>>586220897
YOURE ABITCH

>>586220897
mine isnt, because im a pregnant slut

I have a headache

>>586221008
AT LEAST IM NOT A SLUT YOU WHORE

i crave for bbc

"Parasite noises"

Ugh. I can't be a good person right now because i got gas

>>586220897
Are you depressed? You look fat.

>>586221065
How many months? 6 months here. :) I'm going to name him Tyrone

Let's talk about appartments for hours.

>>586220897
as if

You're cute

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I pretend to be cold, even though it is warm as shit, and then refuse to take someones jacket, but keep complaining.

>>586221213
Ugh I knooow. I've been taking yoga, but I always go back to ice cream

>>586220897
check out my livestream twitchtv/grillgamerxdD

>>586221132
Crave? Newslut detected

Hey /b/, I'm a girl gamer.
No I'm not fat. No I won't make you a sandwich. No I'm not ugly. No I don't go out with guy gamers, because they're usually socially retarded and ugly. Yes my boyfriend is a bit of a jock, so what? No I won't show you my tits, so don't fucking ask.
And finally.
Yes, we do fucking exist, so stop saying otherwise. And we enjoy games (SHOCK HORROR) just as much as men.

I love my BF so much I'm going to get my best friend to rub her pussy on him on him and test his loyalty.

If he doesn't tell me about it, even if he didn't do anything, I'm going to dump him for being dishonest.

I am freezing

RAPE!

Tits or GTFO! btw I'm grill.

( . )( . )

My balls ache.

i love justin bieber

ITS SMELLS A LITTLE LIKE PTSD IN HERE

>>586221351
TGFO slut

HEYYY BITCHESSS <3 !!!~`1111!

>>586221351
Lol let me borrow your gamer gurl glasses. The ones with no lenses

*Does something in a fucking completely retarded illogical way* "DONT TELL ME HOW TO DO THIS YOURE WRONG" *Continues the same way*

The more you spend on me the faster I'll sleep with you.

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>>586220897

"I love posting bikini pictures of me on Facebook."

"How dare these weird, creepy, fat guys, I am not attracted to dare looking at them?!?"

No, I don't wanna order food.
...
What the fuck!?
You didn't even tell me you were ordering right now.
Maybe I would've liked something.

I don't want to do that thing.... I know you know that I don't want to do that thing.... But I want you to ask me anyway....

FUCK no one ask me what's wrong right now UGH worst day. - feeling annoyed

sorry can't hear you over the sound of the world revolving around me

i have rape fantasys

>>586221351
Tits or fuck off!!

Whore

I don't feel so good today :c

I have a headache

I wasn't in the mood for sex and caught my boyfriend masturbating shortly after, he's such a selfish pig

i like to wear short shorts and low cut shirts, but rage when people look at me and comment on them

OP, check your privilege.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TAMPONS, TAMPONS, TAMPONS, TAMPONS, THAT TIME OF THE MONTH, TAMPONS, TAMPONS, TAMPONS, PERIOD, VAGINA

This is pretty much all I fucking hear.

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Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

Stop oppressing me you misogynistic pigs.

I posted in a rate thread and got 321 replies
I sent them all nudes privately on snapchat, I hope my boyfriends and my husband don't mind

>>586221756
OMG YOU LOVE HIM TOO? WE SHOULD TOTALLY HANG OUT. NEW BEST FRIEND!

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I think I will cheat on my boyfriend today

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All I want is chipotle and chocolate.
Watching netflix in bed<3333333
Channing Tatum Channing Tatum
All I want is a hard working man who treats me like a princess and has a beard and tattoos and a motorcycle.
I treat animals and babies exactly the same.

Contradiction isn't a concept I'm even vaguely familiar with.

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>>586221756

i have to show off as MUCH OF MY FUCKING DISGUSTING POT BELLY STOMACH AS POSSIBLE AND TIE MY HAIR UP ON THE TOP OF MY HEAD IN SHOPPING CENTRES.
dunno about other countries, but most australians will know what I fucking mean

OMG this guy with a HUGE beard tried to say hi to me. Ew! Total creepo

im shallow just like men but dont get called on it

>>586221952
i KNOW i will cheat on my boyfriend today

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>>586220897
do you guys have more pics of her?
seen some, didn't save them, meh..

