>>599326832
I'm pretty sure theres a picture of her tits, pretty fucking disappointing tbh

>>599327591
Do you have?

>>599327735
Nah sorry OP, but its out there somewhere

>>599326832
>non porn fap
This isn't the 50s. There's porn everywhere.

>>599326832
Don't think I've ever had one OP

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>>599326832
I fapped to her multiple times. She has big tits, so I came. I never feel guilty after a fap.

I once fapped to the mickey mouse shaped burn on my toast. The toast wasn't tasty.

>>599327884
Wasn't me who asked that.wouldn't want to know im sure they look better when enclosed in a bra.

>>599326832
>Not porn
>misshannahminx
Pick one.

I fapped to the part in 28 weeks later when they're scrubbing down that lady in the detox shower. She's completely naked, but she's also screaming. Her screams were kind of eerie after I came.

Fapped to pictures of my mom at the beach in a bikini.

She died when i was 4

your move /b/

>>599326832
Her face and tits are very fap-worthy.

she's annoying but freaking hot

>>599328678
Fapped to a picture of my mom in a bikini when she was four. She died shortly after the picture was taken. Your move, bud.

>>599328678
Post pics? Just kidding, nobody would actually post pics of their real mom.

>>599328678
Because you didn't really know her, and there's a missing relationship there- not completely fucked up anon.

>once

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>>599328678
Nope

That, anon, is an epic win

I also Fapped to pictures of your mom at the beach in a bikini. then after she died dug her up and fucked her stiff

>>599328509
Ok I'm intrigued. Is there porn of her or at least nudes that you can show good sir?

I dated a chick for a few years then we were in an awkward phase for a while. Not really broken up, not really dating. We were making out and she started grinding her crotch against mine and asking if I wanted to fuck her.

Then she denied me and said she wasn't going to fuck me anymore.

it was such a huge tease I fapped to it for months afterwards. remembering her looking me straight in the eye as she grinds her pussy into my crotch and saying I don't get to fuck her turns me on to this day.

Went through a phase when I was about 13 where I would take a shit and rub it all over my hips and stomach, then fap while looking in the bathroom mirror

>>599326832
I've fapped to her tons of times and felt absolutely no shame afterwards. You're just a fag OP

>>599326832
I also fapped to Minx although to the thought of her getting plowed by 5 black men. It's something I do with other women as well.

What is wrong with her? She's got big tits, a pretty face and gorgeous eyes. Just watch her on mute and fap.

>>599326832
I want to fap to her again. What's she called?

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I uhm, well. It's pretty fucking sad but I only did it once and I really don't know why.

If you've played Zelda: Ocarina of Time, do you remember those zombie-like things in the market place? The redeads? I once fapped to a redead latching onto Link killing him because it looked like he was being raped.

>>599330126
Damn fine titties I really don't know if I could put up with her annoying ass personality but it might be worth it

>>599330218
hannah minx

>>599329339
Softcore

>>599330449
Mah nigga...

>>599330145
>Just watch her on mute and fap.

this OP? are you stupid?

>>599330689
I'm not the only one?

>>599330126
>>599330126
fake


i've seen the other photo with face


sorry fags

>>599326832
>Some years ago.
>Skipped class, didn't want to take a test that day.
>Hung out in bathroom, bored.
>Suddenly horny.
>Well, no one is around.
>MFW, fapped in bathroom stall.
>Get out
>Notice some dude was actually in the stall next to me
>Don't even wash hands, just go.
>Retook test later on
>Got a good grade
>No one knew.
>Feels good man.

I masturbated to the character viewer in Soul Calibur 2. Probably came to every character and Ivy twice.

non porn fap...?

If I'm not jerking it to porn on a computer screen then I'm jerking it to porn in my head.

There is no jerking off to non-porn. What're you? 18?

>>599326832
>whats your most pathetic non porn fap?

Fapping to the idea of you fapping to Hannah Minx.

>>599331257
>fapping to Ivy

Smart man with great taste.

>>599331919
I came to this post

Let's post her most fappable videos

http://youtu.be/q_BbkQ28TbI

>599331130
>lying on /b/

[spoiler]tipsfedora[/spoiler]

>>599332340
I came thinking about the no-face green man in a suit cumming to that post.

>>599332992
tryed hard but couldn't cum to this post

>>599332442
Dancing a shit

This is what you want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57gb1OZGcLk

>>599333150
Came thinking about how pathetic you are.

I once fapped to gay porn. I'm not gay, so it was like non-porn to me. It was a picture of a nuce, juicy, thick cock. Came buckets. Now gay porn is all I fap to and it's like heaven! Pretty amazing since I'm not gay.

>>599333262
Those tits need to be soaked in many loads of black cum.

>>599333901
To bad all cum is white, huh, nigger?

I fapped over miranda sings i dont find her remotely attractive and the voice she does is the most irritating thing it was an angry fap

>>599333651
now intend on cumming fast to go to bed earlier

traps are always a low point.
But damnit, that fucking linetrap. I got into it when we still thought she was a chick, and the thought she possibly wasn't was titilating.

Now I find myself jacking off to her shitty porn and wondering what went wrong with my life.

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Sometimes I like to fap to Tori Spelling's big fake tits.

Just.. cause she's so undesired I guess.

>>599333676
Is it that obvious this was B8?

who is that

>>599335186
Sympathy fap?

You make me proud anon

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This evil bitch.

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>>599332247
Thanks bro. I'm pretty sure I don't actually regret it.

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>>599326832
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U5LTgTGPFKc

>>599334447
Shut up. Those pretty eyes need to be reddened from her choking on multiple black dicks. Her tits drenched in sperm.

>>599332442
Holy shit I always assumed she was a fat chick with tits like hers. I'm impressed but also less attracted to her now that I know she's not a chubster.

Fapped to May from Pokemon and it wasn't even r34

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>>whats your most pathetic non porn fap?


Jerking it to cum tributes.. so ashamed.

>>599326832
giger art

feelsgoodman

>>599337119
I did that a couple of times but they were tributes to my fat wife who I was pretending to be online so I don't think it's actually that gay.