>>674317010
>mowing her lawn in the late afternoon
>her daughters at her friends house
>decide to take break because fuck push mowing
>sit on couch
>she comes out of her bedroom
>hair wet
>assume she'd just gotten out of the shower
>fuck she smelled like green apple
>asks me if I want something to drink
>fucking around I say yeah bring me a beer
>she actually does it
>she walks over to me
>opens the bottle and hands it to me
>a woman bring you a beer and opening it for you is sexy as fuck
>she's wearing pj pants andd a baggy t with no bra
>asks if I want to watch a movie
>"sure"
>she gets down on all fores looking for a dvd underneath the tv stand
>big round milf ass stuck right in the air towards me
>hard as the most solid mass in the universe
>fuckit.png
>slid of couch onto my knees right behind dat ass
>grab both sides pf her pants and start to pull down
>my heads are shaking
>she isn't moving at all

>>674317010
>>674317187
>get pants down
>nose goes straight to her asshole for some reason
>smell great
>start rimming it
>use thumb to rub her clit
>seemed like forever
>realize she still hasn't moved or made a sound
>start thinking I fucked up and shes just waiting for this nightmare to be over
>stop and pull her pants back up and sit back on couch
>"do you want to watch the notebook anon"
>"s-sure"
>she puts it in and just walks back to the couch and sits on the other end
>she puts her feet in my lap
>we sit in silence and watch the notebook

and that was only the first time

>>674317300
keep it up son

>>674317300
dont stop, i am halfway to diamonds

bumping because OP needs to continue

>>674317010
Lurkan

Bump for great justice

Bumping because I'm a fat kissless virgin who gets off to this stuff

we are waiting patiently OP

>>674318443
what a champ

>>674317300
Tell me you sucked her toes, or did feet stuff, I'll blow my fucking load right here

>>674318597
Who's champ?

>>674317300
>I_NEEEEEED_IT.png

>>674317300
>my first sexual experience involved licking a girls asshole

how to know stories are fake: the story

>>674318748
THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT

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>>674318748
>>674318870

>>674318748
the champ, champ

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>>674317010

>>674318869
oh the story totally was in fantasy land when he said she asked him to redo her bathroom floor. No adult would trust that to a 15 year old.

>>674317187
>my HEADS are shaking
>my feet weak
>hands spaghetti

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MILF secretary

We all know this is fake shit. Just keep going, your writing is decent enough to get me hard.

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>>674317300

>go back next morning to finish lawn
>have house key since I do so much repair work
>walk upstairs to tell neighbor I'm there
>get to door and hear the sobbing
>peek in
>she's laying in her bedroom floor naked and crying
>NOPE
>creep back down stairs and out the back
>start mower
>I see her looking at me from her bedroom window
>keep mowing
>she's watching me from the kitchen window now


I'm a slow typer

>>674319156
that drew my attention too.

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MILF in stockings

Holy fuck my cock is harder then growing up in baghdad in 2002 and having 2 gay gypsie parents who are vegans.


PLS MOAR OP

>>674319374
Pre type next time but please continue

>>674319374
hurry

>>674319628
damn nIgga i want this greentext

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>>674319374
FASTER FAGGOT

>>674319628
Have you experienced that childhood?

>>674319156
OP here and I've been remodeling houses since I was 13 she knew I knew my shit floors aren't shit on the first level

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>>674319374
>I'm a slow typer
>not having it already typed on note pad ready to copy/paste

anon my boner

>>674319890
atta boy

>>674319374
>she starts motioning for me to come in
>notice she has a strange look on her face
>not sure what to expect
>not sure what to do
>stop the mower
>slowly walk across lawn
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>674319210
Top kek

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OP and the milf next door

>>674320144
NOT ME

>>674317010
I used to fuck this 30 yo milf back when I was 18 all the time. She started working retail with me during the holiday season. Her husband went out of town regularly and she would let me sleep over.
She had two young kids so one time we snuck out to a park near the townhouse and I fucked her on the pitchers mound, I always blew my load in her. We walked back to the house and within 5 min her husband pulled in the driveway. He came in and I was rattled but played it cool. Milf introduces me and he hands me a beer, she was sitting there seaping with cum. We made small talk and the both of them and the two kids drove me home, the kids were like why can't he stay over with us?
I was sweating like Marco Rubio.
A week later I was back there when he was out of town and creampied her three times in a row and she did not know I had even cum once but I just kept on fucking. She asked if I was going to cum and I told her hold on I am going number 4!
Guys let me tell you, when you are in your late teens, get a milf. Get one early 30's and you will have the best sex of your life.

>>674320144
Faaakeeee

>>674320273
Type faster or I will take over

>>674320290
ye im helping myself with porn thread

>>674319913
It's because he's thinking of what he should say instead of an actual story

>>674320222
"MEN Hate him! See how he FUCKED a mother and dated her with one simple trick!!!!!

