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Shrek would win

Just look at that lion, he's all like "nigga I don't give a fuck". He cold as ice, suns don't stand a chance.

ligers

>>595241590

Shrek, our Ogrelord and Savior, always wins.

>He is Ogrepowered

imho 1 trillion suns would collapse into a black hole under the weight so lion wins without even trying

>>595241377
Lion gets sweet Serengeti pussy. Suns get lonely vacuum. Lion win

What are the suns going to do?? Nourish him to death?

>>595241377
Lion will evolve and build a space rocket to gtfo of earth before the suns explotion.

>>595241377
If the lion took up a defensive position. The lion is going to die of old age with a belly full of niggeroos.

The suns might have won the war but the lion won the battle.

>>595241377
win in what? a fight ? pie eating contest? poker?

>wait til night time
Lion wins by default.

Infinite suns exist
Lion is winning

>>595241998
lol, and go where when a trillion suns explode? Lion would never escape death.

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>>595241377
Lions. they attack at night when their vision is best.

>>595242100
a hugging contest with god

1 trillion suns would win you fagots

>>595242584
FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING SWINE I HOPE YOU DIE.

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>>595242584
how? suns arent sentiant they cannot tacticize or plan ahead. they will just die of old age before the lion

>>595242360
To a new planet they discover in that time lapse.

>>595241377
I mean, that's a lot of lions.

i'm sure that a lion can beat anything, unless shrek, of course

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>>595242584
yeah i am gay, bat hay stop outshining the fun with your brightness you need a little random rains to see a rainbow

>>595241377
Lions get to have sex
>Lions already won

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>>595243282
single lion
Lions
>pick one

>>595243282
what lions? there is only one, meaning unless he can masturbate, he cant do anything the sun cannot

>>595243282
>implying the sun isn't just a cosmic orgasm lasting billions of years

>>595243524
>implying the sun has a mane

>>595243853
implying you can prove a star is alive

>>595243492
That's a nigger lion

>>595241377
1 trillions suns mass will bee too dense that it'll cause a rip through the worm hole leaving the lion victorious.

lion is viscious how can the suns even stand a chance

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>>595243925

what would you call a corona, faggit?

>>595242838
>suns will die of old age before the lion

So what happens to our sun every 20 years?

Seriously guys. Win at what? Is there a fight between these trillion suns and the lion? Is it a brightness contest? explain this shit.
If it's a fight then there is no contest between the sun and lion. I would almost be willing to bet that even a one half of a sun cut into two pieces could destroy a lion. What is a lion going to do? Bite it? Motherfucker the sun is over 1000 Degrees Fahrenheit.
TL;DR
This meme is gay as fingerbox and you are all unfunny

>>595244720
A corona, you retard.
Not a fucking awesome mane.

>>595245000

I came here to laugh at you, but then I saw those rockin' trips so now I agree with you.

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>>595245000

you stupid fucking faggot, its not one lion vs one sun, its a trillion suns vs a lion where the outcome depends on greater laws of physics of the universe so you cant say for sure.

have you ever observed a trillion suns ? if not how can yo ube so retarded

>>595241377
There is only one lion so any hope of lions multiplying is out of the question.

Lion lives its life and dies while the suns don't even notice.

Before lion dies it writes a sweet folk melody about love.

Suns live a billion years and don't even learn to play guitar even though they always wanted to.

Lion wins.

>>595244899
the terrible secrets of space

>>595241377

Lions. Allow me to elaborate:

Physics says that everything must have mass, we can therefore infer that if something has no mass, it must not exist. The sun has no mass, as evidenced by the fact that it floats. Things with a lot of mass do not float. If you throw a rock in a lake, it sinks, it doesn't float. Therefore, the sun has no mass. Ergo, the sun does not exist.

Lions exist.

Lions win.

