wanted to go somewhere with her that Sunday
>I'm not good in these situations so I couldn't say no even though I didn't like her
>Sunday came and we went to the top of one of those tower car parks
>Just as we got to the top she told me that she wanted to be here as a witness to her suicide
>Oh shit, I thought, she was going to jump and she was going to force me to watch
>Had I know she was going to do this shit I would never have gone with her
>Not watching unless you do a flip, I said that to try and shock her into realizing this was stupid
>Complete shock was written all over her face. She had thought I'd try to stop her
>Ehh?! A-aren't you try to stop me?
>Nah, go ahead, If you really wanted to live you'd stop yourself
>After a while she got down off the edge

She walked up to me afterwards and tried to hug me with tears in her eyes but i told her I loved someone else, she asked me who and I told her to read the first letter of every line.
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>>674548371
I doubt thats what she was doing
Either way I hop that tweet gets people to talk to thier family more
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>>674548206
Fuck those other five grandkids. That's 10 extra burgers for you.
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>>674548206
Like this cunt is any better. "Look at me I'm so self righteous" that man isnt sad his grandkids didn't show. He's sad because the genes he's perpetuated didnt amount to fuck all.
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>>674548547
Haven't read that pasta yet, not bad
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>>674548371
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>>674548206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q925lmJPVs
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>>674548371
This. What a bitch
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>>674549010
Ylyl? I lost.
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>>674548547
kek
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>>674548371
So what are you allowed to share on social media?
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>>674548206
:'>(
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>>674549010
c'mon man... c'monnnnnnnn
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>>674548547
well played
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>>674549723
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>>674549867
Not right now, but I recommend saving it or something and reading it later
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>>674548206
I was not prepared to feel this much today
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>>674548206
I would have eaten papaw's hamburgers
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This shit right here
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>>674548206
I woke up and saw this on my Facebook feed.

10mins later I come on /b/ and see it.

And it's in a faggoty 'feels' thread too.


This board is dead
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>>674550339
I've had sexual intercourse with two 16 year old girls in the same year.

Felt good man.
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>>674548206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q925lmJPVs
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>>674550523
Fact that you went on facebook first and not /b/ says it all, faggot.
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>>674548371
To me it seems like a passive aggressive push at that kids who didn't come
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>>674550747
This story is so gay.
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>>674550747
>>674550701
>>674550648
>>674550605

>literally bullshit
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>>674549867
ive read this before its a great read
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>>674548371

It's nice she showed up, but why tweet it? Look at me, see how nice *I* am? I'm the only one who showed up? Shame on my cousins?
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>>674548862
newfag detected
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>>674549723
wasn't ready for that
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>>674551157
Im a fat man 27 will this work?
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>>674550945
Who the fuck wakes up in bed and comes on 4chan first thing you edgelord
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>>674550747
cont please
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>>674550676
Why... This is me...why though
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>>674550339

this is me, except that I accepted it and now I'm just an evil, bitter, fucker
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>>674549723
I've read this before, the feels are real
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>>674550676
fuck
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>>674551304

You'll need to get a tarp.
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>>674548206
Sounds like grandom has a pretty shirt family. Including her
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>>674551355
Its only a website you retard with nothing really exciting going on.
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>>674549010
poignant
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>>674551355
And who the fuck wakes up in bed and comes on fb first thing?
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>>674550339

Disappointed for not experiencing a fantasy that doesn't really exist.
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>>674551754
Who the fuck wakes up in a bed?
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>>674551799
Most of the people, where the fuck do you wake up?
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>>674550339

I'm also disappointed I didn't get sucked up into a tornado and go on awesome adventures with a lion, a tin man, and a scarecrow.
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>>674551662
Yes

>>674551754
I think most people tbh.
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>>674551918
Inside
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>>674551918
i wake up dead, from eternal bleeding
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>>674550523

What's a face book?
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>>674551518
Ditto.
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>>674551839
Aw fuck man, my cat died last week why'd you have to remind me :(

Going to miss the little guy.
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>>674548371
this
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>>674551961
Seriously? Why? What do they do there?
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>>674551355

Do you even time zone?
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>>674548619
>>674549428
If you dont see why its fucked up, you are the problem.
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>>674548547
wew
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>>674551583
Peak zez
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>>674552068
I'm sorry.