>>674320357
all who want fastfag to take over for OP, say I

just make it good

>>674320278
I ant to believe

>>674320222
Damn what a lucky 14 year old

I, providing he's not an illiterate alien.

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>>674320278
>I was sweating like Marco Rubio.

>>674320222
Higher res pls

>>674320011
OP, you gotta be posting more.

Post nice MILF nudes too

>>674320222
Trips!

>>674320222
nice dubs

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>>674320666
666 trips confirms
>>674320357
you got a gig dude

>>674320666
Where the fuck is fastfag? i got trips like 4 mins ago

>>674319374
>finish up yard
>go in for something to drink
>she's in her robe sipping some coffee leaning on the island
>"I already poured you some tea"
>sit at island
>she comes and sits beside me
>starts fucking crying
>she's rubbing her wedding ring
>grab her hand and tell her to stop
>she looks up at me through her messy bed head
>tears in her eyes

>>674321233
Post slower op, you almost broke the speed of light there

>>674321233
dude fucking think of the plot before you type

>>674321233
It is taking far too long for you to write this, and why is this lady perpetually in tears?

>>674321233
Checked but GODAMMIT MAN

>>674321233
Nigger your providing us no fap material with these retarded sob story moments, just get back to the fake sex you FAGGIT

https://youtu.be/FQYi0Lyvs1w

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OP here what's the best way to do this pre write in note pad and copy paste?

>be 22
>dating this hot 40 yo MILF
>on our second date we went to her house afterwards
>she had an ugly 18 year old daugther (i mean...really ugly)
>daughter watching TV in living room, sees us runnig upstairs but she seems ok with it
>we fuck for about 30 mins
>the best sex ive ever had (pussy, anal, a2m,...)
>she has various sex toys in her drawer
>she pulls out a giant buttplug and a mouthgag out of her drawer
>spits on the plug, insert into her ass
>puts mouthgag on
>we fuck for another 10 min in missionary
>suddenly she doesnt move anymore
>ask if shes ok, keep pounding her pussy
>no answer
>too late, im about to cum
>cum in her pussy like no tomorrow
>realise she isnt breathing anymore
>put her mouthgag out (but it was still around her neck)
>Panic
>ran downstairs, naked and semi erect
>shout at daugther "CALL THE AMBULANCE"
>"what happened?"
>"JUST CALL THE FUCKING AMBULANCE"

telling her that i probably fucked her mother to death werent the right words i thought, so i said nothing else

>she ran upstairs
>found her mother naked, with giant buttplug in her ass, mouthgag around her neck and my cum dripping from her pussy
>"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU MONSTER"
>she calls ambulance and police
>she starts mouth to mouth with her
>the fact that she did that just a few minutes after we did ass to mouth actions almost got me hard again, so i put my cloths on
>ambulance and police arrived, found her like her daugther
>shes dead
>hours of explaining to police of what happened

a few days later the police called me and told me that the MILF just had a heart attack and that im out of trouble. the daugther hates me like hell and tried to sue me multiple times, but it got declined. this all happened 5 years ago

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>>674320222
What a fucking champ. Get after it, kid.

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OP 's milf

>>674321542
yeah but like fucking before you start the thread you moron

>>674321542
You write your story in notepad then you copy your story and paste it in here

>>674321505
because OP can't satisfy a woman in even a clearly fabricated story

>>674321462
This is 100% a true story

>>674321631
LOL thats fucked

>>674321727
kek

>>674321233
>finally she speaks
>"what we did yesterday was wrong and I think God is punishing me "
>really confused at this point
>start trying to form a question but she cuts me off
>"the police came by last night "
>"they told me - "
>"there there" I say because I don't know what else to do
>"they told me my husband was killed on his way home last night "
>"the driver was an alcohol "

>>674322187
Was a fucking alcohol

>>674322187

"driver was an alcohol"
Jesus christ, OP

>>674322187
RIP

>>674322187
The driver was an alcohol
>An alcohol

>>674322187
A fucking alcohol.. God dammit i never saw that coming holy fucking balls of shit op i mean god fucking damn!!!!

>>674322412
>>674322372
>>674322431
>>674322449
Newfags

>>674317010
Oh goody a thread I can answer

>don't be not me
>be 21
>senior in college
>swiping on tinder
>see milf
>chat
>convo drops off
>month later, she posts a "moment" (back when tinder had those)
>chat more "yadayada hope I'm not too young for you"
>"Nah, just had my heart broken, been weird with everyone"
>get a pic of her. she screenshotted the pic to send it rather than send the file, and thumbnails of nudes of her at the bottom
>point this out "I don't wanna embarrass you but..."
>"well you've already seen 'em, might as well send you them."
>She's a fucking fox. I would later find out was a literal model, and was even invited to do playboy
>couple day later she's coming over to my campus apt
>watch some comedy on netflix
>pretty soon, we're fucking
>be into BDSM, had hinted at it with her in previous convos
>tie her up, fuck her from behind and in all kinds of positions. she has learned how to hump in her 36 years
>she squirts EVERYWHERE. never met a woman who squirted this much
>we continue seeing each other. she's now currently my girlfriend
>actual nymphomaniac, masturbates 3-5 times every day, humps me as many if she's around
>I go to her place when her kids (19, 16, and 13 (she got knocked up young)) aren't there
>fuck like feral cats
>she sometimes buys me stuff, like a tempurpedic because she hated fucking on my shitty dorm mattress

Sometimes life is good.

