Ask an FBI Special Agent anything.
>>592884703
do you feel special?
Time stamp, faggot
How does it feel to have a micro penis?
Did you guys ever find Jimmy Hoffa?
Are you an FBI special agent?
>>592884703
How much cp sites does the agency host and fap to?
Why are you posting on /b/, instead of earning your fucking wage by catching criminals?
>>592884703
Why are you a faggot?
must have a tiny dick
timestamp, gun, badge and any medals of commendation
>>592884703
What is running 4chains like?
>>592884795
newfag its not real op is faggot
>>592884703
>how special are you?
>>592884703
do your goddamn job and end the reign of terror perpetuated by your employer
Do you know Chris Hansen personally?
what does
FX00 9001 mean?
>>592884703
Hi, i recently searched lolita in imagefap, am i going to get v&?
Go home Mulder you're drunk.
oh baby a triple
>>592884926
niggers*
>>592884703
this shits old
>>592884703
How cute, I got one of those when I was 6 also.
BTW, real one has a badge number, pleb.
hey FBI man, I got a ton of cheesepizza at my house, wanna come over and get some ?
>>592884703
Mr.novelli
>>592884703
timestamp faggot
>>592884988
This
>>592884703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSaUOEGYOVU
>>592884703
0/10 That is fake.
Being able to shoot people is cool and all, but does it really make up for never being able to get high or buy hookers?
did you ever stick a sharpie in your pooper?
if so: do again w/ timestamp on asscheek
Nice finger prints. & thanks.
Whats ur mission today on /b/???
He's fake, no FBI agent would cover their credentials. Want to know why? Cause their credentials are fake too! Nigga fuck you.
> Do you like your job?
> How dangerous is it?
> How much do you make?
> How much does your boss make?
> What's your typical day like?
Always wanted to join the FBI. I'm 33 and it's probably late for me. i went the corporate route, got an MBA and sold my soul.
>>592884703
Who was phone.
I am not a robot
>>592884703
>filename
>>592884703
Wtf!? WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERNAILS!!!!!?
>>592885118
You say potato...
>>592884703
How many cocks do you suck in a days time?
>>592885265
i feel strange
Kekkity kek
>>592885777
nice trips, jesus
>>592885777
nice
>>592885468
FX00 9001
Reported to FBI tips :^)
>>592884703
>mfw FBI 'special agent' shows his finger prints
Why are you so fat and lazy?
>>592884703
Clean those fucking hands bro
does scully fuck dogs?
>>592884703
what happened to your finger man?
>>592884703
>Implying that signature belongs to any of the last four FBI Director's.
Nice try. what did J. Edgar sign your toy badge? Do you walk around with your trench coat and dollar store aviator sun glasses too?
>>592884703
I know a 100 pound a month operation that is in Nashville, I know a guy that mails 5 pounds of weed to Atlanta every week.
I know a gorilla grow of usually under 100 plants in Mendocino County.
> how can I become a agent
I even know where to get Grateful Dead L.S.D, that was buried by Albert Hoffman's people in refrigerators all in southeast Oregon.
>>592884703
CIA HERE we are currenntly running your finger prints through our database
>>592884703
since you said you're a special agent, how autistic are you on a scale of 1 to 10?
>>592884703
Who would win in a shootout. You or me?
>>592884703
Do you need masters degree to get in?
Also, how's the salary?
I'm genuinely curious because im about to graduate.
>>592886114
I kek'd
>>592884703
i see ur knuckles where r ur fingernails? freak
>>592884703
how does it feel knowing that I just 3d printed your fingerprints?
Aren't you guys supposed to be watching the new ways people are hacking shit?
>>592886157
where?
want!
>>592884703
Richard, we'll talk on Monday. In the meantime, please refrain from posting.
>>592884703
I bet you don't get away with as much senseless spending as Fox Mulder, faggot.
>>592886660
Hey man, everything costs a price.