I know how you feel.
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>>674551918
In a Folger's cup
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>>674552161
do you even read
>I woke up
>facebook
>10 min later
>4chan
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>>674552145
Book faces

>>674552161
What's that gotta do with it at all?
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>>674552068
I lost Purdey a month ago ..still fells broken without her
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>>674550339
Fuck that hit deep. And I'm a fucking normie (to an extent) so I should have experienced this but... I'm just too shy and too much of a faggot to talk to girls. Huh.
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>>674548547
https://youtu.be/wRRsXxE1KVY
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If dubs I blow my self up tonight
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>>674548862
Haven't read it. Just assumes it's not original. Fuck you.
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>>674550339

so glad this doesn't apply to me. Best sex of my life was 15-23
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>>674552298

You obviously don't time zone.
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>>674551822
Goddammit /b/ I was having a good day before this. I need a tissue
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someone post the "we are two of soul" one
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>>674548206
have you considered the guy might just be an asshole and completely deserves what he's getting
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>>674551097
You are misusing "literally" again. Educate yourself
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>>674551254
You only needed the first question mark.
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Hey, Anon, when was the last time you felt true happiness
Not the fake clown phase you put on for a few hours to make people around you smile?
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>>674549274
I used to hate niggers so much better.
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>>674553507
This is depressing
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>>674552372
FUCKING LOSER AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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>>674553294
every day, bro. Im with the girl of my dreams going on 5 years, now. about to buy a house and get married and have a bunch of children who will be half me and half her.

Life is good :D
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>>674551157
Get this imgur tier shit out of here faggot. Go upvote some shit and cry about Trump some more
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>>674553507

Can I get an explanation?
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>>674553507
what
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>>674553507
Just buy a really expensive custom needle
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>>674553690
he thinks a fucking masonry cutting blade is a vinyl record for some fucking reason
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>>674553688
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>>674548206

Why did he make 72 burgers?
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>>674548206
i wish i could talk with my father just once more. at least for few minutes but i can't. he passed away and now all that's left is memories. i hate myself and it hurts from inside because i didn't spend more time with him. i didn't tell you this because we were TOUGH manly family but i love you dad. sorry for not being the son you wanted me to be.
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>>674553789

Jesus christ.

I don't know anything about vinyl or masonry, so thanks for that.
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>>674553850
cry more, homo.
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>>674553206
Because there's only few of them
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>>674553850
oh ffs same one here
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>>674553908
Look how cute it is when it's trying to be edgy
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>>674553905
lol np. I know nothing of vinyl records (not a fucking hipster) but i fer damn sure know my tools
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>>674550339
I've had all that. Life isn't about love or sex, it's about indulging in the most exciting things you can before your inevitable death. Don't be sad that you never got to experience something that's decent go out and do something amazing instead. Find friends that accept you for who you are and love you no matter what, don't get stuck in self-hatred because you've missed out. Sometimes I want to go back to the old days being with my friends and not my girlfriend but I can't, you still have the opportunity
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>>674554010
Miss your daddy, bitchboy?
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>>674548206
I don't know why but this made me feel bad :^(
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>>674548206
I don't know what to do anymore so I made this for 4chan, just because nobody else seems to be able to help and nobody else seems to actually care. Whenever they talk I just can't shake the idea that they're incincere. To me I seem incapable of trusting anybody or feeling anything.

>Be me highschool
>pretty average guy, average mentality, average looks. Yup your typical under the radar guy
>Like to hang with the nerdy crew since they share my humor and hobbies
>Pretty varied people there
>Femanon appears
>Pretty much 4/10 but appealing and complex personality
>We hit it off really well
>Not really interested in her at all, just as somebody to smoke with on the roof at midnight and talk
>Through natural conversation I find out that her home life is shit
>Abusive father and quiet mother
>On antidepressants
>Don't really know what to say
>"Femanon, I'm really sorry, but I don't know what to say"
>"It's okay anon you don't have to say anything, it's good to just talk to somebody about it"
>Can see in her face that it isn't okay
>Years pass
>School begins to get me down, I don't really change outwardly except to femanon
>Real depression sets in

(Cont)
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>>674554071
Edggyyyyy
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>>674554071
Not the same guy.

