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This is gonna be a long one guys, buckle up I need some serious advice. I promise you that this will be the most interesting thing on /b/ at least for today.

Longtime /b/ lurker about 10 years now first post in a longtime

Here's my situation.

Me: 5th year senior in college, 6' 220, no self confidence (anxiety, slight depression, self image issues) Virgin loser with a decent income would rate my looks a 3/10
>rewind 8 years
>be 15
>playing cod online all the time
>doing decent had like a 3.7k/d
>eventually join a clan game battles all the nerdy shit you do when your a lost teen
>get close to my clan we play all the time
>just about every night, didn't go out very much at the time
>clan had about 8 people in it
>one was a foreign girl about my age
>play all the time with them, and eventually start getting friendlier with her (never seen her only spoke)
>like hopping on Xbox just to talk in a party with her and stuff
>eventually get pretty close and begin to know each other very deeply sharing personal things with each other
>at this point it's all been friendly, flirty, but she was fun to talk to honestly
>and not to mention she sounds like she'd be pretty hot with her Dutch accent
>obviously at this point I want to know what she looks like and vice Versa we share facebooks and hers is very.... Empty.
>I'm not an idiot so this has me pretty worried, under a hundred friends, 4 or 5 pictures, literally nothing on the wall
>but that's not it....
>the craziest part of it all that made me start to think catfish was when I went through her pictures....

Bump with photoshopped shit

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>I scroll through her page and she's literally super hot, like a fucking model. Literally on her page it says she's a model and her photos are modeling pics.
>yeah exactly, catfish alarm
>remember, I'm an overweight ugly dude, but my Facebook page was legit, and hers looks like it was made a week ago
>at the time I'm pretty lonely tho
>I just look over it and figure "what the fuck" not like she likes halfway across the world or anything (spoiler alert: she does)
>keep playing xbox with her and keep talking and skype calling with her (never video calls tho, said she didn't have a webcam but I'd video chat her with mine)
>looking back I guess I wanted to believe... I Guess that's why I kept talking to her
>many months go by
>still talking to her on a regular basis
>only voice calls and chat never vids chat
>we get pretty close at this point
>honestly a very awesome fun personality, I really did enjoy talking with her and she we were, as I've said, very close with each other verbally.
>we eventually start to get on the talk about what if we ever met?
>this is when things really get interesting.....

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Continue...


Sounds suspect af op.
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>>674397437
Please keep bumped as I type if y'all are interested
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bumping for catfish story
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>since we became friends on Facebook shes added only a couple more modeling photos because I was kinda bugging her to video chat or see more pics of her
>remember at this point we've been talking regularly for over a year
>we still play cod occasionally but only really together and not with the clan anymore
>really just skype voice call with her often and such
>we talk about everything from goals, dreams, from meeting each other to just bullshitting- we really get along well and we began to really care for each other...
>months go by and we stay close and one day she calls me
>I answer the phone and she's got news for me
>she sounded excited so I was interested
>the news is she met her first boyfriend and they've started dating and stuff
>bla bla bla bla
>tells me more about him and ends it with a "don't worry I still love you though" and ends the call
>cool news, don't really care but happy for her because she seemed like a nice girl
>fast forward a few more months or so and we're both getting to that point we're going off to college.
>I go to college home in the states and she got into some art school in Amsterdam
>the day she graduates she messages me saying she's got good news for me
>she said that she got a new computer for graduating to do all her class work on
>she ends it telling me that it has a webcam and that we'll be able to video chat soon!
>I think to myself wow, at this point I've talked to her for 2 1/2 years and have seen her 8 or so modeling photos and that's it
>a few weeks go by and she messages me
>"Heyyy do you want to Skype me?"
>you won't believe where it goes from here...

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>>674396942
>>674397408
>>674397821
Copypasta from earlier today
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Bumping for interest
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Cont OP you have intrigued me...
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Anyone reading?? Still got a while to go but if nobody's interested I won't waste my time
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Hmmm....
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>>674397986
Same person faggot just reposting since last nights 404d & I still want some advice
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>>674398067
I am pls cont
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>>674398067
Keep em coming plz
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The tension
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>>674397986
Oh barnacles
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>you won't believe where it goes from there!

Facebook clickbait?
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>>674398067
Invite her to Vegas, if you have a great time, fuck her silly. then decide if you want to stay with her
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>>674398003
Checkd
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>>674396942

sooo you where underage when you started lurking 4chan?
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Post story faggot
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>I say yes and we make plans to skype later that night
>10pm rolls around and she says to me she's ready
>we share info
>then I got the call...
>I answered....
>her video chat doesn't work
>she can only see me and I can't see her
>she says she can't figure out this new computer and blames it on that but claims she definitely has a camera
>30 minutes go by and after trying to help her "figure it out" her camera turns on
>pitch black
>her camera shows nothing but darkness then I can hear some fumbling in the background so I can hear her mic
>the darkness turned into a dark figure
>as the lights adjusted I could start to see more features
>I hear the voice I've been talking to for these past couple years and I can now make up the face... I see a small figure and I ask her to turn on the lights
>lights turned on and I could see the person on the other side perfectly, moving around ever so slightly...
>I can see her, and I can't believe what I'm seeing in front of me
>it's definitely a girl, and I realize that I recognize her face...

