story?

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hahahahhaha holy fuck bro

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>>595862016

had long convo of winrar gets, she gave home address, then got blocked. then i drove to hers.

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>>595861934
haha no way! you're still going? fuck this is gonna be good

Fuck it, I'll lurk.

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>>595861934
oh wow, epic thread happening

>>595862313
cheers /b/ro

what do?

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In her driveway. What should i do now? Kinda anxious

holy shit wtf

>>595862663
Find her bedroom window

OH BOY

>>595862663
Smear shit on her door saying you love her

Toasting in epic bread

Shout: OP IS IN DA HOUSE, BITCH.

Just start worshipping her car shouting "ORE WA O CHIN CHIN GA DAISUKI NA'N DA YO"

>>595862877
this

>>595862892
Gibe da pussi b0ss

>>595862892
this. Do it without a shirt

>>595862313
you guys are eating this? come anew b

>>595862663
fuck her in the ass, remember to wear a mask to protect your identity

bump for potential

>>595863152
and a condom to protect you from poop

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>>595862704
Looks like we have a winner. Too high to climb up to... hmm what else can we do

go to her room,tell her that if she doesn't suck your cock you will make your entire family fuck each other. You have a gun don't you?

>>595863297
throw your poop to her window

>>595863297
Find a window with someone you can spy on

>>595863297
I think you can make the climb

Jizz on a piece of papar, wrap it around a rock and throw it into her window. Run like a mofo.

>>595863297
cover your face and throw a brick or large stone through her window, when she comes to the window/comes out say "i'm going to kill you." and leave

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>>595863297
hollyyyy SHIT this is getting good. bless you OP you ballsy fucker

>>595863297
ring the bell and tell her parents that the taxiboy arrived. "Who's the fortunate lady? the mom or the daughter? Or maybe both?

>>595863297
Use the wololo shout to enter your planar form. Then proceed to her bedroom while ethereal.

>>595863458
This

I think op is gonna end up jailed tonight

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just reported this, have fun in the pokey

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>>595861934
Top kek

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Toasting in epic bread

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>>595863630
YOU FUCKING CUNT

Its actually just OP's house. You have a lovely home.

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Fuck being close to these windows is freaking me out. Hope she and whoever are asleep

>>595863522
This. Dubs have spoken

>>595863630
I just reported this to the CIA. Have fun in the clank you sick faggot

>>595863818
What time is it there op?

>>595863818
enter

>>595863818
draw with a sharpie in the window: "could you possibly give me a hand?"

>>595863818
Steal their grill>>595863839

>>595863947
1:41 am bro

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>>595863818
bust a nut in her mailbox

>>595864051
Damn, where are you?

kidnapp her,fuck her in the name of allah

Make a lot of noise and break some windows/doors, then leave some kind of message somewhere threatening her... turn it into a STalker/Slasher movie kind of feel, scare the ever-living shit right out of a bitch.

Calling bullshit here. I am on mobile and it's a pain in the ass to post no matter what app you use.
op is a fag and this is staged.

can someone tell the story of this, jesuschrist

Write on the windows, all of them, different messages on each of them each as ominous and as creepy as the last

cover your face, shit on the doormat and leave

>>595864200
Dumbass

>>595864231
read the thread its at the start

Come back with some rib eyes and just start cooking on the grill. Offer some to the police when they come.

bumping this bait shit

>>595864200
You must have a shitty phone, your poorfuck.

>>595864066
holy kek

If you don't freak the fucking shit out of this girl and her family OP, then you're a waste of life.

Start singing come by are my lord and chalk a pentagram with a stone on the floor

>break in
>quietly find her room
>take pictures of her while she sleeps
>go to parents room
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>595864643
dress as a muslim and fuck her entire family in the ass

>>595864741
kek'd

>>595864741
my sides, anon

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Quick selfie while im here

>>595864895
lol bro do something great for us

>>595864895
You look like an ghost

>>595864895
OP ARE YOU A GHOST?!

>>595864895
The fuck kind of shoes are they?

>>595864895
shit on their doorstep

>>595864895
Who the fuck goes on covert ops in Orange board shorts?

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>>595864895
you look like a tool, faggot

>>595864895
shit OP's a ghost

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The dumb bitch left the door open! Alrite, im shaking right now, but im going in. fuck here we go

>>595865007
>>595865044
OP's not a ghost, he's a phantom

>>595865162
top kek, also dubs here

>>595865208
rape her and record it!

>>595865044
>>595865007
Exactly, he did as dubs intended. See >>595863522

>>595865208
Fake fake fakedy fake.
Nice filenames tho

>>595865306
Hahahahaha no

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>>595865208
fuck this is getting intense

>inb4 it's OP's house

>>595864718
>Start singing come by are my lord

Kek

OP, don't be stupid and rape her or some shit. If you can, find a spare key to her house somewhere.
Also, if she has any tubs of things in her fridge/freezer, scoop them out, shit in the bototm, and then put whatever you had scooped out back into it.
Shit would be cash

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There is no kek as top as this

>>595865208
Put your phone on silent, text her from under her bed, wait for her to wake up, tell her you like how pretty her feet are, when she looks under the bed do crazy shaking lunge toward her.