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>>595245222
The prophecy has been fortold

>>595243853
>implying the sun isn't mostly hydrogen and helium
>implying life can form without water
>implying life doesn't need carbon or possibly similar metals

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>>595245000
>>595245222
>>595245444
>>595245455
There is no denying now

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I need opinions also

>>595245444

You need to define a reference frame, you cant just say its not moving cause nothing is moving in relation to itself.

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>>595245628
You are a homosexual - go lick an anal butthole.

>>595245455
and then dubs?

>>595245568

>implying sun cant fuse carbon

>>595245444
>Float

What exactly is there to "float" in out in space? By your logic the Earth has no mass and thus doesn't exist so therefore lions can't exist.

>>595241377
Where is this being fought?

If in outer space, the suns would have the home field advantage and would probably win.

If in Africa, the lion would have the home field advantage and would probably win.

>>595246146
But that's silly. The earth is made of rock. Rocks are heavy, therefore they must have mass.

Don't be retarded.

>>595246184
Well it can't be in Africa otherwise we would all die. So we need to put the fight somewhere else.

>>595245852
Prove it.

>>595246058
>implying the minute amount of carbon created by beryllium and helium is the majority of the suns 1.989x10^30 kg mass.

Lions are apex predators, that means they kill fucking everything and nothing in nature preys on them.

When's the last time the sun's killed anything? I'm not talking pussy shit like skin cancer or exposure, I mean straight up ripping some shit's jugular up.

>>595246380
The Earth orbits the sun due to gravity. The more massive an object the stronger the gravitational field, as the Earth orbit Sol, it is obvious that the Sun has a much larger mass.

>>595247620
But it doesn't cuz it's just gas. Gas is weightless.

>>595247795
>Law of conservation of mass

The Earth was formed by gas and dust, therefore gas has weight.

>>595241377
This again, eh? Fine, I'll bite.

>Neither capable of traveling to the other.
>No fight possible.
>Stalemate.

>>595248113
But it's not gas anymore, it's rock now. When it was gas, it didn't have mass, but now it does because it's rock.

The sun is still gas.

Gas always has mass. If something exists, it has mass.

>>595247795
holy shit the amount of retardation in this thread

>>595241377

niggers would lose

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One lion would be instantly vaporized by a trillion suns' energy at the current sun's distance away from earth.

>>595248548
Exactly my point.

The sun does not exist.

>>595248631
It's science. Read some books.

>>595248315
I know this is bait but I am lonely so I am pretending that we are having a meaningful argument. Only the crust is rock the rest is magma or metallic.

>>595248984
Metal is heavy too

>>595248631
>1005+1010 no identifying b8
lurk moar newfag

>>595249224
What do you breath?

>>595241377
it depends. is it a jungle competition? if so the lion would win.
If it was a 'who can shine brighter' comp, the sun would have the edge in that match.

>>595249518

OP here. You're a fucking retard. It's one trillion suns, not one sun.

>>595249510
Air

>>595249518
This.

Who would win what?

>>595241377
There are already 1 trillion suns in existence...

So, since only one of them seem to actually be doing ANYTHING to that lion... I can then say that those suns have already lost.

That means that our Sun is it's only competitor.

1/1,000,000,000,000 Suns are actually doing ANYTHING.
The lion already has a massive lead over it's opponent.
Unfortunately, the lion has a limited lifespan, as we have seen with other lions... and our sun shows no signs of going away...

So, since 999,999,999,999 suns lost to one lion, I say it's a victory for the lion. There will be many more lions in the future, and who knows, maybe one of this lion's kin will see the end of our sun and win.

>>595249689
Which is?

>>595249900
Gas?

>>595249878
Yeah because we have actively explored more than 1 system already.

>>595250086
So therefore?

>>595250130
What does our exploration of other systems have to do with anything?

We know for a fact that there is at least one lion on Earth, the one OP is referencing...

We KNOW there are over a trillion stars...

Why would we have to explore any of them..?

>>595250255
I'm not sure where you're going with this. You can't put stuff with mass into your lungs, you'll die. That's what happens when you get pneumonia, your lungs fill with fluid. It's a bad thing.