This thread is gold.
*Tells all my girlfriends a detailed description of whats going on in my relationship*
"You told anon about our sex last night!? I TRUSTED YOU"

>>586221899
They deserve it for not fulfilling your needs

I want you to treat me equal. Ugh why aren't you treating me special?

He won`t look me in the eyes while having sex..

I have to snapchat random guys because my arsehole boyfriend try's to make out with me when I'm not interested

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>>586222052
Oh my gosh girl boys are so stupid
My boyfriend like wanted to spend the night with me and I was like, um, ew, nooooooo!!
then I had chad come over because he brought me alcohol, and then I sucked his dick and had him fuck me on my boyfriend's bed HAHAHA my boyfriend came back and I told him I was working out HAHAHAHA

I'm watching my figure. I only want a salad... and your fries.... and your money.... and I'm not really watching my figure.

>>586222145
Totally. Thry should be happy i even let them pay for my stuff

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>>586222009
'murican here.
I know...

All men are pigs that treat girls like cum dumpsters and sluts. Why can't I find a good guy? I mean I go out to bars and get shit faced and fuck on the first date but come on, is it really that hard to find husband material?

Rape is bad wah wah wah

Niggers tongue my anus.

>>586222242
Oh i forgot to mention i kissed him without brushing my teeth hehe

Who is Emily ?

>>586220897
I'm statistically more likely to live longer than any man by a margin of at least 10 years.

And if I'm above a 7/10 chances are I'll be able to live my life never having had to work

>>586222375
oomgg are we wearing the same leggings...? those are really cuteeee riiight? alright cyaaaa.... u fukin bitch i'll burn u alive

>>586220897
>My vagina is bleeding.
Picture or it's not true!

>>586221693
kek

My penis looks weird.

I want to fuck tyrome

>Marilyn Monroe quote
>Bob Marly quote
>Disney quote
>I'm so deep
>let me tell you about what a bitch "insert new female name daily" is
>I'm really into fitness
>goes to gym to do a few sets of squats once a week
>diet consists mostly of sweets and fast food

I'm a huge fucking slut.

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Oh my gosh I LOVE taylor swift and >>586222740

liike, live life to the fullest!!

>>586221756
-starts crying-

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Girls don't exist on the internet, but if they did, it would sure as fuck look like this.

my bf is so controlling! he treats me like a kid! Ugh relationships!

>>586223129
(pic unrelated)

Like, my bf tells me he loves me everday its getting soooo annoying jeez i wish he would just hit me

>>586220897
I jkust scratched my car while parking :((

I SAID NO ONE ASK ME WHAT'S WRONG YOU ASSHOLES

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>>586222242
>olivia

>>586223205
hai :3! my dad is such a pain in the #ASS, idk why he didn't got me that car for my bday, i mean #LOL my car is old already, it's.. dunno like a 2013 model.
he's such an asshole >-< which is your cars? mine is a pink one lol

my bf is so controlling! he treats me like a kid! Ugh relationships! hes older than me and knows better but UGH! ! !

#Woman #GrownUp #IknowEverything #Boysaredumb

>>586223129
>>586223168
it's related alright

Uhm why is this jar so fricken hard to open

>>586223377
because you're turning it in the wrong direction

>>586223129
Don't post Kanbaru. She makes me want to masturbate.

"I expect you to drop everything at any time to save me from myself, but if you're ever in crisis, I'll ask what's wrong with you."

You're too nice to me I don't want to date you we can be friends but I'll never want to actually hang out with you or talk to you

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FUCK THIS THREAD TRIGGERED ME
FUCK WOMEN

>>586223499
she only makes me want to mastubate if i hear her voice too

>>586221710
Never get married or go steady, anons. Doing so=woman keeps balls in purse 5ever.

this thread is offensive to me and I demand mods to close it right now. I'm triggering.