My dad is happy and healthy, thank you very much.
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>>674554104
>Spend summer ignoring texts from friends and smoking in my room in silence
>Parents know something is wrong but are so liberal that they don't want to hurt my feelings by talking about it
>Look out the window one evening and see femanon staring at me across the street
>She must have just got here
>Shes crying
>Ohshit.jpg
>Make the single worse decision I've ever made
>Slide the curtains close
>Sob for days
>School starts again
>Connect with femanon again
>"Anon I havn't spoken to you ages! Where have you been"
>Too much of a pussy to tell her that I've been baked out of my mind all summer contemplating suicide
>"My phone broke Femanon, sorry. I didn't know you wanted to talk to me that bad, I'll get a new one"
>Lie, I know. she has dark rings under her eyes and I can see even now she's on the verge of tears.
>She told me a long time ago that she can't really connect with her other friends
>Suddenly realize what her summer must have been like
>All alone, stuck in an abusive house
>Anyway we start chumming it up again
>Find out her parents found her antidepressants and the abuse has been getting worse
>"You're really the only one that's cared about me anon"
>Spend the night on the cold corregated roof of the old farm shed facing the sunset
>She's got her head on my chest and cries silently for hours
>I don't say anything
>Start to get real feelings for her
>Months pass, it's october
>I'm in love baby
>Other than that life is going as normal
>Got my plans for the future
>Heading up to canada for a few weeks to scope out a college I'd been looking at
>Tell Femanon
>I know this isn't going to go well
>She says it's okay she can deal
>It's obviously not okay
>I go with it anyway
>Have you ever rushed somewhere so fast that you felt like everything kind of stood still around you?
>Like time realised that there was nothing more important than where you were going?

(Cont)
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>>674553986
sorry for your loss man.
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>>674551518
>>674552012
Do evil people actively identify as evil outside campy tv shoes?
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>>674553817

At first, I feel'd real hard, but then I laughed audibly.
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>>674550339
You can always dedicate your life to Trump, I promise it will make you happy
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>>674554147
>I got the call in late afternoon telling me that femanon was in the hospital in critical condition
>I fucking burst into the ward tears streaming down my face
>Red faced and screaming for Femanon
>Scare the fuck out of everybody
>I just wanted to see her so bad
>Calm down and they let me into her room
>Stand there in silence as they leave the room
>She downed as many sleeping pills as she could and her heart almost stopped
>I sit by her bed all night waiting
>Longest night I'll ever have
>She doesn't wake up
>Ever
>After they tell me I walk home and sit on my bed in silence
>While they were clearing out her room her parents found the worst thing they could
>Her suicide note was adressed to me
>She thanked me for being the only one there for her when nobody else seemed close
>I wasn't, if I was this wouldn't have happened
>Cry my eyes out for days
>Skip school
>Skip life
>It goes on this way for about a fortnight
>One day I just wake up and I stop crying
>I stop feeling
>It's just like every emotion has fallen out of my life and I'm empty
>Life continues
>I get to my college
>I get to do what I love for a living
>I'm still numb
>Regularly visit her headstone
>No flowers no nothing
>Just look down on the one person that I really cared about

I just can't feel anything anymore. The only thing that's even provoked the faintest of emotions from me has been you 4chan. Thank you, you dirty stinky fucking monsters. I love you.
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>>674553507
Maybe I'm too young to get this
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>>674549010
unless you have Alzheimer's lol
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>>674554024
I want to get to know your tool
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>>674548547
Not Mr. Cena but he would've said:
Proud of you champ..
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>>674549723
You've got a lot of nerve posting that one.
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>>674552242
That bladerunner reference no one will understand, feels old man
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>>674554372
Probably just too sheltered
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>>674550339
Meh, adult life is better
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>>674554372
Are you a fegot? you never saw one of these?
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>>674553605
I should kill myself I know
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>>674548547
Enjoyed that read
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>>674549010
Is that the kkk in his reflection in the middle right?
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>>674554697
No?
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>>674554588
Yea i haven't seen one of those
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>>674554342
Nudes?
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>>674554227
thanks , but what can we do people die...Life goes on
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>>674554697
thats the joke you faggot
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>>674554772
>sucking this much dick
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>>674548206
We have to send best wishes to this man. I'll do it right away.
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>>674553707
It's an angle grinder blade for a power saw
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>>674548206
are you sure that this is a nice guy? Maybe he was abusing the kids or something and thats why they didnt show up.
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>>674548206
Man I feel bad a s shit for that man
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>>674554922
>abusing kids
>giving each kid two burgers
Makes sense
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>>674554898
Well yea i do.
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>>674554104
>>674554147
>>674554342
>>674554838
TOP FUCKING KEK
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>>674554989
Wanna earn 20$?
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>>674548206
I miss my grandfather, he was amazing.

