i'm browsing /b/

this really doesn't make sense, anyone can spend any amount of time writing or thinking and simply say it was ten secods.

I'm not hiding. Being normal owns.

Sorry you're an anti-social retard.

>>598969628
I was invited to speak at this event: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FseKcahmDiA

i have aspergers, fap to loli and wincest, have a hatred for MLP

>>598969628
i use the term normie

>>598969628
I'm a huge faggot and please reap face.

>>598969628
I have an IQ of 160, normals make me sick.

>>598972160
>i have an IQ of 160
back to reddit with you

>>598969628
have no friends cause i tried to warn them about the jews

>>598970473
>have aspergers
>hatred for MLP
Pick one.

>>598969628
I watch anime, play dating sims, spend most of my time in my room. Fap to hentai almost exclusively, and I have a waifu.


>>598970050
With the way /b/ is now this is more in your favor of being a normie.

>>598972758
I already have a reddit tab open m8, looks like the joke is on you :)

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>>598969628
I truly believe in socialism.

>>598969628
I browse trap threads :^)

>>598973130
seriously, i hate kids shows (modern ones anyway)

>>598970451
I fell asleep.

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I get dubs :^)

Nani? Baka op-sama I am not a normie desu

>>598974105
no dubs.

normie detected

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Franklin and beyond is my favorite anime from the last two months that has under 3000 views in all

>>598969628
I own a chromebook and I'm using ever-note to botch better programs on it. Also i don't even use chrome on it, only firefox with a shitton of custom plugins

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>>598969628
I have a 12 inch schlong and every store I go to I make sure to edge the head on to the counter while im purchasing something

I never understand references to movies or popular culture.

>>598969628
>26 year old virgin
>fap to Fuck ton of hentai
>listen to only noise music
>still play yu-gi-oh

>>598975048
>not getting a thinkpad

>>598973680
why aren't you a communist, comrade? socialism is the transition stage

>>598969628
Give me your fucking money

I bought an aftermarket cooler for my PC.

i just gave $1400 to american express. now im only 6000 in debt

>>598975456
Nigga please, I built my own pc

>>598975382
back outside, nigger

>>598975727
building your own pc is normalfag territory now

My only friends are anons on the internet.

>23
>full time job
>have had sex with 2 women
>been on 4chin since 2007

Wow.. I'm actually pretty normal for the most part

I guess therapy works

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>>598975295
>300 dollars
>7 second cold boot
>32gig solidstate
>i3 CPU with 4 gigs
>only task it needs to run is a browser
For the money this thing is exceptional and it's half the price. I thinking of rigging it inside of an old Toshiba T3100 for dat IBM keyboard.
I'll get a touchscreen when I want to reset up my Star Trek NG rainmeter.
>did I mention I'm not a normie?

I go to college, work a regular job, live with my pretty girlfriend and cat, cook my own meals, am not in debt, and occasionally play PS2

>>598976599
>ps2
Fucking what?

>>598972758
Only 160
Pleb

I have Aspergers, like anime, have no friends, have no facebook, accepted a long time ago I would never reproduce/get a girlfriend, craft gunpla, ahegao when I ejaculate, sniff my sisters used panties, rub my unwashed balls on her stuff when she's not around, take cold showers, sleep naked, yell random shit, etc.

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>>598973680
Anyone that believes in minimum wage is a socialist my friend.

>19
>no education
>work 70 hours/week
>spend spare time on 4chan
>collect action figures
>been on 4chan since I was 12

I actually get super feels when I think about leaving this place. You guys are really my only friends. Even though you hate me.

>>598977400
Nice get, anon.

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>>598977400
hate? yes. But we respect a brother in arms. God speed with your shitty life anon, hope you can catch a break.

>>598976193
former underage banned

I've gotten dubs on every board except /hm/lgbt/mlp/ and the other gay boards.

I can kegel 75 pounds. 3 sets of 40.

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i can stay hard while scrolling through 4chan and come across gore and other gross stuff. i repeat, i stay hard.

>>598976286
>knows a little about computers
>post on /b
>wow not a normie

>>598969628
>Frequently have fantasies of close friends of mine harshly sexually dominating me, to the point where on more than one occasion I have came while imagining my best friend slapping me on the face for not sucking his cock right.
>My sole motivation for getting a drivers license was so I could go to a convention in my Steven Universe Cosplay
>Routinely invent scenarios of absurd power for myself and my friends, but to be fair I usually either give everyone else in the fucking world similar powers in these fantasies, or severely limit my own powers with drawbacks to my existing powers

>inb4 autistic
I know you won't believe me no matter what I say but I am simply not autistic, I have a large circle of friends who are lovely and not trash like me.