No, I dont want any food.

Can I have a bite of yours?

>>586220897
Look! This one guy sends me love letters every week! I remember he used to leave flowers around for me back in college...
I know! I'm going to ignore him forever and ever! Not a word, not even a glance in his direction.

>>586220897
omg who is that shes so pretty :) :*

>>586223464
Uuhh k i wasnt asking for help stop thought raping me

I am ok
It does not matter
You really don't care about me do you.

I don't care, I do what I want!!!

>>586221128
>>586221008
wow, they're such bitches

K.

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>>586223633

I'm going to date a guy for three months then break up with him by just ingnoreing his text and calls because that black guy I like finally noticed me

>>586223616
>implying I haven't watched enough of the monogatari series to imagine her voice

stop stare raping me

Can you stop remembering what i said???? Gawd you act like i mean anything i say

Females are the niggers of gender

Half of /b/ are traps and already pretend they are girls.

>>586223904
i have, she's also inaba

>>586222581
Yeah, I got them at Forever 21. Bye babe!

-says under breath- Goddamn, I hate that fucking whore. Who does she think she is? She thinks she's better than me because she's got a better job than I do and her boyfriend doesn't oppress her like mine does.

>>586223952
Stop complaining woman, if you did not look so good it would not happen, you asked for this to happen, you wanted it to happen.

>>586223724
this x a zillion.


"WHEN YOU GET MAD ABOUT SOMETHING I'M NOT GOING TO BOTHER TO TRY TO UNDERSTAND YOUR EMOTIONS AND I'M JUST GOING TO SAY I WISH I WASN'T IN THIS RELATIONSHIP AND THAT YOU'RE WEIRD"

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>>586223976
HAHA
5 stars m8

>>586223704
there... there is no real thought you have to build up to turn it in the other direction..

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>>586223499
Who's Kanbaru?

>>586223464
Fuck you too, slut. At least I didn't get pregnant at 15

>>586221141

I've been raped by eight men eight different times we were both drunk each time. But I don't want to date you be cause you don't drink ever how an I suppose to trust you? You just don't seem fun.
>actual quote, I've been having fun for 24 years with out drinking, but I guess passing out and getting fucked is the time of your life

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>>586224090
>likes kokoro connect, monogatari series

Niceee.

>>586224157
Ommgggg why do men get so bitchy when something bad happens to them? Freaking man up.
>cries when eats too much

OMG I'm so fucking funny. Aren't I funny? I mean guys laugh at all of my jokes.

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NO!
I DON'T like him
I just want HIM to like ME so I can reject him...

Isn't tumblr and twitter like the best thing on the internet?
Why the fuck are these 4chan faggots writing this on my tumblr??
Yadda yadda feminism oppression yadda yadda yadda

I want men to open up
>stops being interested as soon as they do for being a pussy

>omg get out of here i don't want your attention
>hey wait where are you going
>please give me your attention

>>586224541
Haha yeaa my bf says im hilarious ^_^ he said all the other girls he dated were stupid and boring thats why he wants me now

I only like guys that don't like me! Why can't I find a boy friend

>>586224663

This doesn't even make me mad, rather just super depressed.

I'm gunna make my bf watch the entire first season of Game of thrones, he's gunna love it

>>586220897
I literally can't even right now.

>>586224603
>posts that
>with an anime picture
and you wonder why you get rejected

>>586224483
ofc man, is PanSto worth watching?

Go get me some Mydol!

>>586224864
Well thats why you cant get a gf! You need to stop being so lame

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>>586224948
lol 2d girls can't so no /b/ro

>tfw no BF for 2 weeks

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>>586220897
HURR DURR I only like guys who treat me like shit.

I get wet when a man unsheathes his katana in public and starts practicing on various objects in his vicinity such as pot plants, street signs, trees, water features, small baby birds.

>>586220897
Teenage boys are the new teenage girls.