> Be 11 years old
> about to have my 12th birthday party
> grandfather comes over with a cake and ice cream and a box bigger then me
> open box
> it was a brand new Xbox just wrapped up in a huge box
> barely had money to pay for his apartment since my grandma died but payed all this money to be me a system
> as the years go by grandpa slowly starts forgetting things
> start becoming irate with everyone
> decides to buy a computer and joins Facebook
> years go by and we barely speak
> he won't talk to me
> all he cares about are his new $2000 pair of Chanel glasses and new Metallica tattoo

Keep your shit comments to yourself
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>>674554342

betacuck detected!!
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>>674555036
Sure, how?
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>>674555078
;^)
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>>674555078
Oh....
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>>674554847
Yeah, it's a cycle of life. But nevertheless, it's a weird situation where one day you have someone you love besides you and the next day you get to realize that you'll never see him again. I still have problems with accepting it and don't know when i'll accept it completely.
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>>674555117
:^D
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>>674555078
What do you think? Suck my dick
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>>674549723
actually almost cried.
i had an encounter with a goddess myself senior year, unfortunately i beta'd right the fuck out and didnt have a pete to break the ice
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>>674555073
Shut the fuck up Sarah
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>>674555199
Nice dubs
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>>674555073
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>>674555217
Jwkaoebmelajwnoqisi288388
Ohohoho~
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>>674550523
was alrdy posted yesterday fgt
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>>674555277
>>674555199
Nice dubs
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>>674554984
and one of those kids love him. sounds legit.. it's more like the kids are selfish little bastards with no empathy toward anyone but themselves.
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>>674555277
Checked and I fucking love pineapples
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>>674552211
>I don't have to give reasons for being right, you just don't understand
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
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>>674555217