>>595865450
upper decker baby!

That's probably his own house.

>>595865525
Such this

>>595865680
Maybe

>>595865525
This

>>595865525
even better,take pics of her house from the inside,pics of her,everything. and text her tomorrow. "You look like an angel when you sleep"
that's top tier scripting for a movie>>595864895

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im in. now WHAT DO

>>595865450
THIS OP THIS or shit on the dining table

>>595865810
you timestamp the shit you gaylord

>>595865450
This

>>595865810
this: >>595865797
Or wake her up with your dick in her mouth

make spooky ghost noises

>>595865810
gtfo, ring the bell. tell her you were just walking by and saw the open door.
shell be thankfull and sucking your dick in no time

kill her parents. put a note that says: "Did I behave well?"

leave an upper-decker in the water tank of her toilet

>>595865810
sharpie in pooper

write REDRUM all over the fucking place, put on some hardcore death metal and get the hell outta dodge

>>595865810
go to her room and cuddle

>>595865810
Timestamp you cunt

>>595865810
cum all over

>>595865919
This

>>595865810
kiss her,like in the disney movies.Right? right? so pure innocent love

Cum on something

>>595865810
reorganize the drawers in her kitchen in a way that is entirely frustrating and illogical

piss in her face

LOOT THE PLACE AND BURN IT

to prove you are not wasting our time

timestamp

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>>595865919
Yeah because i brought pen nd paper with me you fucking faggot!! found her fridge, should i have a glass of milk, or..??

>>595865810
get drunk and fall asleep in the couch

>>595866360
This

Go to her bedroom take a photo of her
AND TIMESTAMP IT YOU BITCH!!!!

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>>595865810
pee on EVERYTHING

>>595866360
kek. i second
>wake up
>find utensils in oven
>whole contents of fridge under sink
>bread in fridge

>>595866458
you are not going to fuck her,aren't you?

>>595866458
Find a pen and a paper you faglord

>>595866458
Spill the milk all over the ground

cum on her

>>595866458
tf kinda brand of milk is so good? Lmfao

>>595866209
this, also get a blanket and pretend you're a spirit but instead of saying "boo" or something like that you are going to say "im gonna be inside you" then left the house before getting your ass kicked

>>595866458
milk in her face ;)

>>595866655
dub dubs

>>595866458
Why do the file names say snapchat?

timestamp using the milk on the floor or a table you cunt

>>595865810
>grab knife
>kill yourself
>put knife in her hand
>frame her for murder

>>595866601
That English though...

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>>595866593
>bread in fridge

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>>595865162

>>595866734
kek

>>595866726
He takes a photo with snapchat then saves it then doesn't send it, fast way to take pics if you never have done it

where is this? guessing amerifags but i do hope you run fast as hell if they got shotguns ready

>>595864231
The girl is his cousin who wanted to stop having sex with him. OP got mad flipped out so the cousin moved to her aunts house. OP got the address and now outside.
>Lrn2lurk

>>595866458
At least leave the milk out, bake a cake or some shit

>>595863297
Feking bumping.

>>595866734
my sides, are no longer

Glue the bread to the ceiling

>>595866458
take a shit in the oven and turn the oven on


and btw THIS YOU FAGGOT
>>595866733

>>595866833
Oh really didn't know that

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>>595866871

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>>595866968
this

>>595866458
empty all the liquids from the fridge on your head,go to her bed and hug her

steal something small and not valuable but personal. you'll look at it later.

>>595866458
spill all the alcohol, burn the house to the ground.Make it seem like an accident

One item left on each stair

>>595867000
checked

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>>595866603
Found some, done. Fuck i need to piss

cut her throat and then rape her

>clean entire house quietly
>water plants
>take out trash
>do laundry, quietly
>iron everything
>put it in its designated drawer
they'll never know what hit them

>>595867226
Leave that there

>>595867226
ausfag?new zeland?

>>595867226
Leave her a note saying "Bitch better unblock me"

>>595867226
>take pics of her asleep
>message them to her in the morning
>fap
>profit?

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>>595866458
>cauliflower
>milk
>looks like a marinade
>lifters/gainers fridge
>either it's OP's fridge or there's someone bulking in that house

>>595867226
holy shit i havent been this pumped since i threw my grandma down the stairs

>>595867255
>rape her
>decapitate her
>possibly not in that order

>>595867226
where the fuck are you where its February 2nd already?!?!

>>595867313
Underrated post

>>595866724
the trips have spoken

Guys. Guys calm down. It's clearly his own house for fuck's sake.