>>595250626
Oh misread that, I thought you said since only 1 star is doing anything, missed the "on the lion" part the first time

>>595250650
But air is a gas, so therefore is doesn't exist so we don't breath, and thus no oxygen is entering our blood stream, so no life exist and we are all fake.

>>595251262
Just because it doesn't exist doesn't mean we don't breathe it.

>>595250985
Oooh okay then.

I figured you either misread something or were attempting to troll, in which case, if you were trolling, you would've done a fairly good job.

I wasn't expecting your response and just sat there like, "W-What the fuck does that even mean? Where's your god damn angle on this?"

10/10 for accidentally rustling my jimmies, though.

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>>595251498
Fuck this shit, spiderman thread

>>595245568

>carbon is a metal

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>>595251606
10/10 for not flipping shit

>>595251796
That's right. Take your ball and go home.

Your just butthurt because you don't know science.

>>595251890
Everything living on Earth is made from carbon

>>595251890
Your point is?

>>595252224
That's wrong. Diamonds are made of carbon. Are you saying I'm made of diamond?

>>595252744
Everything living is made up of carbon. Diamond is pure compressed heated carbon. You are not diamond because you are not pure carbon.

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>>595241377
Aren't there an infinite amount of stars (suns) out there now? And is there not at least 1 lion alive right now? Is that one Lion alive when an infinite amount of suns exist at the same time?

Lion:1 One trillion Suns: O

>>595245852

its more of a branch really, see how it branches off?

>>595253012
But then logically, if I set myself on fire, I'd turn into diamond.

>>595252224

firstly, there is arsenic based life on earth also, secondly carbon is not a metal, friend.

one lion or one trillion suns????????

>>595253387
You're missing the compression part. You got the heating part. Sadly, the little carbons inside you wouldn't become diamonds though. They're mixed with other stuff.

>>595253666
So then, if I set someone on fire and put them in a trash compactor, they'd turn into diamond?

C'mon, man. There'd be criminals doing that shit all the time.

Well, lions can eat pray much larger than themselves so..

>>595253945

http://www.lifegem.com/

people turn their loved ones dead bodies into diamonds all the time.

>>595247573

Humans prey on them. As do hyenas sometimes if they're cub lions or wander off alone. There's a reason why lions have to stay in packs, and it ain't because a lion alone is fucking tough.

>>595254167

you got an example of a lion swallowing an elephant whole there, champ?

>>595253945
But the carbons wouldn't become diamonds anyway. They're too mixed with other stuff like blood and organs. But either way, not enough heat from regular old fire, and not enough pressure from a trash compactor.

>>595254347
Ok, but still, lions tear shit up. The sun don't do shit.

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>>595254372
I guess I meant hunt instead of eat.

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>>595241377
Is that even a question?

>>595247573

On my recent 6 week vacation to the core of the sun I saw it angrily rip through 41 people, myself included, as we were torn apart by tidal forces whilst flying into the star. Oh wait, I guess that means I'm dead. So how am I typing this mes

>>595253074

There aren't an infinite amount of suns. The universe is finite.

>>595254688
But then who was fone?

>>595254546

It made Earth. The sun at one point was a bunch of swirling shit, it condensed and spun and what splintered off and grouped together would eventually form us. Without the sun powering the ecosystem for billions of years there would be no lion.

>>595254744

it might not be, we dont know enough about it yet. The observable universe is something like 80 billion lightyears, but there's more out there that we cant see.

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>>595249878
you just got inside my folder

It would take a really long time for those suns to develop right, and during those billions of years, the lion is evolving. By the time these suns all exist, that mother fucker has already transcended into a 4th dimensional being capable of harvesting them for energy, if he even has use for such a fucking thing.

>>595254981

We know the universe is expanding, though. That means that there is an end point somewhere. To expand there must be an edge that is going out further. If we could travel fast enough we could hit the edge of the universe. The visible universe is like a dime on the earth or something and what we can actually see (not even including dark matter), is a tiny, tiny fraction of the entire universe, but there's an end somewhere.