you have the superior version

mind if i save?
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>>674555333
Double trips say it was the truth
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>>674552461
well i have read it you dumb new cunt and it is fucking pasta. eat shit and die normie.
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>>674549010
Lmao
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>>674554697
Black panthers
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>>674548206
Can epic get be mine pls?
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>>674555541
Fuk
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>>674554237
i do myself
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>>674555555
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>>674548862
>>674549340
>>674549641
>>674552220
>>674554418
>>674554662
Newcancer
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>>674555073
top kek m80
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>>674555333
Trips don't lie.
Check'd
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>be me, many years within story (from 9 to about 18)
>just transferred to a new school with my long time family friend/neighbor
>meet this kid named Lonnie
>Lonnie was a charismatic kid lots of people around him always had a girlfriend pretty much a popular kid
>me being the friendly guy I am,befriends Lonnie
>we didn't do much together but we were still kinda close
>for years me and him were in the same class
>but around 7th grade we sort of drifted apart
>after our 8th grade graduation, we went our separate ways for awhile but kept in contact through Facebook
>fast forward 2 years and I happened to pass Lonnie on the street one day
>we have a pretty good conversation, catching up and whatnot
>then all of a sudden I notice a kid who used to bully me even though he was older
>he tries to get Lonnie to fight me but since we were friends he didn't do anything
>somehow he convinced him to slapbox me and we did and had fun for a little bit
>the fat kid who bullied me got pissed we were having fun so he punched me in the back of my head
>I didn't fall but it was a shock seeing as though he should've matured
>anyway we fought for a bit and then I was jumped by the 3 other guys plus Lonnie
>I couldn't believe what was happening
>I thought he was my friend, my brother but I thought wrong
>I took the beating and walked out mostly unharmed just a few bruises
>fast forward 2 more years and I meet Lonnie in a store
>he looked at me and didn't say a word
>that's when I knew I was never really his friend but just some kid he knew and probably only hung out with out of pity
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>pic is my dad
>be me, femanon age 19
>prom date picks me up from home
>get in car, instantly tries to finger me
>scream "HELP!"
>dad runs out
>dad gets beaten & curbstumped
>date drives off
>call 911
>dad now a quadrapelegic
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>>674551754
normies
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>>674549010
I would totally fuck that asian lady doggy style while having a picture of her younger self taped to her back
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>>674555750
You did this to your father. Congrats
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>>674555750
sounds realistic.
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>>674555750
this needs more proof
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>>674554697
Spoopy ghost m8
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>>674548547
kek
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>>674551839
The feels are strong with this one
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>>674555750
did the date get in trouble?
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>>674551822
What the fuck is the poin of eutanasing animals? Pay for something you can do yourself? Plus you cannot eat them once they are full of poison.
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>>674555750
>this pic isn't on google reverse search
>it means it happened
did you at least kill your "date"?
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>>674555750
Aww, and you were just acting coy. Aw well, he'll get you next time.
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>>674548547
>she asked me who and I told her to read the first letter of every line.
Can someone please explain this to me? I'm too stupid to see the obvious
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>>674556092
dunno if trolling but it says andhisnameisjohncena
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>>674556092
ANDHISNAMEISJOHNCENA
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>>674554342
As someone who's researched every single method I could use to kill myself I know for a fact sleeping meds won't kill you.

Any ones that could are prescribed sparingly and wouldn't be prescribed to someone on anti depressants.

I took around 45 sleeping meds once, slept for maybe 2 hours and woke up tripping balls. Saw spiders and wasps all over the room and there was this weird ambient occlusion in my vision so everything looked like a horror film. I thought this was my brain dying but I ended up passing out and waking up 10 hours to my room being covered in vomit and my pot destroyed from what I assume was me smashing the bugs. I also had weird hallucinations that I was using my phone or my laptop but when I looked away they would disappear.

Turned out all otc sleeping meds do is make you sick and trip ball.

Anyway, nice fiction bro.
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>>674555750
i mean. google image didnt return it
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>>674556092
no....you dont derserve it
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>>674556004
For one thing, doing it yourself is illegal
Plus, if you love the animal, and I do realize I'm talking to someone who does not understand the concept, you wanna make sure it does not suffer.
And even if you are certain you can blast it in the head with a shotgun, now your last memory of your pet is a gaping gunshot wound.
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>>674555750
eyyy some rapist that i date wants to give me an orgasm... call 911
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>>674555750
Ur dad looks like he was never the fighting type, he should've at least had a gun or knife. And this pic makes it even worse I feel sorry for him
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>>674556263
I was thinking about hatchet, or snapping neck. Shotgun? You morbid twisted psycho.
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>>674550339
Thank god I didn't miss out on this, and yes oh god yes it truly is the best thing ever, I can still remember my first time she tried to put all of me inside her, she cried with pleasure, the look on her face the noise she made, witnessing the first cock to ever fill her and she did say I love and looked me in the eyes. God it was perfect, I'll never experience that again, but I'm so glad I did.
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>>674555365
You're just proving my point, faggot. It's oj point with posting a selfie of yourself in front of a casket. It's in poor taste, not that someone like you would get that.
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>>674554465
Cause you are the only person who watched it, of course
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>>674553636
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
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>>674551822
I begged my mom to keep my best friend until the weekend when I could come through and visit and have a chance for a last goodbye. He was suffering too much and on Thursday morning they had to take him to the vet, never got to be with him that day.
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>>674548547
shit nigga you got meh
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>>674556435
Just trust me on this one

You should go here and start reading
http://abominable.cc/post/44164796353/episode-one
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Had a dream I was back with my ex last night

I felt happy

And then I woke up and realized it was a dream

Fuck
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>>674553929
And they're always beautiful in every way.
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>>674550339
>posting this on /b/
Nothin' but normies here, friend.
I bet half of r9k don't relate to that by now either ...
There's no longer a place for us robots and cyborgs.
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>>674556830
this happens to me every week or so.
It's usually followed by the worst day of the week.
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>>674551822
/bitch mode - activated.

