cont.

>>593859566
dub story
gonna continue and hope someone reads

>"nothing, my face felt a little dry"
>"at 10:00 pm?"
>"y-yeah"
>"well thats not for your face, it'll break it out you dummy"
>"oh,its cool my face wont break out"
>"whatever just get out im going to bed"
>leave successfully with lotion
>successfully fap, load blown everywhere
>I guess sister forgot about the bottle because like the chinese and the US debt she hasn't decided to collect
>Parents leave to go to grocery store
>time for a glorious dayfap
>get everything ready, blow my load and suddenly
>My sister comes in my room unannounced
>I quickly spin my rolling chair around and pull pants up as if im in the process of changing
>I scream"knock!"
>"Sorry! anon
>I put my pants on and say its cool but knock next time
>Why does it smell like my lotion?
>"oh I just used it on my face"
>Can see sister putting two and two together in her head
>She gives me a look "ok..."
>I tell her to get out
>she does
>Im not sure if she knows but crisis averted
>that is until I looked on the ground and saw my puddle of come in plain sight
>panic mode hard core, pretty sure she saw it
>afraid to go out and confront her
>about to when she comes back in

Cont...?

>>593859566
reading, pls continue sir

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>>593859566
based op pls

>>593860342
keep going you piece of shit

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>>593859566
I WILL KEEP THIS THREAD ALIVE

>>593860342
Of course

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No story is good unless its being read

>Anon do you masturbate
>W-why?
>"My friend says all boys do it, and they all need lotion, is that why you borrowed my lotion?"
>isthisfuckingreallife.esc
>no, I dont do that
>but your a boy and you borrowed my lotion, my friend also says that when boys are done they "cum"
>oh well ok, this is getting weird, how about you guys stop tal-
>anon dont lie, I saw it on the ground!
>aaaaaaand im dead, shes going to tell my parents and im dead fuck me
>anon, I think its gross but ive never seen it happen before
>wtf is this one of those shitty 4chan incest stories
>ok, well get out, go watch porn or something
>she leaves
>Holy shit im in panic mode for eternity
>two weeks later, parents leave for groceries again.
>no, more day fapping since then
>watching tv and boom
>she walks in again with something behind her back

keep it bumpin

>>593859566
She's not my sister so this kind of awkward feel doesn't apply to me. She's cute though.

>>593861759
this is fake and gay

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>>593861759
We're here OP

Keep going!!

>>593862018
so are novels

Extremely fake and a copy cat of the bro's story of how he fucked his cousin. Poorly written.

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Will continue to bump

Post faster

>>593862018

fake, yet i'm interested...

>>593862270
I don't give a shit nigger it's story time

enjoying bread

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bump

>whats up?
>I brought this
>she pulls out a bottle of scented lotion
>its my favorite and I want you to have it
>ummm... thanks
>for your face right?
>y-yeah, will this break me out?
> lol no its safe anon
>"ok, well, thanks, anything else"
>"can you- nevermind"
>"can I want?"
>What the fuck, why did I say that, I dont even want to know what shes about to say
> "well I watched porn like you told me to do"
>Ok get out
>wait anon!
>nope, get out
>Youre going to do it anyway anon, I just want to see
>alright get out
>she leaves
>ive never been so flaccid
>the night is approaching, and as the sun goes down my boner goes up
>put that shit on the tv, and about to wack it with the new lotion and boom!
>and guess who burst through the door at 11 fucking a clock
>before it opens all the way I scream "knock!!"

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>>593859566
Like this? :^)

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Hurry up OP

Bamp

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HEHE BUMP OMG HEHE
:) :) :) :) :**** :-) O:-)

>>593862746
/thread

>>593863173
/thread

>>593863300
/thread

>>593863300
/Thread

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wrapping it up

>door opens
>sister comes in
>oh fuck
>luckily I fap with a cover over me to keep me warm as I fap
>what the shit do you want
>youre doing it right now arent you?
>no
>i can smell the lotion
>she reaches for the cover
>I hold on
>I get the slippy slips, she pulls off the cover
>grate my fucking kneecaps
>I scream what do you want out of panic
>she pauses
>she says nothing
>she looks horrified
>Im confused
>I look down
>I look horrified
>I scream wtf
>My dick turns around and yells Mike Wazowski !!
>I stand up, its attached to me
>What was in that lotion!
>I turn to the ingredients
>"monster madness"
>I looked down
>he smiles
>looks me in the eye
>Anon, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Come on, tell me it's a new haircut, isn't it? It's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in in you that makes you look... so scared
>I scream
>my sister screams
>he fills up his scream bottle
>rips himself from my pelvis and poses as in picture before smashing through my closet door

>>593862270
/not thread

>>593863300
dub dubs

>>593863300
Dubs dont lie

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>>593863447
/thread

inb4 404

>>593863447
/yarn

>>593863491
just came buckets

>>593863491
kek

>>593863685
/needle

>>593863491
wut

>>593863685
/orangatan

>>593863792
/haypile

>>593863491
Hahahahahahaha

>>593863861
>haypile
>
>
>
> PILE

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i thought we will get a good story for a change

OP is a fag fuck you rot in hell you slimy filth i hate you

>>593863491
top kek

>>593863491
Brilliant

this is what it must feel like to have a mutilated cock, don't worry /b/rother soon we will vanquish the cock slicers!

>>593859566
Cutfag detected because Jew dick needs lotion

>>593863491
what the fuck did I just read?

fuck you op.

>>593863491
This isnt the first case of this, there is a support group.

>>593863491
/thread

>>593864132
You're a bit slow aren't ye

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>>593863491
Fucking lol'd my balls off

>>593861759
For the record only cutfags need lotion like a camel needs water or if a chick requests it or uncutfag is really bored.