>>598979725
>trash like me.
jesus thats harsh self talk

Listen, I'm not a normie, but there's nothing wrong with normies. It's normalfags, who bring the normal, and say shit like
>thats weird
>ew
and that kind of shit that are the problem.

>>598980012
Dude I'm 18, live at home, and my current method of escape from my purgatory of masturbation and self starving is the navy. That's my whole plan, in a circle of friends in collage with bright futures and busy, exciting lives. They're not exactly in heaven, if anything they have it worse than I do as far as difficulty in daily life goes, but my escape is coming through selling my soul, not hard work, and the seeds I've sewn will be my harvest. I'm not a normalfag, but that's not always a good thing, anon.

>>598980012
My brother always beats up on himself like this. It kind of annoys me but everyone loves him and he has a qt gf.

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A picture is all i need.

>>598980652
Normie detected.

>>598980652
You could be one of those
>OMFG SO HAWT
nerd guys the media keeps trying to convince everyone are TOTALLY a real thing and not an invention to keep the unpopular spergs of the world from losing all hope.

>>598974105
denver the last dinosaur

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I take a lot of hallucinogens

>>598977400
works ?

we got a normie here

>>598980567
holy shit dude, are you me?

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>>598972160
>Bragging about your IQ
Wow such Dunning-Kruger Effect

I keep a list of blackmail material for people I know, because leverage is useful.

>>598979006
There's people that can't?

I have no facebook because I can't be bothered to respond to all the random faggots that would message me if I did.

>>598981946
Ha, good one anon. Nobody would message you if you had a facebook

>>598980890
Son, i wont even start with you.

Literally browsing this thread on a macbook pro

>my family hates me
>friend secretly hates me
>no life
>no future
>i often think of meeting ann hirro

>>598981470
Fellow boatfag eh? Good luck man. I know I could use some of that.

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>>598982425
Okay, normie.

>>598980904
I am not too sure how to respond, i average at around a 6.5-7 so i can't be too bad, I'd be more happy if i trusted people and had none shitty teeth.

>>598982781
No, I was in the Army. I enlisted straight outta high school in 2005 to get away from home. It's not like I had the money or desire for college.

what a bunch of autistic shits

>>598982189
Yould be surprised I know lots of people who would message me from clubs I go to but unless im completely fucked on at least one drug I wouldn't be able to talk to them without getting bored as fuck and having to tell them id rather look at pictures of dead people on the internet than talk to them.

>>598982936
Eat some fucking dominoes and play WoW, then have a personality deprived hot chick come and save you from your depressive state of not having a girl to stand in the background while you eat dominoes and play WoW, fagtron.

>>598982850
Heh... poop. Even if i am normal I've vever been treated like it.

>>598983132
Riiight, I getcha. Well, I suppose if you're here now, I'm probably in for the long haul. The ride really does never stop, I guess.

>>598983133
Dubs don't lie.

Whenever I get drunk I'm here.
>TFW alcoholic

i was born before you. but then again i replied.

>>598983552
If your coping skills are as bad as mine were, then it gets a little better. Not much, but less intolerable. After the military, THC helps, too.

I have fairly severe depression, and I started getting a lot of mental health treatment while I was in, that has continued since I've been out. Treatment helps, just a little, too.

>>598969628
I don't shop at Old Navy, like Taylor Swift, think black people are inferior, or play video games.

>>598983671
i thought that was truthful trips?

>>598983757
this. we can be alcoholics together. as long as im not on facebook trying to fuck old coworkers we are gold.

>>598983298
That's just fucking lame as shit. Drugs, party, hike, internet, gardening and many more things are what i enjoy.

>>598983757
Most bars aren't much better. Either they're expensive, they suck, or they're both. Alcohol is cheaper at the store than at the bar, and /b/ sucks but at least its free, and at least you aren't technically drinking alone.

>>598969628

I have steady employment, a wife, 2 cats and 1 dog. I live in the trendy part of the city, in a trendy apartment.

I still fap to traps on /b/ when my wife isn't home and more than one doctor has tested me for aspergers.

>>598984109
this.

>>598969628
>22
>Pedophile
>rich
>asian

>>598983298
Also, forgot to mention, already been there and done that for all the things you mentioned.

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>>598984171
>I live in the trendy part of the city, in a trendy apartment.
I am not there.

>>598983966
See? Dubs did it again, trips are a higher truth.

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>>598969628
I have glorious plans...

>>598984735
the 41 million get that homosexuality is a choice is the highest truth I've seen on 4chan

>>598973130
So, Asperger's didn't exist before MLP?

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I do not like niggers, oh wait that makes me normal. My bad.

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Btw, my surroundings look normal but that's because I'm back at my parents house visiting, I'll be back to looking like human trash in no time, bank on it.

>>598969628
420 blaze faggot

>>598985442
I'm not really sure on the topics, maybe some fags are born gay, other fags just choose to be.