Thanks asshole now I need tissues.
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>>674556845
where do we belong?
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>>674556988
Not to this word. Thats for sure.
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>>674556435
saw this the day my dog died, heavy stuff man.
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>>674556988
I'm not sure, friend. In fact, we probably do not. At all.
When I first came to 4chan it was because I thought everyone here was like me - different. But .. well, it was already bad then, and it's getting worse now.
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>>674555750
Your dad is a hero, I never knew what it was like to be an happy innocent child because of mine.
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>>674557029
>>674557051

>wake me up when it's all over
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>>674555700
Pussy...
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Saw this yesterday
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>>674548547
pasta but quite cool tbh
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>>674556904
I'm so angry dude

Why do I keep blaming myself when she chose her friends over me. She was so desperate to be a part of that group and I was a problem because I didn't change my fucking life views. I want to punch that controlling shit who brainwashed my gf in the face.

I wish I could redo everything, we both made mistakes but she keeps acting like she's better than me. Like I'm the one who fucked up. How was I supposed to know she was unhappy if she never told me? "Oh just keep working at it", "you have a lot of potential". Who the fuck does she think she is.
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>>674551157

replace step 5 with "throw it in the trash"
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>>674549867
tldr: usuale fake greentext of a dead love
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>>674555750
I didn't know this happened to Danny Aiello! Great actor...
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>>674557295
It seems you mistook me for someone who gives a shit.

SORRY! XD
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>>674551771
>doesn't really exist

Keep telling yourself that, anon.
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>>674556435
cried
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>>674552211
nice meme
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>>674548547
dead memes that were never funny in the first place are my favourite memes
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>>674550676
im a schizoid so have a nice life fags, while people like me go on unfazed and happy being robots, never feeling and never caring, ah the world is my oyster.
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>>674557429
Lol
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>>674555511
>>674555891
Spoopy ghosts of the black panthers? Well alright then my bad
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>>674548206
His shitty grandkids only showed up when it went viral
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>>674548547
Confused
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>>674548547
kekked, neat pasta
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>>674549723
Gahhhj

I feel pretty shitty now...
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>>674548206
fucking first post got me
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>>674550339
>laying on grass
>taking virginity
>enjoying puberty
Jesus Christ, could this be more gross?

You only see beautiful teenage experience like this on TV, but in reality the only feels are those of confusion, emotional hell, misunderstanding, awkward sexual exploration, confusing love with lust, body issues, fear of failure, disgusting bodies and kids trying to act like grown ups.

These are the real feels from someone who's been through that frogposter's story.
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>>674557997
>confusion, emotional hell, misunderstanding, awkward sexual exploration, confusing love with lust, body issues, fear of failure, disgusting bodies and kids trying to act like grown ups.
damn that's just...damn
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>>674548206

Where is the sad part?

My Grandpa is dead...

This old man doesn't even have it that bad.

He has enough resources to cook up a dozen burgers. I have less food in my fridge.

He has a loving grand daughter that came to visit him.

Many people don't have anyone to come visit them.

So there wasn't a huge party... but he wasn't alone. For fuck sake he could have spent some time with his caring grand daughter.

Why does he look so damn glum...

Why the hell would he cook all the burgers BEFORE people arrived anyways?
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>>674548206
Meanwhile the other 5 got molested by him on a weekly basis
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>>674549723
Damn, I'm a grown ass man , and im crying like a lill bitch.
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>>674554071
Lmao

The cringe
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>>674548206
I bet the other grandkids got jobs
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>>674548206
I hope this old piece of ungrateful shit kills himself. You millenials need to stop taking pictures of EVERYTHING you're not that important
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>>674551822
God damn it
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>>674558497
hello mtv generation, sit on your ass watching more shitty "reality T.V"
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>>674556730
Thanks for this dude, been pretty enjoyable
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>>674548206
here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JNyllXJEKY
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I bet I can make you all cry in one sentence.
5 replies and I post it.
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