I spend an hour doing my hair
I need constant re-assurance through 'rate-me' threads.
I hug my pals instead of shaking hands

etc etc

Guys that play video games are such fucking NERDS. I bet they never get pussy and are complete virgin neckbeards. I would never fuck a guy that plays video games cause I'm not a basic bitch.

I'm a gamer grrl, but I only play games that a casual autistic wouldn't touch.

>>586224864
omgosh I want like, a reeeaal maan

yall nigs need to stop. this is the last post i will ever make on 4chan. sexism is not funny or edgy, this is just completely retarded and is not going to happen and should not happen. you think it's funny to joke about stuff like this? well it isn't. you are talking about some serious stuff and its just not funny to laugh about at all. most of you are 13 year old boys that need to go to bed and stop trying to play mr. internet badass. because it isn't working. you all look like a bunch of retards and you should get professional help. in conclusion, suck my dick. love peter

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>>586220897
I'm going to host a purr-party

ZOMG WHY DO ALL MEN THINK THAT THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR LIVES AT LEAST THEY DONT HAVE BOOBS OR PERIODS OMG, WHY DO GUYS THINK WE COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING AND HATE THEM ALL

>>586224446
haha
bitches
don't worry about them
there are real women

>>586221899
>I posted in a rate thread
you not post here??
why you hate us?!

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#femfatality

>>586224808
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, I fucked your boyfriend, you dumb skank ;)

I don't have to brush my teeth cause I'm a delicate flower.

>>586225249
Don't let the door hit your privilege on the way out, buddy.

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Lol i love /b/ u guys r crazy as shit

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>>586225651

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So this is a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrSPuBYm-Cw

>>586224663
>>586224864
>be me
>be closed off
>never emotional
>never even talk to mom about feelings
>meet girl
>she's into for a year
>I tell her she's important to me and I never tell people that
>I love her first girl I say that to
> stops being into me
>says I'm to overwhelming
>am hurt forever over first love
>go be butthurt on 4chan

>>586220897
>I HAVE DADDY ISSUES EVEN THOUGH MY DAD TREATED ME REALLY GREAT, I LITERALLY HAVE NO LOGIC AND I DO THAT EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT I SHOULD DO. IF I LIKE A GUY, I ACT LIKE A DITZY RETARDED CHILD. I COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING, I AM INCREDIBLY UNGRATEFUL. IF I SLEEP WITH 1000 GUYS IT DOESN'T MAKE ME A SLUT. WHAT IS MATH. I AM INCREDIBLY JEALOUS AT ALL TIMES. OMG MY PERIOD IS HERE LOL. TIME 4 TUMBLR. XFILES IS AWESOME. I LOVE THINGS IRONICALLY.

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Uhh, hi, do any of you like videogames or anime?

>>586222369
Hold me bro

>>586225537
Watevar BITCH chad only fux chix he doeznt care about

>>586225908
God fucking dammit
Not sued to this 4chan plus, yet

>>586225983
u go girl!!!!

>>586221351
low quality bait

Ok ok... I've got this new show and we need three words to sum up the entire teenage girl demographic..... Pretty... Little... Liars.. what do ya think?

>>586225944
>be you
>post green text on non green text thread
>is faggot
>get dubs
>check em

I'm getting bored of this relationship. I'm not gonna take the honorable way out and break up face to face, I'll just ignore his texts forever

>>586224541
all my guy friends laugh too and i mess with them by touchng my tits in public lol! none of them like me though because theyre my friends! its perfect!

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>>586221351

>>586226085
Hello newfriend.

>>586225997
Don't forget about photography!

>>586226198
Then if he text me I'll post the screenshots and call him a creep

In a heated discussion I will reply to you with answers that have nothing to do with the questions you just asked, will get mad if you point that out to me

>>586226080
>OMg BicH ShtfU lMAo WhaTs UR TumBlr, LEtZ SkYPE l0l, i lOve ThiS guy Even Tho He beats Me every DYA LOL

>>586226198
Tehe if he doesnt understand OH WELL your feelings are the only ones that matter

>>586221612

Meat is murder!
>wears make up made from whale oil

I get along better with guys.. jk, I'm a whore

I care only about how something affects my life. You are important to me only to the extent that you present an inconvenience. Beyond that I live solely for myself.