I'm a nomad, it took years of my life getting to know these people. (26 here)
I literally am family to A LOT of people, I have no problem giving some of my contact info, and us continue a possible proposition...
However I can assure you, that if you know anyone pursuing LSD, that the Grateful Dead website that was a blog selling "blotter sheets" or even individual "blotter squares"... was actually L.S.D
>newfags that arn't old enough to know X Files....
Are you Dale Cooper?
>>592884703
Dude, the sentence structure is off. You have a period where the comma should be.
>Department of Investigation
lol
I'm a robot btw
>>592885066
HIS BADGE NUMBER IS OVER 9000!!!!
>>592887640
I go to /x/ all the time and consider myself to be quite the /x/phile. Thats right faggot, its spelled /x/PHILE.
>Talk about newfags
>FX00
>00
nice dubs, bruh
>>592888421
lel xdddddddddddddddd
>>592884703
What country am I from?
So much bait
>>592884703
What is your opinion on the current government you work for?
Would you be in favor of a non violent revolution to replace the current government with a true democracy that supports the electorate rather then the biggest campaign contributor?
What are your views on the current justice system in America?
>>592884703
I like this game
Everyone post your badge
>>592890236
damn nice.. too bad thread is dead
>>592890236
ohfuck.avi
>>592884703
hobs?
>>592890236
Legit confirmed, how is life? Is being a Deputy inspector fun?
>>592887446
contact info pls
>>592884703
>no timestamp for proof
>newfag detected
>>592890236
Is it your job to lurk or you just a /b/tard
>>592890236
What do you like about your job?
The sad part is you spent money on a x-files badge
Why did the FBI mess up the TWA Flight 800 investigation so bad?
>>592890973
this
pls answer
>>592891170
i like it
>>592890236
whats the percentage of problems related to niggers in New York?
>>592884703
old pasta is old
Deep under cover.
>>592891635
Fuck.
>>592884703
What happened to the rest of your fingers?
>>592884703
Why don't you have a seat, right over there.
>>592890236
Have you ever choked a black man to death?
>>592891635
answer this
>>592890973
Where do I find cp
>>592891900
> Marin County
You stupid fuck, I'm posting this all over budbay.
>>592885000
Trips never lie
>>592892705
i can help
Why could you never find your sister you inept faggot?
>>592893507
What is your mission on /b/?
>>592893779
Theres an angry horde of crocodiles trying to harass the alligators and we've traced them to 4chan.
>>592893507
Why are you here
>>592894054
cuz he's human, like all of us nigger
>>592894318
>Implying we're humans
>>592894041
Isis
is naruto shit?
>>592894379
>implying implying
>>592894318
some of us are robots
>>592894041
Sounds intense
>>592894318
I am a friend to a cousin member to a ring leader of the occupy movement.
> convenient that were both here
> grateful dead family here
>>592894318
No I'm not, I'm a pig, according to the African American's.
>>592884703
I LOL SO HARD.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2dOboLsh-4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_PssZkusUQ&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0cYoV5OuTU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6p7XPbyHdw&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcUxZHzRuwg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kJVnA5KXJw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWf7WU2zJUI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TphWiyk4Y4&feature=related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk3I-a3CJdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb29Rcycjv0&feature=related
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLA2C748CE18BC8C55&feature=plcp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUCVdL5ZNrM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFz-5ldHQWU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6p7XPbyHdw&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsPFU_eV2v4
>>592884703
How does it feel to be morbidly obese?
>>592884703
>1. http://www.pbs.org/
Rise of the Drones
>2. http://www.pbs.org/search/?q=rise%20of%20the%20drones
GO TO 30 MINS IN AND WATCH THE PROGAM.OR WATCH THE PROGAM.
>3. http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/military/rise-of-the-drones.html
Edward Snowden
>4. http://www.pbs.org/search/?q=Edward%20Snowden
Edward Snowden on Cyber Attacks
>5. http://video.pbs.org/video/2365390542/
What Does Edward Snowden’s Move From Moscow Airport Mean?