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>>598969628
I am a heterosexual male on 4chan

>>598973680
>not anarchosocialism
Socialism = equally poor
Anarchosocialism = equally rich

>>598970122
Hello new friend :^)

>>598986451
not understanding seizure of state power and productive property

>>598969628
>>598972997
This

>>598986638
>>598986451
not keeping /pol/ in /pol/

>>598986619
You too, friend.

>>598986774
Has it ever?

>>598969628
my mom yelled at me last night at 1am because i woke her up making chili and she said making chili at 1am is not nomal. normal people have 9-5 jobs and wake up at 530 and go to bed at 10. My mom told me last night I'm not normal.

shit that took more than 10 secs but it was close

>>598984055
>tfw drunk
>tfw trying to get with old co worker
Feels bad man

>>598986979
>Feels bad man
like everything else

>>598986941
I like getting drunk and firing up the bbq at around 1-3am.

>>598969628
Listen you faggot. I am not a normie because I co-ordinated mass attacks with 4chan against terrorist organizations. I am insanely smart with an IQ of 183(And not just an inside joke bait meme). I was to multiple 4chan rallies and I have a legit neckbeard. I have purchased 12 trillbies and 4 fedora(e). I do eat cheetos and mountain dew- so don't you ever fucking call me a normie and/or a normalfag or I will go to your house and chop you into bits with my katana. Fuck you, austistic faggit.

>>598987082
Damn rights, anon, damn rights.

I am wearing an ankle bracelet for dui crashing 3 separate times. I'm living at my moms 23 years old no money no friends no gf no fun

I'm also heavily opiate and benzo addicted

>>598987201
Copied for use on dubs threads

>>598987201
Fucking normie.

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>>598972997
>ctrl+f "jews"
yup, that's me.

I am a transgender tanker truck driver from Texas. I'm also a tremendous furfag and I've written books. I had a Hunter S Thompson phase and I sold coke, MDMA, and weed. I also did a fuck ton of shrooms.

These days I've calmed down a get. Got a real job. I haul milk tankers for a livin'. Pays good. Kinda tough though.

Other than that I like to drive motorcycles and I like it when a guy fucks me good. AMA

>>598980652
dude you don't even have acne at all.
get the fuck out of here faggot.

>>598987606
Ever been to canada?
Ever done meth?

>>598987130
everything tastes better past 1am. especially when you are not sober

>>598969628
I spend most of my time in my head instead in the outside world

>>598987901

No, never been to canada-land, ey.

And no. My first roommate out of highschool did meth and he would FLIP SHIT when he was coming down so that was the one thing I swore the fuck off. Dude was CRAZY. Screaming and throwing dishes. One day he pulled all the fucking food and shelves out of the fridge and splattered detergent all over the bathroom. WTF dude was trippin balls

>>598987883
That's because when i get high i like to wash my face. You don't have to be a slob to be weird.

>>598986941
that's not too bad, if it starts happening to you all the time thats when it gets bad.

>>598972997
you seem to be pretty much normal to me anon

>>598969628
i am the dude in the image.
am i a normie?

>>598988169
acne is more than not being a slob.
you clearly don't know the struggle.
you're lucky.
you're a normie.
fuck yourself.

>>598988164
Meth in moderation, my transgendered friend. I've done it a few times, grand ol multi hour wanks.

>>598969628
I fap to furries

>>598988611

MDMA was the way I went.
Man, a good song with bass enough to make you cum on that shit.

I follow Alex Jones actively on facebook.

>>598988816
premium MDMA IS THE BEST MAN THE BEST EVER FUCK DOING ANY OTHER DRUG EVER IT'S THE BEST.

I love guns and my favorite drug is 4-acetoxy-dimethyltryptamine

>>598981946
dude facebook is dumb as fuck fuck that shit.

>>598986354
welcome 1%

>>598989471
More like 95%
Heterosexual females are maybe 1% tho

I'm an aspie

>>598988658
All but the top left and bottom right.
I'm promise. I'm still really fucking not normal, but it's fun.

>>598988478
In the acne department i am lucky, i just get it where it's not seen.

Struggle? Oh yes.. Struggle, i have been, i have seem, i have traveled and I've been the weirdo, the outcast all my fucking life. Spent the last two years living in a trailer 19'×8', where i fell apart and suffered. I am 22 and i already have stress indused grey hairs. The trailer had no ac in the summer and i ran out of propane a few times in the winter, life has been shit.

>>598987082
Yeah, my life is sad

>>598970364
This

Im not a gay trap liker and im not a moralfag

>>598988816
I love to dance on mdma and mda, it was so beautiful.

>>598989093
Bro I love 4-ACO-DMT
Ordered a pretty decent bit of that stuff.
Sad biochemdistribution went down. Found another site but its a bit more expensive.