>>586226328
hey x, its adorabae, follow me!!

id rather just be friends with every guy i see. i have a bf, im making him better, youll see! the bruises are love taps!

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Don't they know it's offensive?

omg like men are so dumb

i'm a feminist i weigh 300 pounds i love black cock stop opressing me follow me on tumblr i love cute animals

> Hi /b/ rate me, my bf just left me and said im ugly. And no I wont post tits.

Average fat ugly cunt bitch on /b/

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I want more rights by taking yours away, even if I say yes and sign on the dotted line, if I think it's rape, it's rape you fucking shitlordz

>>586226704
>>586221612
>>586226395
soz dun goofed

>>586223848
FUCK YOU, THOSE ARE NY FRIENDS.

>>586226559
>0mg Bich u only hAvE 13948 FOloWRS Lmao Wut a Slut I have 696969669 FOLOORWRs r u jealoz lmeo

>omg bich u like my attempt at being deep by putting a picture on top of a picture on my profile pic?! lmao i'm so vaporwave. lmao guyz b THIRSTY AF el OH el

Ughhhhh i need some friends and good chat convo plzz. I gave bf so no dix pix. Add me on skype xXtwatbag.whoreslut.willsendtitsifyouarearoundatthetimemybf.makesmemad.Xx

Harry is best 1d boy <3333333

>>586220897
ITT virgins that are bitter they are too awkward to talk to girls and fuck them.
>Inb4 femenist detected / whiteknight newfag

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>>586226290
this isn't even a pasta
>'I like Japanese culture; along with dance, music, photography, writing, gaming, being myself...'
>mfw she actually plays games and watches anime

>>586226865
696m followers? what did u do to get that many?
slut

I squirt milk out of my nipples whenever tentacles puncture my uterus.

>>586226941
Faggot

>>586226941
Nigger :^)

>>586227041
>>586227083
found the virgins

[insert projection of perpetual-virginity here]

>>586226880
omg gurl, SO TRUE SLUT ADd ME ON iNSTAGRAM

Xx.USELESSSLUT.IMTRYINGREALLYHARDTOBEARTISTICSOTHATITWILLMAKEUPFORMYCOMPLETELYVOIDPERSONALITY.IWILLSUCKURDICKIFUGIVEMEATTENTION.IHAVENOSELFESSTEEM.IAMINSECURE.Xx42O

any tips on how to manipulate men for moar child support? can 2 men pay for the same child support if 1 was my boyfriend for a month, and the other is his twin brother?

>>586220897
THIS IS SEXIST, i'm PROUD TO BE a WOman AND WONT LET MYSELF BEING BULLIED, OR COPIED YOU FILTHY PIGS

>>586226941
Hah! This iz soo tru dude. These LOSERS just need to stop being so creepo maybe then a girl would let them spend money on her

>>586226299
Photography? Oh well photography is cool, I just don't really like those weird filters like on instagram, I don't use instagram anyway.

>>586227174
No I just dont need womyn. Got a bf with nice cawk, dont be jelous :^)

Fuck all of you anons I am showing you my tits you bunch of sex starved pigs.

>>586226006
Ur just jelly that he likes my tight holes better than yours ahahahaha

>>586226941
Xx.faggotdetectedwhohasnofuture.Xx

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I'm so ugly :(
#nomakeup
No guys want me
Guy are asshole

>>586227201
a post on tumblr should do the trick

>>586227389
I wish I were a faggot. But the thought of dicks disgusts me a little so I don't think it's gonna work out

>>586227390
I am * not* showing my tits.
Fixed

>>586227022
slut! bitch don't tak to me like that, I only poSt full nude pics to snap chat u just jealous i have mo shoez then u

>>586226280
Ikr!?!? like theres this 1 guy at my school that is so awesome but he's like a brother to me and i'd never fuck him even though he told me he wanted to be more than friends. i was like haha sweetie no, i already have a boyfriend. i don't wanna date you. Then he got all depressed. Oh well lol #starbucks #madlyinlovewithbae

Omg math is soooooo hard xD!!!