>6. http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/edward-snowden-1/
TrapWire: American cities under total surveillance?
>7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUJIEbk3J_0
>8. http://www.infowars.com/
Trapwire: Big Brother Now Monitors Your Every Move
>9. http://www.infowars.com/trapwire-big-brother-now-monitors-your-every-move/
Stratfor emails reveal secret, widespread TrapWire surveillance system .
>10. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ydg6LxYvuo
The Young Turks TrapWire: Spying On YOU?
>11. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH6ZSzn7mMQ
TrapWire
>12. https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=TrapWire
GOOGLE >>>> TRAPWIRE
>13. https://www.google.com/search?q=TRAPWIRE&as_nlo=&as_nhi=&lr=&cr=&safe=images&gws_rd=ssl&oq=&gs_l=
>>592884703
>imposed upon him by law
Does it say "her" instead of him for female agents?
Naruto fbi fag
Is it good?
>>592894402
This. Is there suspected terrorist activity here?
>>592895206
No.
Naruto is love naruto is life
>>592884703
Wal-Mart Radio Tags to Track Clothing .
>http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704421304575383213061198090.html
The RFID revolution won't be televised, so we decided to present it in slideshow format.
>http://www.networkworld.com/slideshows/2008/0915-rfid-chip.html
Radio-frequency identification
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spychips
US Passport Card Security Tip
>http://www.rushpassport.com/blog/2010/07/us-passport-card-security-tip/
BizTalk RFID Mobile
>http://www.microsoft.com/biztalk/en/us/rfid-mobile.aspx
How RFID Tags Could Be Used to Track Unsuspecting People [Preview]
>http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=how-rfid-tags-could-be-used
Trapping 'ghost' workers with RFID
>http://www.business-standard.com/article/technology/trapping-ghost-workers-with-rfid-110071500070_1.html
FOR PETS
>http://www.microchipidsystems.com/
Hospitals tagging babies with electronic chips
>http://www.wnd.com/2008/01/45542/
New tech tracks you to the tomb
>http://www.boston.com/business/technology/articles/2010/03/15/new_tech_tracks_you_to_the_tomb/
>>592884703
Go fuck yourself you pathetic government scumbag.
>>592892705
Here you go!
>>592884703
M.A.V
Micro-Air Vehicle
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5YkQ9w3PJ4
A Swarm of Nano Quadrotors
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YQIMGV5vtd4
The Future of Drone Surveillance: Swarms of Cyborg Insect Drones
>http://www.networkworld.com/community/blog/future-drone-surveillance-swarms-cyborg-insect-drones
The Pentagon's battle bugs
By Nick Turse >http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Front_Page/JD03Aa01.html
Cyborg Insects Could Be First Responders in Rescue Situations "Bugged bugs" can go where humans can't
>http://www.popsci.com/technology/article/2011-11/new-first-responder-cyborg-insect-harvests-its-own-power
Synchronization and quorum sensing in a swarm of humanoid robots
>http://arxiv.org/abs/1205.2952
Super Bowl XLVI, NSSE & Big Sis .
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JHUel_54gU
>>592895394
out of here
>>592884703
SAME SHIT..DIFFERENT DAY..TIME TO TAKE YOUR KIDS RIGHT AWAY.
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Argus-is
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=trapwire&oq=trapwire&gs_l=youtube.12..0l6j0i10j0l3.29985.37297.0.38766.8.8.0.0.0.0.2187.2748.0j5j9-1.6.0...0.0...1ac.1.gyv7iY9nBlA
http://epic.org/privacy/airtravel/backscatter/epic_v_dhs_radiation.html
http://epic.org/privacy/rfid/
http://as-e.com/products-solutions/cargo-vehicle-inspection/drive-through/product/z-portal-for-passenger-vehicles
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVN59Pcf8z4
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHRlXzRfvpA
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frj7Cn7qN7Q
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJzactISacc
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC1q_hXfHmk
P.S.---->http://bangordailynews.com/?s=drones