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>>674398563
go on fag
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tell us before i cum
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This is b8 ffffuck
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>>674397821
Op, tipe fast or die!
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Why the fuck does nobody type greentexts out before posting? If I wanted to wait a week to learn what happens next I'd watch TV
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>>674398563
Just tell us she was your mom right?
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Jesus op just get to the part about taking the dinosaur for a walk
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>>674398563
Cont nigga pls
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>>674398375
It's not like mods can ban you for fucking lurking underage anyways
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Boi ples finish
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me peni is hard with intrigue
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B8
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This is gonna be a very unsatisfying ending. My tits can feel it
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Cmon now m8
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>>674398780
Nice meme
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>>674399054
tits or gtfo
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Shitty b8
OP not even trying to hide the fact it's b8
OP works for clickbait site
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guess I'm gonna try to get dubs just because I'm bored
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>>674399205
oh, I forgot that everything I do ends up failing, just like my life
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Rolling for dubs
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>>674399308
kek
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>>674396942
CONT
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raller daller
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OP is kill
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op is fagbummer
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>>674399308
Kek
You tried to make a shitty teenaged emo post and ended up failing.
>everything I do ends up failing. Just like my life
The fuck does that mean? Are you dead?
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Well what do you think he sees? I bet the girl was hot.
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>>674396942
>Longtime /b/ lurker about 10 years now first post in a longtime

Implying 10 years doesn't mean you're a newfag

I've been on here since '43, get on my level. Holocaust was a meme
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>>674399557
Probaly saw his sister or some shit
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>>674399481i lol'd like a newfag
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>>674399557
I'm betting fat girl with pretty face.
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>>674398780
It's funny coz OP just did a copypasta from a thread a few hours ago. There is nothing to type out, hence OP is a huge faggot.
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>>674399557
OP's dad, both of em
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Tfw op doesn't pretype
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>"hey can you hear me?" She says
> I'm zoned out, staring at her, processing what exactly I'm seeing...
>petite frame blonde hair big blue eyes
> holy fuck
>holy
>fuck
>Holy fuck it's the girl from the fucking modeling pictures
>right there on the other side of the video camera talking to me
>she's even more good looking on skype, still acted the same and I was shocked it was actually her
>she's literally a 10/10 hands down the most gorgeous girl I've ever talked to...
>like I'm not kidding, she wasn't a 7 and I'm ugly so I'm exaggerating. Not a seven, eight or nine. Like she's a ten. She's a fucking model. And a freaky one too. Literally can't believe what's before my eyes at this point.
>video chatted with her in awe for hours
>couldn't believe it and kept talking to her for hours a night after that..
>nothing serious sparked but we remained close
> but after so long it got to the point where we'd go extended periods of time not talking...
> over the last few years, she continued with the same boyfriend
>at this point they've been dating for like five years, and we're both just living our lives while we keep in touch
>we always talk about meeting and whatnot and we remain very close
>she says all the time how she wishes she could come visit me
>now we fast forward to a month ago
>this is really where I need your help /b/....

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>>674399557
I don't think we'll know unless we pay for a subscription
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>>674399054
*sucks the milk from your titties*
Yup. I feel it too>>674399097
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>>674399557
It was everyone walks the dinosaur
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>>674399783
fuckign fianlly
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Tfw op wont deliver
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>>674399842
Kek
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>>674399783
your story is full of shit, copy pasta, dinasour walk and moms spaghetti
Mark my words b/ this is the biggest green text failure we seen in this decade
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>>674399836
Time to wait. Again.
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>>674399783
>Not your story
>tempted to ruin story by typing the key moments in bullet points.
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>>674400100
Do it
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>>674399842
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All these dubs, call me Leo Getz
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>>674400172
do it
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Hey newfags, this story circulates like at least once a month.
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>one day I'm just working on some class work and that girl messages me saying we should talk again since its been so long
>haven't really kept in touch with her as well as I used to at this point... We're both really busy and just life was in the way.
>I oblige and we agree to FaceTime later that day
>she calls me and we talk
>says she has some good news for me
>tells me that she broke up with her boyfriend
>"he was a douche bla bla bla oh well I'm happy to be single" type deal she told me
>they dated for like years at this point, so I was surprised to hear
>we facetimed for hours that night
>she facetimed me after she went out to the bar the next day
>she's drunk and tells me how much she loves me bla bla bla wish guys near her were like me.. I just keep it friendly and tell her she's beautiful but at the same time I call her a cunt because we're cool like that
>we FaceTime daily for a few days and we talk about how now that we've grown up more we can afford to meet each other..
>at this point, we've grown very close and we definitely both have some kind of feelings for each other, we truly care about one another
>kinda have fantasy talk about meeting each other and what we'll do and how how weird or fun it'll be..
>now here's where I need your help /b/ I really don't know what to do from here...

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At best maybe she'll split up with her bf and drunkenly pity fuck you and regret it for the rest of her life.
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>>674400100
Do it. It will bring me great satisfaction.
Differentiate yourself from OP in posts, though
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>>674400100
Do it fggt
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>>674400172
>they lose touch still friends tho
>gets a call out ofthe blue
>me and bf broke up
>bla bla bla maybe we should meet
>she says she loves him
>wat do?
Fuck you OP
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But fuck it. Finish the fucking story, OP.
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>>674400360
>>674400474
Kek'd out loud
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