>>674322187
kek

>>674322372
>>674322187
>>674322412
>>674322428
>>674322431
>>674322449
Why are these funnier than recent YLYL breads

>>674322187
bring me those fresh salty MILF tears.

>>674322187
OF COURSE you're going to make an accident, you're a fucking solution driving, i mean... WTF USA, WTF???

>>674322412
>>674322372
>>674322431
>>674322449
welcome newfriends

>>674322187
>>"the driver was an alcohol "
I fucking knew it.

>>674322519
Faggot

>>674322713
Butthurt little bitch

>>674322713
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=driver+was+an+alchohol

>>674322187
Go on

>>674322187
top kek

>>674320278
The last night we worked together this same milf wanted to take me out drinking, kind of a going away party. She was a soccer mom and played indoor soccer so she had a great toned ass, legs and belly. Boobs were a B cup.
We started drinking at a local bar and I was getting fucked up, I was barely 18 and my experience with sex amounted to a few finger bangs and dry humping.
This was late 80's, with that being said use my wisdom here when I say get an early 30's milf.
We were both tipsy and she put a Led Zeppelin cassette in the car stereo. Next thing I know she is dragging into the backseat of her Jeep. We had been making out all over the place trying to find a place to park.
Off comes her shirt and she is unzipping my pants. She had spent the last half hour teaching me how to kiss like she likes it so I was about to bust.
Then she starts sucking my dick, holy shit I could not believe what was happening, this hot fucking milf is blowing me.
I shot my load in her mouth and she spit it out the door.
The next day I felt like a fuckin stud. Later I was fucking her every few day for a year.

>>674322539
I know your story is real because you brought up the fact older women buy you shit when you fuck them

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>>674322187

HOLY SHIT

>>674322590
Lol (balls of shit originator) thanx for making me laugh, idk why it was hilarious reading them back to back n ending it with mine haha.. i hope that wasnt how it ended ima be pissed..

>>674322539
pics or it didn't happen

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>Be 17
>Have fetish of masturbting in woman's panties
>Close to my neighbor whose mom is a milf
>Soon start to go into her panty drawer on a daily basis and take her panties and jerk off in them. I'd replace them afterwards
>I do this whenever I can, they never locked their doors
>She starts doing things around me..

>>674322590
because of the fucking banana

>>674322886
Why would I Google it if I had known it was a meme? >>674322811

>>674319890
What specifically did she make you do? With the bathroom floor I mean? Ceramic? Fiberfloor?

>>674317010
I think I worked with that lady. She had a husband that also worked here, but he left before she did. He was douchier than she was. I honestly didn't even notice she left. Neither of them were useful.

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>>674323447
> I'm just pretending to be retarded

>>674323037
Very nice... but she spit? Srsly?

>Be me 21
>Working as a waiter at an Italian restaurant
>Get hired on cause of hot friend who I smoke weed with occasionally
>Bartender is a 44yr old single mother
>She's about a 7/10, good size tits and a fat ass.
>A month into working there she sends me a friend request on FB
>We start talking, all about our love and problems
>she invites me over one night. Just wants to hang out

Cont?

>>674323654
sure

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>>674323090
She makes good money, and her parents bought her house and car outright for her so she has no bills. So I let her take me out or buy me stuff sometimes. She offered to put money in my account once when I was broke but that's where I drew the line.

>>674323227
I wish I could post pictures. She's really beautiful. But she has a career and has specifically asked me not to, so I cannot :( I'm sure you know that feelarino

>>674323654
yes

>be me
>have stable of milfs in diffent area codes
>end

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>>674319156
I thought the same shit, I wouldn't even ask a 15 year old slut to watch my 4 year old.

>>674323814
loool

>>674323465
Had to completely replace rotted out floor. It was an older modular home. They had been a leak under the tub for years.

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>>674318748
JOHN CENA

>>674323814
Wtf anon no free use allowed

MODS

>>674323654
meh sure

>>674324034
Did they catch the alcohol?

>>674322187
I get it. 10/10

>>674317300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYu6ABlqtoo

1:34

I'm lolling to death over here

Sounds like you had a great time!

>>674323854
>what is PERSEC

>>674322187
>>674324034
So is that shit ending with an alcohol the actual end? You guys never legit fucked? I was waiting for more...

Open the door
Get on the floor

I need about threefitty

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