It's probably OPs house

> take a shit
> hollow out the bread
> leave shit in bread
> ???
> profit

>>595866871
I lost too hard to this

Anyone screencapping this?

>>595867615
>>595867658
This

>>595864895
head and shoulders pic.

>>595867313
this and get a key to repeat it

>find lemonade mix
>piss into it
>leave in refrigerator
>???
>profit

>>595867495
new zeland? or somewhere on the pacific ocean

>>595867723
>take a dump in toilet
>don't flush
>leave

SHIT IN THE TOASTER!! do it fag!

>>595867765
no this is fake as fuck
>>595867869 winrar

>>595867956
she might here the plops

took a risk and opened door and found toilet, really needed it

Swap all fridge and freezer contents

>>595866458
leave timestamp,destroy everything

>>595867723
This actually sounds like something OP should do, for the lulz.

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>>595868109
forgot pic

>>595866458
Take a picture of her and her family if it's her house, faggot

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>>595868068
>never used toilet paper silencer trick

>>595868304
this

>>595867956
>hear plops
>someone wakes up
>finds him shitting there
>french fried when he should of pizza

>>595868288
>lights on
confirmed fake

This is obviously fake.
No one gives out their address and then leaves the door wide open.
Also >>595862313 is very clearly edited.

>>595868288
Damn motherfucker, don't you drink water

Post pictures of family photos

you're on her house, steal panties faggot.

>>595868288
where is orange shorts

>>595868288
>>595864895

When did you change your white shoes?
Get back to your cave, troll.

gggggggggggggggggrrr8 bbbbbbbbbbb888 mmm8888
PROVE ME WRONG FGT

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>>595868402
good point anon

>>595868411
that's how it looks on iphone 6

>>595868545
>shoes
good point. fuck i really thought this was going somewhere

>>595868288
you dehydrated mother fucker

>>595868411
yes op is just an idiot at his own home, no more

>>595868744
Its obviisly dirty white shoes you fucking pleb

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>>595868288
>has brown shoes on when pissing
>>595864895
>wearing white crocs outside door

idk is the pissing is fake or the op is a big faggot ether way this /thread is now void

Find her bedroom op, send pic of her

>>595868744
>>595868574
>>595868545
At least he tried hard

abandon thread op is confirmed fag

>>595868545
you're an idiot that pic is a photoshop fron a well know copypasta the head and shoulders guy.
i think that pic was a joke or something.

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alright, bread is in the shitter. She wont like thatm think its finally time to go find her

>>595868744
i think we are all a little disappointed, anon...

Ya post pics of family photos
And why is it night time are your an Aussie?
Spectators, feel sending in FBI reports they will eventually act
Omg this is golden

>>595869055
prove this ain't bait faggot

>>595869055
FAGGOT
A
G
G
O
T

>>595869055
i see potential

>>595865919
Timestamp doesn't matter when OP is just chillin at home anyway.

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>>595869111
Trips confirm disappointed

why is op faggot

This is shit

Prove this ain't bait
Take family photos pics

>>595869544
this you fgt

inb4

>get on the floor
>auntie in bel air

ttl fckin b8

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Isn't vodafone se shitty European ISP? Isn't it in Australia or some shit?

>pic related USA, indiana

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>>595868545
Still wearing white shoes you dumbcunt, they aee dirty and was diff lighting! Now fuck up so i can think of what im gonna do when i approach this slut

>>595869055
op give us some proof this isnt fake

>>595869876
Fap and cum in her bras/hair
Also give us her tits

>>595869876
oh for fuck sake, stfu and "do it"

>>595869876
sheeeeeeeeeit

Make her eat a bowl of eggs

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>>595869876
K op look she knows your there and cops will pull up very quietly and bust you and go to prison.

>>595869876
Stand at the end of her room until she wakes

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>>595870000
Quads demand this!

>>595869876
Is that an ankle bracelet?

spoiler alert: OP is at his house.

>>595870195
troo dat

>>595869876
I don't even care if this is your house. You're putting on a good show OP, keep it up. If/when you get caught, make sure you snap pic of the person before bolting, so you can post proof once ur safe.

>>595870161
so much kek

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End this awful thread

>>595870195
Dumbass, why would OP throw bread into his own toilet? Think before you speak

>>595870309
He looks supreme

>>595869876
Take pictures of her sleeping. Hide under her bed. Text them to her. Say "you look beautiful when you sleep". Wait for her to get up and look around the room. Get out and try to get in her bed and cover up. Wait for her to lie down again and turn off the lights. Say "I want you inside me" hahahahahahah

>>595870097
This. And nothing but this.

>>595870315
For the lelz you dense fuck

finally an OP delivering again

>>595870269
this
and now shit in the oven

>>595870297
if i get dubs this happen

>>595870315
For his internet friends ;^)

>>595870412
lelz?
bread in toilet is not lelz

shit between the couch cushions

Warning, soon can't bump anymore. We need a new thread.

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