Most I ever did was .5

i believe in the 33 degrees and I can prove it

>>598989603
Retard.

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>>598969628
*shrug*

I have a full time job learning a trade with my dad.
I live in a nice apartment in a fairly nice area of town.
A girlfriend who loves me more than anything and would be a solid 10 by most anyone's standards, 8 lowest depending on autism standards.
Yet all I do is play wow and get drunk.

>>598969628
i draw scat toddlercon for personal fun and fucked my dog once

>>598990079
I wish i had those kinda toys.

I do not enjoy the smell of shit.
I hate getting salt on my ring finger.
I am ver cautious when walking around corners.
There is no definable "main dish" when i cook.
I am most comfortable when driving in parking lots.

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>>598990417
Look up Exotic Erotics.

>>598977400
>>been on 4chan since I was 12

I think that's the equivalent of starting a meth habit at 12. You're fucked.

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My room looks like a milsurp store.

>>598990797
What he forgot to mention is that he is still 12

>>598970364
this

>>598990711
Hmm, it's tempting. I only ever care for ass play on meth, wana get some really long, sorta big anal beads though.

>>598989681
all while not having severe acne on your face how do you fucking do it m80
i had a grey hair on my chin, i plucked it out and never looked back, boo hoo.
go have severe acne and come back and talk to me, let me tell you it will fuck with you on a psycological level that you think you'll never amount to anything. it is the absolute worst i'd rather have down sydrome AT LEAST THEN YOU HAVE AN EXCUSE TO BE LESSER THAN OTHERS

>>598972997
Sounds like you were being a hero to me bro

>>598991301
Wash yourself you filthy casual

>>598991301
My teeth are fucked, it's gong to take 2500$ to get them fixed, i hate baring my teeth for any reason.

>boo hoo hoo my skin looks like a linoleum floor at a meth lab.

Get ya hormones straight you underage cunt.

>>598973238
What color is your fedora?

>>598991682
I already told him that, he's too fucking stupid.

>>598991880
not that easy i'm over 20 years old i've done a super heavy dose of accutane my acne still rages on you don't know my life you don't know my struggle you're wrong kiss my ass.
sucks about you're teeth thought cannot relate.

>>598989847
wait, what?
biochem went down?
shit, that was my source

pray tell what your new source is?

>>598991301
> severe acne

Must be sleeping on a pillow made of bacon

>>598992139
And the same to you, anon. Just because I don't have your problem doesn't mean I'm enjoying life, by any means.

>>598991682
>>598992041
>wash yourself
people with real acne have more serious problems then washing your face, for me that just makes my skin overproduce oil so i have whiteheads everywhere the next morning.
>hurr wash your face every night that fixes it!!
for a person with normal skin, you don't know what it's like man, do me a favor and when you wake up every morning and look in the mirror and you don't have an agenda of pimples to pop do me a favor and just thank creation that you're so lucky because i'd do alot to just have some normal skin that doesn't react because i had a little too much saturated fat this week or too much sugar and because of that i break out and look like i'm a LEPER
neither of you know shit about what it's like, thank creation ever day for me.

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>>598992022
I found the normalfag.

>>598992022
Purple.

>>598992345
i don't care, my shit sucks, that is all i know.

I'm 6'7" and only wear a men's 6

>>598973680
Me too, mate. People don't choose who they're born as and who they become - they are almost entirely shaped by the people around them, So it doesn't make sense that people should be punished for not being able to become rich

>>598969628
NEET, unironically have a waifu.

>>598970364
>>598989755
>>598991121
reddit's the other way

>>598975201
What color is your fedora?

I've been using the internet since the age of 6, and an internet troll for over 7 years. I don't have any friend, and LITERALLY all I do everyday is jack off, lurk 4chan and play video games. I stay in front of the computer all day, even when I eat. Fuck, I can't even order a fucking mcdonald's meal without being nervous. My own mother still cuts my hair for me, never been to the barber shop and she still brings food to my computer. My family hates me, they think i'm a waste of oxygen. I'm interested in stuff like existentialism, fan theories and such, and can type at 110WPM.

>>598992633
Have you looked into any treatments?

Btw, I'm glad I'm not you.

>>598969628
What about dry jags?

>>598975971
>thinking that is what having a friend is like

>>598969628
in picture tests where they ask you to tell them what you "see", i see fetuses

>notevenkidding.jpg

>>598976599
Freak

>>598969628
> 23 years old virgin
> laughs at efukt videos
> loner, probably failure too

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>>598969628
I spend every waking moment behind a screen shitposting, watching chinese cartoons, playing vidya and/or teaching myself programming.

>>598992709
Ya know what? Fuck. You. You sound like an Asshole anyways, probably one of those people that's ugly AND a shitty person, keep it up, see where it takes you.

>>598993744
Dubs of truth.