>>586227599
#airbrushtool

>>586227605
Get over IT, you dont need to Do anal. Cawk r fun.

I like sucking cocks.

>>586226941
Lol omg you're such a charmer. Wanna fuck?

>>586227829
And dicks btw im a girl ;)

>>586227182
Add me too, skank!
xxlovesblackcockandmakingdaddymadxx

>>586225944
>be guy
>a girl is into me
>thinking of telling her that I don't like her and ask her to leave me alone, it's my body, right?
>but guess she'll just that that's funny. haha that's something that girls say haha totally ignore that i'm being entitled
>come on really strong
>she backs off
>some guy calls me a faggot
>tell him what I was doing
>but I didn't get it the first time around you must be wrong
>no socrates I won't let you make the weaker position seem the stronger
>what do you mean it is a cliche that people don't like people who like them
>kill him
>kill her
>kill everybody
>yeah, you're dead right now
>communication is literally impossible with people until you stick a fucking gun in their mouth
>yeah I said literally. I knew you would take it as something other than a conscious exaggeration in order to express the depth of my feeling
>faggot
>come on /b/
>tell this story
>some guy tells me to calm down or get a girlfriend or I don't know
>yeah, I don't know. meaning it hasn't happened, otherwise I would know. it's a prediction
>comprehension, motherfucker. are you even trying?
>you won't feel my pain, just criticize my bad form
>fuck off

TTYL! OMG! MMICS! LNNAXIFTO!

0h n0 1'm be1n r8pd

>>586227392
HaH! w/e sluT i dont need hIm aNYway going to BrEAk up for No ReasOn to ProvE iT!

>>586226941
>thinks you have to appreciate women and can't joke about them in order to bang them

Don't you talk about the shit you've done to women and dumb shit they do with your mates?

-,-

>>586220897
I wish I had bigger boobs that Suzy

>>586224903
Um, yeah, what's funny about that?

>Jon Snow dies at the end of the last book, stabbed by the men of the night's watch

>>586227605
You'd be great at fellatio.

>>586221952
good grief anyone know who this is? image search took me to funnyjunk and shady spanish forums.

Never trust a guy if hes too honest and caring becuz it just means he wants have sex
>fucks guy that doesnt give a shit about me

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Can we get a like for this brave woman?

fuckk.. i dont think i can get singles anymore

>>586228671
LOL Fine, I'll Just Fuck Him For A Few Weeks And Then Move On To The Next One Like I Always Do Because I Can't Seem To Keep A Guy To Save My Ass.

Equal rights, the equalities, the equalness of out nation.... OMG Its TOTS amazballs the way I NEVER have to buy a dRiNk on a NiGhToUT

Fuck Boys :^) They are fucking ugly and disgusting. They don't even have muscles, they are fat as hell, every men should die in hell :^)

>>586221279
Bane of my fucking existance.

i think i was raped. I gave my consent to sexual intercourse but just before he came I said no i dont want to. He then came because of me so im phoning the police. Cis male scum

>>586220897
im a cavewoman ^_^

>>586225216
Only faggy teenage boys from shit subcultures

>>586220897
Hey... FUCKING DIE CIS-SCUM!! ... want to out sometime?

>>586223964
THIS

Hi /b/
I will show u my titties for a key to some game that costs 5 pound cause im a pleb : )

>>586229151
YOU FUCKING GO GIRL! #NOMEANSNO

>>586229628
Get his rapist ass girl before he does it to another victim. Just because we dress this way does not mean we wanna be raped!

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mfw this thread

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what is logic?

>>586230370
Fuck I wish I had a nice ass like hers. I need to go to more squats and stop eating ice cream but it's SOOOOOOO good.

>>586223976
a are you Aristotle reincarnated?

>>586230576
Top kek. How is someone a clothing store incarnate?

>>586231161
Omfg i love shopping at aeroplausible.

OMG LANA DEL REY